Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 194 Don't disturb Yoshikage Shimura

An old man with a cane walked out of the Shimura clan's ancestral home in Konoha.

At first glance, the old man looks somewhat like Danzo.

The old man was 2.5 years younger than Danzo. He was originally a Jonin who almost died during the Second Shinobi World War. Although he survived, he was crippled.

Although Danzo appears to be crippled and is using a cane, he is actually a Kage-level fighter.

Yoshikage Shimura is truly useless.

Going from a Jonin to a cripple must have been incredibly disheartening.

Motorcycles are currently very popular in Konoha, but the higher-ups are restricting them.

The demand is therefore very high.

So, if you can sell motorcycles, you can definitely make a fortune.

Looking towards the edge of the village, the battle was still ongoing.

With Jiraiya's arrival, the masked man's plan to cause another Nine-Tails attack was thwarted.

But the masked man's space-time ninjutsu is too overpowered.

The masked man infiltrated the village, but the village's perception barrier remained unmoved.

"What is he thinking?" Yoshikage squinted, pondering to himself.

……

A new motorcycle dealership has opened in Konoha, managed by Yoshikage Shimura.

The village of Takumi is manufacturing motorcycles, and Yoshikage placed a large order with them.

Ji Ying makes a lot of money by selling just one motorcycle.

But it's no secret that the village authorities have restricted motorcycles.

In the past, when Guo Ying was in the village, he also placed the village above the clan.

Therefore, the Kage didn't take much care of the Shimura family.

Even if Guoying were still around, he wouldn't stand up for Yoshikage!
The Nagakage has become a rogue ninja. How dare a useless member of the Shimura clan act like this? He's incredibly audacious.

Another motorcycle was sold, and a sum of money came in. Yoshikage smiled greedily.

Kakashi then walked into Yoshikage's shop.

"Kakashi, you're also looking to buy a motorcycle? I can give you a discount," Yoshikage said with a smile.

Kakashi looked at Yoshikage with a complicated expression.

Although Kakashi didn't know much about Yoshikage, he did know that Yoshikage used to be a Jonin in the village, and was quite spirited, but after becoming a cripple, he became depressed and even gave up on himself.

I don't know what they were thinking. The higher-ups have explicitly restricted motorcycles, yet Yoshikage is openly selling them.

"The Fifth Hokage wants you to go there," Kakashi said.

"Then I'll have to trouble you to watch the shop." Yoshikage smiled, patted Kakashi on the shoulder, and then walked out of the shop with his cane.

Kakashi:?

He hasn't agreed yet!

Then, Yoshikage had already left.

Kakashi really wanted to just leave, but in the end he didn't.

I just hope Yoshikage comes back soon.

Wait, why didn't they close the shop?

It was at this time that someone came to buy a motorcycle.

Kakashi:......

……

The building, the Hokage's office.

Not only is Jiraiya there, but F3 is also there.

When the Third Hokage saw Yoshikage arrive, he was somewhat lost in thought, and he even saw the shadow of Danzo in Yoshikage.

"Fifth Generation, what brings you here?" Yoshikage was not intimidated and stared directly at Jiraiya and the others.

Koharu, the first to lose her composure, questioned him with a serious expression: "Yoshikage Shimura, why are you openly selling motorcycles?"

"Of course I'm talking about making money! If I run out of money, I'll definitely have to sell my motorcycle! If I don't sell it, I won't have any money, and I can't take on missions, so I can only make a living by selling my motorcycle~" Yoshikage said matter-of-factly.

Koharu, who turns to the next dorm: ?
Mitokado inflammation: ?

Third generation: ? ? ?
Jiraiya:......

"I'll arrange a job for you, but you won't be selling motorcycles anymore," the third generation said after a moment of silence.

"What about the salary? Selling motorcycles can easily earn you millions of taels a month." Yoshikage looked at the Third Generation curiously.

Third generation: ...

"That's enough. Your shop has to close. I'll arrange a job for you with a monthly salary of 1 taels." Mitomon Homura's face darkened, and he didn't want to waste any more words.

When Danzo was alive, the Shimura clan still held a position of power.

But Danzo defected.

What is the Shimura clan now? They're just a small ninja clan in the village.

And what about Yoshikage Shimura? He used to be a Jonin, but now he's just a useless person.

The higher-ups want to restrict motorcycles, but the useless members of the Shimura clan dare to go against the tide.

"Ten thousand taels? It's hard for me to work for you with that little money!" Ji Ying frowned, looking troubled.

What the hell...

Mitokado's face darkened. Was he being asked to work? No, he was being asked to work for the village!

There's a lot of competition for every job in the village, you know?

If a useless person can have a job with a monthly salary of 1 taels of silver, why would he need a motorcycle?

1 taels is not a small amount.

How much does a bowl of Ichiraku Ramen cost?
Furthermore, does the Shimura family not provide living allowances for disabled elderly people like Yoshikage?

Jiraiya remained silent.

Jiraiya didn't think there was anything wrong with having a motorcycle dealership in the village.

