Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 282 Discussing Heroes Over Green Plum Wine

A murderous intent arose within Black Zetsu.

Furthermore, Ah Wei's survival is an uncontrollable factor for Black Zetsu.

Therefore, it is necessary to eliminate Awei.

However, Hei would never personally take action. It wasn't that he wasn't combative; it was just that his fighting ability was somewhat lacking.

Not very good at fighting.

Besides, we've already witnessed Awei's abilities on the moon.

Having obtained the power of the giant Tenseigan on the moon, Awei will undoubtedly become even stronger.

Even though Nagato has the Rinnegan, it doesn't necessarily mean he can defeat Awei.

[Discussing heroes over plum wine!]

Suddenly, a title appeared on the screen.

This piqued Black Zetsu's curiosity.

Hero?

Looking across the ninja world, there are very few who can be called heroes.

Not only was Black Zetsu watching curiously, but countless eyes throughout the entire Naruto world were also watching.

The plums were ripe, and Konan picked a basketful. She also brewed some wine. Not long after, Minato arrived.

Xiao Nan: ? ? ?
Watergate: ? ? ?
In the beautiful courtyard, Konan and Minato sat facing each other, drinking heartily. When they were halfway through their drinks, Konan asked, "You have been to the wilderness for a long time and must know the heroes of the gladiatorial arena. Please name one."

Jungle area?

Gladiator arena?
What is this and what?

Even Minami and Minato were completely baffled.

Minato: "How can the naked eye know heroes?"

Xiao Nan: "Don't be so modest!"

Minato: "B2 bomber Deidara, who has ravaged countless lives, can he be considered a hero?"

Xiao Nan laughed: "A duck with broken wings! I have already humiliated it!"

Minato's face was covered in black lines.

Yin Jiuwei covered her mouth and laughed.

His name is Minato Namikaze, not Minato.

As for Deidara, he was a bit confused.

B2 bomber?
And what about Minami's opinion of him? Does she look down on his Deidara art?

Even though Konan holds a special position in the organization, if someone looks down on Deidara's art, then they are on their own death track.

Even Pain, no, Nagato, cannot look down on Deidara's art.

Minato: "Pain of Akatsuki, a god has descended. Can you be a hero?"

Xiao Nan: "A brainless idiot, utterly clumsy, unworthy of being called a hero."

Nagato:? ? ?
Jodo Yahiko was barely speaking. He was already dead, and Nagato had actually left his corpse in such a state... It was truly...

Also, doesn't Xiao Nan on the screen look a bit too ethereal?
Minato: "There is a man known as the Professor of Ninjutsu, whom we fight across servers for. Is Hiruzen Sarutobi a hero?"

Konan: "The Third Hokage was a name without substance; he was not a true hero."

Sarutobi: ...

Jiraiya's disciple has become so arrogant?
However, I think I understand a little bit now.

The screen is probably showing some kind of game!
This world is Naruto, created by beings from a higher-dimensional world, so it's not surprising that they would develop more Naruto-themed games.

Minato: "There is a man full of vigor and courage, whose strongest genjutsu, Body Flicker Shisui, is he not a hero?"

Xiao Nan: "How can someone as insignificant as centimeters compare to me? They are not heroes!"

Xiao Nan suddenly felt a little panicked.

She never expected this!

This isn't the first time it's appeared on the light screen; in the past, it was almost always accompanied by 6000 billion explosive tags, highlighting its extravagance.

This time there were no detonating tags, but the floatiness was highlighted.

How could Xiao Nan be as arrogant as she appears on the screen?

This is blatant defamation of her reputation!
Even the still water in the Pure Land was stunned.

And him?
The strongest illusion?
Kotoamatsukami truly deserves the title.

However, this Xiao Nan is getting a bit arrogant.

It seems she lacks a good beating. I used to feel a little sympathy for Konan when I saw her being stabbed by Obito on the screen, but now I feel completely sympathetic towards her.

Minato: "The Red Sand Scorpion, enduring through time, could he be considered a hero?"

The scorpion trembled.

Xiao Nan, I hope you won't be ungrateful.

Xiao Nan: "A despicable scoundrel, a corner warrior, I despise him as a hero!"

scorpion:……

He was considering turning Xiao Nan into a human puppet.

It should be a good addition to any collection.

Minato: "Uchiha Itachi, Amaterasu Tsukuyomi, can he be a hero?"

Xiao Nan: "After several major setbacks, his peak has passed. He's now using reverse clones; how can he be considered a hero?"

Itachi remained expressionless; he wasn't angry at all.

He has a very large capacity for tolerance.

From his perspective as a Hokage, the screen was showing a game, so he, Uchiha Itachi, had become a character in a game.
Minato: "Kamui Card Master, with your ever-changing skills, can you become a hero?"

Xiao Nan: "A massive recovery time, a suicidal ultimate move—not fit for a hero!"

Kakashi: Does this "Kakashi" refer to me?
Only Obito and he possess Kamui, so it must refer to him.

