Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 280 How can you call yourself a strongman if you can't even kill a Wind Shadow?
The Land of Wind is the largest country in the ninja world in terms of land area, but it is poor in resources because most of its territory is barren desert.

Sunagakure is located in the desert.

The harsh environment also forged the indomitable spirit of the Sand Shinobi.

At this moment, the scene on the light screen is outside Sunagakure.

The Third Kazekage stood atop a sand dune, gazing into the distance, pondering how to make Sunagakure rise to power.

A figure appeared behind the Third Kazekage. The Third Kazekage glanced at it and, recognizing it as Sasori, was no longer on guard.

Sasori launched a sudden sneak attack. The Third Kazekage was caught off guard and failed to dodge. By the time he reacted, he was already injured, and to make matters worse, he had been poisoned by Sasori.

Scorpion: Hehehe~
Staring at Sasori with shock, anger, and resentment, the Third Kazekage collapsed. Not long after, Sasori carried the Third Kazekage's corpse and fled, leaving the Land of Wind in one breath. Finding a secluded spot, Sasori turned the Third Kazekage into a human puppet.

Luo Sha was gritting his teeth; the Third Kazekage was his teacher.

Sasori assassinated the Third Kazekage using despicable means; his crime was utterly heinous.

"If the teacher hadn't been careless, even ten scorpions wouldn't have been able to kill him," Luo Sha thought to himself.

And Rasa's determination to kill Sasori only grew stronger.

Even though Sasori is Chiyo's grandson, the fact that he assassinated the Third Kazekage is enough to warrant his death.

At this moment, not only Rasa, but all the Sand Ninja in the village were furious.

Chiyo and Ebizo were also filled with anger.

Chiyo felt not only angry but also guilty.

If she had cared more about Scorpion in the past, Scorpion might not have become so extreme.

As for now, it's too late to say anything.

The fact that Sasori assassinated the Third Kazekage had already been exposed by the light screen.

Knowing that Sasori had joined the Akatsuki, Rasa sent people to negotiate with Pain of the Akatsuki, hoping that the Akatsuki would hand Sasori over to Sunagakure, but Pain refused.

As a result, the relationship between Sunagakure and Amegakure is becoming increasingly tense.

……

Sasori's face darkened. He did assassinate the Third Kazekage, that much was true, but the details were not as shown on the screen.

But now that the killing has already happened, do the details still matter?

Scorpion felt that the light screen had somehow smeared his image.

If Sasori hadn't assassinated the Third Kazekage, he would have been the Fourth Kazekage.

scorpion:???

If he hadn't assassinated the Third Kazekage, he wouldn't have needed to leave Sunagakure. In that case, he would have been a Sunagakure ninja, and theoretically, he could have become the Fourth Kazekage.

If he is qualified to compete for the Fourth Kazekage, at least his grandmother would support him!
However, Rasa is a disciple of the Third Kazekage, giving him a significant advantage.

“…Boring!” Scorpion curled his lip.

Assuming he hadn't assassinated the Third Kazekage, the outbreak of the Third Shinobi World War would likely have been delayed. It's hard to say how long the Third Kazekage would have lived; he might have lived to be like the Third Tsuchikage or the Third Hokage. Although Rasa has the best chance of becoming the Fourth Kazekage, if Sasori of the Red Sand works hard, he might surpass Rasa.

However, Sasori of the Red Sand pursues eternal art, and becoming the Kazekage is not his ambition.

At this moment, the screen showed Orochimaru killing Rasa.

Orochimaru defeated the Fourth Kazekage and nearly became the Fourth Hokage himself.

Scorpion couldn't help but complain.

Orochimaru almost became the Fourth Hokage?

When did Orochimaru betray Konoha? And when did he kill Rasa?

Back in Konoha, Orochimaru wasn't without his own ambitions to become Hokage; the Hokage even supported him! But Orochimaru's teacher chose Minato Namikaze instead.

……

"Hokage..."

Orochimaru's expression was complicated.

The screen showed him almost becoming the Fourth Hokage, but that's just nonsense.

His failure to become Hokage has nothing to do with the Fourth Kazekage, Rasa.

However, he did want to become Hokage, because becoming Hokage would allow him to change Konoha according to his own will. A windmill that doesn't turn has no value for viewing, and Orochimaru wanted to be a new wind, but the old man chose Minato.

Back then, Minato was a rising star, while Orochimaru was one of the legendary Sannin who had been famous for a long time. Therefore, there was a lot of support for Orochimaru to become Hokage.

As for the old man not choosing him, saying he was evil, he thought to himself... "You're really good at judging people."

Orochimaru also felt that he was somewhat evil in his own actions.

But he also hopes that Konoha will get better and better.

As he pondered this, Orochimaru's expression suddenly became somewhat ferocious.

Deep down, some of the 'useless things' that were cut off are stirring with restlessness.

"I'm not the Orochimaru I used to be anymore." Orochimaru's eyes revealed a hint of madness.

Konoha and the like are not that important to him anymore.

