Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 266 Meatballs and Snakes
Kaleidoscope? Wood Release?

It no longer holds much appeal for Orochimaru.

Even the ninjutsu he used to find interesting is no longer worth his time or effort.

Now, Orochimaru has only one thought in his mind.

Chat groups, virtual points, group shops...

Whether it's the art of immortality, the Otsutsuki bloodline, or the Rinnegan with nine tomoe, Orochimaru will possess them all in the future.

[Junior High School Entrance Examination]

Suddenly, the screen displayed the Chunin Exams jointly organized by Konoha and Sunagakure, with some smaller ninja villages also participating.

The Ninja Village is a military force of a country.

The joint Chunin Exams held by Konoha and Sunagakure also served as an opportunity for countries to determine their relative strength.

When Konoha performs exceptionally well, they will receive more mission requests in the future.

In addition, the Daimyo's funding for Konoha may increase.

Conversely, if Sunagakure performs well, the number of missions the village receives will increase significantly, and the Daimyo of the Land of Wind will change his attitude towards Sunagakure.

However, Rasa's plan to bring Konoha to its knees was, to say the least, quite extreme.

However, Rasa underestimated Orochimaru. He tried to use Orochimaru, but Orochimaru killed him in a flash.

[In the Forest of Death, Orochimaru disguised himself as a woman and infiltrated. No, Orochimaru was in a woman's body at this moment. He came for Sasuke's body. He was defeated by the Akatsuki in seven seconds, so he coveted Sasuke's body...]

Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass Ninja, faced off against Team 7. When Orochimaru unleashed his pressure, Sasuke immediately lost his will to fight, unable to even move his legs. Sakura fared even worse.
This was absolutely a nightmare for Sakura's life.

Naruto, however, showed no fear, and with Naruto's help, Sasuke regained his fighting spirit. Then, Naruto and Sasuke engaged Orochimaru in battle. Sasuke used shuriken to bind Orochimaru with wire, then struck him directly with a Fire Release technique—the Dragon Fire Technique. However, Sasuke was only a genin, and no match for a Kage-level opponent.
Thus, the Dragon Fire Technique burned away Orochimaru's mask.

[Naruto was swallowed by Orochimaru's giant snake. Inside the snake's belly, he used the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, creating thousands of clones that burst the snake's stomach...]

However, the difference in strength was too great; Orochimaru had to get a little serious...

Finally, Orochimaru bit Sasuke's neck, leaving a cursed seal before disappearing.

Sasuke's face turned a little pale, and he was still somewhat unconvinced.

Facing Orochimaru, he lost his will to fight? Naruto, on the other hand, wasn't intimidated at all? Is the difference in skill really that big?
As for the battle on the light screen, both he and Naruto had their highlights.

After Jiraiya taught Naruto how to create the Rasengan, Naruto declared that he had caught up with Orochimaru.

[Orochimaru is fighting, I spit out myself, I spit out snakes, snakes spit out me, snakes spit out snakes, I spit out myself, snakes spit out snakes, snakes spit out snakes, snakes spit out me, snakes spit out me, snakes spit out snakes, snakes spit out snakes, snakes spit out snakes...]

[Naruto fights, making Rasengans, making big Rasengans, making small Rasengans, making lots of Rasengans, making Rasengans of different attributes, using Sage Mode to make Rasengans, using Tailed Beast Transformation to make Rasengans, using Shadow Clone Jutsu to make Rasengans, using other techniques to cover Shadow Clone Jutsu making Rasengans...]

Sasuke had black lines on his face.

I was just getting serious for a moment, and then the light screen started acting up again.

However, it cannot be said that the light curtain is wrong.

Orochimaru's "Snake Release" and Naruto's "Maru Release" are both true stories.

……

Orochimaru:……

Okay! He admits that he can spit out himself, and he can spit out snakes, and snakes can spit out him. In addition, both he and snakes can spit out swords, specifically Kusanagi swords.

So, although the screen looked a bit unserious, it wasn't talking nonsense.

As for Naruto making Rasengan, that's quite intriguing.

Magical arts to make pills?
Tailed beast transformation into a Rasengan?

"Sage Mode of Mount Myōboku, Perfect Jinchūriki..." Orochimaru squinted, lost in thought.

Of course, Naruto is still very young and inexperienced.

It's not wrong for the screen to say that Orochimaru was lusting after Sasuke's body.

However, Sasuke's body no longer holds much appeal for Orochimaru.

The most likely reason is that Sasuke is the reincarnation of Indra's chakra, and the Sage of Six Paths is behind Sasuke.

Of course, the Sage of Six Paths didn't appear either, so it's not certain that the screen said he was protecting Naruto and Sasuke from the shadows.

Furthermore, Konoha strengthened its protection of Naruto and Sasuke.

It wouldn't be too difficult for Orochimaru to infiltrate Konoha.