Although Xiao Nan belittled him, he wasn't angry.

Minato: "What about the legendary Sannin, Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru, among others?"

Xiao Nan: "A mere washed-up person, a warehouse commodity, not worth mentioning!"

Orochimaru:……

Tsunade: How dare you talk to me like that? This Konan is asking for trouble.

Jiraiya: Konan, she...

Nagato was also worried for Konan.

This time, the light screen is really hostile towards Xiao Nan!

Is this some kind of scheme to ruin Xiao Nan?
Minato: "Besides this, I know nothing about water."

Xiao Nan: "A true hero possesses a bugged movement ability, unstoppable basic attacks, agile movements, unbreakable combos, and the ability to chain ultimate skills into other skills."

Minato: "Who can take on this role?"

Xiao Nan pointed at Shui Men, then at herself: "Among the heroes of the world today, only Brother Shui and I are worthy of the title."

“Konan, although I know you’re not the kind of person the light screen describes, this whole thing…” Nagato sighed.

To parrot what others say.

There were far too many people watching the light screen.

Therefore, Xiao Nan's reputation is likely to suffer.

However, Nagato was still considering how to help Konan.

Given Konan's importance to Nagato, he was willing to become an enemy of the entire ninja world in order to protect her.

As for Xiao Nan herself, she could no longer maintain her usual aloofness.

At this moment, Xiao Nan was completely distraught.

The light screen really screwed her over this time.

……

Nine-Tails: "Eternal Sister, Konan really thinks highly of you!"

Minato frowned.

Konan is also a disciple of Jiraiya, so she's his junior sister!

And the Xiao Nan on the screen was far too arrogant.

Minato never considered himself a hero. If he were to name a hero, he would say Jiraiya deserves the title.

However, judging from what's being said on the screen, it seems they're discussing some kind of game?
Shuimen was not without curiosity.

It must be some kind of game, but Minato never played it.

If the characters were some of the most powerful ninjas in the ninja world, then it would definitely be a great game.

For a moment, Minato even considered giving the game a nice name.

When it comes to naming things, Minato is a professional.

……

"Sister Nan~" Naruto stared blankly at the light screen.

Naruto spent some time in Amegakure and had contact with Konan.

In Naruto's memory, Konan was a nice older sister.

But on the light screen...

His dad was actually discussing heroes with Xiao Nan.

Wasn't Sister Xiao Nan being a bit too arrogant in her words?
They actually didn't take Deidara, Sasori, Shisui, the Third Hokage, and the Legendary Sannin of Konoha seriously.

For Naruto, this was completely different from the Konan he remembered. While Naruto was still in surprise, Sasuke was already angry.

Sasuke was especially angry when he saw Konan belittling Itachi on the screen.

After all, Sasuke is a brother-complex guy. Oh, wait, I meant Itachi is Sasuke's older brother.

Although Itachi is now a rogue ninja, Sasuke had already guessed it.

Itachi was an undercover agent for the Akatsuki organization.

Therefore, Itachi did not betray the village; everything he did was for the village's benefit.

Even if Itachi did betray the village, he was still Sasuke Uchiha's brother, and it was not Konan's place to belittle him.

At this moment, Sasuke's Sharingan was fixed on Konan on the screen.

Even if Konan really has 6000 billion explosive tags, Sasuke will give her a good beating sooner or later.

Both Itachi and Shisui were Uchiha.

Is the Uchiha clan something Konan can belittle?
……

Jiraiya was thinking about it seriously.

Jiraiya had contact with Konan both when she was a child and when she grew up.

Therefore, Jiraiya was quite clear about Konan's personality.

"Konan isn't the person she is on the screen," Jiraiya muttered to himself.

From this perspective, Xiao Nan's reputation has been damaged.

However, Xiao Nan is probably in some trouble.

Are Minato and Konan the only heroes in the world?

So Minami thinks so highly of Minato?
Jiraiya smiled strangely.

It must be a setting in the game.

In Amegakure, the Akatsuki organization is quite powerful, but Jiraiya still decided to do his best to help Konan.

……

Fugaku stared blankly at the light screen.

The conversation between Minato and Minami on the light screen left Fugaku speechless.

Fugaku's mind went blank for a moment.

However, Fugaku then came to his senses.

Coming to his senses, Fugaku couldn't help but sigh, realizing he had truly underestimated Minami.

With 6000 billion explosive tags, even the legendary Sannin and Sasori of the Red Sand were beneath his notice.

But would someone like that be killed by Obito?

Obito is truly terrifying.

However, Obito also had the surname Uchiha.

It should be said that Uchiha was stronger.

The problem is that the Uchiha clan is not united.

If everyone works together, shares the same goal, and focuses their efforts in one direction, becoming Hokage wouldn't be too difficult!
Now, Fugaku has a pair of kaleidoscopes, but he doesn't dare to do anything reckless.

