Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 345 Naruto: I, Sasuke, am blessed with many children

[Naruto: I, Sasuke, am blessed with many children...]

A novel appeared on the screen, and its cover was clearly displayed.

Almost everyone watching the light screen had a strange look on their face.

Sasuke + more children, more blessings?

Given that Tsunade had already given birth to several children for Sasuke in the previous introduction, it goes without saying that this is definitely mind-blowing.

Orochimaru, somewhere in the ninja world, looked on with amusement. Tsunade was probably watching the light screen as well, so Tsunade's reaction was entirely predictable.

Speaking of having many children and good fortune, is there any such thing in the ninja world?
It seems that only Senju Butsuma and Uchiha Tajima from before the ninja village era have something to say, since both Senju Butsuma and Uchiha Tajima had many sons.

Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were far inferior.

Madara Uchiha, in particular, never had a woman and remained a bachelor until his death.

Of course, Orochimaru also remained single.

Orochimaru has absolutely no interest in children now.

Orochimaru continued watching the light screen, knowing it was nonsense, but he was still looking forward to what would happen next.

……

Jiraiya, the Fifth Hokage of Konoha, was unable to calm down.

How many children did Tsunade have with Sasuke?

This is too outrageous.

"A born evil Uchiha brat." Jiraiya suddenly began to agree with the Second Hokage's oft-repeated phrase.

Of course, Jiraiya knew that the light screen was just nonsense.

However, even Jiraiya couldn't completely ignore it.

[Year 48 of Konoha was an eventful year. Uchiha Sasuke was born that year, a few months before Naruto. After all, Indra was the older brother, and Ashura was just the younger brother.]

Seeing Indra and Ashura mentioned again on the screen made Jiraiya think seriously.

This isn't the first time the light screen has been mentioned.

Including the incident with Ichiraku Otsutsuki.

It's absolutely certain that the Sage of Six Paths has been protecting Sasuke and Naruto from the shadows all along.

The Sage of Six Paths is currently in a soul form.

It is estimated that the Sage of Six Paths is in the Pure Land.

As for the "leek theory" mentioned on the screen, that's still uncertain.

However, the Otsutsuki Ichiraku that appeared was probably the soul of the Sage of Six Paths possessing the body of Teuchi, the owner of Ichiraku Ramen.

Tsuda was just an ordinary person, but the Sage of Six Paths possessed his body, yet he displayed unparalleled power, which also proves the power of the Sage of Six Paths.

"So, Sasuke really does have Indra's chakra, while Naruto has Ashura's chakra," Jiraiya muttered to himself.

Even though they knew that Naruto and Sasuke possessed the chakra of Indra and Ashura, they couldn't detect it.

It can only be said that Indra and Ashura's chakra are hidden and have not yet been activated.

However, the Sage of Six Paths did not help Sasuke and Naruto activate their powers.

Sasuke and Naruto are probably too young.

That said, Madara Uchiha was the reincarnation of the previous Indra, and Hashirama Senju was the reincarnation of the previous Ashura, but the Sage of Six Paths did not help Madara and Hashirama activate their powers.

I wonder what the Sage of Six Paths was thinking.

Looking at the year 48 of Konoha that appeared on the screen, Jiraiya sighed.

Minato and Kushina died in Konoha in 48.

Naruto became an orphan from birth.

This tragedy was actually caused by Minato's disciple, Obito Uchiha.

However, Obito was merely a pawn in Madara's game, and was outmaneuvered by him.

However, Madara was outmaneuvered by Black Zetsu.

All I can say is that the ninja world is incredibly complex.

[The Nine-Tails' rampage, the mess caused by Kenji, Itachi Uchiha holding the infant Sasuke, he single-handedly fought seven enemies, a good older brother, at the Konoha shelter, Itachi first met Izumi Uchiha, and Izumi's gaze was completely attracted to the adorable cub in Itachi's arms. The moment she saw Sasuke, Izumi had already thought of a name for the child.]

Sasuke:  …

He didn't know what to say; he was simply deeply shocked.

I knew it would be ridiculous, but I didn't expect it to be this ridiculous.

This is a smear campaign against him, Uchiha Sasuke!

This is also a smear campaign against Izumi-neechan!
In Sasuke's heart, Izumi is his sister-in-law.

Of course, Izumi and Itachi are somewhat estranged now.

It is also affected by the light curtain.

On the screen, Itachi had already wiped out the Uchiha clan.

In addition, there are Itachi's personality issues.

What would have happened to Itachi if the light screen hadn't appeared?

It's not hard to deduce that if the light barrier hadn't appeared, Itachi would most likely have personally wiped out the Uchiha clan.

Therefore, it's understandable why Itachi was not well-liked within the clan.

Even if Izumi and Itachi originally had some feelings for each other, those feelings are gone now.

