Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 281 A Hokage without the Uchiha buff isn't a good Hokage?

What is the core of Konoha? The answer is the Hokage.
What is the core of a good Hokage? The answer is the Uchiha clan. A Hokage without the Uchiha clan's influence is not a good Hokage.

Konoha.

Hiruzen Sarutobi, and now Jiraiya, the Hokage, both had a bad feeling.

That was the Kazekage, and now it's the Hokage?

At this moment, some people in Konoha were also sighing.

Because Konoha is the main character, it appears frequently on the screen.

As the main character, this is certainly quite good.

However, appearing frequently on the light screen is not a good thing for Konoha.

This resulted in the leakage of a lot of information about Konoha.

In the group chat, both Hashirama and Tobirama were a little uneasy.

[Tobirama thought to himself: "Light Curtain, I advise you to be careful. Don't try to be clever. The ninja world should value harmony. Don't go too far. Smearing the Hokage won't do you any good."]

The relationship between the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, and Madara Uchiha was ambiguous, which is why he became known as the God of Shinobi.

Hashirama: ? ? ?
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Hashirama was also dissatisfied.

What do you mean by saying he and Madara have an ambiguous relationship? He and Madara have a purely platonic friendship!

If it weren't for Black Zetsu's scheming, Madara would have stayed in Konoha and worked with him to build up the village, and many of these troubles wouldn't have happened.

However, the screen showed that his relationship with Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha was ambiguous, which gave him a headache.

Ban, who was still forbidden to speak, could only curse loudly in the Pure Land.

As for the group chat, not only was Hashirama angry, but Tobirama, Izuna, and many other members were also furious.

[The Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, was essentially a weakling because he lacked the Uchiha clan's advantage.]

Tobirama: ...

Tobirama, who was already angry, became even angrier.

Then, a notification appeared in the group chat that Tobirama's rage level had exceeded 70%, and soon it exceeded 80%.

However, Tobirama's anger level did not reach 90%, let alone 100%, it was still far from that.

The Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, is known as the 'Strongest Hokage,' so I won't elaborate on his status as an old man.

Hiruzen Sarutobi breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the light barrier would pull out Kagami Uchiha!

He and Kagami were teammates, although Kagami was not as important to him as Danzo.

Minato, inside Death's belly, tensed up.

Following in order, after the First, Second, and Third Hokage, he became the Fourth Hokage.

"Give me a no-explanation answer too!" Shui Menkou said.

The Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, was killed by a single fingernail from the Nine-Tails.

Nine-Tailed Fox: ? ? ? That's right, that's exactly it. I killed Yongdai with a single fingernail.

[The Fifth Hokage Tsunade's younger brother dies, her boyfriend dies on the battlefield, her backup boyfriend sinks to the bottom of the sea, and her teammates become her sisters...]

Tsunade:……

The feelings evoked by the rope tree and the broken tree in the Pure Land are complex.

So, if there had been an ambiguous relationship between Uchiha and Tsunade, Tsunade wouldn't have suffered such a terrible fate?

Shaking his head, Rope Tree felt that he had almost been led astray by the light screen.

The light screen wasn't a proper, good light screen.

What's being broadcast now is clearly nonsense.

far-fetched.

Jiraiya remained silent in Konoha, so was he Tsunade's backup plan?
It's not hard to understand from the literal meaning.

Jiraiya's original fate was to be killed by Pain, and his body sink to the bottom of the sea.

As for Tsunade's teammate becoming her sister, it goes without saying that it's Orochimaru.

Speaking of which, the screen once showed a 'Great Snake Princess' with her figure, looks, and long legs... At that moment, even Jiraiya felt that Tsunade didn't look like her.

Orochimaru's current feelings are certainly not good.

……

"Kakashi, what are you so nervous about?" Guy asked, looking at Kakashi beside him with a puzzled expression.

Kakashi didn't want to talk. What was he so nervous about?
The screen clearly states that Kakashi is the Sixth Hokage.

After Tsunade, it was his turn.

It's not hard to guess that mentioning Kakashi would definitely involve Obito.

as predicted……

The Sixth Hokage, Kakashi Hatake, missed Obito Uchiha his entire life, and their relationship ultimately became a love-hate one. Known as "50/50" in the martial arts world, he believed that no matter who you were, he could go toe-to-toe with you. In the end, he even used his Kamui Susanoo to seal Kaguya.

Kai looked at Kakashi in disbelief.

As for Kakashi, he seemed to have lost all will to live.

Light screen, could you please refrain from saying things that could be misunderstood?
What do you mean by saying he missed Obito his whole life?

He and Obito had a love-hate relationship.

Could it get any more outrageous?

Most importantly, there's Kakashi's reputation...

One "Thousand Years of Killing" incident severely damaged his reputation.

Looking at Kakashi, who seemed utterly hopeless, Guy gave him a strange look.