And now, there's no one in Konoha worth his lingering affections.

Deidara killed the Fifth Kazekage, Gaara; if he hadn't betrayed them, he would have become the Fourth Tsuchikage.

Iwagakure.

Onoki really wanted to refute it.

If Deidara hadn't betrayed them, he wouldn't have become the Fourth Tsuchikage.

Although Deidara's strength is considerable.

However, there were very few, if any, people in the village who supported Deidara.

In his heart, Onoki hoped that his son, Yotsuchi, or his granddaughter, Kurotsuchi, would become the fourth Tsuchikage.

It's definitely not Deidara's turn!

Although the Fourth Tsuchikage couldn't possibly be Deidara, if Deidara hadn't defected, he would have been more than qualified to be the Captain-Commander of the Anbu.

Meanwhile, many people in Iwagakure Village were also discussing it.

"That brat Deidara wants to be the Fourth Tsuchikage? I won't approve of him."

"If Deidara becomes the Tsuchikage, it will be a tragedy for the village."

"Without Deidara, the village is much more peaceful."

"There's no need to worry about a sudden explosion."

"Last time I was taking a shower at home, there was suddenly an explosion outside that destroyed my house. I was almost buried alive. Although I escaped unharmed, I was surrounded by a group of people with my bare bottom exposed. At that moment, I wanted to strangle that brat Deidara."

“A friend of mine was being intimate with his wife when he was startled by an explosion outside the window at the crucial moment, and he still hasn’t recovered.”

"I have a friend too~"

……

In Iwagakure, Deidara's reputation was truly appalling; it was almost as bad as his name suggested.

[How can you call yourself a strongman if you haven't even killed a Kazekage?]

Immediately, not only Yan Yin was in an uproar.

The entire ninja world was in an uproar.

As for Sunagakure, the number of complaints about the light barrier suddenly increased.

At this moment, Onoki couldn't help but laugh.

Now, Fengying's prestige has been completely shattered.

Among the Five Kage, the Kazekage must be at the bottom!

Only 3 Kazekage died.

The first Kazekage was Retsuto, the second Kazekage was Shamon, and then there was the third Kazekage who was killed by Sasori.

Although the screen says that the Fourth Kazekage, Rasa, was killed by Orochimaru, Rasa is currently perfectly fine.

As for Gaara, the Fifth Kazekage mentioned on the screen, he's just a little kid now.

"Since when killing the Kazekage has become the standard for measuring a strong person?" Onoki asked with a strange expression.

However, according to what was said on the screen, Fengying is indeed a bit weak.

Sasori, Orochimaru, and Deidara all managed to kill a Kazekage.

Oh, by the way, Deidara was also Onoki's disciple.

Looking at it this way, I felt inexplicably proud.

Pure Land, Fierce Battle, Shamon, and the spirit of the Third Kazekage were all furious.

Shamen happened to be in the group, and at that moment, he started cursing at the screen, and was then banned.

Liedou was very disappointed. Was the Kazekage getting worse with each generation?
Even if what's on the screen is all nonsense, it will definitely have a negative impact on Sunagakure.

Despite his frustration, Retsudou is currently unable to do anything about the light barrier.

……

Scorpion: Hmph!
Although the light screen said that killing a Kazekage was the mark of a strong person, and Sasori of the Red Sand had indeed killed a Kazekage, he was still somewhat displeased.

Orochimaru licked his lips, his snake eyes narrowed, and a wicked smile appeared on his lips.

Deidara, somewhere in the ninja world, was also in a pretty good mood.

But Sunagakure was in an uproar.

Luo Sha's face was extremely gloomy.

The anger of Chiyo and Ebizo, the siblings, had almost materialized.

The Kazekage is the leader of Sunagakure and is recognized by the entire village.

For the villagers, the film is a source of spiritual support.

But the screen is belittling Feng Ying!
As a result, almost everyone in the village was enraged.

But aside from glaring angrily at the light screen, at most he would just curse.

They are powerless against forces of higher dimensions.

The light screen is something that everyone can only dream of now.

Even if you can see the light screen, it's just that the light screen is what everyone can see.

After all, the light screen is for live streaming, and everyone in the Naruto world can be an audience member.

"Hahaha~, this is hilarious!"

Inside Gaara's body, Shukaku, the One-Tailed Beast, was laughing heartily.

It goes without saying that the One-Tailed Beast harbors deep hatred for Sunagakure.

Even if Sunagakure is destroyed, One-Tailed Beast will only be happy.

"It's so noisy!" Gaara yelled angrily.

At this moment, Gaara was not in a good mood at all.

The screen said that Gaara was the Fifth Kazekage, which Gaara himself found absurd.

And Gaara was killed by Deidara while protecting the village? That's just too outrageous!
And what does the light screen say?
Is it only by killing a Kazekage that one is qualified to be called a strongman?
What do they take the Wind Shadow for?

Therefore, Gaara was also furious.

As Gaara's mood changed, a large amount of sand poured out of the gourd on his back.

The sand contains powerful chakra.

