Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 279 Kakashi is also a sixth-rate guy
Kakashi was having a bit of a headache dealing with the numerous private message requests from members in the group.

In addition, many people in the village are discussing the possibility that Kakashi is the Sixth Hokage.

The screen repeatedly mentioned that Kakashi was the Sixth Hokage, so it doesn't seem fake.

At this moment, a video of Kakashi fighting someone was shown on the screen.

[Kakashi VS. a certain Otsutsuki!]

Kaguya, sealed on the moon, curled her lip.

Otsutsuki Shiki? Seriously? You might as well just call him Otsutsuki So-and-so!

There's Toneri on the moon, so what's so special about someone from the Otsutsuki clan?
Kakashi's Sharingan transformed into the Mangekyou Sharingan, and he cried out, "Kamui! I can't take it anymore, my chakra is running out..."

A smile appeared on Otsutsuki's lips.

"Kamui, Kamui, Kamui~, my chakra is exhausted..." Kakashi.

Otsutsuki's smile grew even brighter.

"Kamui, Kamui, Kamui~, my chakra is exhausted, am I... going to die?" Kakashi knelt on one knee and could no longer stand up.

Otsutsuki Shiki: "Sixth Hokage, I will take your life without hesitation."

"Kamui Shuriken! Kamui Raikiri!" Kakashi suddenly unleashed his power.

When Otsutsuki Shiki was killed, his mental state collapsed before he died: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Kaguya: ? ? ?
So, Kakashi's fighting style... is like this on the screen?

If it were her, she would also suffer a great loss!

She said Orochimaru was a sixth-ranking member, and she thought Kakashi was also a sixth-ranking member.

Orochimaru has top-notch survival skills, while Kakashi is adept at feigning weakness.

"If I ever face Kakashi again, I'll have to go all out," Kaguya thought to herself.

If the opponent is Kakashi, any act of underestimating him could lead to defeat, or even death.

……

Pure land.

Madara's eyes widened; he was about to re-evaluate Kakashi Hatake.

What a perfect 50/50 split!

They really know what they're doing.

Obito mastered the art of using Kamui, while Kakashi clearly had a different understanding of it.

After watching Kakashi's actions on the light screen, Madara... acknowledged Kakashi's abilities.

Kakashi's behavior is very ninja-like.

Ninjas are not samurai.

To be honest, Ban felt he had learned something.

Kushina, who was also in the Pure Land, stared wide-eyed.

The Kakashi she remembered wasn't like the one on the screen!

It just goes to show how much people can change.

However, Obito's Kamui is truly formidable.

Whether it's Obito's use of Kamui or Kakashi's use of Kamui, we can see how powerful Kamui is.

Based on what was shown on the screen, and considering Kushina's limited perspective, she only saw a part of Kamui, not the whole of it.

But even the part that she could see amazed Kushina.

Obito is truly a talented individual.

But when she thought about what Obito did after he activated his Kaleidoscope Sharingan, Kushina gritted her teeth.

……

Inside the Grim Reaper's belly, Minato was also astonished.

"Kakashi..." Minato didn't know what to say.

Minato was quite impressed by Kakashi's actions on the light screen.

As the Fourth Hokage, he has come to acknowledge the Sixth Hokage, Kakashi.

The so-called Sixth Hokage was just something mentioned on the screen.

Kakashi hasn't become Hokage yet.

He is only the Fifth Hokage now.

Furthermore, the Fifth Hokage was not Tsunade as stated on the screen, but Jiraiya.

This put Minato in a somewhat awkward position, as his student was the Fourth Hokage, while his teacher was the Fifth Hokage.

This put both the master and apprentice in an awkward position.

However, Minato knew that, given Jiraiya's personality, he must have become Hokage for the sake of the village.

It seems that the village has some serious problems.

But now that Jiraiya has become Hokage, he should be able to solve all the village's problems!
Minato still had confidence in Jiraiya.

Although Jiraiya can be unreliable at times, Minato knows that Jiraiya is very reliable when it comes to important matters.

If Jiraiya were to become Hokage, he wouldn't act recklessly.

……

"Kakashi, you're such a good actor." Guy looked at Kakashi in disbelief.

If it hadn't been revealed on the screen, Kai wouldn't have known that Kakashi was such a good actor.

As for Kakashi, he doesn't want to talk right now.

The Kakashi on the screen has absolutely no relation to this Kakashi; there's absolutely no way they could have any connection whatsoever.

How could Kakashi possibly be the person depicted on the screen?

Kakashi knew that nothing he said now would make a difference.

Too many people are watching the light screen.

While most of what's broadcast on the screen is just for entertainment, some people will definitely believe it to be true.

In addition, there must have been some people making jokes.

At this moment, Kai was trying hard to recall.

