Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 306 The 'Benefits' of Joining Akatsuki

Konoha Hospital.

The Uchiha ninjas who intended to seize Kakashi's Sharingan were forced to retreat.

He didn't dare to make a move when faced with several members of the secret service.

But these Uchiha ninjas weren't going to let Kakashi's Sharingan go; if they didn't succeed this time, there would always be another chance.

Besides these few Uchiha ninjas, many other members of the Uchiha clan shared the same attitude.

[Benefits of joining the Akatsuki organization.]

Suddenly, the Akatsuki organization was mentioned on the screen.

……

Somewhere in the ninja world, Orochimaru narrowed his golden snake eyes and licked his lips.

Orochimaru was a member of the Akatsuki organization.

As for the benefits of joining Akatsuki, Orochimaru didn't really notice any.

Of course, joining the Akatsuki organization must have its advantages.

However, with the appearance of the light screen, the Akatsuki organization became the recognized villains in the ninja world, which made their situation less than ideal and slowed their development.

[Join Akatsuki? We offer Konan to sleep with you, Kisame to scrub your back, Pain to buy rice, Itachi to cook, Deidara to take you to play in the mud, Sasori to help you with toys, we'll even mend your torn clothes, Hidan to beat you up when you're in a bad mood, and we have Zetsu to purify the air. Make a significant contribution and you can get a Tobi.]

Orochimaru:……

What's being said on the screen... doesn't seem to make much of a difference.

For a moment, Orochimaru's expression turned strange.

That being said, joining the Akatsuki organization does indeed offer many benefits.

However, these benefits held no appeal for Orochimaru.

In a laboratory not far behind Orochimaru, a White Zetsu was sliced ​​up and soaked in a medicinal dish.

Dou was recording various data.

……

Konan was in a relatively good mood after successfully inviting Kisame to join the Akatsuki organization.

However, the organization's sudden loss of members Awei and Itachi made Konan unable to be happy.

At this moment, Konan's face darkened when she saw the benefits of joining the Akatsuki organization on the light screen.

Xiao Nan offers to sleep with you?

This made Xiao Nan want to curse.

If Guangmu talks such nonsense, how will others view her in the future?

Not far behind Konan, Kisame, carrying Samehada, looked at her strangely.

"They even offer to sleep with you?" Kisame asked in surprise.

If it's true, Kisame might consider giving it a try.

Konan turned her head and stared coldly at Kisame.

Judging from Konan's expression, if Kisame dares to talk nonsense again, she'll probably throw a whole bunch of explosive tags at his head.

Kisame didn't dare to say anything more.

It's clear that Konan's emotions are unstable right now, so Kisame isn't going to provoke her.

As for what the screen said about Kisame rubbing backs, Kisame didn't care, but he liked to use Samehada to rub people's backs.

They also said that rubbing your back with sharkskin would be very refreshing.

……

Rain Ninja Village.

Pain looked furious.

Or rather, Nagato, who was manipulating Pain from behind the scenes, was furious.

Although Nagato wasn't mentioned on the screen, Konan and Pain were.

It was created from Yahiko's corpse, which was used by Pain.

Yahiko and Konan are both Nagato's close friends and hold an important place in his heart.

What is being said on the light screen?
Payne buying rice is one thing, but Minami sleeping with him?
This infuriated Nagato.

Although he knew he couldn't break the light barrier, Nagato still controlled Pain to fly in mid-air and then launched a ninjutsu attack on the light barrier.

A long-range ninjutsu attack on the light barrier cannot shorten the distance between the attacker and the barrier.

Whether standing on the ground or flying in the air, the distance between a long-range ninjutsu attack and the light barrier is a single point, which cannot be shortened at all.

Nagato himself wasn't surprised by this result, since he had tried attacking the light barrier before.

Many of the village's rain ninjas saw it.

Seeing Pain's anger, the Rain Ninja could understand.

Before the light screen revealed Nagato, only Konan in Amegakure knew of Nagato's existence. Everyone else thought Pain was a powerful ninja and never imagined that he was a puppet created from a corpse.

But now, Nagato's existence is no longer a secret.

Almost everyone in the village knew about it.

Therefore, Pain's anger was actually Nagato's anger.

As for why Nagato was angry, it was of course because of the light screen's mockery of the Akatsuki organization.

Most importantly, it damages Xiao Nan's reputation.

However, some people think that if what is said on the screen is true, then joining the Akatsuki organization would be the ultimate life win!

But seeing Payne's angry expression, few people in the village dared to whisper about it, let alone talk about it loudly.

……

"Nisan, you can cook today's meal!"

Uchiha clan.

Itachi looked at his little brother with a helpless expression.

Sasuke saw on the screen that joining the Akatsuki organization would provide Itachi with meals, but he had never eaten a meal cooked by Itachi before.

