Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 346 The Three Forbidden Rules of Ninjas! (Sasuke)
At the entrance of the Konoha Police Department, Fugaku felt extremely uncomfortable.

Although the person broadcasting on the screen was Sasuke, Sasuke was Fugaku's son, and the strange looks from everyone around were directed at Fugaku.

Looking at Sasuke's many children and the large group of beautiful women surrounding him on the screen, Fugaku really didn't know what to say.

On the light screen, Sasuke didn't need to train at all.

If you have one child, you get a three-tomoe Sharingan as a reward. If you have several children, you get a Mangekyou Sharingan. Then there's the Rinnegan, the Bloodline Elimination, the Bloodline Web, and so on.

But Fugaku was sweating bullets.

On the screen, Sasuke not only hooked up with Tsunade, but also with several beauties from the Hyuga clan, then Karin, Konan, and so on.

Kushina only escaped death because she died young.

Fugaku felt a little relieved; thankfully, Mikoto was Sasuke's biological mother.

However, even knowing that what's on the screen is nonsense, many people will still be unhappy after watching it.

Tsunade isn't in the village right now. If she were, she'd probably give Sasuke a good beating.

In addition, Fugaku was also worried that Sasuke was affected by the light barrier.

After all, Sasuke is still a child. If he sees the light screen and believes it to be true, it would be terrible.

"The three forbidden ninja techniques! Sasuke, please." Fugaku thought to himself.

Fugaku plans to go back and have a serious talk with Sasuke, to find out what Sasuke is thinking, and not let Sasuke go astray.

……

"Lady Tsunade, calm down." Shizune looked at Tsunade with a nervous expression.

Tsunade's face was dark.

You can tell from Tsunade's expression that she's very angry.

Tsunade rarely gets angry.

If Sasuke stood in front of Tsunade, Shizune had no doubt that Tsunade would beat Sasuke up.

Even though she knew Sasuke was actually innocent, Tsunade felt an urge to beat him up after seeing the light screen.

Even knowing that what was on the screen was complete nonsense, Tsunade couldn't remain calm.

Tsunade's fiery temper was completely out of control.

Calm down? Don't get angry?

"boom!"

Tsunade stomped her foot, creating a large crater in the ground.

The house behind Tsunade was affected and collapsed.

Tsunade, who already had a lot of debt, now has an even bigger debt to pay.

Jingyin looked helpless; in fact, she was also very angry after seeing the light screen.

After all, Shizune is Tsunade's disciple, and Tsunade's lover is Shizune's uncle.

It's just a shame that Kato Dan died so young; otherwise, he and Tsunade would have married long ago.

As for now, Shizune actually hopes that Tsunade and Jiraiya can get together.

In Shizune's opinion, Jiraiya is the most suitable person for Tsunade right now, and the two of them would definitely be very happy if they got together.

Shizune only wanted Tsunade to be happy.

However, Tsunade had no feelings for Jiraiya.

In Tsunade's eyes, Jiraiya was just her good comrade-in-arms, like a good buddy.

Now, the screen is saying that Tsunade is with Sasuke, has several children, and that Sasuke has a lot of women, which Tsunade can't stand.

"Where's my character design? Is this how I look on the screen?" Tsunade said angrily.

There's no limit to how outrageous things can get.

The Tsunade character depicted on the screen is completely wrong!
At this moment, looking at Sasuke on the screen, Tsunade couldn't stand the sight of him.

Suddenly, Tsunade began to support what her great-uncle had said: indeed, the Uchiha were a naturally evil clan.

……

Even in the Pure Land, the pillars seemed to come alive.

The light screen is a smear campaign against Xiaogang.

However, when Hashirama saw on the screen that Tsunade's children all possessed the potential to attain the Six Paths, he was somewhat stunned.

The Uchiha clan are descendants of Indra, and the Senju clan are descendants of Ashura.

When the Uchiha and Senju clans unite, their offspring will possess the potential to attain the Six Paths.

The first child Tsunade gave birth to, as shown on the screen, was said to be the reincarnation of the Sage of Six Paths.

The second child was the reincarnation of Ōtsutsuki Hamura.