“By the way, there was one time last year, no, two times. Just like what the screen said, you really are a good actor.” Kai pointed at Kakashi and said loudly.

"I didn't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense." Kakashi was getting anxious.

“You always say you don’t have enough chakra, but there’s a dog’s head on your Earth Release: Earth Wall. Also, you can chat with people while holding up Lightning Blade, and you say you’re not faking it? Even Sasuke Uchiha’s faking techniques aren’t as good as yours.” Guy continued.

This……

Kakashi was speechless.

After all, Kai wasn't talking nonsense.

Putting a few dog heads on the earthen wall is one of Kakashi's little quirks; of course, it definitely wastes some chakra.

As for holding up the Raikiri and chatting with people, well... cough cough.

Anyway, Kakashi doesn't have much chakra.

Although his chakra reserves were actually quite good, the Sharingan within him couldn't be turned off, constantly draining his chakra.

Using the Sharingan in battle consumes even more chakra.

So, Kakashi really didn't pretend much! At most, he only pretended a little bit.

But what the screen said...

Because Kai's voice was a bit loud, people nearby were attracted to come over.

Soon, several more people appeared around them.

"It's Kakashi."

"It really is Kakashi."

……

Upon seeing Kakashi, the people around him rushed over.

Soon, several people surrounded Kakashi.

As for Kakashi, he looked utterly dejected.

Although the mask covered his face below his eyes, Kakashi's expression was still visible.

Kakashi had a bad feeling when he stepped onto the light screen, but he didn't expect it to be this bad.

At this point, Kakashi also had a lot of complaints about the screen. Couldn't they have done something else for the live stream?
This time, Kakashi was really screwed over by the light barrier.

After this light screen incident, it's foreseeable that in the future, when others fight Kakashi, they will definitely not underestimate him.

As a result, some of Kakashi's fighting styles are no longer effective.

This caused Kakashi to lose his composure.

With Kai shouting, everyone believed that Kakashi was really good at pretending.

There's no need to elaborate on the relationship between Guy and Kakashi.

If we're talking about people in the village who really know Kakashi, Guy is definitely one of them. So, Guy's comments about Kakashi are quite credible.

Kakashi looked at Guy with a 'resentful' gaze.

"Kai, I... thank you so much," Kakashi said.

"You're welcome." Kai grinned, his teeth gleaming, and gave Kakashi a thumbs up.

Kakashi:......

……

"Kakashi..." Obito's eyes widened as he watched Kakashi's actions on the screen.

It turns out that he, Obito, still doesn't know Kakashi well enough!

There are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames.

Since the light screen gave Kakashi the nickname "50/50," there must be a reason for it.

To be honest, Obito thought that Otsutsuki would defeat Kakashi with an overwhelming advantage, and then Sasuke and Naruto would come to save Kakashi. But he didn't expect that Kakashi, the sixth brother... would actually kill the powerful enemy.

Obito acknowledged Kakashi's understanding and application of Kamui.

Originally, Obito thought defeating Kakashi would be easy, but now he thinks it might take a bit more effort.

……

"Kakashi is too cunning!" Naruto exclaimed.

The battle between Kakashi and Otsutsuki on the light screen had a final twist that Naruto hadn't expected.

However, Naruto felt that Kakashi's victory was unfair.

Naruto would never fight like that.

Naruto prefers Guy's fighting style to Kakashi's.

……

The Uchiha clan members, including Fugaku and several elders, were all deep in thought.

Kakashi's use of the Sharingan on the screen impressed even Fugaku.

It's quite remarkable that someone who isn't of Uchiha blood can use the Mangekyou Sharingan so well.

To be able to use the Sharingan effectively, one must have a considerable understanding of it.

"If Kakashi had been born into the Uchiha clan, his development would not have been inferior to Shisui, Itachi, and Obito," Fugaku thought to himself.

It's a bit of a shame that Kakashi isn't an Uchiha.

As for the Hatake clan, they are far inferior to the Uchiha clan.

By the way, the Hatake clan is particularly skilled in swordsmanship.

White Fang's swordsmanship is extremely sharp, making him arguably the best in Konoha.

Kakashi never truly mastered his family's swordsmanship.

There's no one to succeed the white tooth scalpel technique!

"Fugaku, Kamui is too powerful. To deal with Kamui, it would be best to have Kamui in your possession. So, please retrieve the Sharingan from Kakashi as soon as possible!" An elder came to Fugaku's side and said in a deep voice.

I used to think Kakashi only had a three-tomoe Sharingan.

The Third Hokage intervened and promised that after Kakashi's death, his Sharingan would be returned to the Uchiha clan, and the Uchiha clan gave the Third Hokage face.

But when they learned that Kakashi's Sharingan was the Mangekyou Sharingan, and that the Mangekyou Sharingan's eye techniques were space-time related, many members of the Uchiha clan naturally became restless.

