Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 265 Hashirama: Madara, get angry!
In Konoha, a large number of onlookers watched the screen and discussed it with great interest.

The light screen reveals much of what ordinary people cannot access.

By watching the light screen, it became clear that the waters of the ninja world were extremely deep.

Like the daimyo of the five great nations, they originally had their own little schemes or even ambitions, but after seeing so much of the light screen, they suddenly felt that things were fine as they were.

In this age of ninjas, it wouldn't be a big deal if ninja villages were above the nation!

After all, the power of the ninja village far surpasses that of the daimyo.

Of course, ninjas do not engage in production and are not good at governing a country.

The one-country-one-village system established by Hashirama has both advantages and disadvantages!
The screen showed that Hashirama and Tobirama had a bad relationship, and the village advisors Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu came forward with some people to clarify the situation.

Even the slightest unrest was quickly calmed down.

As for the Uchiha, the gap between them and the village has narrowed a bit.

However, there was considerable discontent within the Uchiha clan.

Even Fugaku had considerable reservations about the village's leadership.

At this moment, columns and spots appear on the light screen.

Both Hashirama and Madara were outstanding figures in the ninja world during their lifetimes. Hashirama's Sage Body combined with Wood Release made Tree World a standard technique; the Thousand-Armed Buddha was his ultimate move. Even the Nine-Tails was like a chick in front of him.

(Nine-Tails, your power is too strong. I'm sorry, I can't let you go. So please go into my wife's belly! JPG)

Pure land.

Hashirama:……

Mito:……

That damn image just won't leave my mind.

Yin Jiuwei: You think you're so high and mighty?
Yang Jiuwei: &*#~
Scratching his head, Hashirama was a little embarrassed.

Madara has utilized 99% of the Sharingan's power; the 1% reduction is to prevent him from becoming arrogant. Furthermore, his ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu are all very strong, with no obvious weaknesses. It's just that his Susanoo is inferior to Hashirama's Thousand-Armed Buddha, and Hashirama knew Madara's weakness lay in his back…

Therefore, in the battle at the Valley of the End, Hashirama won.

Of course, if Madara were to remove his Rinnegan or Six Paths Sage Mode, it would be somewhat unfair to Hashirama.

[Ban, aside from Hasilama, fears no one.]
Hashirama, aside from Madara, is timid around everyone else.

For a moment, even Madara was dissatisfied, saying that he was not afraid of anyone, which he did not disagree with, but he said that he was afraid of Hashirama?
seriously?
This is a smear campaign against Tadalamar.

The light screen gives you a chance to reorganize your language.

Although Madara is now just a spirit in the Pure Land, his rage is enough to make people tremble.

The Sage of Six Paths observed Madara from the shadows but did not reveal himself.

If we're talking about dissatisfaction, Hashirama at this point is more dissatisfied than Madara.

Aside from Madara, he's timid to everyone else?
This is definitely the worst time Hashirama Senju has been portrayed negatively.

……

[The Third Tsuchikage, Onoki of the Two Scales: I don't see anything wrong with it.]

In the group chat, Onoki suddenly spoke up.

The next moment, Tobirama, Hiruzen Sarutobi, Danzo, and many other group members were all criticizing Ōnoki.

Of course, some group members also support Onoki.

However, Onoki's side was still at a disadvantage.

Soon, Onoki's momentum weakened.

Not to mention the group chat, things weren't peaceful in Konoha Village either.

Previously, it was said that the First Hokage and the Second Hokage had a bad relationship. Now, it's said that the First Hokage was a coward?
"The Light Curtain's intentions are sinister in smearing the original."

"All I can say is that I felt a deep malice towards Konoha."

……

At this moment, many people in Konoha were hostile towards the light screen.

Unbeknownst to anyone, Hiruzen Sarutobi was secretly delighted.

It's worth noting that the light screen had previously smeared Sarutobi quite a bit, causing Sarutobi's prestige in the village to drop significantly.

Now, the use of light screen to smear the First Hokage is clearly a sign of deep malice towards the Hokage and Konoha.

In this way, with a little manipulation, Sarutobi's reputation in the village might be restored to what it was before the light screen appeared.

There's not much to say about Hashirama being stronger than Madara.

The battle at the Valley of the End is the answer.

Even if you asked the Uchiha clan, they would say Hashirama is stronger than Madara!

……

"Madara is a piece of trash too," Sasuke thought to himself.

If Madara had been stronger than Hashirama during his lifetime, Madara might have been the First Hokage.

Therefore, the person in charge of Konoha is the Uchiha.

Then, the quiz segment began on the screen.

[If Hashirama and Madara married, would their child be born with the Rinnegan? Would they be a child of prophecy? Would Tobirama change his opinion of the Uchiha clan? What would the child's surname be?]