The third child was another reincarnation of an Otsutsuki, specifically Otsutsuki Isshiki, who came to the ninja world with Kaguya.

the fourth……

……

This left Hashirama completely stunned.

If that's really the case, that's pretty impressive!
Is it possible that one day Tsuna will give birth to an Otsutsuki god?
No, that would be awesome if one day they could give birth to the reincarnation of Kaguya Otsutsuki.

But upon closer reflection, Hashirama shook his head, realizing that what was shown on the screen was all nonsense and simply impossible in reality.

Let alone Sasuke and Tsuna, even Sasuke and Naruto could not possibly have a child with the potential to attain the Six Paths.

Of course, firstly, one of Sasuke and Naruto needs to be a woman.

Suddenly, Hashirama thought of Orochimaru.

With Orochimaru's abilities, he could combine Sasuke and Naruto's genes to create a child!

……

In the Kamui dimension, Kakashi's expression was solemn.

At that moment, Kakashi sensed malice, and that malice came from Hanzo in front of him.

That's right, Hanzo plans to use Kakashi's body for a while.

Hanzo is currently only in a soul state, and he can't stay in the Kamui dimension indefinitely, let alone go to the Shinobi World.

Therefore, Hanzo needed to borrow a body.

Since we've already met Kakashi, we'll stop looking for him and just go with Kakashi.

In a state directly related to the soul, even if Hanzo wanted to hide his malice, it would be difficult for him to do so.

Hanzo felt there was no need to hide his malice.

Kakashi doesn't have the Sharingan right now.

Without the Sharingan, Kakashi's strength was greatly reduced.

Moreover, judging from Kakashi's current complexion, he is clearly not in good condition.

Therefore, Hanzo didn't take Kakashi seriously.

At least for now, Hanzo can probably handle Kakashi!
With that thought in mind, Hanzo made a decisive move.

In a flash, Hanzo appeared behind Kakashi, and then reached out to rip Kakashi's heart out.

Hanzo is learning Black Zetsu.

Black Zetsu killed Madara Uchiha with a single heart strike; it was simply defying the heavens.

However, since it was said by the light screen, some people believed it and some did not.

Madara wasn't entirely convinced. He had become a Six Paths level cultivator, and even Might Guy couldn't kill him. How could Black Zetsu kill him with a single heart-piercing strike? It seemed a bit unbelievable.

As for Black Zetsu, he didn't just believe it, he was certain of it, after all, how could he not know himself?
Black Zetsu also discovered Madara's weaknesses.

If Madara were to reach the Six Paths level and become completely unprepared against Black Zetsu, then it wouldn't be impossible for Black Zetsu to launch a sneak attack on Madara, striking him in the heart and instantly killing him.

But once the light screen is exposed, even if Madara doesn't believe it, he won't give Black Zetsu another chance.

Therefore, the black screen absolutely hates the light screen to the core.

"boom!"

Kakashi's body turned into smoke and dissipated, but it was a clone.

While the clones distracted him, Kakashi's real body appeared behind Hanzo, and then lightning appeared in Kakashi's hand.

Raiche.

This is a ninjutsu developed by Kakashi. Although its power is not as great as the Raikage's One-Hit Kill, it is still formidable. Kakashi once used this technique to cut through lightning, which is why it is also known as Lightning Blade.

However, mastering the laser cutter is not easy; it requires powerful dynamic vision.

Kakashi used to have the Sharingan, and with its abilities, he could easily control the Lightning Blade.

But now, without the Sharingan, Kakashi really can't use the Lightning Blade effectively.

However, as long as we can attack Hanzo, that will suffice.

Hanzo is currently only a soul form.

In a soul state, one cannot perform any ninjutsu.

And Raikiri will definitely be able to hurt Hanzo.

Hanzo's reaction was also quick.

Raikiri and Hanzo brushed past each other, but Hanzo actually dodged them.

This is also because Kakashi lost his Sharingan; otherwise, Hanzo wouldn't have been able to dodge so easily.

Kakashi sighed inwardly.

He knew that without the Sharingan, the Raikiri wouldn't be as accurate as before, but he was wrong to think he could hit Hanzo.

However, it will be difficult for Hanzo to take over Kakashi's body.