As for the idea that having too many motorcycles would hinder a ninja's growth, perhaps it is true.

But having more motorcycles also has its advantages.

One should not only look at one side of a problem when considering it.

However, F3 members all became resistant to motorcycles.

That said, the third generation also bought a motorcycle, and he didn't throw it away or give it away; he treasured it.

Mitokado also bought a motorcycle.

Xiaochun, who was switching dorms, didn't buy any.

As for Jiraiya, he also bought a motorcycle, of course.

Most of the high-rise buildings in the village own motorcycles.

He owns a motorcycle, yet he restricts others. To be honest, that's not a very nice thing to say!
However, the Third Hokage and others believed that this was for the good of Konoha.

F3 kept talking back and forth, but Yoshikage remained unmoved by either soft or hard tactics.

This surprised both Jiraiya and F3.

What exactly was Yoshikage Shimura thinking?

Aren't you afraid?

At this moment, even the Third Generation was very unhappy.

"Sarutobi, let's talk in private." Yoshikage looked at the Third Hokage with a smile.

Jiraiya's expression wasn't good. Hey, hey, he's the Hokage!
Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu pondered for a moment and both felt that Yoshikage was trying to bribe the Third Hokage.

Selling motorcycles can be profitable, and the profit margin can be quite large.

Are you going to use a portion of the profits to bribe the third generation?

If that's the case, then Yoshikage Shimura has seriously underestimated the Third Hokage.

The third generation had deep, dark eyes, though he felt that Yoshikage was trying to bribe him.

But it can only be said that Yoshikage is overthinking things.

If he wanted money, why didn't Hiruzen Sarutobi sell the motorcycle himself? Or have someone from his clan sell it? Why would it be Yoshikage's turn?
However, the Third Hokage didn't mind listening to what Yoshikage had to say.

Immediately, the Third Generation got up and went to the office next door, with Yoshikage following behind, leaning on his cane.

Jiraiya, Mitokado Homura, and Utatane Koharu exchanged bewildered glances. ...

The office next to the Hokage's office had its doors and windows closed.

Ji Ying plopped down on the sofa, took out a pack of cigarettes, and lit one in his mouth.

The third generation was stunned.

No one has ever been so arrogant in front of the Third Generation.

Isn't Yoshikage afraid of angering Hiruzen Sarutobi?
Even Danzo had never been this arrogant. What gives Yoshikage the right to act like this?
As a result, the third generation's face darkened.

"In order to study Wood Release, not only were the First Hokage's cells used, but also members of the Senju clan were used as experimental subjects..."

"After several Shinobi World Wars, how many Senju clan ninjas are left? I'm afraid only Tsunade is left!"

"Civilians were used for experiments, ninjas were sent to the battlefield, and the Senju clan, in turn, abandoned their names and assimilated into the village. In this way, their extinction wouldn't cause too much of a stir..."

"As it turns out, it was a mistake for the Senju clan to abandon their name and disperse to integrate into the village."

"Year 52 of Konoha..."

"Winter of Konoha Year 51..."

……

Yoshikage spoke slowly and deliberately, while the Third Hokage was inwardly panicked.

These are all secrets. If they were revealed, his reputation would be ruined in his later years!

The research into Wood Release could be explained as being for the sake of the village. So, using the cells from the First Hokage's remains, they secretly captured a few Senju clan members to use as experimental subjects.

But how many years has it been? How many ninjas from the Senju clan are left? Does that make sense?
Before the establishment of Konoha, the Senju and Uchiha were roughly equal in strength.

However, with the establishment of Konoha, Hashirama became the First Hokage, and Tobirama became the Second Hokage. The Senju clan's development surpassed that of the Uchiha clan.

But how do you explain the gradual decline of the Senju clan, the largest clan in Konoha, starting from when Hiruzen Sarutobi became Hokage?

Because of the several Shinobi World Wars?

So, how come the Uchiha clan, Hyuga clan, Sarutobi clan, Mitokado Homura clan, and Akimichi clan are all doing well?

It's simply foolish for the Senju clan to abandon their name.

The Senju clan merged into the village, so the Senju are Konoha? Konoha is the Senju?
However, in reality, one should not lend one's reputation or skills to others.

If the Senju hadn't given up their title, they would still be the number one clan in Konoha!
"...Danzo told you all this?" The Third Hokage stared intently at Yoshikage.

Only Danzo could know so much.

But why did Danzo tell this to Yoshikage?

He's just a useless person.

The Shimura clan isn't without Jonin!

That doesn't make sense.

"You don't want the whole village to know, do you?" Yoshikage finished his cigarette, exhaled the last smoke ring, and looked at the Third Generation with a smile.

"What else did Danzo say to you?" The Third Hokage's expression grew increasingly serious.

"The ninjas of the Shimura clan are too conspicuous, and I am a cripple. I don't need to leave the village to carry out missions. Even if Pain comes to destroy Konoha, he probably won't bother to kill a cripple like me!"