In the group, what are the members' names?

Of course, Ah Wei is a group member.

Sasuke's eyes widened as well.

He was greatly shocked.

The problem shown on the screen this time... is pretty explosive.

However, since the fun wasn't with Sasuke, he just watched it for fun.

Becoming a source of amusement is certainly not good, but watching it for amusement is quite nice.

[Ban: Damn light barrier, stop this already! I've had enough of you!]

[Hashirama: This light barrier... it's a bit too evil.]

Mito was also furious; she was Hashirama's legal wife! Oh, no, she was Hashirama's only one.

Hashirama and Madara were just friends; the image on the screen was ridiculously distorted.

However, a lie repeated a thousand times can become the truth.

How many people in the ninja world would believe that Hashirama and Madara were just friends?
With the light screen like this, the victims aren't just Hashirama and Madara; she's a victim too!

This time, some people in the group were analyzing the situation, while others were answering questions.

[Awei: Madara awakened the Rinnegan because he received Hashirama's love—no, it was because he fused with Hashirama's cells, and Madara's Mangekyou Sharingan evolved into the Rinnegan. But Obito had the Mangekyou Sharingan and Hashirama's cells, yet he didn't awaken the Rinnegan.]

Therefore, it's clear that the special cases involve Hashirama and Madara, or rather, the combined power of Indra and Ashura. This is the condition for awakening the Rinnegan. So, whether Hashirama and Madara, even after marriage and having children, would be born with the Rinnegan depends on the combined power of Indra and Ashura.

Ah Wei's serious analysis in the group chat angered many people.

Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, Tobirama, Danzo... they all wanted to kill Wei.

It's a pretty good White Zetsu, except it has an extra mouth.

However, under Awei's influence, the atmosphere in the group has become increasingly skewed.

At this point, some members of the group believed that Madara disliked Hashirama.

You should know that the Mangekyou Sharingan is the eye that reflects the soul. If Madara liked Hashirama, Madara's Mangekyou Sharingan technique might have been able to turn a man into a woman.

Ah Wei silently gave it a thumbs up.

[Group member Uchiha Madara's rage level has exceeded 70%. When the rage level reaches 100%, the virtual battle function will be activated.]

Suddenly, an announcement in the group caught everyone's attention.

Rage level?
Virtual combat feature?

After carefully reading the group announcement, everyone gained an understanding of the virtual battle feature.

Essentially, a chat group provides a virtual platform where group members engage in 1v1 battles, based on their peak condition before death.

For example, Hiruzen Sarutobi's strength declined due to old age, but if he engaged in virtual battles with the other members, he could unleash his peak power on the virtual platform.

Winning a virtual battle earns you 1 virtual point.

The Future Group Mall will be launched, where virtual points can be used to purchase items.

Techniques like immortality, resurrection of the dead, and even the Rinnegan with nine tomoe and the Otsutsuki bloodline can all be purchased in the shop.

Now, even the Sage of Six Paths couldn't sit still.

Kaguya, sealed on the moon, also stared wide-eyed.

As for Orochimaru, Danzo, and the others, they were trembling with excitement.

Those not in the group are all envious and jealous of the group members.

"Madara, hurry up and get angry! Your anger level isn't high enough!" Hashirama reacted quickly.

After all, at least one member in the group needs to have 100% rage to activate the virtual battle function.

The conditions for enabling the group shop are still unknown. But even if it's just a few more virtual battle features, it would be quite interesting for the group members.

However, due to the sudden announcement in the group, Ban's anger level dropped to below 70%.

The message will only appear when a group member's anger level reaches 70%.

Meanwhile, many members in the group were also trying to vent their anger.

I was thinking about things that made me angry, but none of the group members had reached 70% anger level.

[Raikage: @Tobirama, what do you think about your brother marrying Madara?]

Tobirama: #
Besides the Raikage, several other group members were provoking Tobirama in an attempt to anger him.

A moment later, it worked.

The group chat notified that Tobirama's rage level had reached 70%.

[Ohnoki was also delighted and encouraged everyone to keep up the good work.]

[Hashirama: My foolish little brother~]

Madara: Tobirama is an idiot. Having an idiot like that as Hokage is the biggest joke.

……

Sarutobi, Danzo, and a few other group members hesitated for a moment and did not speak up for Tobirama.

For the members of the group, it would be great if the virtual battle function and the group store were both enabled.

Especially Madara, with his peak power during his lifetime? He felt he could defeat Hashirama.

So, wouldn't it be a sure win for him and the rest of the group to engage in virtual battles?

In this way, he will get the most virtual points.

Once the group shop opens, you can revive and purchase items such as the Nine-Tomoe Rinnegan and the Otsutsuki bloodline.

