Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 171 Madara: Both I and the Hasila horse on my body laughed.

The Fourth Shinobi World War – Five Kage vs. Madara!

The moment the title appeared on the light screen, everyone watching was startled.

It's here! We've finally waited for it.

The Fourth Ninja World War?
I hope more information will be released.

They've experienced the first through third Shinobi World Wars, but the fourth one hasn't even started yet.

Five figures appeared on the light screen; they were clearly the Five Shadows.

Tsunade, the Fourth Raikage, Onoki, Mei Terumi, and Gaara.

The Sand Village in the Land of Wind is in an uproar.

Gaara as the Kazekage?

Even the young Gaara was stunned. He, the Kazekage?

Mei Terumi, the Fifth Mizukage, vs. Madara.
In her battle against Madara, Mei Terumi initially managed to corrode Madara's Susanoo with acid mist, which was a decent start. She later countered Madara's fire-style attacks. However, due to her youth and lack of combat experience, her performance deteriorated significantly later on. Her attacks became largely ineffective, and even self-defense became a problem.

Mei Terumi of Kirigakure: ...

Is there anything wrong with the light screen?
It's said that her acid mist corroded Madara's Susanoo, and that she even restrained Madara, yet it's said that she had trouble protecting herself? Isn't that a bit contradictory?

I strongly suspect this is a fanboy/fangirl.

"I'm so angry!" Terumi thought to herself, getting angry just thinking about it.

Many of the village's ninja were there to speak out for Mei Terumi.

Gaara, the Fifth Kazekage, vs. Madara.
Needless to say, Gaara is quite good at playing in the sand. In the battle against Madara, he played a support role, and even managed to force Madara to take him seriously with a powerful sealing technique. Although Gaara is younger than Mei, his performance was better, so I'll give him two stars.

Gaara: ...Thank you.

Rasa looked at Gaara with surprise and uncertainty.

Perhaps I should change my attitude towards Gaara.

Although Gaara doesn't seem like a successful Jinchūriki, the fact that the light show says he could become a Kage in the future suggests that everyone is probably underestimating him.

In Rasa's heart, the village was more important than Gaara.

However, if Gaara has the potential to become a Kage, then changing our attitude towards him might not be a bad idea.

Not only did Rasa change his opinion of Gaara, but many Sand Ninja in the village, as well as ordinary people, also changed their opinion of Gaara.

The Fifth Kazekage – Gaara?
The Fourth Raikage - A
I initially thought the Raikage was the strongest of the Five Kage, but his performance against Madara was truly disappointing. With the help of Onoki's Heavy Rock Technique, he managed to destroy Madara's Susanoo a few times, but then he just coasted along. Oh well, I'll give him three stars out of consideration for his missing arm.

Yunyin Village.

Fourth Raikage: ? ? ?
Paddling?

A severed arm?

"Uchiha Madara's strength is comparable to that of the God of Shinobi. Being able to destroy Madara's Susanoo several times is already quite impressive," said a Cloud Ninja next to the Raikage.

Several more Cloud Ninja immediately echoed this.

However, Raikage was not happy; instead, his face darkened.

[The Fifth Hokage, Tsunade, is not a Senju. After all, she abandoned the Senju name long ago. Besides Tsunade and Nawaki, no other Senju clan members have been seen. By the way, who are Tsunade's parents?]

Tsunade's face was cold.

I'm too lazy to pay attention to the complaints about the light screen.

In the Five Kage's battle against Madara, she ranked second?
The Kage of the strongest ninja village is ranked second? That's a failure in itself.

I initially thought Tsunade was the weakest of the Five Kage.

Tsunade: Hehe #
[His performance was surprisingly good, quite the opposite of the Raikage's.]

Tsunade: An accident? ##
In short, Tsunade is tanky, powerful, and can heal. After activating the Hundred Healings Technique, Madara's Susanoo is like paper. Furthermore, Tsunade's chakra enhances Onoki's Kekkei Tota. I give her four stars; don't get arrogant.

Tsunade: Pride? ###
Shizune felt it was best to keep some distance from Lady Tsunade to avoid being accidentally hurt.

"Lady Tsunade, the screen is also praising you, saying you're amazing!" Shizune said with a smile.

With a cold glance, Tsunade sneered: "I don't need such praise. Besides, I'm not the Fifth Hokage. The Fifth Hokage is that idiot Jiraiya."

Meanwhile, Madara, far away in the Valley of the End, also looked unwell.

Is his Susanoo made of paper?