However, even without the Sage of Six Paths appearing, it would be quite difficult for them to succeed in attacking Naruto and Sasuke in Konoha.

……

Sasuke felt a pang of jealousy towards Naruto.

Naruto has really mastered the Rasengan.

However, the Rasengan was developed by Naruto's father.

In this family, the father developed the craft, and the son carried it forward.

Of course, Naruto can only barely make a small ball now.

So, the light screen actually reveals a lot about Naruto's future!
Even if the future follows the original trajectory of fate, it may not necessarily change.

Perhaps Naruto will grow up even faster.

"I must surpass Naruto," Sasuke declared, determined to prove himself.

Originally, his strength was similar to Naruto's.

If fate has changed, and he is still about the same strength as Naruto, then what is the point of changing fate?
Therefore, he wants to surpass Naruto.

The Uchiha clan's reputation is far superior to that of Naruto.

With this in mind, Sasuke's resolve was firm.

……

Hokage Building.

Naruto came looking for Jiraiya.

"Perverted sage, I want to learn sage techniques!" Naruto exclaimed as soon as he saw Jiraiya.

Jiraiya:? ? ?

To learn immortal techniques, you must first learn Immortal Mode.

Jiraiya only knew the Sage Mode from Mount Myōboku, but if he wanted to teach Naruto Sage Mode, he would have to take Naruto to Mount Myōboku.

Without the help of the toads of Mount Myōboku, one cannot learn the Sage Mode of Mount Myōboku.

As for the Sage Mode in Shikkotsu Forest and Ryuchi Cave, Jiraiya didn't know much about it.

Tsunade made a contract with Shikkotsu Forest and had a good relationship with the Slug Sage, but she didn't learn Shikkotsu Forest's Sage Mode. Orochimaru made a contract with Ryuchi Cave, and although he played with snakes to great effect, he also didn't learn Ryuchi Cave's Sage Mode.

However, the screen says that Orochimaru's subordinate, Kabuto Yakushi, will learn the Ryuchi Cave Sage Mode in the future, and it will be the Perfect Sage Mode.

Jiraiya wasn't unwilling to teach Naruto Sage Mode, it's just that Naruto was still too young.

Naruto is so young, yet he's already learned Shadow Clone Jutsu and Rasengan, which is quite impressive.

Sage Mode is not easy to learn.

In addition, there are risks involved in learning the Immortal Mode.

Even Jiraiya's Sage Mode wasn't perfect.

"I'll teach you Sage Mode after you graduate," Jiraiya said to Naruto.

Naruto was very dissatisfied with this, after all, Naruto was only a 'second year' and he would not graduate until he was a 'sixth year'.

As for graduating early, that's not allowed now either.

Both Naruto and Sasuke applied to graduate early, but neither was approved.

Naruto was unhappy at the thought of having to wait several more years to learn Sage Mode.

Next, Naruto used the Sexy Jutsu.

Jiraiya: "Trying to test me with this? I can say with certainty that I cannot withstand this test."

……

A smile appeared on Hiruzen Sarutobi's old face.

That brat Naruto...

As expected, Konoha's hope lies in Naruto.

Although Sasuke is also important, Naruto is the most important.

At that moment, Sarutobi thought of Minato and his wife.

Although Minato and his wife sacrificed themselves, they left Naruto behind in Konoha.

"Minato, and Kushina, your contributions to Konoha are immense," Sarutobi thought to himself.

I just saw Naruto run to the Hokage Building.

It goes without saying that Naruto was definitely going to find Jiraiya. As for Naruto's purpose in seeking out Jiraiya, Sarutobi could guess it as well.

Naruto is so eager to improve, which is a good thing.

After all, the stronger Naruto is, the better it is for Konoha.

Sasuke is a member of the Uchiha clan, and he might go to extremes at any time.

But Naruto's Will of Fire remained steadfast.

In addition, Naruto and Sasuke also need to build a bond.

If Naruto and Sasuke cannot form a bond, Sarutobi will be worried.

The Uchiha clan is a problem in the village, and this problem will inevitably extend to Sasuke. If Sasuke were not important, it would be fine, but Sasuke is very important.

Therefore, someone needs to build a bond with Sasuke.

The best thing would be for Naruto and Sasuke to form a bond.

Although Hiruzen Sarutobi is no longer the Hokage, he is still the most powerful person in the village.

If he makes the arrangements, Naruto will definitely form a bond with Sasuke.

With these thoughts in mind, Sarutobi's ideas became clear.

He took a deep drag on his pipe, a slight smile playing on his lips.

"Everything I've done is for the village..."

……

Mitarashi Azuko is eating red bean dumplings with honey.

She loves sweets.

Eating sweets can easily lead to weight gain, but she doesn't gain weight.

She initially thought she was naturally slim, but after watching the light screen, she realized it was because of the curse mark Orochimaru had left on her.

Originally, she hated the curse mark on her body, but now, she felt conflicted, unsure whether to hate it or be grateful.