Kakashi actually liked Obito!
"Kakashi, even if the person you like is Obito, I won't laugh at you," Guy said to Kakashi earnestly.

Anyway, it's Kakashi who likes men, not Might Guy.

Kakashi:? ? ?

The next moment, Kakashi launched a Lightning Blade attack on Guy.

Kai reacted quickly, using physical techniques to block Raikiri.

Even though Kakashi didn't use his full strength or his Sharingan, Guy still managed to defeat the first gate.

"Boom~"

Kakashi's Lightning Blade was blocked by Guy.

There was a large crater in the ground.

……

Naruto and Sasuke were also panicked.

After Kakashi, it goes without saying that it's Naruto.

By the way, Hinata was frowning at this moment. She had a crush on Naruto, but in Naruto's heart, Sasuke was the most important person!

[The Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, chased after Sasuke Uchiha his entire life. He had the protagonist's halo, was the son of the Fourth Hokage, the child of prophecy, the reincarnation of Ashura, a hero of Konoha Village, a hero of the Fourth Shinobi World War, and the pinnacle of the ninja world.]

This review shows that the Hokage who benefited from the Uchiha clan's influence fared well, while those without it, such as the Third, Fourth, and Fifth Hokage, fared poorly.

At this moment, Sasuke's face darkened. What did Naruto mean by chasing him his whole life?

At this point, Sasuke found Naruto extremely disagreeable.

To form a bond with Naruto? Sasuke and Naruto are mortal enemies.

Furthermore, why is Naruto chosen as the Seventh Hokage, but Sasuke can't be Hokage?

Since the Uchiha clan has never produced a Hokage, Sasuke will become the first Hokage with the surname Uchiha.

As for Naruto, he looked completely exasperated.

He chased Sasuke his whole life? Are you kidding me?

He could reluctantly accept the screen's description of Naruto Uzumaki as a hero, the pinnacle of the ninja world.

……

Obito, somewhere in the ninja world, was also filled with anger.

Now, what Obito hates most is the light barrier.

The only person Obito liked was Rin.

As for Kakashi, he's just a regular friend.

"The evil light barrier, the damned light barrier, how can it be repaired~" Obito gritted his teeth in anger.

In addition, Obito's gaze also fell on the chat group on the light screen.

Lin is on the member list in the group.

Judging from her nickname, we know that Lin is currently in the state of an undead, and she is still online.

As for what Rin is thinking now, Obito has no idea.

Obito only hoped that Rin wouldn't believe the nonsense on the screen.

I believe Lin possesses this level of judgment.

Lin didn't say anything in the group chat.

But somewhere in the Pure Land, Rin was far from at peace. Kakashi likes Obito?

This left Lin feeling unsettled.

Of course, Lin didn't completely believe what the light screen said; she was skeptical.

……

White Fang panicked. Kakashi chose to stay single because of Obito?

Kakashi is trying to wipe out the Hatake clan!

He sighed. Hatake Sakumo had been too hasty; he shouldn't have committed suicide back then.

If he were still alive, Kakashi wouldn't have remained single all this time.

On the one hand, White Tooth simply couldn't accept that his son liked a man.

On the other hand, the Hatake clan is small in number and needs Kakashi to expand their family!

……

Jiraiya was starting to panic.

Jiraiya had no connection with the Uchiha clan.

So, how badly would he be without the Uchiha buff?
Suddenly, an idea popped into Jiraiya's head.

Or should he take Sasuke as his apprentice?
Naruto was also taken as a disciple.

He has an Uchiha disciple, and he doesn't plan to be Hokage for too long, so there shouldn't be any problems!
It wasn't that he was afraid; it was just that he was trying to resolve the rift between the Uchiha clan and the village, and also to nurture Sasuke and Naruto. Yes, that's it.

As for Naruto's father being Jiraiya's disciple, that's fine; each case has its own interpretation.

……

Hiruzen Sarutobi was also thinking; he was no longer the Hokage.

However, he was no longer the Hokage when the Fourth Hokage was in power, but he resumed power after Minato's death.

If Jiraiya had died younger than him, would he have wanted to regain power?

"Or... should I take Sasuke as my disciple?" Sarutobi had a sudden thought. He only had three disciples: Orochimaru, Tsunade, and Jiraiya.

As for taking Sasuke as another disciple, that requires careful consideration.

Although Sarutobi is no longer the Hokage, he still wields immense influence in the village.

Sasuke is the son of the Uchiha clan leader and one of the twins of destiny mentioned on the screen. Therefore, if Sarutobi were to take Sasuke as his disciple, the impact would certainly be significant.

At this moment, Sarutobi was weighing the pros and cons in his mind.

For a moment, he couldn't make up his mind and needed to think it over carefully.

……

"An evil light curtain, an evil light curtain~"

Tobirama was furious about the Pure Land.

This was the first time he had ever been this angry.

Tobirama's anger level has now soared to 92%.

Does the Hokage need the Uchiha clan's support?
Nonsense.

