Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 219 This is so awkward!

The ninja world has entered a peaceful era, technology has developed rapidly, and the villagers' lives have begun to improve...

To strengthen family bonds, Konoha established a holiday—Parent-Child Day. Sasuke, who was often away from home, happened to be passing through the vicinity of Konoha and decided to stop by. Upon learning about Parent-Child Day, he planned to celebrate it with his daughter.

In Konoha, many people stared blankly at the light screen.

Peace is such a wonderful thing!
However, the ninja world today is still far from true peace.

However, Sasuke and Naruto are really...

One is constantly away on missions and can't take care of his family, while the other is too busy being the Hokage to take care of his family either.

The First Hokage, the Third Hokage, and the Fourth Hokage—none of them seemed to be so busy that they couldn't take care of their families!

As for Sasuke, he's always out wandering around, leaving his wife and daughter in the village, which is outrageous.

Sasuke felt very awkward seeing Sarada on the screen.

But the Fugaku couple smiled.

Itachi, who wasn't in Konoha, frowned because Sakura on the screen was busy with work and couldn't spend the holiday with her daughter. Sarada said it was okay, her father was away from home all year round, and her family didn't need to celebrate the holiday, but she turned to look at Sasuke's photo, wondering where Sasuke was.

At this moment, Fugaku and his wife in Konoha also frowned.

Erzhuzi's face darkened.

Itachi sighed inwardly; his adorable little brother wouldn't be so adorable after he grew up and started his own family.

That's incredibly irresponsible.

Even he couldn't stand it anymore.

At this moment, Sarada went to the training ground on the light screen, but saw her father Sasuke there.

Sasuke asked his daughter if she wanted to go to the market downstairs to play together, and Sarada's face lit up with joy.

At the market, Sarada saw Naruto carrying Himawari and searching for Kurama dolls, and she looked on with envy. However, Sasuke thought that Sarada wanted him to carry it...

Sasuke squats down in front of his daughter: I'll carry you on my back!

However, Sarada, feeling embarrassed, turned and left, leaving Sasuke looking utterly helpless.

Even Erzhuzi himself felt very awkward.

It's so awkward that you have to dig a three-bedroom, one-living-room house out of your feet.

Others might find it amusing, but not Erzhuzi; he's become the source of amusement.

This made Erzhuzi feel like the sky had fallen.

Sasuke met Kakashi, and Kakashi immediately started teasing him.

Kakashi: Just a pitiful dad who wanted to carry his daughter on his back but was rejected by her.

Then, she said that Sasuke was clueless about human relationships and couldn't see through his daughter's feelings even with his Sharingan, and then recommended a book to Sasuke—"The Love and Intimacy Guide"...

"A guide to getting intimate?" Jiraiya's eyes widened.

Following Kakashi's advice, Sasuke, wanting to get closer to his daughter, started by giving her a nickname.

[Sasuke: Peanut, you are my adorable little peanut...]

"Aaaaaah~" Erzhuzi was really going crazy.

That's so awkward.

Then, Sasuke put his coat on his daughter, Sarada, but instead of being touched, she looked disgusted.

Somewhere in the village, Naruto was communicating with the Nine-Tails within him.

Nine-Tailed Fox: A Kurama doll? Damn it! I'll tear this lousy light curtain to shreds!
Naruto looked utterly helpless; Kurama's temper was so short-tempered, it would explode at the slightest provocation.

"Kurama, I know you're angry, but please don't be angry yet!" Naruto said.

However, the Nine-Tails' wrath is not something Naruto can easily appease.

Even when Naruto used his "talk-no-jutsu," it wasn't very effective against Kurama.

To be fair, is this kind of awkwardness on the screen meant for people to watch?

At that moment, Naruto thought of Sasuke. I wonder what Sasuke's expression was like; it must be quite a sight!
Just as Naruto was about to go check on Sasuke, the Nine-Tails' chakra appeared on him.

It was the enraged Nine-Tails releasing its chakra.

Fortunately, the seal on Naruto's body restrained the Nine-Tails, and only a small amount of tailed beast chakra leaked out, but it was not easy for Naruto to use it.

At that moment, a tailed beast chakra exceeding Naruto's own chakra appeared on his body. He tried his best to control it, but it was still too difficult.

Just as things were about to get out of control, an ANBU ninja appeared and reinforced the seal on Naruto, thus suppressing the tailed beast chakra that was about to go out of control.

Naruto felt a wave of fear wash over him.

That was really close.

If the ANBU ninja had appeared a little later, the Nine-Tails' limited chakra would have gone out of control.

Although it was only a small amount of Nine-Tails' chakra, it still made the Anbu ninja take it seriously.

Pure land.

Sakumo Hatake frowned. Kakashi has always been single?
Kakashi is the only one left in the Hatake family. If Kakashi stays single, it's like the family line is going to end!

This made it impossible for Sakumo Hatake to ignore.

