Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 307 Kakashi: You're celebrating too soon.
"what?"

Kakashi, lying on his hospital bed in Konoha Hospital, suddenly froze.

At the same time, an announcement appeared in the chat group.

Because Kakashi's rage level reached 100%, enabling the virtual battle function, Kakashi is rewarded with one opportunity to change his nickname.

All members in the group use their real names as nicknames.

While not every member in the group wants to change their nickname, most members do.

Kakashi was also very interested in changing his nickname.

Meanwhile, things were also in turmoil in the group.

What? Kakashi can change his nickname now?!

[Kakashi, can I have the chance to change my nickname?]

I'll trade you a B-rank ninjutsu.

I'll offer 100 million taels to buy it.

……

Hashirama, Tobirama, and Hiruzen Sarutobi, among others, were also very interested in changing their nicknames.

Now, Kakashi has been given a chance.

So, could Kakashi give the opportunity to another group member?
[Kakashi: Sorry, this cannot be transferred; I can only use it myself.]

Many were disappointed upon hearing Kakashi's words.

Regardless of what others do, Kakashi has already started using the 'name change card'.

Kakashi was happy at the thought of being able to change his nickname.

[A: East of Kakashi, B: South of Kakashi, C: Northwest of Kakashi, D: Above Kakashi, E: Below Kakashi... Please select.]

Kakashi:? ? ?

It's not a matter of him changing it at will, but rather a multiple-choice question?
Looking at the options presented, Kakashi was at a loss for words.

I was initially very happy, but I guess I was too happy too soon.

Looking at the group chat again, it suddenly fell silent.

After a moment of silence, the group chat suddenly became lively.

The reversal was too fast. I used to envy Kakashi, but now I don't envy him at all.

As for Kakashi, everyone can understand how he feels right now.

Despite being given the chance to change his nickname, Kakashi remained silent for a moment before giving up. He suddenly felt that the nickname Kakashi was actually quite good, and that one should always be honest.

Besides, with so many people in the group, it's a bit embarrassing for Kakashi to change his nickname!

[Kai: Kakashi, let's go for 50/50! I think this nickname is pretty good.]

Aside from Kaka Dong and others, there's someone who's 50/50.

Therefore, Kakashi could change his nickname to "50/50".

Kakashi's face darkened; he would rather die than change his nickname to "50/50".

Kakashi now deeply loathes the phrase "50/50".

Today, this has become one of Kakashi's defining characteristics; it's practically a household name in the ninja world, if not universally acknowledged.

When Kai suggested in the group that Kakashi change his nickname to "50/50", some group members immediately agreed.

Kakashi himself remained silent.

Someone in the group tagged Kakashi, but Kakashi didn't respond.

At this moment, Kakashi's mentality hadn't collapsed yet, but he didn't want to speak in the group chat.

In other words, the opportunity to change one's nickname cannot be passed on to others; otherwise, Kakashi would definitely be giving up now.

Kakashi sighed and smiled wryly; he would rather he hadn't had the chance to change his nickname.

At this moment, the countdown for Kakashi to change his nickname also ended.

Kakashi didn't choose a nickname before the countdown ended, so a nickname was randomly selected for him as the countdown ended.

Kakashi was stunned for a moment.

The group chat suddenly fell silent again.

This is really unexpected.

With his eyes wide open, Kakashi sat up abruptly on the hospital bed.

If he doesn't choose, will you just randomly select one for him?
If you knew that, Kakashi wouldn't have used it at all.

I thought I could change my nickname however I wanted, but it turns out it's a multiple-choice question, that's so annoying.

At this moment, Kakashi was truly panicked.

[Group member Kakashi successfully changed his nickname to "Konoha's Thousand Years of Death".]

"What the hell..."

Kakashi almost coughed up a mouthful of blood.

If Kakashi had known it would turn out this way, he would have preferred to change his nickname to "50/50".

Even in the Pure Land, Hatake Sakumo remained silent.

Speaking of which, the Thousand Years of Death technique was not created by Kakashi, but by... Sakumo Hatake, the White Fang of Konoha. As for his motives, well, there's no need to go into details.

When he created this move, Hatake Sakumo never imagined that his son would one day be implicated by the Thousand Years of Death.

Now, Kakashi is known as the Thousand-Year Killer in the group chat.

This made Sakumo Hatake feel somewhat guilty, since if he hadn't created the Thousand Years of Death, things wouldn't be like this now.

"I hope Kakashi doesn't resent me," Sakumo Hatake muttered.

……

Inside the Kamui dimension, Obito laughed so hard he bent over.

Kakashi was given a chance to change his nickname in the group chat, which made Obito jealous.

But now, Obito's mood has improved.