Itachi was speechless; he had never cooked in the Akatsuki!
Or rather, cooking is not something Itachi is good at.

However, since Little Bean wanted to eat the food he cooked, Itachi decided to satisfy him.

Itachi tried his best to fulfill his younger brother's requests.

Orochimaru: Liar! The Akatsuki's benefits are all fake. I'm a victim myself.

Itachi:?

Then Orochimaru's complaints appeared on the light screen.

Seeing the good benefits of the Akatsuki organization, Orochimaru resolutely joined, but the result was completely different from what he had imagined.

Xiao Nan offered to sleep with someone? It turned out to be a paper doll, and a paper doll made of explosive tags at that.

Kisame back massage? He'll give you a back massage with Samehada.

Payne buying rice? A spicy spicier spit.

As for Itachi's cooking, he used Amaterasu to cook, and Deidara also played with exploding clay.

Itachi was stunned when he saw the reversal on the screen.

“That makes more sense.” Itachi nodded.

As for Sasuke, his face showed a conflicted expression.

Amaterasu cooking? This food doesn't look very appetizing.

Suddenly, Sasuke didn't really want to eat Itachi's cooking anymore.

……

Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, and the others were all in a bad mood.

Upon seeing what was said on the screen, Hidan and the others had something they didn't know whether they should say or not.

Inside the Kamui dimension, Obito watched with great interest.

But Obito seemed thoughtful about what was being said about Tobi on the screen.

Obito was certainly no stranger to Tobi.

Tobi is a White Zetsu, but not an ordinary White Zetsu; he was created by Madara using Hashirama cells.

Hashirama's cells, combined with the Gedo Mazo and Yin-Yang Release, created a special White Zetsu, though not as special as Ah Wei.

Obito and Tobi have a pretty good relationship.

The screen mentioned Jue and Afei.

Absolutely evolved air?
It should be a perfect blend of black and white, half black and half white.

Black Zetsu, needless to say, is the will of Kaguya Otsutsuki, while White Zetsu is a 'weapon' created by Kaguya Otsutsuki.

However, White Zetsu's combat strength doesn't seem to be that great.

Kaguya believed that the White Army could deal with the Otsutsuki clan from beyond the heavens?
Perhaps Kaguya was too naive, or perhaps White Zetsu was not so simple.

If we're talking about who knows White Zetsu best, it's probably Kaguya.

"The Akatsuki..." Obito muttered to himself. He considered that he still needed to have more contact with the Akatsuki.

However, Nagato and Konan did not treat him well.

After all, it was revealed on the screen that Obito would kill Konan in the future.

This made Nagato and Konan wary of him.

It will obviously be difficult to cooperate with Nagato and Konan.

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Konoha.

"I was just thinking of joining Akatsuki, but now I think I should just give up!" a villager joked.

He's just an ordinary person.

The benefits of joining Akatsuki were just shown on the screen, and some people in Konoha were indeed tempted, not just ordinary people, but also ninjas.

But then the screen suddenly reversed, which made people give up the idea of ​​joining the Akatsuki.

Orochimaru, one of the legendary Sannin, was complaining on the screen.

Even a genius like Itachi Uchiha couldn't survive in the Akatsuki organization!

The Akatsuki organization doesn't have a very good reputation in the ninja world right now.

Konoha is still the strongest ninja village, after all.

Is staying in Konoha better than joining Akatsuki?

At this moment, an ANBU member arrived at the Uchiha clan's territory and approached Itachi.

Jiraiya asked Itachi to go.

Itachi could easily guess Jiraiya's purpose in seeking him out.

Konoha needs to gather more intelligence on the Akatsuki.

Although Nagato and Konan are both Jiraiya's disciples, Jiraiya's understanding of the Akatsuki organization is still limited, and he basically only knows about it through the light screen.

Since Itachi had been a member of Akatsuki for some time and had even become a full member, he must have known a great deal about the organization's internal workings.

Itachi headed towards the Hokage Building, feeling somewhat helpless.

He had revealed everything he knew about the Akatsuki organization to the village's higher-ups.

Now that Jiraiya is looking for him, he doesn't have any more information about the Akatsuki organization.

Gathering intelligence on the Akatsuki organization is not easy.

In fact, the information about the Akatsuki organization revealed on the screen was actually more extensive.

In hindsight, Itachi's decision to infiltrate the Akatsuki was a mistake; it was a complete loss.

Although he gathered some information about the Akatsuki, he had to kill 10 Sarutobi clan ninjas in order to become a full member of the Akatsuki. It is said that he killed 10 Jonin, but that is an exaggeration.

Regardless of the circumstances, Itachi had offended the Sarutobi clan.

When Itachi returned to the village, even though it was revealed that he had joined the Akatsuki as an undercover agent, many members of the Sarutobi clan still harbored hostility towards him.

Actually, given the current number of ninjas in the Sarutobi clan, 10 ninjas are nothing, but elites are a different story.