For a family, succession is of paramount importance.

"Family Day?"

Sakumo Hatake sighed.

His wife died during a mission after giving birth to Kakashi. After that, he became both father and mother to Kakashi, but before he could raise Kakashi to adulthood, he committed suicide. This must have been a huge blow to Kakashi.

However, the Hatake clan has a samurai tradition.

As a ninja, the mission was extremely important.

His attempt to save his comrades caused the failure of an important mission, resulting in a huge loss for Konoha.

His companions, whom he had saved, also blamed him.

He chose to die, but the only person he couldn't let go of was Kakashi.

He was pleased to see the screen say that Kakashi had become the Sixth Hokage, after all, his son had grown up and was successful. But the screen also said that Kakashi had been single all along, which made him frown.

However, he is now a spirit in the Pure Land.

Even if he could see Kakashi again, he wouldn't know how to face him.

He was once the legendary White Fang of Konoha, who terrified his enemies, but he was also a coward who committed suicide at home.

So, how would Kakashi view him?

The screen said he had been tricked, but he couldn't be sure about that.

When you only have to choose between a mission and a teammate, which one is the right choice?
If you abandon your teammates, do you still have the Will of Fire?
If you abandon the mission, do you still deserve to be a ninja?

However, his mission failed because he tried to save his teammates, and when he returned to the village, the news spread quickly, and more and more people criticized him.

Thinking about it carefully, this is definitely not normal.

However, if the village leaders wanted to frame him, it was hard to say whether he would save the reputation of the Hatake clan or his son's life if he didn't commit suicide.

……

In the police department, several squad leaders looked at Fugaku with strange eyes.

Fugaku's face was cold. Was that really his son on the screen?

What will Sasuke be like when he grows up?
But the granddaughter is very cute.

When Fugaku saw Sasuke on the screen, remembering how hard he trained as a child but never received a word of praise from his father, he was also moved.

Then you see Sasuke pointing his finger at Sarada's forehead.

If Itachi saw this, he would probably be moved too!
However, we'll need to educate Sasuke more in the future.

And when the village's leaders see Sasuke, now grown up and dedicated to the village, on the screen, they will probably reconsider their view of the Uchiha clan!

Fugaku was unable to eliminate the estrangement between his clan and the village.

Neither Shisui nor Itachi could do it.

Perhaps only Sasuke can bridge the gap between the clan and the village!

Since Sasuke is the reincarnation of Indra's chakra, destined to become a strong person and be devoted to the village when he grows up, the village's higher-ups must be more cautious about the Uchiha issue.

Now, it has been 55 years since Konoha was founded.

According to what was shown on the screen, the Uchiha clan will be wiped out this year.

But now, the village's higher-ups probably won't be thinking about wiping out the Uchiha clan anymore.

He voluntarily became the second-generation Guo Ying, and F3 all needed him.

In addition, he has a kaleidoscope, and outside the village, Itachi also has a kaleidoscope.

With the Kaleidoscope in the open and the Kaleidoscope in the shadows, plus Sasuke's future, even though the rift between the clan and the village is huge, the village's higher-ups won't easily take action against the Uchiha.

Now, he's considering discussing Sasuke's upbringing with his wife. He can't afford to be naive!

Finally, that awkward parent-child day on the screen has come to an end.

Previously, it was mentioned that the Second Hokage, the Second Raikage, and the Third Raikage all died in a conspiracy, which was quite frightening, and even Fugaku was not at peace with it.

All I can say is that the ninja world is far more cruel than he knew.

……

Tsunade burst into laughter; the Uchiha father and daughter on the screen were just too hilarious.

She just didn't appear on the screen.

I don't know if she was still around then.

Naruto and Sasuke have both grown up and have children. If she were still alive, then... well, she'd still be 18. I'm naturally beautiful and ageless.

On the screen, Sasuke still came out on top; Sakura learned the Yin Seal and was able to stay young forever.

And Naruto's wife Hinata will grow old.

However, if Sasuke becomes a decrepit old man while Sakura is still young and beautiful, it wouldn't be a good match!

Tsunade was lost in thought.

……

"Peace?"

Black Zetsu sneered. He didn't care about peace or anything like that; all he wanted was to rescue his mother.

But it requires collecting the tailed beasts.

Nagato possessed the Rinnegan, although it was transplanted into Nagato's body by Madara.

With the Rinnegan, Nagato could summon the Gedo Mazo, which is the body of the Ten-Tails.

If the Gedo Mazo absorbs the chakra of the nine tailed beasts, the Ten-Tails can be revived.

Then, those who possess the Rinnegan become the Ten-Tails' Jinchūriki, and finally, they unleash the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

When the light of Infinite Tsukuyomi shines upon this world...

Nagato isn't very enthusiastic about the plan to collect the Tailed Beasts.

As for Obito, he shouldn't be trusted too much either.

Black Zetsu was furious at the current situation.