Danzo had no choice but to defect, but his Will of Fire surpassed that of anyone else in the village. He was wholeheartedly devoted to the village, even if he was a bit extreme, but he was worthy of Konoha. He was outside, and you were inside. I acted as a bridge between you. One in the light and one in the dark, we could better protect Konoha. As for selling motorcycles, on one hand, I made some money, and on the other hand..." Yoshikage didn't finish speaking, but the Third Hokage had already filled in the blanks in his mind.

The motorcycle's entry into Konoha was a conspiracy. So, if someone in Konoha sells the motorcycle, the conspiracy behind it will come to light, and Danzo, who is outside, will see through everything.

"I see." The Third Generation understood.

As expected of Danzo, this was truly unexpected.

It seems that Hiruzen Sarutobi still doesn't know enough about Danzo!
"You get it now! Your wisdom is still far inferior to Danzo's." Yoshikage grinned crookedly.

The three generations harbored deep anger, but kept it hidden.

Danzo's willingness to share many secrets with Yoshikage demonstrates his trust in him.

Therefore, it's quite normal for Yoshikage to admire Danzo.

This Yoshikage is definitely a die-hard Danzo fan.

It's estimated that Yoshikage wouldn't even flinch if he were forced to commit suicide for Danzo's sake.

"I will continue to sell motorcycles. As long as I, Yoshikage, have a breath left, I will do everything in my power to fulfill Danzo's arrangements." Yoshikage stood up, his eyes filled with unwavering determination.

The third generation also made a decision in their hearts.

Since it was Danzo's plan.

Well then, let Yoshikage continue selling motorcycles for now!

"You must not reveal your secret contact with Danzo to anyone else," the Third Hokage said in a deep voice.

“Of course.” Yoshikage smiled.

The third generation doesn't plan to tell anyone either.

I won't tell Jiraiya, nor will I tell Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu.

"Then I'll be going now. Business is good at the shop, and I'm not comfortable leaving Kakashi to watch it." With that, Yoshikage picked up his cane and left.

Three generations didn't stop it.

After watching Yoshikage leave, the Third Hokage went to the Hokage's office next door a few moments later.

Jiraiya, Mitokado Homura, and Utatane Koharu were getting impatient.

Seeing that only the third generation had returned, Koharu Utatane quickly asked, "Did Yoshikage Shimura agree not to sell motorcycles anymore?"

"No, he'll continue selling motorcycles." The third-generation old man said calmly.

"What?" Jiraiya was stunned when he heard the Third Hokage's words. Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu also wondered if they had misheard.

Yoshikage continued selling motorcycles, and the third generation didn't seem angry at all.

What's the situation?
Or……

Is the Third Hokage planning to send someone to assassinate Yoshikage?

Since Yoshikage has become a destabilizing factor in the village, assassinating him is not a big deal.

Killing the useless members of the Shimura clan wouldn't cause any trouble.

This is the world of ninjas.

Yoshikage used to be a ninja, but he isn't anymore.

“I’ve thought it over carefully. It’s good for the village to have more motorcycles, so let Yoshikage continue selling them! You don’t need to worry about this matter,” the Third Hokage said.

"Are you sure you haven't been affected by Kotoamatsukami?" Mitokado Homuma suspected that the Third Hokage's thoughts had been altered by Kotoamatsukami.

After all, he changed completely in a short period of time.

Even an old senile person wouldn't act like this!

“After using Kotoamatsukami, it takes a long time before it can be used again. I was not affected by any magic and I am very clear-headed, so I know what I am saying…” the Third Hokage said expressionlessly.

"Old man, what secret has Yoshikage caught you with?" Jiraiya wondered.

handle?

The third generation's heart stirred, but he remained silent.

Judging from the appearance of the third generation, it seems to be a tacit acceptance.

"In short, let Yoshikage continue selling motorcycles for a while longer. This is very important to me and to the village. Don't bother Yoshikage." After saying that, the Third Hokage left.

"Yoshikage is from the Shimura clan. The Shimura clan? Danzo?" Jiraiya's heart skipped a beat.

Mitokado En and Utatane Koharu also thought of it.

It seems that even though Danzo is not in Konoha, he can still have an impact.

What did the third generation just say? Was it important to him? And also important to the village?
There must be a secret behind this.

Should we go ask Yoshikage?
But the Third Hokage also told him not to disturb Yoshikage.

“Then let Yoshikage continue selling motorcycles!” Jiraiya said.

The three representatives had already expressed their stance, and Jiraiya did not object. Even if Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu objected, it was useless; they could only accept it.

However, both Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu were quite curious.

It wasn't just Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu who were curious; Jiraiya was also very curious.

……

When Yoshikage returned to the shop, he saw Kakashi surrounded by several customers.

Several customers were dissatisfied with Kakashi.

"You can't even manage a shop properly," Yoshikage shook his head, clearly disappointed in Kakashi.

Kakashi rolled his dead fish eyes, not wanting to say anything more, and simply left with a Body Flicker Technique.

(End of this chapter)