Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 172 Erzhuzi: The Ultimate Secret of Pretending to be Escape?
"Are they trying to mess with me again?" Sasuke's expression was not good.

Sasuke reappeared on the light screen.

The scenes keep changing, from babbling to walking, with a chubby baby face, looking very cute.

As they grew older, they reached school age.

Itachi carried Sasuke on his back and flicked Sasuke's forehead; the two brothers clearly had a very good relationship.

However, the night of the massacre became Sasuke's hell.

Sasuke even vowed to kill Itachi.

[With his innate talent for "pretending to be something he's not," Erzhuzi began his glorious and brilliant life...]

At the Valley of the End, Sasuke, in pursuit of power, decides to seek refuge with Orochimaru, prompting Naruto to confront him.
Sasuke scoffed disdainfully, "Explain? Why should I, Sasuke Uchiha, need to explain my actions to others?"

Erzhuzi was stunned.

That guy with the light screen is such a show-off!
However, why do I feel inexplicably excited?

Oh, right, the words "Erzhuzi" have appeared on the screen again.

After following Orochimaru for three years, Sasuke successfully defeated Orochimaru. Orochimaru lay on the ground, barely alive. Sasuke looked down at one of the Legendary Sannin and said, "Sometimes you are not wrong, but if you threaten me, then you are wrong."

Orochimaru: ...

[Erzhuzi: If Heaven hadn't given birth to me, Erzhuzi, the world would have remained in perpetual darkness.]

Nothing is impossible if I'm willing.

[Reasoning? I could wipe you all out in a minute. Why would I need to reason with you? My reasoning is the only reasoning.]

"The Sage of Six Paths arranged my fate? Hmph, let alone a mere sage, even the heavens cannot arrange my destiny. My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens."

The Third Hokage was the strongest Hokage? I could take on ten of him with one hand.

[The Uchiha clan is inherently evil? The Konoha high command, kneel before me!]

……

After the Fourth Shinobi World War, Sasuke stood on the Hokage Rock and sighed. He still hadn't reached the ultimate level of the "Pretending to be a Shinobi" technique; otherwise, he wouldn't have lost to Naruto. Although his strength was actually about the same as Naruto's, and his loss was partly due to bad luck, but...

If he were to reach the highest level of mastery in feigning skill, Naruto would be nothing more than sand before him, utterly insignificant.

At this moment, Erzhuzi was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

Staring blankly at the light screen, Erzhuzi's mind went completely blank.

That guy on the screen is such a good actor.

Really...

However, this hasn't reached the ultimate level of feigning skill?
"So, what does the ultimate secret of feigning escape look like?" Erzhuzi couldn't imagine.

At this moment, although Erzhuzi was a little angry, the screen kept calling him Erzhuzi and saying that he had lost to Naruto.

But what Erzhuzi is most curious about now is the ultimate secret of the art of feigning escape.

He was so good at putting on an act on the screen; his immersion in the role was too strong.

In his heart, a new goal quietly emerged.

Even he himself didn't realize that the image of himself on the screen... had become the goal he wanted to surpass deep in his heart.

"Tch, it's just a prank." Erzhuzi feigned disdain.

"Don't be influenced by the light barrier. You must have your own judgment, stick to your own heart, and uphold your ninja way." Fugaku walked over and said to Sasuke with a serious expression.

After all, Sasuke is still a child.

In Fugaku's eyes, Sasuke was still too immature.

Living in a peaceful era is a blessing, but it also means lacking in experience, like a flower in a greenhouse that cannot withstand wind and rain.

In contrast, Itachi at least experienced the brutality of the Third Shinobi World War.

In addition, Sasuke is still too young and his thinking is not mature. After all, he only started attending the Ninja Academy this year.

The Sasuke on the screen was too pretentious; Fugaku remained calm while Sasuke was led astray.

Mikoto then came over and began to lecture Sasuke.

Mikoto even wanted Sasuke to stop watching the light screen.

However, Sasuke, who is usually very obedient, was naughty this time.

"I want to keep watching the light screen." Sasuke's gaze was very firm.

The light screen doesn't know how long it will last, and the upcoming live stream might contain important information.

If you don't watch it, you never know what you'll miss.

Therefore, Sasuke insisted on watching.

Seeing that Sasuke was disobeying her this time, Mikoto looked at her husband.

Fugaku frowned. He knew what Mikoto was thinking. Some parts of the live broadcast on the screen were not suitable for Sasuke to watch. If he watched them, he could choose to copy some of the information that had been revealed to Sasuke using his Mangekyou Sharingan, and then use genjutsu to 'play' it to Sasuke.

But we also need to consider Sasuke's thoughts.

According to what the light screen says, Sasuke is very important.

Many people in the clan were considering placing their hopes on Sasuke.

They believe that Sasuke is the future of their clan.

Therefore, investing in Sasuke was the right thing to do.