Gaara manipulates sand to attack the light barrier, but his sand cannot shorten the distance between itself and the light barrier, let alone attack it.

This made Gaara even angrier.

The people around Gaara were consciously keeping a safe distance.

Ever since Gaara became a Jinchūriki, the One-Tailed Chakra has gone berserk quite often, causing some damage to the village each time.

Judging from Gaara's current state, even Rasa would think that the power of the tailed beast within Gaara might go berserk again.

However, the One-Tailed Beast inside Gaara didn't cause any trouble.

Having vented his anger, Gaara regained some composure.

……

If we're talking about who's the angrier in Sunagakure right now, it's definitely Rasa.

Whether it was Rasa himself being killed by Orochimaru, or Rasa's son Gaara being killed by Deidara, it was enough to make Rasa very angry.

"Orochimaru!" Rasa's expression turned grim.

Since the light screen says he will be killed by Orochimaru, what if he does kill Orochimaru?

However... killing Orochimaru won't be easy.

Orochimaru's ability to survive is top-notch.

As for killing Orochimaru, the benefits outweigh the drawbacks!
Konoha should at least express their gratitude.

As for whether he could defeat Orochimaru, Rasa didn't think about it in detail.

Rasa is at least a Kazekage, he should be stronger than Orochimaru!
The fact that Orochimaru could kill him on the light screen was definitely due to a sneak attack.

Just like Sasori ambushed the Third Kazekage.

Ninjas have high attack but low defense; if they are careless, it is not surprising that a strong ninja can be ambushed by a weak one.

However, after calming down, Luo Sha gave a wry smile.

Trying to kill Orochimaru before even dealing with Sasori is clearly inappropriate.

At this point, even Orochimaru's location is still unknown, let alone a strategy to eliminate him.

Furthermore, Konoha has been allowing Orochimaru to run rampant.

After all, we didn't see Konoha send out a large number of ninjas to hunt down Orochimaru.

Oh, and there's also Deidara.

A disciple of the Third Tsuchikage, Onoki, a little kid who wasn't very old.

……

Yunyin.

According to some Cloud Village ninja, only the Cloud Village and the Mist Village among the Five Great Ninja Villages have never killed the Kazekage.

The Sand Village had Sasori who killed the Kazekage, the Leaf Village had Orochimaru who killed the Kazekage, and the Stone Village had Deidara.

As for those who killed the Third to Fifth Kazekage, they were all rogue ninjas, so that's nothing special.

Killing a Shadow, that's insane. No normal person would do that. It's no wonder he's a rogue ninja.

As for Sunagakure, it's not easy for them to demand an explanation from Konoha or Iwagakure.

Firstly, Orochimaru is no longer a Konoha ninja, but a rogue ninja, so Konoha won't take responsibility for any bad things he does. Secondly, the screen says that Orochimaru killed the Fourth Kazekage, so did Rasa die?
We can't condemn Orochimaru just because it was mentioned on the screen!
So, should the Cloud Ninja also kill a Kazekage?
Since the Fourth Kazekage hasn't been killed by Orochimaru yet, can the Cloud Ninja take the lead?
Of course, only a minority of people in the Hidden Cloud Village had these thoughts.

When the news reached the Fourth Raikage's ears, he angrily cursed.

A bunch of brainless idiots.

Why would you kill a Kazekage for no reason? Only someone with a screw loose would do that.

It would be more reliable to join forces with Sunagakure to attack Konoha than this.

The Fourth Raikage also had a goal: to make Kumogakure the strongest ninja village.

Now, the Fourth Raikage feels that the village's ninja strength is not too far from being the strongest among the Five Great Ninja Villages. With that strength, the next step is to consider launching a war and let the entire ninja world see the power of Kumogakure.

But when he thought of Konoha having Kakashi, Might Guy, Naruto and Sasuke, Fugaku with the Mangekyou Sharingan, Tsunade and Jiraiya, the Fourth Raikage frowned.

……

Kirigakure.

Mei Terumi was just watching for fun.

As for killing Feng Ying, she's not stupid enough.

Now, Wuyin is recuperating and resting.

In addition, we will also observe the changing landscape of the ninja world.

Of course, once the Ninja World War breaks out, Kirigakure will inevitably be drawn in as well.

Despite the unique geographical location of the Land of Water, with the ocean as a natural barrier, once the Ninja World War breaks out, neither Sunagakure, Konoha, Iwagakure, nor Kumogakure will allow Kirigakure to remain uninvolved.

After all, if Kirigakure doesn't participate, the other four great ninja villages will deplete their strength in the war, and in the end, wouldn't Kirigakure be the one to reap a huge benefit?

Mei Terumi has also done a lot of analysis on the current situation in the ninja world.

Meanwhile, the village's leaders also tried their best to analyze the situation.

Then there's the village's intelligence department, which is operating at full capacity.

Kirigakure had been under lockdown for quite some time, so they had fallen behind in terms of information. Therefore, after Mei Terumi became the Mizukage, she placed great importance on intelligence gathering.

(End of this chapter)