Just thinking about it is exciting!

But now, Madara himself can no longer push his rage level to 70%.

Tobirama's anger level has already exceeded 70%.

The hope for enabling the virtual battle function rests on Tobirama.

At this moment, Tobirama sensed a deep malice in the group chat.

Although I know everyone wants to enable the virtual battle feature.

But Tobirama's anger level continued to rise.

Tobirama's anger level is 71%...72%...73%...

Many people who weren't in the group clenched their fists.

Tsunade is cheering on her great-uncle.

Tsunade was also very curious about the virtual battle feature and the group shop mentioned in the group announcement.

……

However, Tobirama's rage level stops rising once it reaches 79%.

With 79% rage, Tobirama was on the verge of losing his mind.

Even Tobirama's father, Butsuma, was somewhat disappointed.

But everyone knows it's too deliberate.

But everyone knows that it's difficult to reach 100% anger.

At this moment, the answer to the question was displayed on the screen.

Only one member in the group answered the question correctly.

You will receive the reward – the title 'Hashira no Kodai-kun' (Hashira's Favorite Son).

This upset the group members who received the reward, and they immediately wanted to give up their newly acquired title, but no one in the group accepted it.

Hashirama and Madara both had dark expressions; they had unexpectedly gained a grown son.

……

At this moment, many Konoha ninjas couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"The eldest son of the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha seems to be a... Sand Ninja."

"Sandstorm, the Second Kazekage's bodyguard, died before the Second Shinobi World War. He was quite strong in life."

……

Before long, many people in the village were laughing.

Was the eldest son of the First Hokage a Sand Ninja?
Although it was a prank using a light screen.

But other ninja villages are likely to laugh at Konoha.

……

Ah Wei was also making plans in his mind.

The idea of ​​adding a virtual battle function to the Naruto chat group has been around for a while.

But it's not mature yet.

However, it will be launched sooner or later.

As for group shopping malls, that won't appear anytime soon.

Take the Nine-Tomoe Rinnegan and the Otsutsuki bloodline for example, Awei himself doesn't even have those yet.

Of course, group stores can also set levels, which can still fool people.

"I'll consider the virtual combat feature another time!" Ah Wei thought to himself.

Once the light screen ends this time, it will reappear next time. If there are no major problems with the virtual combat function by then, it can be officially launched.

As for requiring group members' anger levels to reach 100% before the virtual battle function can be activated, that's easy to do. When someone in the group gets angry, they can simply say that their anger level is 100%, and that's how it works.

If all else fails, Awei will set his anger level to 100% in the group chat.

After all, the requirement that the virtual battle function needs to be at 100% rage level is just a gimmick.

Everything depends on whether the virtual combat function is ready.

The Naruto live streaming system comes with a chat group and a virtual battle platform that is linked to the chat group. However, the virtual battle platform needs to be improved and data from group members needs to be collected. All of this consumes chakra and emotional points, but fortunately, not too much.

In addition, the host can also discover bugs through the inside.

In short, it's not time for a 'public beta' yet.

Sending an announcement in the group beforehand was just to give everyone a heads-up.

In addition, it also gives people a sense of anticipation.

Judging from the reactions of the group members, the effect is very good.

Everything was pretty much as Awei had expected.

……

Itachi's eyes widened as he stared intently at the Naruto chat group on the screen.

Virtual combat feature?

Group mall?
"This...is all true?" Itachi couldn't believe it either.

If the group announcement is true, it's truly astonishing.

It's unbelievable that it can resurrect the dead.

Resurrection is no easy feat.

Just like Tsunade, who is known as the greatest medical ninja in the ninja world, wouldn't she want to revive Nawaki and Dan? Of course she would, but she doesn't have the ability to revive her brother and lover.

Also, what is the Nine-Tomoe Rinnegan?
According to what was said on the screen, Sasuke will only have the Rinnegan with six tomoe when he reaches Six Paths Mode.

As for the Otsutsuki bloodline, it must be very strong.

Kaguya was a member of the Otsutsuki clan, but she was the progenitor of chakra in the ninja world.

And besides these, there may be even more powerful ones.

When the Naruto chat group first appeared, those who couldn't join might not have felt envious or jealous. But now, those who aren't in the group are more or less envious and jealous.

This is before the virtual battle function and group shop are enabled. Once they are enabled, people who are not in the group will be even more envious and jealous.

Itachi's heart was also in turmoil.

So, is part of the power of the light screen about to be revealed?
It's important to understand that the chat group is only part of the light screen.

The future changes in the ninja world are foreseeable.

So, what about the future of Konoha? What about the future of the Uchiha clan?

And what about his younger brother's future?

These are things he can't help but think about.

(End of this chapter)