Seeing Orochimaru's actions on the screen, he vomited himself, vomited snakes, and the snakes vomited people...

Snake Style Infinite Combo?
I feel a little nauseous from the red beans.

Although she has mastered some snake-based ninjutsu, she really doesn't want to use it now.

As for her hatred for Orochimaru, it did not diminish, but rather increased day by day.

She vowed to kill Orochimaru.

But she also knew very well that with her current strength, she couldn't kill Orochimaru at all.

Oh, by the way, Hongdou is now very sensitive to words like red bean buns and sweet potatoes. She will immediately turn hostile as soon as she hears them.

In addition, she is also one of the ninjas protecting Naruto.

Back then, Naruto wasn't protected 24/7; it was done in shifts.

She protects Naruto for 2 hours every day.

You should know that she used to be Orochimaru's apprentice, and she also has the cursed seal left by Orochimaru on her body. Yet the village leaders still entrusted her with protecting Naruto, which shows their trust in her.

Therefore, she would never betray the trust placed in her by the village leaders.

The screen said that Naruto was the future of Konoha and the savior of the ninja world, but Anko actually had some doubts.

That kid Naruto?

However, Naruto is the orphan of the Fourth Hokage.

Most importantly, Naruto possesses the Uzumaki bloodline and the Nine-Tails.

Although Naruto only has half of the Nine-Tails.

As for Ashura's chakra, that is still uncertain.

Because the village leadership arranged for a thorough medical examination of Naruto's body, but they couldn't find any Ashura chakra.

Either it's not there, or it's not activated.

If it's not activated, that would be quite surprising.

After all, even Konoha, the strongest ninja village, couldn't find it; it's been hidden far too well.

"Boss, give me a red bean bun."

Just then, a ninja arrived at the shop entrance not far behind Red Bean.

"Red bean buns?" Hongdou's expression changed, and a # appeared on her forehead. Then, she turned to look at the guy who had mentioned red bean buns.

Although I wasn't referring to her.

And this meatball shop does indeed sell red bean buns.

She wanted to ban red bean buns from this shop, but she wasn't qualified!

However, some ninjas, upon seeing her, would whisper to the shopkeeper or use a different word when buying red bean buns.

Of course, there are also those who don't even care about red beans.

After all, Anko is a disciple of the rogue ninja Orochimaru.

In addition, there are quite a few ninjas in the village who are stronger than Anko.

……

"That Orochimaru guy..."

Nagato's expression was strange.

However, it must be said that Orochimaru is indeed a remarkable figure.

After all, he was someone who was on par with Jiraiya.

They shouldn't be underestimated!
However, given the chance, Nagato would still kill Orochimaru.

Those who betray the Akatsuki organization cannot be let go.

Furthermore, Orochimaru is extremely dangerous. If we don't kill him soon, who knows what trouble he might cause in the future.

But Orochimaru was too good at dodging.

Looking across the ninja world, there aren't many who are capable of killing Orochimaru.

Even members of the organization like Sasori, Kakuzu, and Hidan might not be able to kill Orochimaru!
However, we still need to gather information about Orochimaru.

……

In the desert, the scorpion stopped.

The next moment, several Sand Ninja appeared and attacked him.

Since Sasori's assassination attempt on the Third Kazekage was exposed, the Sunagakure Anbu began hunting him down.

Sunagakure is still one of the Five Great Ninja Villages, even if it is the weakest of the Five Great Ninja Villages.

The Anbu of Sunagakure should not be underestimated.

Sasori remained completely calm when he encountered several members of the Sand Village's ANBU again.

They didn't even use the Third Kazekage puppet or the Salamander Hanzo puppet.

Then Scorpion took out a scroll and unsealed several puppets.

By simply controlling a few puppets, Sasori managed to withstand the combined attack of these Sand Ninja.

Before long, several Sand Ninja collapsed to the ground, poisoned.

"You only have three days to live. That old hag Chiyo can't cure my poison." With a cold laugh, Sasori turned and left.

The poisoned Sand Ninjas looked pained, their eyes filled with resentment.

Scorpion's strength is too great, far surpassing theirs.

……

Hidan's face darkened.

His 'counter-damage' comes from licking blood.

But collecting blood simply wasn't feasible.

Because he had collected someone else's blood, it was no use licking it after 5 minutes.

Otherwise, he would definitely have collected some ninja blood and preserved it.

In addition, there is the distance; if the distance is too far, the curse cannot be cast.

Did he really think Hidan's secret techniques had no limitations?
Payne considered setting up a 'blood bank' for him, to which he could only say that Payne was overthinking it.

The screen portrays Hidan's abilities as invincible, but in reality, he's not as strong as the screen suggests!
Now, Hidan has no missions to do, so he just looks at the light screen for a bit of fun.

Through the light screen, he learned a lot, but he could only say that the waters of the ninja world were too deep for him to grasp.

(End of this chapter)