"I wonder what Kakashi's expression is like right now. It must be very interesting," Obito thought to himself.

At this moment, Obito really wanted to sneak into Konoha again to see Kakashi's expression.

However, it would be inappropriate to infiltrate Konoha again.

Although confident in his Kamui, Obito did not dare to underestimate Konoha.

Konoha is still the strongest ninja village, with many powerful ninjas. If you are too careless, you will suffer a setback.

……

Danzo breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the name change card that Kakashi received couldn't be transferred. If he gave it to him and Kakashi used it, wouldn't he be given a random nickname like "Pot Shadow"? He would be so embarrassed.

Fortunately, it was Kakashi who was unlucky.

"The Thousand Years of Death in Konoha?" Danzo's lips curled into a mocking smile.

The topic of "Thousand Years of Killing" has also been revealed on the screen.

It's practically the epitome of lewdness and perversion.

For Danzo, this was a welcome development.

Danzo would have been happier if it had been Sarutobi instead of Kakashi.

Danzo hadn't completely given up on becoming Hokage, but he knew his chances were slim.

Danzo also analyzed the 'Otsutsuki Ichiraku' in detail.

There is no doubt that Shouda is just an ordinary person.

Therefore, hand-tying must have become a 'tool'.

Is it the soul of the Sage of Six Paths that has possessed Tekkaman?
Currently, neither Naruto nor Sasuke is at the Six Paths level, Madara Uchiha has not yet been resurrected, and Obito is not at the Six Paths level either.

Ichiraku Otsutsuki is at the Six Paths level, and combined with the light curtain, it's said that the Sage of Six Paths secretly protected Sasuke and Naruto.

The matter is quite clear: because his actions in Konoha were significant and affected the Sage of Six Paths' plans, the Sage of Six Paths wanted to eliminate him.

Since the Sage of Six Paths is going to possess an ordinary person's body, then the Sage of Six Paths should be in a soul state now.

The Sage of Six Paths in his soul form is most likely in the Pure Land.

Thinking about it this way, everything makes sense.

However, once it happens, it will happen again.

If he wants to become Hokage, he has to return to Konoha. But if he returns to Konoha, will 'Otsutsuki Ichiraku' reappear?

If his opponents were only Jiraiya and Sarutobi, Danzo wouldn't be afraid. But if it was the Sage of Six Paths preventing him from becoming Hokage, that would be troublesome. The more Danzo thought about it, the more gloomy his expression became.

He survived thanks to the Box of Bliss, but his strength was greatly diminished.

Even if he develops, he'll only be at the Super Shadow level; there's little chance he'll reach the Six Paths level.

Both Nagato and Madara, who possess the Rinnegan, are only at the Kage level.

As for those at the Six Paths level, they either need to become the Ten-Tails' Jinchūriki or have the Sage of Six Paths help them get a power-up!

Zero-tailed is not enough for him to reach the Six Paths level, so...

"Can this Box of Bliss allow me to reach the Six Paths level?" Danzo's gaze turned to the Box of Bliss behind him.

The Box of Bliss contains immense power.

The special techniques inside the box are difficult to understand.

Danzo's ninjutsu skills, while not as good as Sarutobi's, were still quite high, but he failed to understand the technique in the Box of Bliss.

The power contained within the Box of Bliss is simply unfathomable.

If Danzo were to fully master the power contained within the Box of Bliss, he felt that it might be possible for him to become a Six Paths level powerhouse.

Regardless, we should give it a try.

What if it succeeds?

As for obtaining the Rinnegan and becoming the Ten-Tails' Jinchūriki, Danzo would certainly not refuse if given the opportunity.

However, none of these are easy.

……

"It's over~" Kakashi's eyes were glazed over, his mind blank.

He is the Thousand-Year Killer of Konoha?

At that moment, Kakashi felt that his life was shrouded in darkness.

His father's suicide left him feeling utterly lost and hopeless.

Obito died, and he felt darkness.

Lin died, and he felt darkness.

The teacher and his wife also died, as did many others in the village, including children.

According to the will of fire, children are the seedlings of the village.

The Konoha ninjas who possess the Will of Fire should protect the village's young talents.

With his family gone, his best friend dead, his mentor gone, and the village gradually decaying, Kakashi felt lost and confused.

What did he protect?
All that hard work in training, and in the end, I couldn't protect anything.

What's the point of cultivation then?
Or perhaps, living doesn't really have much meaning!
Danzo acknowledged the darkness within him, and he joined Root.

But the Third Generation's Will of Fire awakened him.

Now, Kakashi is once again feeling the darkness of life.

At this time, several people came to visit Kakashi, including Might Guy, Genma Shiranui, Raido Namiashi, and Kurenai Yuhi.

