Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 195 I'll keep this secret for the rest of my life
"Kakashi-senpai!"

Tenzo, no, it should be Yamato.

If Tsunade didn't name it, then there's Jiraiya.

After Jiraiya became Hokage, he renamed Tenzo, who worked in the Anbu, as Yamato.

Yamato saw Kakashi come out of Yoshikage's shop and went to Kakashi's side.

To be honest, Yamato and Kakashi have a pretty good relationship; they can be considered friends.

"It's Yamato!" Kakashi turned his head and glanced at Yamato.

"Shimura Yoshikage is really bold." Yamato was somewhat impressed by Yoshikage.

Selling motorcycles is very profitable; everyone can see that.

Many people in the village wanted to sell motorcycles, but Yoshikage was the first.

This is truly admirable.

However, if the higher authorities want to restrict motorcycles, they won't allow anyone to sell them.

Even if someone were to sell motorcycles, it wouldn't be Yoshikage Shimura's turn!
Therefore, in Yamato's view, Yoshikage will definitely have to close the store.

Kakashi's thoughts were similar to Yamato's, but when he thought of Yoshikage's calm and composed demeanor just now, Kakashi hesitated again.

Will Yoshikage really close down the store?
Or did the higher-ups give Yoshikage or the Shimura family significant benefits?

As he pondered this, Kakashi glanced at Yoshikage's shop.

But Ji Ying continued selling motorcycles.

Kakashi:?

The village authorities don't allow the sale of motorcycles, but Yoshikage openly sells them. He was summoned over, but when he returned, he continued to sell them. What's going on?
Kakashi didn't understand.

What I thought would be simple has become increasingly complicated.

……

From the moment Yoshikage opened his motorcycle shop, countless eyes in the village were watching him.

When Yoshikage was summoned to the Hokage Building, everyone thought his shop was going to close down, but it turned out to be still open.

This has led many people to decide to open a motorcycle store as well.

There are motorcycle manufacturers in Takumi-nin Village. If there are more collaborations, they will increase production there.

……

Takumi-nin Village.

A factory inside was producing Ghostfire brand motorcycles.

The factory's big boss is a multinational tycoon with abundant funds. His name is Afei, and he likes to draw poop.

My preferences are a bit... peculiar.

……

As time went by, Yoshikage continued to sell motorcycles.

Some people opened a second motorcycle shop, but it went out of business in less than a day.

The third one also went bankrupt in less than a day, leaving everyone with nothing.

Undeterred, he opened a fourth store, which also went out of business in less than a day.

Neither commoners nor ninjas could activate it.

Only Yoshikage's shop is still open.

The White Zetsu lurking in Konoha gathered together, all curious about why Yoshikage's shop was able to stay open.

"I heard it was Hiruzen Sarutobi who strongly supported it."

"With the support of the 'Strongest Hokage,' it's no wonder the company hasn't gone bankrupt."

Why did Sarutobi support it?

"How could I know that?"

"I know, I know. Sarutobi and Danzo are a couple. Danzo defected, and Sarutobi, out of love for Danzo, is taking care of the Shimura clan."

"Taking care of me? I didn't see that coming."

"That Yoshikage Shimura looks a bit like Danzo, which is probably why Sarutobi took care of him."

……

As darkness fell, Yoshikage began to close his shop.

At that moment, the third generation walked over.

A white Zetsu was eavesdropping nearby.

After exchanging glances, the Third Hokage's face darkened: "Shimura Yoshikage, it's settled then, your shop can only stay open for another month."

Yoshikage picked at his ear: "Hiruzen Sarutobi, you don't want your secret to be known by everyone in the village, do you?"

“You…” The third-generation old man’s face darkened.

"I'll live off this secret for the rest of my life." Yoshikage grinned crookedly.

The Third Hokage glared at Yoshikage for a long time before walking away with a cold expression.

White Zetsu, who was eavesdropping in the shadows, was very excited.

So that's how it is. The Third Hokage supported Yoshikage in opening the shop because he had something on Yoshikage.

The third generation wanted Yoshikage's shop to stay open for another month, but Yoshikage seemed determined to keep it open indefinitely.

Looking at the Third Hokage, he wanted to strangle Yoshikage, but he held back.

So, what exactly is the secret?
At that moment, this White Zetsu went to join the other White Zetsu.

Soon, the White Zetsu lurking in Konoha gathered together.

After listening, everyone was curious about the secret of the third generation that Yoshikage had mentioned.

Putting aside the White Zetsu's curiosity, the Third Hokage returned home, looked at his sleeping grandson, and then started thinking about making up a secret.

However, I didn't sense anyone spying on me when I was in front of the Yoshikage store.

How can I avoid his perception?

What kind of being could it be?
However, as long as he and Danzo work together, there is nothing they cannot overcome.

Before Danzo returned to the village, the village depended on him.

For a time, the three generations felt a great responsibility on their shoulders.

And then there's the masked man. Regardless of whether he's Obito Uchiha or not, he still wants to cause trouble with the Nine-Tails again. He's truly incorrigible.