Mei Terumi used acid mist to corrode them, the Raikage was blown up several times, and Tsunade could kill them all with one punch?
[The Third Tsuchikage--Onoki,
The only Third Hokage among the Five Kage, a true veteran—the old fox is indeed spicier! In the battle against Madara, he was the backbone, not only supporting his teammates with Light and Heavy Rocks and Heavy Rocks, but also displaying formidable power with his Particle Style: Detachment Technique, shattering Madara's Tree World and dozens of Susanoo clones.
Onoki's outstanding performance inspired the other four Kage, and Madara also acknowledged him as the undisputed MVP, deserving five stars.

The ninja world was immediately in an uproar.

"What? The Tree Realm of Spots?"

"Is it the Wood Release: Tree World technique used by the First Hokage?"

"When did Madara acquire Wood Release?"

"Dozens of Susanoo clones? Are they dozens of Susanoo clones?"

"Is he using Susanoo as a shadow clone? That's terrifying."

"The Five Kage are all strongest, especially the Tsuchikage!"

"That's not entirely true. Onoki was the third Tsuchikage, the third Hokage, the third Kazekage, the third Mizukage, and the third Raikage. None of them were necessarily worse than him."

"The Fifth Hokage is not much weaker than the Third Tsuchikage. In fact, Konoha is still the strongest."

"Not much difference? I think the gap is still quite large."

"Konoha was originally the strongest ninja village, a cradle of geniuses."

……

In the Pure Land, Tsunade's parents' names will not be mentioned.

All sighed.

So, Tsunade's parents didn't even have their names mentioned?
Tobirama frowned.

Aside from Tsunade and Nawaki, no other Senju clan members have appeared?
The Senju clan is a powerful clan, no weaker than the Uchiha.

Both the First and Second Hokage were Senju, which led to the Senju clan's significant growth, surpassing even the Uchiha clan. However, to avoid attracting unwanted attention, they abandoned the Senju name and dispersed their members to integrate into the village.

Could it be that after all these decades, Tsunade is the only Senju clan member left in the village?

If that's the case, then behind it all...

Tobirama squinted, his expression terrifyingly serious.

Also, Madara actually knows Wood Release?

"Transplanted my brother's cells?" Tobirama pondered.

[After the Five Kage were defeated, a Hashirama face appeared on Madara's chest. He and the 'Hashirama' on his body both laughed, their expressions still exaggerated and arrogant, practically pointing at the Five Kage and saying: Eat shit, you guys!]

spot:???

However, what about the Hashirama face on his chest?

[Next question: Why does Hashirama's face appear on Madara's chest? A. He cherishes his 'best friend'; B. To obtain Hashirama's power; C. Because it looks good; D. It can intimidate people in battle; E. It's a necessary step to evolve into the Six Paths level; F. To accelerate the recovery of the Rinnegan's ocular power... (This is a multiple-choice question; all members of the chat group can participate in answering. Correct answers will earn the title 'Great Wisdom'; incorrect answers have no penalty, and wearing the title has special effects.)]

The chat group became lively at first.

People not in the group, spirit beasts, and even the undead are all frustrated.

I never expected joining a chat group would have this benefit.

There was a problem with the light screen. Group members responded, and those who answered correctly received a title.

Does wearing a title have any special function?
What is its function? It's not clearly explained.

but……

Great wisdom?
That sounds pretty good!

The reason why Hashirama's face appeared on Madara's body on the light screen has also sparked heated discussions.

Some people in the group even asked Madara and Hashirama directly.

[Hashirama: They must have transplanted my cells! Maybe with my chakra too.]

Hashirama's answer is quite reliable.

Ban, however, did not want to speak.

But what special function does the title "Great Wisdom" have?

This successfully piqued Ban's curiosity.

Multiple choice? [Kakashi Hatake: A and B should be correct. Looks good? Scary? Probably neither. As for E? A necessary step to becoming a Six Paths level cultivator? Probably not. F is definitely correct~]

Kakashi was the first to answer the multiple-choice question presented by the light screen.

The light screen gave 30 seconds, and the time hasn't run out yet.

After Kakashi, each member answered the question.

Obito Uchiha is directly assigned the numbers ABCDE...

Time's up, the answer is revealed on the screen.

Obito Uchiha made a mistake, so he didn't get a reward.

Only 8 group members answered correctly and received the title of 'Great Wisdom'.

Hashirama was delighted; he was one of the eight people in the group who answered correctly.

Madara was annoyed; Hashirama had answered correctly, but he had gotten it wrong.

[Tobirama: @Hashirama Senju, bro, what's the point of wearing the 'Great Wisdom' title?]

Tobirama was just curious.

Not only Tobirama was curious, but everyone in the group except for Obito was curious.

And there were even more curious people outside the group.

After all, too many people in the entire Naruto world are watching the light screen right now.

Moreover, there are aliens and summoned beasts.

Many summoned beasts have lifespans and intelligence far exceeding those of humans.

Before the era of the Ninja Village, certain summoned beasts were called monsters, and in order to deal with monsters, there were also Onmyoji and the like.