Although the Sarutobi clan has a large number of ninjas, only a small number are elite.

While it's not accurate to say that only one in a thousand Jonin is exceptional, it's certainly not one in a hundred.

It's quite normal for one Jonin to emerge from hundreds of ninjas, especially in Konoha, which is known as the cradle of geniuses. In comparison, the other four great ninja villages are somewhat inferior, and the smaller ninja villages are even less significant.

Because the Uchiha clan's territory was on the edge of the village, it took Itachi some time to reach the Hokage Building after leaving the clan's territory.

Some people also saw Itachi.

I was also a little curious about Itachi's sudden appearance at the Hokage Building.

Ignoring the stares of others, Itachi entered the Hokage Building.

Soon after, Itachi arrived at the Hokage's office.

"Fifth Hokage!" Itachi said respectfully.

At this moment, in Itachi's heart, the village still came first.

Itachi used to have great respect for the Third Hokage, but after seeing the light screen, influenced by it, the Third Hokage was no longer as great in Itachi's eyes.

As for Jiraiya, Itachi also held him in high regard.

Jiraiya was an amazing ninja.

The Third Hokage trained the Three Legendary Sannin, but Jiraiya's disciples were even more remarkable.

Minato Namikaze became the Fourth Hokage.

Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan have all achieved considerable success.

According to what was shown on the screen, Naruto was actually Jiraiya's disciple.

Jiraiya himself was steadfast in his pursuit of peace.

Because the Great Toad Sage prophesied that a chosen one would bring peace to the ninja world, Jiraiya embarked on a journey to find this chosen one.

After Jiraiya became Hokage, he became more and more reliable.

Itachi held Jiraiya in high esteem.

Jiraiya's attitude was also very gentle when he saw Itachi.

Although I think Itachi is a bit extreme, he is also a ninja with the Will of Fire.

Jiraiya considered teaching Itachi a lesson, hoping to prevent him from becoming too extreme.

However, Itachi was from the Uchiha clan, which made Jiraiya somewhat conflicted.

Getting involved with the Uchiha clan is just a problem.

Jiraiya could teach Itachi, but what would the village's higher-ups think?
As Hokage, Jiraiya could no longer be so carefree.

The stability and development of the village were Jiraiya's primary concerns.

As for summoning Itachi, it was obviously to learn more about the Akatsuki organization from him.

Itachi had already guessed it.

Therefore, Itachi was not surprised when Jiraiya asked the question.

But Jiraiya was going to be disappointed. Although Itachi had been an undercover agent in Akatsuki for a while, he didn't know much and told everyone he did know.

As for what's being shown on the screen now, it's not of much value.

Jiraiya was disappointed that he couldn't get any more information about the Akatsuki from Itachi.

Then, Jiraiya chatted with Itachi for a while.

Let's talk about the village and the Uchiha clan.

This is also what Itachi considered the most.

Itachi, of course, wanted the village to accept the Uchiha clan.

Although the village was the most important thing to Itachi, it didn't mean he didn't care about the Uchiha clan at all.

The best outcome would be if the village could accept the Uchiha clan.

However, if it were necessary to eliminate the Uchiha clan for the sake of the village's stability, Itachi would be in a difficult position.

If the Uchiha clan were to launch a coup, Itachi would definitely stop it.

Jiraiya sighed inwardly, realizing that the old man was absolutely right.

Through a casual conversation, Jiraiya gained a better understanding of Itachi and discovered that what the Third Hokage had said was indeed true.

Such a weasel is more reassuring.

But I can't be completely at ease.

After all, Obito is a good example.

Before he turned evil, Obito was a good kid, but after he turned evil, he became inhuman.

How many people in the village were killed by Obito?

So, what would happen if Itachi turned evil?

This makes it impossible for Sarutobi, Homura Mitokado, and others to fully trust Itachi.

We cannot let go of the Uchiha clan either.

At present, wiping out the Uchiha clan is not realistic. It's not that the village lacks the power, but that the price to pay for wiping out the Uchiha clan now would be too high for the village to bear.

Therefore, for the sake of the village's overall interests, we cannot be too harsh on the Uchiha clan.

And Itachi's respect for Jiraiya grew even stronger.

……

Itachi came out of the Hokage's office more than half an hour later.

After leaving the Hokage Building, Itachi didn't rush home.

Suddenly, a pair of malicious eyes looked at Itachi. Itachi turned his head and saw that it was a genin from the Sarutobi clan.

The father of Sarutobi, a genin who hates Itachi, was killed by Itachi. Although it was all for the sake of the village, he still harbors hatred towards Itachi.

In other words, neither the Third Hokage nor the Fifth Hokage allowed the Sarutobi clan to cause trouble for Itachi. In addition, he was only a Genin, while Itachi was a Kage-level shinobi. Therefore, they did not act rashly.

(End of this chapter)