Itachi has also changed a lot.

Next, Sasuke looked utterly hopeless; no, he was filled with humiliation.

The Sasuke on the screen is practically a succubus, and also a scumbag.

First it was Uchiha Izumi, then Yuhi Kurenai, Mitarashi Anko, and then Sakura and Ino, and even Hinata, who had a crush on Naruto, started having a crush on him.

Simply put, all the beautiful women like Sasuke.

When the beautiful girl stopped liking Sasuke, she turned into a fat old lady. That's right, I'm talking about Anko.

……

Pure Land, Uchiha Tajima didn't know what to say. Deep down, he hoped that the Uchiha clan would have many children and be blessed with good fortune, and grow stronger and stronger.

But if it's like this on a light screen, I can't quite accept it.

That's absolutely outrageous!

At this moment, Tajima was a little worried about Sasuke.

Sasuke is a genius of the Uchiha clan and their future. If he gets affected by the light barrier and his mindset becomes negative, it will be disastrous.

With a sigh, Tajima understood that Sasuke and Naruto were both chosen ones.

Naruto is the main character, and so is Sasuke.

Since he's the main character, he'll naturally receive different treatment and will be given special attention by the light screen.

It's uncertain how long this light screen livestream will last; it might be the same as last time, or it might be a little longer. And it's hard to say whether it will ever appear again after this livestream.

If the light screen continues to broadcast a lot of content, then Sasuke will inevitably appear on the light screen in the future.

However, this is already so outrageous, will it get even more outrageous in the future?
Looking at the light screen, Tajima grew increasingly disgusted with it.

Just then, Tajima had a strange feeling and turned to look in one direction.

After thinking for a moment, Tajima rushed over.

Not long after, Tajima saw Obito.

For a moment, Tajima fell silent, and so did Obito.

Tajima was in a spirit state, but Obito was not.

Because the Kamui dimension was connected to the Pure Land, Obito directly entered the Pure Land in his physical body.

Aside from being stabbed in the kidney, nothing else bothered Obito.

They searched for Lin in the Pure Land, but couldn't find her.

I didn't see the Sage of Six Paths either.

Whether the Sage of Six Paths was a exploiter or whether there was a true exploiter behind the scenes in the ninja world remains uncertain.

Obito was curious when he saw Tajima.

Tajima's soul also appears aged.

Furthermore, Obito could tell at a glance that this aged soul belonged to an Uchiha.

"My name is Uchiha Tajima," Tajima said, revealing his identity as soon as he opened his mouth.

Upon hearing the name, Obito was startled. He was familiar with the name; he knew it belonged to Madara Uchiha's father.

Instead of finding Rin, Obito ran into Madara Uchiha's father, leaving him speechless.

Despite his feud with Madara, Tajima was a respectable Uchiha.

Tajima was also a great clan leader of the Uchiha clan.

Even in the old era, Obito did not make a move against Tajima.

Tajima was also curious about Obito's appearance in the Pure Land.

Obito is not dead yet, so the Pure Land should not be a place for him.

“I’m here to find someone,” Obito said.

"Undead?" Tajima asked.

"Ok!"

Knowing that Obito came to the Pure Land to find a spirit, Tajima did not ask Obito who he was looking for.

Even without Obito saying anything, Tajima already had a guess in his mind.

It goes without saying that Obito came to the Pure Land to find Rin.

For Obito, Rin was the most important person.

It must be because of the "leek theory" mentioned on the light screen that Obito became uneasy, so he came to the Pure Land to find Rin while he was still alive.

If we wait until Obito dies and his soul arrives in the Pure Land, some things might be too late.

Tajima looked at Obito with a complicated expression.

Obito was indeed an anomaly in the Uchiha clan.

Before turning evil, Obito was a good kid, naturally optimistic and kind, and often helped old ladies cross the street. But after turning evil, Obito became inhuman, and he wouldn't hesitate to kill his teacher or his teacher's wife.

Despite causing the Nine-Tails' rampage and witnessing the destruction of Konoha and the deaths of many people, Obito remained unmoved.

The extreme nature of the Uchiha clan was perfectly embodied in Obito.

Even when it came to opening his Sharingan, Obito didn't follow the usual path. While others opened their Sharingan with a single tomoe, Obito, though a little late, opened it with a two-tomoe Sharingan.

One of my crushes died, and wow, my two-tomoe gems have instantly become a kaleidoscope.

In contrast, Sasuke, despite being the chosen one and the reincarnation of Indra, was enraged when his entire clan was wiped out and he activated his One-Tomoe.

Of course, Obito was a Chunin when he awakened his Sharingan, while Sasuke wasn't even a Genin yet, which is another reason.

Obito didn't want to say anything more to Tajima.