But now is the age of ninjas.

Those with power in the temple are all ninja monks.

It's not easy to get by without patience.

Hashirama was also very curious, and as soon as he received the 'Great Intelligence' title as a reward from the light screen, he immediately put it on.

Instantly, Hashirama's nickname in the group turned gold, followed by parentheses containing the words "Great Wisdom".

"...That's it?" Hashirama was stunned.

So, your nickname will turn gold?
It has no other function besides that.

Oh, right, you can also recruit new users.

But the group is full now, so there's no way to invite new people to join.

Hashirama explained the purpose of the title directly in the group chat.

Ban pursed his lips.

Turning my nickname into gold is a bit more eye-catching, but it's not a big deal.

As for inviting new members to the group, the group is already full.

"It's useless." Madara said with a disdainful look.

By the way, titles can also be transferred.

Your friend Hashirama Senju has gifted you a title (Great Wisdom). Would you like to accept it?

To Madara's surprise, Hashirama actually gave him the title he hadn't even had a chance to enjoy yet.

"No need," Madara refused.

He... doesn't care.

If he wants it, there are 7 other people in the group besides Hashirama who have it!

Besides, if the light screen can display a question for group members to answer, it will definitely display more questions in the future. Even if he answers wrong this time, he can answer correctly next time. He may still be able to earn the title of 'Great Intelligence'.

Hashirama's decision to bestow the title upon Madara shocked many people both inside and outside the group.

As for Ban refusing, he probably couldn't bring himself to do it! He's just proud and aloof.

Even if Madara doesn't want it, there's nothing Hashirama can do.

Actually, Hashirama was just curious about the title. He got it and used it, and that was enough. Since Madara didn't have it yet, he could just give it to him. If Madara gets another title in the future that Hashirama doesn't have, he could give it to him as well.

There's no need to be too calculating between close friends; it's all about giving and receiving.

If Hashirama got it, then Madara got it too.

Madara's rejection made Hashirama a little sad.

The nicknames of the eight members in the group are all gold, which is very eye-catching.

Furthermore, when group members wearing the title 'Great Wisdom' spoke, the font was gold and the voice had special effects, making it very flashy.

It's worth mentioning that titles can be stacked.

The only way to obtain the title at present is to answer the questions on the screen correctly.

However, it's hard to say when the questions will appear on the screen, or what content they will contain.

Maybe another question will appear soon, or maybe there won't be any at all this year; either is possible.

Additionally, identical titles can be combined. For example, combining two 'Great Wisdom' titles will add one star to the title. 100 stars can be combined to form a moon, 100 moons can be combined to form a sun, and 100 suns will form the highest level.

As for obtaining the same title after collecting 100 suns and then combining them, that requires group members to figure it out themselves.

After the light screen awarded titles to eight group members, the group announcement was also updated, adding descriptions of the titles.

After reading the group announcement, members gained a much better understanding of the titles.

Currently, there are only 8 people in the group with the title of "Great Wisdom". If you combine all 8 titles, it will be 7 stars for "Great Wisdom".

The more stars a title has, the more effective it becomes. For example, when recruiting new users, you might recruit one person without stars, but with stars you might recruit two or more.

Or perhaps it adds other functions.

……

The spots are being analyzed.

The title should also be one of the powers of the light screen.

If you have enough titles, can you control the chat group? Or even the light screen?

"The influence of the group's title may be far greater than I thought," Ban thought.

Since titles are important, he cannot accept titles from Hashirama so easily.

Perhaps he didn't want the title to affect his relationship with Hashirama!

Or perhaps Hashirama wanted to use a title to maintain their relationship? To strengthen their bond?

……

"waste."

When Tsuchiko came out of the Kamui dimension, she was very disappointed to see that Obito in the chat group had not received the title of 'Great Intelligence'.

The titles don't seem to have much effect right now, but according to the group announcement, their effect will become more and more significant as they are continuously combined.

How powerful would a great genius be if he had 100 suns?

Furthermore, eight people in the group have titles, but Obito doesn't, which makes him feel embarrassed.

Otherwise, that guy in the group shouldn't use the name Obito!

Most importantly, Lin seemed quite interested in the title.

If Obito in the group gets the title of 'Great Intelligence,' he should give it to Rin!

Kakashi is a piece of trash too; he was so close to getting the title, just a little bit short.

If Kakashi were much worse, it wouldn't be so bad, but he was just a little bit short, which is a real shame.

"If I were in the group, I would definitely get a title, and I'd be considered very smart," Tu Zi muttered to himself.

To be honest, Tu Zi really wanted to join the chat group.

Now that there's an Obito in the group, having a few more Obitos isn't a big deal!

However, joining the Naruto chat group isn't something you can just do on a whim.

(End of this chapter)