"We need to strengthen the protection of Naruto," the Third Hokage thought to himself.

As for protecting Sasuke, the Uchiha clan will take care of it; the Third Hokage doesn't need to worry about it.

Today, Sasuke is considered the future of the Uchiha clan.

Without Sasuke, the Uchiha clan has no future.

The Third Hokage was more focused on using the Will of Fire to influence Sasuke and Naruto.

Especially Sasuke.

……

The Mitomon clan, late at night, Koharu from the Tsukaido dormitory came to find Yan.

Just like the Third Hokage and Danzo had a good relationship, Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu also had a good relationship.

Pure friendship.

You could say that Mitokado Ero is Koharu Utatane's male best friend.

Anyway, the bond is very deep.

When Jiraiya became Hokage, Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu's status seemed to remain the same, but in reality, it was somewhat diminished.

After Danzo's defection, the Third Hokage changed quite a bit.

"He used to tolerate Danzo, but now he tolerates Yoshikage. I think he's really senile." Koharu Utatane had a lot of opinions about the Third Hokage at this moment.

"It's not that simple." Mitokado Homura shook his head.

To say that Shimura Yoshikage and Danzo were somewhat similar, and that the Third Hokage extended his affection to them because of their similarities, Mitokado Homura felt that was not quite right.

Even Danzo, the Third Hokage would never back down on matters of principle.

But it's strange that the Third Hokage would agree to let Yoshikage sell motorcycles.

I seriously suspect that the third generation was possessed by Kotoamatsukami.

“Danzo must know many of Hiruzen’s secrets. Yoshikage has a weakness of Hiruzen and is using it to threaten him…” Mitokado Homura analyzed.

"Even if Danzo knew some secret about Hiruzen, how could Yoshikage know?" Koharu Utatane wondered.

"Either Danzo revealed it, or Danzo was in a hurry to escape and left it at home, where it happened to be discovered by Yoshikage."

Aside from the fact that Yoshikage had something on the Third Hokage, Mitokado Homura couldn't think of any other possibility.

After all, the village leadership restricted motorcycles one day, and the next day a useless person openly opened a motorcycle shop, which was supported by three generations of his family.

They all look like they've gotten senile by now.

The fact that the three generations supported Yoshikage's store opening was undoubtedly under pressure.

There must be a story behind this, a story of unavoidable hardship passed down through three generations.

Help the Third Hokage defeat Yoshikage? It's not that simple.

Otherwise, the Third Hokage would have had countless ways to kill Yoshikage, but he didn't. This shows that killing Yoshikage wouldn't have solved the problem; it might have even made it worse.

But are we just going to keep tolerating Yoshikage like this?
What do people think and feel about this?
As he analyzed the situation, Mitokado Yan's brows furrowed even more deeply.

“Shimura Yoshikage is just a cripple. Otherwise, let the Yamanaka clan read his memories, and everything will become clear,” Koharu Utatane said after a moment’s thought.

Mitokado Homura didn't object to Koharu's suggestion to switch dorm rooms; they could give it a try. If it succeeded, they would know the situation.

I won't say much about Hiruzen.

Otherwise, once they know the situation, the three of them can discuss and find a solution.

Is Hiruzen unwilling to say it because he can't bring himself to say it? Or is he too ashamed to say it?
After talking for a while, Xiaochun got up and left.

Mitokado Yan got up and saw him off.

After leaving the Mitomon clan's territory, Koharu Utatane went to visit the Yamanaka clan.

The tribal land in the mountains.

Xiaochun didn't come out until more than half an hour after she entered the dormitory.

Meanwhile, the Shimura clan was holding a clan meeting.

When Yoshikage was a Jonin, he was qualified to participate in the clan meeting, but since he became a cripple, he has not participated in the clan meeting again. However, he was able to participate in the clan meeting again this time.

It goes without saying.

Selling motorcycles is a big deal in Konoha these days.

It's strange that they went against the village's leadership and that three generations of the family still supported them.

If Yoshikage has some leverage over the Third Hokage, then he can share that leverage with his family.

As soon as the clan meeting began, everyone looked at Yoshikage.

The clan chief of Shimura had a kind expression.

“Sarutobi has something on me, which is why he supports me selling motorcycles. But this business won’t last forever. As for Sarutobi’s weakness, I can’t say too much because of the cursed seal.” Yoshikage said calmly, sitting cross-legged on the floor.

After Ji Ying finished speaking, everyone looked at each other in bewilderment.

The fact that the third generation could support Yoshikage in opening a motorcycle shop is a significant weakness.

Judging from Yoshikage's words, this business couldn't continue indefinitely, indicating that the leverage against the Third Generation wouldn't last long.

Finally, the cursed seal prevented Yoshikage from revealing too much.

Although I didn't see the cursed seal, Yoshikage's statement must be true.

Chief Shimura's expression turned sour.

Is this a good thing for the Shimura family?
Yoshikage has truly offended the Third Hokage this time!
Selling motorcycles for a while can make you some money.