This is likely to make Sunagakure and Kumogakure laugh their heads off.

Looking in the group chat, some members were laughing; some were from Sunagakure, some from Kumogakure, and others from Iwagakure and Kirigakure.

As for the Uchiha members in the group, they were all unhappy.

The Uchiha clan members in Konoha all looked unwell.

Now, whenever Naruto is mentioned, the next question is whether the Naruto has the Uchiha buff.

And suddenly, fewer and fewer kids were clamoring to become Hokage.

……

Fugaku was not surprised to see that the clansmen around him all had angry expressions.

Even Fugaku himself was angry.

A Hokage without the Uchiha clan's influence isn't a good Hokage?

Is this praising the Uchiha clan? There's no need for that.

While saying this might make it seem like the Uchiha clan is very important, and that whoever becomes Hokage should be treated kindly towards the Uchiha, it's clearly just the screen talking nonsense.

Fugaku didn't believe what was said on the screen either.

But if you say that what's on the screen is wrong, that's also...

Tell me, wasn't the First Hokage the God of Shinobi? Everyone knows that.

As for the Second Hokage, his life was quite tragic.

The Fourth Hokage also suffered a tragic fate.

According to what the screen says, the third and fifth generations will also be tragic!
Kakashi and Naruto achieved much more.

"This is an insult to our Uchiha clan!" an elder said angrily.

“That’s right,” someone immediately echoed.

This nonsense on the screen may seem harmless, but it could cause some trouble for the Uchiha clan.

In particular, it affected the reputation of the Uchiha clan.

For a ninja clan, the clan's name is of great importance.

Many ninjas believed that while a clan could be exterminated, its name could not be tarnished.

Fugaku also shared this idea.

Suddenly, someone looked at Fugaku with a strange expression.

When the Fourth Hokage was alive, Fugaku and the Fourth Hokage had a decent relationship.

"If the clan leader had formed a deep bond with the Fourth Hokage, wouldn't the Fourth Hokage have survived?" one of the people behind Fugaku wondered.

Even if what's shown on the screen is utter nonsense, people will still interpret what's being said on the screen.

……

Black Zetsu, hiding in the shadows, was also analyzing the situation.

It seems that Konoha really is the main character.

Konoha ninjas frequently appeared on the light screen.

This is a good thing for Black Zetsu, who doesn't want to appear on the screen, and he's not a Konoha ninja.

Therefore, the chances of him appearing on the light screen in black will be less.

Currently, Black Zetsu's biggest concern is still the Gedo Mazo.

The Demonic Statue of the Outer Path was sealed on the moon.

To revive the Ten-Tails, the Gedo Mazo needs to absorb the chakra of the nine tailed beasts.

Without the Gedo Mazo, capturing the Tailed Beasts is useless.

The Rinnegan can summon the Gedo Mazo.

However, Nagato's Rinnegan belonged to Madara, so Nagato couldn't fully utilize it.

Most importantly, the Gedo Mazo was sealed on the moon by Awei. Even if Madara is resurrected and retrieves the Rinnegan, he may not be able to summon the Gedo Mazo.

“Nagato already knows that Wei possesses the Tenseigan, and also knows that the Gedo Mazo has been sealed by Wei,” Black Zetsu secretly pondered.

Although Nagato rejected the Infinite Tsukuyomi, he wanted to become the Ten-Tails' Jinchūriki.

As for what Nagato will do after becoming the Ten-Tails' Jinchuriki, Nagato himself knows, but perhaps Konan might know a little.

Black Zetsu, of course, supports Nagato becoming the Ten-Tails' Jinchūriki.

Given the current situation, Nagato will likely target Awei next.

If Nagato could take down Awei, that would be ideal.

Rinnegan vs. Tenseigan: Which is stronger?

Even Black Zetsu dared not say.

As for Nagato and Awei continuing their collaboration, that's unlikely.

After all, the fact that Awei was able to defeat Kaguya's clone, seal the Gedo Mazo, and possess the Tenseigan made Nagato uneasy.

For Nagato, it's fine for Awei to be strong, but not too strong.

Although Itachi was quite strong, Nagato wasn't worried because he believed that Itachi couldn't cause any major trouble under his Rinnegan.

"Nagato and Awei are bound to have a battle," Black Zetsu concluded, and he simply watched and observed.

If Nagato can't beat Awei, he'll need to save Nagato.

If Nagato defeats Wei, he needs to expand his advantage and kill Wei in one fell swoop.

The thought of Ah Wei filled Black Zetsu's eyes with hatred.

He had worked hard for thousands of years to finally bring his mother to life. Although it was only an avatar of his mother, it still excited him. If it weren't for Awei, his mother would definitely have been able to transform from an avatar into her original form.

Therefore, Black Zetsu's hatred for Ah Wei was beyond measure.

Hei Jue's thoughts wouldn't be fulfilled unless he killed Awei.

(End of this chapter)