Tajima didn't follow Obito as he went to find Rin elsewhere.

However, since Obito was able to enter the Pure Land in his physical body, then the spirits of the dead in the Pure Land should also be able to leave!
Leaving the Pure Land might allow me to live a second life.

Thinking about it this way, Tajima was also unsettled.

Having spent too long in this pure land, Tajima would certainly not refuse the opportunity to leave if given the chance.

However, Obito had already left, which annoyed Tajima, as he had just forgotten to ask a few more questions.

Without Obito's guidance, it will be difficult for him to leave the Pure Land.

"I should still ask Obito," Tajima thought to himself.

Although we can no longer see Obito's back, we know which direction he is heading.

Following the direction Obito had left, Tajima quickened his pace.

However, Obito has yet to appear.

……

Inside the Kamui dimension, Kakashi sighed.

They entered the Pure Land with soil attached and never came out.

Kakashi is a little hungry now.

He patted himself down and found a erotic book, a few kunai and some shuriken, and oh yeah, a soldier's ration pill.

Although soldier pills don't taste good, they are filling and can restore chakra, even increasing the chakra limit of weak ninjas.

For an elite Jonin like Kakashi, the soldier pills aren't that useful.

Of course, one soldier's ration pill wouldn't be very effective for him, but if he ate a few more, they would be quite effective.

While thinking about it, Kakashi ate the only soldier's ration pill he had.

It's fucking hard to swallow.

But Kakashi still gritted his teeth and went ahead with it.

The effects were immediate after swallowing a single soldier's ration pill.

Kakashi immediately stopped feeling hungry, and his chakra also recovered somewhat.

Actually, there are different grades of military ration pills, and the inferior ones are not very effective.

Kakashi's is a high-grade soldier ration pill, which is much more expensive than the low-grade soldier ration pill.

However, whether it's the low-end or high-end military rations, the taste is not very good.

For Kakashi, it was nothing short of unpalatable.

Because they taste terrible, even though soldier pills are very useful for ninjas, they avoid eating them if possible.

However, there are also drawbacks if too many military ration pills are consumed.

Unable to leave the Kamui dimension for the time being, Kakashi wandered around and looked around.

If he could find the entrance to the Pure Land, he planned to enter it, not only to find Rin and Obito, but also to find his father.

As a result, Kakashi soon encountered Hanzo the Salamander.

Hanzo originally lived in the Pure Land, but discovered that he could leave the Pure Land, and thus came to this Divine Power Space.

Besides Hanzo, there must be some other spirits from the Pure Land who have also come to the Divine Might Space.

Some of the dead have even left the Kamui dimension and are wandering in the ninja world.

However, even in the Kamui dimension, the dead will dissipate over time, let alone in the ninja world.

As for possession by a spirit, it cannot bring the person back to life.

Resurrection is not easy.

Madara's soul arrived in the ninja world, possessed a person, and took on his own appearance. Only then was he truly resurrected through the Rinne Rebirth technique.

Even if Hanzo returned to the ninja world and possessed someone else's body, it wouldn't be a resurrection.

Finally, if one wishes to prevent their soul from dissipating, the only way is to return to the Pure Land.

"Kakashi?" Hanzo was surprised to see Kakashi.

Emerging from the Pure Land, Hanzo finds himself in another dimension, but he knows nothing about this dimension.

Encountering Kakashi was not unexpected for Hanzo.

Actually, if Kakashi hadn't been shown on the screen so often, Hanzo wouldn't have been familiar with him.

But through the light screen, Hanzo knew that Kakashi was no ordinary person.

Kakashi is someone who can go toe-to-toe with Kaguya Otsutsuki!

Sasuke and Naruto are both overpowered, Sakura is also overpowered, and Kakashi is no exception.

"You came from the Pure Land?" Kakashi asked.

After Hanzo was killed by Pain, his soul entered the Pure Land.

Since Hanzo's soul appeared before Kakashi, it must have come from the Pure Land.

Kakashi wants to enter the Pure Land, and Hanzo might be able to help.

"What is this alternate dimension?" Hanzo asked.

It was noticed that Kakashi's Sharingan was gone.

Upon seeing the numerous cubes in this alternate dimension, Hanzo seemed to understand something; perhaps he now knew what this alternate dimension was.

Kamui Dimension, an alternate dimension connected to by Obito Uchiha's Mangekyou Sharingan.

Obito's Kaleidoscope Eye Technique is closely connected to this alternate dimension.

Kamui's core is this alternate dimension.

"So, I'm in the Kamui dimension right now?" Hanzo thought to himself.

In the alternate dimension controlled by Obito, this is not a good thing for Hanzo.

If Obito had any bad intentions, wouldn't that be terrible?

Therefore, Hanzo immediately thought of leaving.

(End of this chapter)