But it's not worth completely offending three generations just to make a little money!

So, Yoshikage did something stupid?
Not only did the Shimura clan chief's expression grow increasingly grim, but many of the Shimura ninjas attending the clan meeting also looked rather unwell.

Yoshikage remained calm, seemingly oblivious to the changing expressions on the faces of many present.

"The future of our clan is in my hands, not yours. Your vision is too narrow." Standing up and leaning on his cane, Yoshikage seemed to be possessed by the shadow of a pot.

Both his expression and demeanor were almost identical to Guo Ying's.

Furthermore, Yoshikage's gaze had changed.

As the clan head Shimura met Yoshikage's gaze, a chill ran down his spine. This...

What kind of look is this?
Such a look...

This this……

After a moment of eye contact, Chief Shimura lowered his head.

"As the clan leader, do not make the wrong choice. I have said all I have to say." Ji Ying turned and left.

Everyone looked at Yoshikage's retreating figure with varying expressions.

“Clan leader, Ji Ying…” an elder said angrily.

"Everyone, please disperse. And in the future... do not disturb Yoshikage." Chief Shimura stood up and said calmly.

Ignoring the bewildered looks on everyone's faces, Chief Shimura also left.

At this moment, the clan chief of Shimura seemed to be deep in thought.

Yoshikage is not as simple as he seems.

The future of the clan is not in his hands as the clan leader, but in the hands of Lord Danzo and... Lord Yoshikage!

Upon realizing this, the clan chief of Shimura sighed.

After Lord Danzo's defection, the clan head, Shimura, was also at a loss about the future of the Shimura clan.

In the past, when Lord Danzo was in the village, he, as the clan chief, didn't have to worry about much.

Even though Lord Danzo has left the village, he must have many plans!
As Yoshikage said, he, as the clan leader, needed to make a decision.

A wrong choice can ruin an entire family.

Will you choose to support Jiying?
……

Rain Ninja Village.

Ah Wei promoted motorcycles, and Nagato, as expected, didn't stop him.

Xiao Nan is also very interested in motorcycles.

It can be said that Amegakure has absolutely no restrictions on motorcycles.

Moreover, Awei also drove down the price.

Installment payments are also an option to consider.

However, things changed when Finance Minister Kakuzu returned to Amegakure.

Kakuzu saw a huge business opportunity in motorcycles.

Kakuzu felt that the price he paid for the motorcycle in Amegakure was too cheap, and that he had lost a lot of money.

Whether it's your own village or someone else's, losing money is unacceptable.

Money is extremely important in both directions.

To promote motorcycles, Ah Wei doesn't mind making less money, or even not making any money or losing a little, but Kakuzu wouldn't do that.

They all want to make a lot of money.

After considering their options, Nagato and Konan chose to support Kakuzu.

After all, Kakuzu is the organization's finance minister.

The Akatsuki organization's funding depended entirely on Kakuzu.

The more funding an organization has, the more things it can do.

What's the point of promoting motorcycles if you can't make big money?
There's nothing we can do; our needs are different.

For Nagato and Konan, increasing the organization's funding is important.

Ah Wei was considering changing the technological landscape of the ninja world.

Because Awei felt that the technology in the ninja world was out of step with the times, he wanted to correct it.

If it is not corrected, it may become increasingly distorted in the future.

Does correcting the technological tree of the ninja world benefit Awei? Of course it does, and the benefits are significant.

Oh, right, Nagato has also learned to ride a motorcycle.

Although Nagato's legs were crippled, it didn't stop him from riding a motorcycle.

With the motorcycle, Nagato could easily go anywhere.

Payne has one motorcycle for each of the six lanes.

When Nagato went out, he was escorted by six motorcycles.

Xiao Nan rides a motorcycle, and the style changes completely.

By the way, the organization's official members also held a meeting, and Payne used the ring to perform the Illusionary Body Technique.

The official members, scattered in various locations, all knew about the motorcycle.

……

Before we knew it, the light screen appeared again.

The light curtain seemed to have 'stabilized,' with roughly the same intervals, and the duration of its existence appeared to be fixed.

Of course, we still need to explore further.

After the light screen disappeared, people all over the ninja world began searching for it.

The light curtains appear and disappear suddenly.

Just like now, the appearance of the light screen was very sudden.

This time it wasn't late at night, but after breakfast.

Although it was daytime, the live broadcast on the light screen was unaffected by either day or night.

Those who noticed the light screen reappearing were all viewers.

Meanwhile, members of the Naruto chat group also came online one by one.

The live stream hadn't even started yet, but people were already chatting in the group.

The spirits in the Pure Land are really getting restless, and they're very active as soon as they log on.

Those waiting for the live stream on the light screen are all curious about what it will broadcast this time.

After all, every live stream is something special.

Some people are also worried that their secrets will be exposed by the screen.

Black Zetsu would love for him not to appear on the light screen.

Of course, some people also hope to appear on the light screen, which would be considered as recognition by beings in a higher-dimensional world!

(End of this chapter)