Did Fugaku not want to take back the Sharingan from Kakashi? Of course he did.

However, the situation is rather complicated.

The Uchiha clan promised not to take it back, and the Third Hokage also gave a guarantee that once Kakashi died, the Sharingan in Kakashi's body would be given to the Uchiha clan.

So, forcing Kakashi to hand over his Sharingan now isn't a good idea!

Of course, it's different now that I know it's a kaleidoscope instead of a three-tomoe jewel.

But what will be the attitude of the village's leadership?

In addition, Fugaku has not yet resigned from his position as police minister.

Fugaku smiled bitterly to himself. Whether he quit his job or took back the Sharingan from Kakashi, it wouldn't be easy.

But he still had to quit his job, and of course, he tried his best to take back the Sharingan that Kakashi possessed.

Kamui is practically a bug, and using Kamui to counter Kamui is much simpler.

Therefore, it is even more necessary to take back the Sharingan from Kakashi.

Although Kakashi's Sharingan was a gift from Obito.

However, it's also plausible that the Uchiha clan took back the Sharingan from Kakashi.

Kakashi was unwilling to hand it over.

The attitude of the village's higher-ups is unfavorable to the Uchiha.

Under such circumstances, Fugaku was under considerable pressure.

However, there are some things that, even if you know they are difficult, you still have to grit your teeth and do them.

This is the responsibility that the head of the Uchiha clan bears.

“I know what to do,” Fugaku said calmly.

At this moment, Fugaku is not in a hurry to find Jiraiya or Sarutobi.

It's not too late to look for it after the light curtain ends.

I'm also thinking about what to say when the time comes.

With sufficient preparation, it is easier to achieve your goal.

Suddenly, Fugaku glanced out of the corner of his eye at a large, dense tree not far away, behind which a hidden ANBU ninja was concealed.

The Anbu were still monitoring the Uchiha clan.

However, what could Fugaku do? He could only pretend not to know.

Play dumb!

Without the ANBU's surveillance, the village's higher-ups would be even less likely to trust the Uchiha clan.

Nowadays, the Uchiha clan's reputation in the village has improved somewhat.

But the clan's situation remains precarious.

Of course, Fugaku was also very angry.

However, they had no choice but to endure it.

Turning against them directly would not be a good thing for the Uchiha.

Perhaps some of the village's higher-ups would be happy if the Uchiha turned against them.

Since the Anbu is monitoring the Uchiha clan, the chances of a successful coup even if they manage to evade their surveillance are extremely slim.

Even if Fugaku had a pair of kaleidoscopes, it still wouldn't be enough.

Unless the Uchiha clan has several more pairs of Mangekyou Sharingan.

If Shisui hadn't died, and Itachi had successfully awakened the Mangekyou Sharingan, plus Fugaku's pair, that would have made three pairs of Mangekyou Sharingan. With that combined, even the village's higher-ups would have been intimidated!

But the prerequisite is that the Uchiha clan is of one mind.

Are Shisui and Fugaku of the same mind? Are Itachi and Fugaku of the same mind?
On the contrary, Shisui and Itachi were like-minded.

He sighed inwardly. What could Fugaku do? He was helpless too!

It's not that he wants to back down, it's just that he has no choice but to.

In fact, the Hidden Mist is a good example.

The Fourth Mizukage was controlled by Obito, who suppressed the bloodline clans in the village. Then, a ninja from Kirigakure launched a coup. What was the result?

Under the Blood Mist policy, how many clans and ninjas with bloodline limits did Kirigakure lose?
Although the Uchiha clan is known as the strongest clan in Konoha, their strength is not what it used to be.

If the village's higher-ups weren't wary of the Uchiha clan, a surprise attack might have been possible, given their Mangekyou Sharingan. But in the current situation, a surprise attack is not an option.

Radical approaches will only lead to the destruction of the clan, and the name of the Uchiha will be utterly disgraced.

Therefore, it is best to resolve the rift between the clan and the village.

Even if all else fails, we must preserve the Uchiha name and do our best to keep the children alive.

Fugaku, of course, also had his own selfish motives. In the worst-case scenario, he would do his best to keep Itachi and Sasuke alive.

The reality is so cruel.

Even after Madara Uchiha defected, the Uchiha clan's situation in the village became delicate.

Starting with the Second Hokage, the Uchiha clan has gradually progressed to where it is today.

The Nine-Tails' rampage only accelerated some problems. Even without the Nine-Tails' rampage, the situation would have been the same over time. This is why Fugaku felt somewhat desperate.

At this moment, Fugaku was thinking about many things, and his gaze remained fixed on the light screen in mid-air.

The image on the light screen has also changed.

He's no longer Kakashi, but has become...

"Is it Sunagakure?" Fugaku was taken aback, as was the elder beside him.

(End of this chapter)