A pair of kaleidoscopes alone is not enough.

Although Itachi also has a kaleidoscope, for Itachi, the clan is not as important as the village!
The lack of power prevented Fugaku from making any rash moves.

Therefore, Fugaku would quickly nip any extreme tendencies that arose within the clan in the bud.

The Uchiha clan simply doesn't dare to go to extremes now, as that would only lead to their own destruction.

Many members of the clan have a narrow vision, lack understanding of reality, and overestimate their own strength as well as the strength of the Uchiha clan.

A pair of kaleidoscopes is enough to crush the entire Uchiha clan.

However, the image of Minami on the screen still affected Fugaku.

Something seemed to be taking root and sprouting in Fugaku's heart.

……

"Hmph, ignorant of their own limitations." Madara said with a disdainful look.

Even if Konan were to produce 6000 billion explosive tags, Madara would remain unfazed.

For truly powerful individuals, the number of explosive tags has limited effect.

Ban has a way to deal with 6000 billion explosive tags.

Madara was annoyed when he saw Konan's arrogance on the screen. Even he, Madara, wasn't that arrogant, so why was Konan so arrogant?
In Ban's opinion, Konan deserved a beating.

Also, on the screen, Konan and Minato are discussing Gouketsu, but why isn't Madara there?

There's no Hashirama either, does that mean Madara isn't a hero?

As for Hashirama, he could barely be considered a hero, although he was a bit inferior to Madara Uchiha.

The fact that he and Hashirama didn't appear on the light screen—was it because Konan didn't dare to belittle them?

Very likely.

After all, it takes courage to belittle him and Hashirama. Konan is a woman; even if she had the guts, she probably wouldn't dare.

……

Deidara and Sasori of the Red Sand are both preparing to return to Amegakure.

It's necessary to teach Xiao Nan a lesson.

Even if they're just spouting nonsense on the screen, then so be it, Xiao Nan is just unlucky.

At the same time, Kakuzu's gaze turned towards the Land of Rain.

Kakuzu is no longer in the Land of Rain.

Right now, Kaku is very busy and can't leave. Even if he returns to the Land of Rain, it will take some time.

However, he underestimated Xiao Nan.

It's certain that Xiao Nan is famous.

No, Xiao Nan is already famous.

When the screen announced that Konan had 6000 billion explosive tags, Konan's name became known throughout the ninja world.

This time, however, it has made Konan even more famous in the ninja world.

Xiao Nan probably won't be happy.

Kaku could easily imagine how Xiaonan felt right now.

But Kakuzu showed no sympathy.

Konoha placed another order for 20 explosive tags, and Kakuzu contacted Konan, but Konan said she didn't have any.

How can someone with 6000 billion explosive tags not produce 20?
Therefore, Xiao Nan is not very proactive in selling detonating tags.

If Xiao Nan cooperates fully, she can definitely make a fortune by selling explosive tags.

For Kakuzu, making money is the greatest meaning.

Now, Kakuzu's ninja way is money.

……

Orochimaru's face was cold.

Xiao Nan...

Even if it's Pain, Orochimaru isn't afraid of him, so what is Konan?
Six hundred billion explosive tags are terrifying, but Orochimaru is not without a way to counter them.

For ninjas, once information is leaked, they can easily become targets.

And what is the most important piece of information about Konan? Undoubtedly, it's the large number of explosive tags.

The screen said that Xiao Nan had 6000 billion detonating tags.

There probably aren't that many now.

Even if Konan can only produce 1 million explosive tags right now, that's still terrifying enough.

Taking the scenario of Konan possessing 6000 billion explosive tags as an example, Orochimaru considered various countermeasures.

Therefore, if Orochimaru were to face Konan, even if she were to actually use 6000 billion explosive tags, he would have multiple ways to deal with her. He wouldn't be completely at ease, but he wouldn't be flustered either.

During the time he joined Akatsuki, he didn't have much interaction with Konan, so he didn't know much about her.

He is no longer a member of the Akatsuki.

From the moment he left Akatsuki, Orochimaru and Akatsuki became adversaries.

The Akatsuki will not let him go.

He knew that Deidara and Sasori were both looking for him.

He wasn't too afraid of Deidara or Sasori.

Orochimaru was rather wary of fighting Itachi.

As for Hidan and Kakuzu, Orochimaru didn't care at all.

Hidan's curse technique is bizarre, but it requires the target's blood to activate.

Even if Orochimaru bleeds a little during the battle and is obtained by Hidan, Hidan's secret technique cannot kill Orochimaru; at most, it can only kill a few snakes summoned by Orochimaru.

As for Kakuzu, Orochimaru knows enough about Earth Grudge Fear, so once they fight, dealing with Kakuzu won't be too difficult.

Orochimaru frowned when facing Awei.

Ah Wei is also someone Orochimaru fears.

Compared to Itachi, Awei seems to be stronger.

Most importantly, Orochimaru knew too little about Awei.

(End of this chapter)