Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 220 Yongdaimei's Bitter Smile
In Sunagakure, Rasa stands on the rooftop of the Kazekage Building.

The entire village was laid out before us.

Sandstorms raged, and greenery was sparse.

Without a mask or similar sand-proof mask, it's easy to get a mouthful of sand when you go outside.

The environment was extremely harsh, but it also tempered the ninja's will.

“Loulan…” Looking at the ruins of Loulan on the light screen, Luo Sha was also curious.

Loulan is an ancient kingdom, but it is not large, about the same size as Sunagakure.

However, how come there is a seal left by Minato Namikaze in the ruins of Loulan on the light screen?

For a moment, Luo Sha was also curious.

As for the Centipede Society becoming a rogue ninja, it's not a big deal.

After all, Centipede was just a minor character in the village.

[The centipede is delusional in trying to break the seal left by the water gate and control the dragon vein. However, how easy is it to break the seal left by the water gate?]
In order to break the seal, Centipede recklessly channeled the seal into himself. As the Dragon Vein seal was forcibly broken, boundless chakra erupted, and time and space reversed. First, Centipede traveled to the past, followed by Naruto, who was chasing him, and Yamato, who also traveled to the past...

Twenty years ago, Loulan was a city of skyscrapers and advanced technology. When Naruto arrived, Centipede had changed his name to An Lushan and become a minister of Loulan. He assassinated the previous queen, and the current queen was deceived by him.

Using the dragon veins, An Lushan developed a massive puppet army, aiming to destroy the five great nations and dominate the world.

[Naruto, having traveled back to the past in Roran, meets Minato, along with Choza Akimichi, Shii Aburame, and Kakashi, who were on a mission with Minato.]

Dragon vein?

I really don't know much about Luo Sha.

The light screen said that the dragon vein is the lifeblood of the earth and an infinite source of chakra.

With the help of the dragon vein, An Lushan—no, it should be said that he was a Sand Ninja with a hundred legs—developed a massive puppet army.

They even want to destroy the five great powers; their ambition is too great.

Furthermore, can the power of the dragon vein allow people to travel back in time?
Minato and his son defeated the Centipede. Afterward, Minato sealed the Dragon Vein. Then, Minato became Hokage and died. Naruto grew up and chased after the Centipede, returning to the past in Roran, where he met Minato and joined forces with him to defeat the Centipede...

This forms a closed loop.

So, what if we kill the current centipede?

After the water gate sealed the dragon vein, Loulan soon perished.

This is also intriguing.

Survival in the desert is difficult enough, but development is even more challenging. The area above the dragon vein, however, is uniquely advantageous. But with the dragon vein sealed, it is no wonder that Loulan, located on the dragon vein, quickly perished.

Therefore, Shuimen bears a great deal of responsibility for the demise of Loulan.

Of course, this is all on the premise that everything on the light screen is real.

Luo Sha did not completely believe what was said on the light screen.

However, if Sunagakure could control the dragon veins...

Thinking about it, Luo Sha felt a little excited.

He must control the dragon vein.

Since the dragon vein is in the Land of Wind, it should rightfully belong to Sunagakure.

The first step is to find the ruins of Loulan.

Without waiting for the light screen to end, Luo Sha immediately took action.

Not long after, several Sand Ninja squads went out to search for the ruins of Loulan.

At this moment, An Lushan's puppet power was displayed on the light screen.

First came the clay puppets, made from fired clay, which offered stronger defense than wooden puppets. Then came the dragon vein clay puppets, clay puppets infused with dragon vein chakra...

Rasa could also see that Centipede's puppetry skills were only passable, not as good as Sasori's or Chiyo's.

What is powerful is the dragon vein, not the centipede's puppetry.

When Minato and Naruto unleashed their Rasengans together on the light screen, the two Rasengans combined to form the 'Tai Chi Rasengan,' instantly killing the centipede.

"Tai Chi Rasengan?" Rasa was also shocked by the power of the Tai Chi Rasengan on the light screen.

Meanwhile, the village's secret service had already taken Centipede away to investigate.

Sara closed the Dragon Vein, preventing An Lushan from regenerating. However, before his death, he recklessly released his remaining chakra, causing the Dragon Vein to go out of control. In an instant, buildings collapsed, and everyone was in danger. Minato proposed to completely seal the Dragon Vein.
When Minato sealed the dragon vein, the collapse of the building caused everyone to fall from the tower. In the critical moment, Yamato saved everyone with a Wood Release technique...

Yamato gave Kakashi a flick on the forehead: "You used to bully me all the time, but now I can't help it anymore..."

Konoha, Kakashi: ? ? ?
On the light screen, Minato, in order to avoid disrupting history, wanted to erase everyone's memories and then let them return to their original worlds.

Before parting, Naruto had something he wanted to say to Minato, and Minato, guessing what Naruto wanted to say, interrupted him, saying that there would definitely be another chance in the future.
Finally, Minato looked at Naruto and said, "If I had a son, he would definitely grow up to be just like you..."