"Let him watch!" Fugaku said calmly.

When Fugaku made his decision, Mikoto looked helpless.

Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief; if his parents didn't allow him to look at the screen, there was no point in him insisting on doing so.

Sasuke's current strength is still too weak.

Fugaku didn't even need to use his Mangekyou Sharingan; Mikoto's three tomoe were enough to easily hypnotize Sasuke.

"Pretending to be an expert is all crooked and heretical~" Mikoto still wasn't reassured enough as she tried to instill some of her beliefs in Sasuke.

Sasuke appeared to be listening attentively, but he wasn't really paying attention.

Sasuke wasn't interested in talk-no-jutsu, but his pretentiousness really resonated with him.

……

"Sas is so handsome."

Sakura cupped her face in her hands, gazing at the light screen with a lovesick expression.

So, is that what's shown on the light screen just a pretense of escape?
The only way to counter talk-no-jutsu is to feign it?
The power of talk-no-jutsu has been mentioned on the screen, but it's not quite intuitive enough.

As for feigning disappearance, that was something she never saw before.

At that moment, Haruno Chizuru and Haruno Mebuki came over, closed the window, and told Sakura to go to bed early, as lack of sleep would affect her schoolwork.

Sakura looked dissatisfied, but her resistance was futile.

As a result, Sakura could no longer see the light screen.

The situation of Ino, a member of the Yamanaka clan, is similar.

At this time, many children in the village were dissatisfied.

After all, children's minds are not yet mature, and they are most easily influenced.

Including this time, the light screen has appeared several times.

The content broadcast live on the screen each time is anything but simple.

The impact on children is growing, with both positive and negative effects.

……

In Amegakure, Naruto was also surprised by Sasuke's feigned escape technique.

Then, Naruto looked at Itachi in the distance.

Itachi's younger brother is such a good actor.

but……

He looks so handsome. I wish he could be this handsome too.

Meanwhile, Pain and Konan were considering whether to stop Naruto from continuing to look at the light screen.

As for Itachi, his gaze was complicated.

"Pretending to be a ghost?" Itachi's feelings were complicated.

No wonder, with such a good-natured older brother, he wasn't arrogant at all.

In addition, Ou Doudou has clearly gone astray.

On the screen, Konoha's high-ranking officials appeared kneeling before Sasuke, who then told them to kneel in a more orderly fashion. This...

Furthermore, the light screen explicitly stated that Sasuke would become a rogue ninja.

Did he side with Orochimaru for power?
If this was originally Oudoudou's fate, then... it must be changed.

"Sasuke cannot become a rogue ninja. His future lies in Konoha. Perhaps, the rift between the clan and the village will also depend on him to bridge it," Itachi thought to himself.

It's not entirely impossible for Sasuke to become Hokage in the future.

Although it was stated on the screen that the Sixth Hokage was Kakashi and the Seventh Hokage was Naruto, the trajectory of their destinies had already changed.

Just like how the Fifth Hokage should have been Tsunade, but now it's Jiraiya.

Sasuke is referred to as one of the Twins of Destiny by the light screen.

Furthermore, Sasuke may possess the chakra of Indra, the eldest son of the Sage of Six Paths. If this is true, Sasuke might become the first Uchiha to become Hokage.

"Is this your brother's disguise? It's really... astonishing." Juzo Biwa turned to Itachi and said.

Itachi kept his eyes fixed on the light screen, without uttering a single word.

Even Pipa Juzo found it meaningless to talk to himself.

Although Pain has not yet given the order, Juzo Biwa will keep a close eye on Itachi.

If Itachi were to betray the organization, Juzo Biwa would not hesitate to retaliate.

Although Itachi has a pair of kaleidoscopes, Juzo Biwa is not afraid.

……

A tiny slug appeared on Tsunade's shoulder.

On her fair, delicate shoulders, the slug whispered something.

After a while, the slug disappeared.

Tsunade summons a slug and makes contact with Itachi in Amegakure, preparing to rescue Naruto from within and without.

In Tsunade's opinion, it was time to rescue Naruto.

Act before dawn, taking advantage of the cover of night.

In addition, the people of Amegakure are either sleeping or watching the light screen, so there will definitely be loopholes in their defenses.

I didn't plan to bring Shizune along, since Shizune isn't strong enough and wouldn't be of much help; she'd only be a burden.

The Akatsuki organization's strength should not be underestimated.

Although Amegakure is a small ninja village, it is still a ninja village.

Although Tsunade is quite strong, she is not arrogant.

Knowing the difficulty of the task, it's normal not to use a silent mode.

Silent did not insist on going.

Last time, Jiraiya and Tsunade infiltrated Amegakure together, and Orochimaru ambushed Pain, both attempts failed. This time, with Tsunade and Itachi working together from the inside, the chances of success are hard to say.