The group also took the opportunity to reassure Kakashi.

Needless to say, Kakashi is definitely in a bad mood right now.

Kakashi was injured when he went to the Kamui dimension and faced Obito once again.

"Kakashi, actually the nickname 'Thousand Years of Death in Konoha' is quite nice~" Genma Shiranui comforted him.

Kakashi gave a deadpan look, and all that could be said was that Genma Shiranui knew how to comfort people.

However, Kakashi still felt the concern from these people.

and so……

"...Thank you for your concern, I'm fine," Kakashi said calmly.

Kakashi has experienced far more darkness than anything else; this is nothing compared to that.

"Haha, I knew Kakashi wasn't that fragile. He's a formidable rival I acknowledge," Guy said with a laugh, his enthusiasm undiminished.

Kakashi rolled his eyes.

However, being recognized by Kai... isn't shameful anymore.

Kakashi used to feel ashamed when Guy recognized his abilities.

But as Guy became known as Emperor Guy, countless people in the ninja world hoped to be recognized by him.

Currently, in Konoha Village, the person Guy most respects is undoubtedly Kakashi.

The screen showed that the three opponents Guy acknowledged were Kakashi Hatake, Madara Hoshigaki, and Kisame Uchiha.

Therefore, it's fair to say that Kakashi is the person Guy approves of the most!

Feeling that being recognized by Guy was alright, Kakashi took it all in stride.

"Kakashi probably wouldn't care about the Thousand Years of Death technique, would he?" Namiashi Raido said with a smile.

Kakashi's face darkened.

The statement about "parallelism" wasn't meant as a joke; it was a genuine feeling that Kakashi wouldn't care too much.

"You...you're right. Don't say it again." Kakashi suppressed the urge to punch Raido Namiashi, took a deep breath, and calmed himself down.

Raido Namiashi was about to say something more when Kurenai Yuhi stopped him.

Kurenai placed a bouquet of flowers she had bought next to Kakashi's sickbed; the flowers were from the Yamanaka clan's flower shop.

Actually, Kurenai Yuhi and Kakashi weren't very close.

Back in the Ninja Academy, Kurenai Yuhi and Kakashi had almost no contact.

On one hand, Kakashi was a prominent figure at the Ninja Academy, and on the other hand, he graduated early.

Generally, people start studying at the Ninja Academy at the age of 6 or 7. How old was Kakashi when he graduated? This tells us something.

After all, it normally takes six years to graduate from a ninja academy.

Those whose studies are shorter than 6 years are considered to have graduated early.

Now, even graduating early from the Konoha ninja's proofreading program is being strictly controlled.

Naruto and Sasuke both applied to graduate early, but neither application was approved.

Now that Naruto has mastered Shadow Clone Jutsu and Rasengan, and can also use a portion of the Nine-Tails' power, his strength far surpasses that of ordinary genin.

Sasuke's strength is also considerable, after all, he is a genius of the Uchiha clan.

Once the Sharingan is awakened, things won't be so simple anymore.

Therefore, if we criticize Sasuke and Naruto for graduating early, then they are now both genin of Konoha. After completing some missions, they could consider participating in the Chunin Exams.

Both Sasuke and Naruto had strong opinions about not being able to graduate early.

Seeing that Kakashi was alright, Genma Shiranui and the others left.

Not long after, another person came to visit Kakashi.

Even Naruto came to visit Kakashi.

Kakashi felt guilty when Naruto came to visit him.

After all, Naruto's parents treated him very well, but he didn't take good care of Naruto.

Jiraiya is not in the village.

Logically speaking, he should have taken good care of Naruto.

As a result, he did not take care of Naruto, and Naruto's childhood can be described as tragic.

They were ostracized by the villagers and suffered cold stares.

Even adults can't stand it. How did Kakashi's father die?

If the light screen hadn't revealed Naruto's background, he would still have been ostracized in the village. As for the idea that Naruto should work hard to gain everyone's recognition, that's actually laughable.

Once Naruto's true identity is revealed, at least a significant number of people in the village, if not everyone, will accept him, and no one will ostracize him anymore.

"Naruto, I'm sorry." Kakashi apologized to Naruto after all.

"I forgive you," Naruto said with a smile.

Kakashi should be happy to receive Naruto's forgiveness, but...

For some reason, Kakashi remembered the pranks that had been shown on the screen before.

Obito killed Naruto's parents, and Naruto forgave him. Pain killed Jiraiya, and Naruto forgave him. Toneri Otsutsuki almost stole Naruto's wife, and Naruto forgave him... Someone hit Sasuke, and he must be spared.

Shaking his head, Kakashi smiled bitterly to himself; he was truly deeply influenced by the light barrier.

(End of this chapter)