Sakura and Sai saw Naruto and Yamato unconscious at the sealing platform in the ruins of Loulan. Finally, a girl who looked like Sara appeared, carrying a shuriken. Notably, Sara's daughter had the same eyes as Naruto.

At this moment, the screen said that Minato fell into a coma after sealing the dragon vein. Sara saved him, and then something happened. After that, Sara had a daughter.

Pure Land, Kushina: ? ? ?

Inside the Grim Reaper's belly, Minato: ? ? ?
At this moment, Minato was truly losing his composure.

There is absolutely no memory of it in Minato's mind.

But the screen also said that the memory had been erased.

[Awei: Yongdaimei, is this true? I didn't know you had an illegitimate daughter, you hid it really well!]

In the group chat, Awei said with a smile.

At this moment, Minato was also unable to remain calm; he had an illegitimate daughter.
Impossible. Minato Namikaze would never do such a thing. The person on the screen is definitely talking nonsense.

"Light Curtain, don't do this to me!" Minato said with a wry smile.

Yin Jiuwei was also very surprised.

I really underestimated Minato.

Even Minato himself couldn't be sure whether what was said on the screen was true or false.

……

Konoha.

"I also have a half-sister?" Naruto's eyes widened.

Besides being surprised, Naruto was also secretly delighted.

Having a younger sister would be an incredibly wonderful thing!

As for what was said on the screen, Queen Sara of Loulan liked him, Naruto Uzumaki, but in the end she gave birth to a daughter for his father, and he didn't feel uncomfortable about it.

Here, almost everyone in the village watching the light screen was astonished.

The Fourth Hokage had an illegitimate daughter?

If it weren't for the light screen revealing it, no one would have known.

Even Jiraiya and F3 were very surprised.

"That Minato guy..." Jiraiya was a little envious and jealous.

However, Minato is sunny and handsome, which makes him popular with girls.

But a girl who likes Naruto having Minato's child? Isn't that a bit outrageous?

As for Naruto, he probably won't care.

After all, according to the screen, many girls liked Naruto, but Naruto ultimately chose Hinata.

As for Naruto's feelings for Hinata, that remains to be seen.

In Naruto's heart, Sasuke is probably more important than Hinata!
Otherwise, why would Naruto be so busy after becoming Hokage that he wouldn't have time for his family? And Sasuke, he's been away from home for years on end.

Jiraiya shook his head, not daring to think about it any further; the more he thought about it, the more gay he felt…

If Naruto or Satsuki were around, Sakura and Hinata wouldn't have a chance!

As for Minato's illegitimate daughter, it is still uncertain.

It is also necessary to investigate this.

At that moment, Jiraiya thought of Tsunade.

How about having Tsunade investigate while she's at it? I'm sure Tsunade wouldn't refuse.

Although Loulan has perished, the Loulan people still live in the Land of Wind.

In addition, Tsunade probably wouldn't want to see the Fourth Hokage's illegitimate daughter fall into the hands of Sunagakure!
After thinking it over for a moment, Jiraiya made a decision.

Contact Tsunade and ask her to go to the Land of Wind to investigate.

If it is confirmed that Minato has an illegitimate daughter outside, then bring her back to Konoha.

This is also good for Naruto, since he will have another family member.

At that moment, Jiraiya summoned an ANBU ninja.

"Give this secret letter to Tsunade." Jiraiya handed the newly written secret letter to the ANBU ninja.

The ninja carefully put away the secret letter and then disappeared in a flash.

"...Naruto actually has a younger sister?"

Sasuke is jealous.

He also wants a cute little sister!
However, Naruto's father had an illegitimate daughter, while it's unlikely that Sasuke's father had one.

In addition, Sasuke was also curious about the Dragon Vein.

Infinite chakra?
It's incredible that it can take people back to the past.

The fact that the Fourth Hokage could seal the Dragon Vein is quite remarkable.

Of course, it was also the Loulan Queen who first shut down the dragon vein.

The villagers were buzzing with discussion.

"The Fourth Hokage has an illegitimate daughter? That can't be!"

"I can't believe it."

"I also think it's unlikely."

"I've never heard of Loulan, let alone the Dragon Vein."

"Loulan is real, located in the Land of Wind, but whether there is a dragon vein beneath Loulan is uncertain."

"If Loulan is real, then the dragon vein is very likely real as well."

……

The hot topic in Konoha used to be the Second Hokage being killed by the Third Raikage's conspiracy, but now everyone is discussing whether the Fourth Hokage really had an illegitimate daughter.

At this moment, in the Pure Land, Kushina's long red hair fluttered.

She believed in Minato; it certainly wasn't what the light screen said.

Then the light curtain is really awful.

Now, what are people supposed to think about the Watergate scandal?
This made her very angry.

Therefore, she glared angrily at the light screen.