However, although Shizune is not going to Amegakure, she is not idle. She can still provide assistance, but she will be a bit far from Amegakure.

In addition, silence can also be used to set up traps and barriers.

Once Tsunade and Shizune had made their arrangements, Tsunade immediately headed to Amegakure.

Shizune also started her journey, heading in a slightly different direction from Tsunade.

The Slug Sage also helped out.

Tsunade was quite confident about this operation.

……

Even in the Valley of the End, Madara was not at peace.

If Heaven had not given birth to two pillars, would the world have remained in perpetual darkness?

Why should one explain their actions to others?

I control my own life?
"Sasuke Uchiha, I acknowledge your 'pretending' skills," Madara muttered to himself.

At this moment, Ban thought of many things again.

For example, Erzhuzi looks a lot like Izuna when he grows up.

It's probably because the guy who created this world was lazy.

But when Madara saw the grown-up Sasuke on the screen, it was as if he saw Izuna.

Furthermore, does Sasuke really possess Indra's chakra?

And he also once possessed Indra's chakra?
A reincarnation of chakra?

He was the reincarnation of Indra, and later he was reincarnated as Sasuke.

So, what about him, Sasuke, and Indra...?

As Ban thought about it, he started to get a headache.

This ninja world that he considered too small is actually very deep, enough to drown him.

"I should say I underestimated this world," Madara sighed inwardly.

Madara didn't care much about the future of the Uchiha clan. When he left Konoha, he asked his clansmen to follow him, but no one did. Such an ignorant clan was doomed to perish sooner or later.

He was very interested in Sasuke's future.

As for the feigned escape mentioned on the light screen, I understand it, but whether I should study it further is another matter!
"However... even if someone possesses immense power and knows how to pretend, it doesn't change the fact that they're a kept man." Madara thought to himself.

After all, as the screen had previously mentioned, after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto and Sasuke would have a decisive battle. Naruto would win and become Hokage, while Sasuke would lose and marry Sakura. After their marriage, Sakura would earn money to support the family, they would still be paying off their mortgage, and they would have a daughter named Sarada.

So, what else could Sasuke be but a freeloader?
It's a disgrace to the Uchiha clan.

If Indra knew that his chakra would be reincarnated into a gigolo, I wonder what he would think.

Of course, it's also possible that Sasuke doesn't have Indra's chakra.

What's shown on the screen isn't necessarily the truth.

"My Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan was able to evolve into the Rinnegan, thanks in large part to Hashirama cells. But was it just Hashirama cells? Or is it... that there is Ashura's chakra in Hashirama cells, and Indra's chakra in my body? When Indra and Ashura merge into one, that is the level of the Six Paths, and the Rinnegan is undoubtedly the level of the Six Paths~" Madara was analyzing in his mind.

However, he never felt Indra's chakra during his lifetime.

Just because he didn't discover it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Perhaps it requires the Sage of Six Paths to activate, and the Sage of Six Paths will help him activate it.

Sage's Eyes, Sage's Body, Six Paths...

Ban thought about many things for a while, but he didn't know if his thoughts were correct.

Even if he were to be resurrected, the answers to many of his questions would not be easy to obtain, regardless of his current state.

……

"Lord Orochimaru, this light screen is clearly a prank, you don't need to be angry." Kabuto looked at Orochimaru.

Orochimaru looked terrible.

"Uchiha Sasuke's body? I will have it." Orochimaru sneered.

The screen displayed that his plan to possess Sasuke's body was doomed to fail, which ignited his desire to challenge him.

Destined to fail?

Hmph, nothing is predetermined.

The future holds endless possibilities.

Kabuto sighed; once Orochimaru made a decision, it was beyond his control.

However, possessing Sasuke's body is extremely difficult, as it involves not only the power of the Uchiha clan but also the power of Konoha and even the power of the Sage of Six Paths.

As for the so-called "pretending to be an escapist" shown on the light screen, Orochimaru looked on with disdain.

Can a good facade enhance one's actual strength?

Strength is the most important thing.

"Danzo wants Shin Uchiha. If he could exchange him for Sasuke Uchiha..." Orochimaru thought to himself, his cooperation with Danzo was not over yet.

Sasuke is in Konoha, and although Danzo is now a rogue ninja, he has been in Konoha for many years and can be said to be deeply rooted.

Konoha cannot completely erase Danzo's traces in a short period of time.

Danzo wanted Shin Uchiha, while Orochimaru now wanted Sasuke.

Therefore, if Danzo can really bring Sasuke, Orochimaru can exchange him for Shin Uchiha.

As for the attitude of the letter, that is not important.

Even if Danzo fails, Orochimaru will not suffer any loss.

Having made up his mind, Orochimaru turned and left, heading to find Danzo.

Dou didn't leave. Although his eyes remained fixed on the light screen, he seemed a little distracted, lost in thought.

(End of this chapter)