He had been plotting for over a thousand years, and finally saw a glimmer of hope. Everything was proceeding according to his plan, but unexpectedly, a light curtain appeared, ruining his plans.

The light screen appeared repeatedly, revealing a lot of important information.

Even pranks on a light screen can have an impact on people.

Under these circumstances, Black Zetsu's plan to save his mother is becoming increasingly difficult.

However, no matter how difficult the road ahead may be, Black Zetsu will not give up.

He has been working hard for thousands of years, and he can work hard for another thousands or even tens of thousands of years.

There's no need to revive Madara.

"It's Nagato. If Konan is killed by Jiraiya, Nagato will also fall into darkness completely," Black Zetsu thought to himself.

Back then, Madara also orchestrated Rin's death at Kakashi's hands, which caused Obito to awaken his Mangekyou Sharingan and fall into darkness.

Unfortunately, Obito found out he had been tricked by Madara.

Therefore, Obito hated Madara to the core.

As for the plan to have Jiraiya kill Konan, Black Zetsu entrusted it to Obito.

If necessary in the future, abandon Obito and let Nagato kill him.

"Oh, don't disappoint me!" A sly smile appeared on Black Zetsu's lips.

……

Obito sat on a large tree in the forest, looking quite relaxed and at ease.

But he was making plans in his mind.

He was still considering the task Black Zetsu had given him.

Even if he chose to complete the task, it would be extremely difficult to make Jiraiya accidentally kill Konan.

Of course, Obito was also well aware of Black Zetsu's purpose.

Yahiko's death plunged Nagato into darkness, but it wasn't enough.

Only if Konan dies, and specifically at the hands of Nagato's teacher Jiraiya, will Nagato completely turn to the dark side, at which point Black Zetsu will further corrupt him.

The difficulty lies in the fact that neither Jiraiya nor Konan are ordinary people.

"Speaking of which, why isn't Orochimaru interested in Black Zetsu?" Obito suddenly wondered.

Orochimaru likes to do research.

The pursuit of immortality.

Black Zetsu is over a thousand years old; he is definitely immortal.

……

Orochimaru was certainly interested in Black Zetsu, but even though he wanted to study Black Zetsu, he needed the opportunity!

Black Zetsu is elusive and difficult to find.

Even if you find Black Zetsu, capturing him won't be easy.

Therefore, Orochimaru did not deliberately seek out Black Zetsu.

After all, Orochimaru has a lot to do, so he'll take it one step at a time.

One's own abilities need to be improved.

Orochimaru originally thought he was quite powerful, but after seeing too many light screens, he realized his weakness.

He's only a Kage-level fighter; his strength is nothing compared to that of a Super Kage, and even less so compared to a Six Paths level fighter.

Orochimaru has many ways to increase his strength, but few of them are without drawbacks.

Now, he plans to collect a portion of the chakra of the nine tailed beasts, then use technological power to synthesize a mini Ten-Tails, and then become the Ten-Tails' jinchūriki.

The Little Ten-Tails is still a Ten-Tails, so it shouldn't be too weak.

Once he becomes the Ten-Tails' Jinchūriki, he can then seize the Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan, and perhaps even acquire a few Byakugan for research.

Once you're powerful enough, you can seek out Black Zetsu.

If Orochimaru could discover the secrets of immortality from Black Zetsu, he wouldn't lack time.

At that moment, a desert appeared on the light screen.

The Kingdom of Wind?
The desert is solitary and straight, and the long river falls into the sun.

There were several figures in the desert: Yamato, Naruto, and Sakura, but Sasuke was nowhere to be seen.

Judging from Naruto's appearance, he's a few years older than he is now, probably under 10 years old.

While tracking down the rogue Sand Village ninja, Centipede, Naruto and his companions discovered the ruins of Loulan.

Centipede?

I've never heard of Orochimaru.

……

In Sunagakure, Centipede was completely bewildered.

Currently, Centipede is a Sand Ninja who hasn't become a rogue ninja yet. He's a minor figure in the village, but he's quite talented in puppetry.

However, his puppetry skills are far from reaching Sasori's level, let alone surpassing Sasori's.

Sasori of the Red Sand is also his target; his puppet will definitely surpass Sasori's.

But the screen said he would become a rogue ninja and go to the ruins of Loulan.

Loulan was an ancient kingdom in the desert, which was actually just a relatively large town.

But Loulan has already disappeared.

Some villagers also searched for the ruins of Loulan, but they couldn't find them.

Now, Centipede is a little panicked. Although he is no longer a rogue ninja, the light screen says he is, so the village needs to investigate him thoroughly.

However, there are some secrets that Centipede cannot reveal.

However, the Anbu of Sunagakure were already watching him, and he had no way to escape.

The only thing to do is cooperate with the investigation and try to get lenient treatment.

On the light screen, there was a seal set up by the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, in the ruins of Loulan. It was a seal that sealed the dragon vein.

(End of this chapter)