However, her gaze had no effect on the light screen.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the ninja world, Orochimaru's eyes lit up.

Dragon vein?

Can it allow people to travel back in time?
This piqued Orochimaru's interest.

"The lifeblood of the land beneath the ruins of Loulan, the Land of Wind, endless chakra..." Orochimaru squinted.

They weren't in a hurry to go to the Land of Wind to find the dragon vein.

Now, many people are probably starting to look for dragon veins.

It's not too late for him to make his move once others have found the dragon vein.

Since the dragon vein is the lifeblood of the earth, it cannot be easily moved.

Therefore, there is no need to worry about others finding the dragon vein and taking it away.

The Land of Wind is arguably the largest country in the ninja world, and most of its territory is desert, desolate and harsh.

So, instead of painstakingly searching for the dragon vein in the vast desert, it's better to wait a while.

Even if Orochimaru rushes to the Land of Wind now and is the first to find the ruins of Loulan, can he really avoid being discovered?

Since some disputes are unavoidable, why not choose a way that makes things easier for yourself?

……

Danzo also developed an interest in the dragon veins.

"The lifeblood of the earth? Endless chakra?"

At that moment, Danzo had only one thought: he was destined to be connected with the dragon vein.

After becoming the Zero-Tails Jinchuriki, his strength improved considerably, but it was still not enough.

Although Zero Tail is constantly growing, he is not entirely satisfied with the speed of its growth.

If he could control the dragon vein, his strength would definitely experience a qualitative leap.

Whether Minato Namikaze had an illegitimate daughter or not was irrelevant to Danzo.

The important thing is the dragon vein.

Loulan did indeed exist; it was once a small country, but now it is just ruins.

The question arises: Is there truly a dragon vein beneath the ruins of Loulan?
Danzo was skeptical of what was said on the screen.

But even if there's only the slightest possibility, Danzo won't let it go.

If the dragon vein really exists, it would be a great pity to miss it.

Thinking it over, Danzo decided to send someone to the Land of Wind to investigate.

Now, Danzo has more subordinates, including the core Root ninja, the Sky ninja he has subdued, and the wandering ninjas he has recruited.

They assigned a few Jonin to the mission.

At this moment, the Zero-Tails within Danzo's body became even stronger.

Danzo's inner darkness caused Zero-Tails to grow continuously.

Although Danzo was not satisfied with the current growth rate of the Zero-Tails, the Zero-Tails' current growth rate is actually not slow.

……

Somewhere in the Land of Wind, a procession of Loulan people.

Some Loulan people were riding camels.

Upon seeing what was displayed on the screen, the Loulan people exchanged bewildered glances.

Some people vehemently refuted this, while others remained skeptical.

So, is Queen Sara's daughter really the daughter of the Fourth Hokage?

Since that's what the screen says, it can't be completely nonsense, right?

Even some of the Loulan people themselves had doubts, let alone outsiders.

As for the dragon vein beneath the ruins of Loulan, almost everyone in Loulan knew about it.

And the dragon vein was indeed sealed by the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze.

Is there a ninja named Centipede in Sunagakure?
Some Loulan people still have memories of An Lushan. If there really is a centipede in Sunagakure, they can determine whether it is An Lushan just by seeing it.

If it is confirmed that the centipede is indeed An Lushan, then what is said on the light screen will be even more credible.

The truth or falsehood of what is said on the light screen can be determined by cross-referencing.

Some people from Loulan were considering whether or not to go to Sunagakure.

In addition, it is best to keep the dragon vein sealed forever.

Once the seal on the dragon vein is broken, trouble may ensue!

It's safe to say that many people in the ninja world are currently searching for the Dragon Vein.

Deep underground, Black Zetsu's figure appeared.

Black Zetsu also wanted to control the Dragon Vein.

If we control the Dragon Vein, and with the White Zetsu army, we could easily sweep through the five great nations!

When you have absolute power, there's no need to resort to intrigue and trickery.

Tens of thousands of White Zetsu were awakened by Black Zetsu and came to the Land of Wind, scattering to search for the ruins of Loulan.

While searching for the ruins of Loulan, Hei Jue continued to keep an eye on the light screen.

Perhaps the light screen will reveal some important information.

In addition, it is necessary to investigate whether Minato Namikaze really has an illegitimate daughter.

If it's true, then capturing Naruto's sister would make dealing with Naruto much easier.

While calculating in his mind, Black Zetsu's actions were by no means slow.

The most prominent feature is efficiency.

……

Ah Wei could sense that many White Zetsu had gone to the Land of Wind, which didn't surprise him.

When the dragon vein is revealed on the light screen, Black Zetsu will definitely go to the Land of Wind to find the ruins of Loulan.

Black Zetsu controls a large number of White Zetsu, so of course they should make use of them.

However, Ah Wei did not go to the Land of Wind to join in the fun for the time being.

Let's take it easy!

There's no need to rush things.

(End of this chapter)