In a brief exchange, Hanzo realized that he had underestimated Kakashi's strength.

He thought he could take over Kakashi's body.

Seeing that he could not take over Kakashi's body, Hanzo's soul power was being continuously depleted.

If this continues, even if we eventually manage to take over Kakashi's body, it won't be worth it.

"Kakashi Hatake, I acknowledge you. I, a demigod of the ninja world, bestow upon you the title of 'Konoha's 50/50'," Hanzo said earnestly to Kakashi.

However, Kakashi's face darkened upon hearing this.

During the Second Shinobi World War, Hanzo bestowed the titles of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha upon Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Jiraiya, and afterwards, the name of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha resounded throughout the shinobi world.

Now, Hanzo has bestowed a name upon Kakashi, but what is that name? Konoha's 50/50?

I'm sure this is for real.

Kakashi's face darkened.

Actually, Hanzo didn't need to bestow this title upon him; many people in the ninja world already called him "50/50".

After bestowing a title upon Kakashi, Hanzo then disappeared. No, Hanzo is currently in a spirit state; it should be "soul-fleeing."

Hanzo moved very fast, and Kakashi couldn't catch up at all, so he could only watch Hanzo disappear into the distance.

Kakashi was somewhat frustrated, as he hadn't been able to find out how Hanzo had come from the Pure Land to this Kamui dimension.

When Kakashi saw Hanzo, he thought, if Hanzo could come to the Kamui Dimension from the Pure Land, then conversely, he could also go to the Pure Land from the Kamui Dimension. If Hanzo was willing to help, Kakashi could also go to the Pure Land.

Rin is in the Pure Land, Obito has also gone to the Pure Land, and Kakashi's father is also in the Pure Land.

In addition, going to the Pure Land would allow him to investigate whether the "leek theory" was true, so Kakashi also wanted to go to the Pure Land, but Obito didn't take him.

Although Kakashi knew that Obito was doing it for his own good, he was still quite upset.

The Pure Land could be dangerous, and Kakashi, having lost his Sharingan and in poor physical condition, would be better off staying in the Kamui dimension. Obito, on the other hand, is in good physical condition and possesses dual Kamui abilities, making him more likely to escape unscathed even if he encounters danger in the Pure Land.

If Obito were to enter the Pure Land with Kakashi and encounter danger, would he protect Kakashi or Kakashi?

To be honest, Kakashi, like Obito, was a little afraid to face Rin.

After all, Kakashi killed Rin with his own hands, which made him feel very guilty and he didn't know how to face Rin.

As for Obito, it was because he caused enormous damage to Konoha.

Rin chose to die at Kakashi's hands because she didn't want Konoha to be destroyed; she died for the village.

Now that Rin knows what Obito did, will she forgive him?
Soon, no one knew where Hanzo had gone. Perhaps Hanzo had already left this Kamui space. It was unlikely that he would return to the Pure Land, so he must have gone to the Ninja World.

"Since Hanzo came to this Divine Might Space from the Pure Land, are there other spirits who came to the Divine Might Space from the Pure Land?" Kakashi wondered to himself.

If a large number of the dead come from the Pure Land to the Kamui Space and then go to the Ninja World, then the connection between the Kamui Space and the Pure Land might be a mistake.

The ninja world is likely in for a major upheaval.

Kakashi stopped thinking about it and decided to wander around some more. If he encountered another spirit from the Pure Land who had come to the Kamui dimension, he might be able to find out where the entrance to the Pure Land was.

……

On the moon.

Madara Uchiha's Rinnegan had seen the ruins of the Otsutsuki clan.

We have gathered some intelligence.

"It's time to return to the ninja world," Madara muttered to himself.

The time spent on the moon wasn't long, but the purpose has been achieved, so there's no need to stay on the moon any longer. Therefore, it's time to return to the ninja world.

The seal on the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path has been broken.

Once we return to the ninja world, we can directly summon the Gedo Mazo.

With the Gedo Mazo problem solved, all that's left is to collect the Tailed Beasts' chakra.

Tailed beasts are synonymous with disaster and possess immense power.

But in Madara's eyes, the tailed beasts were nothing.

With Madara's current strength, he wouldn't fear even if the One-Tailed to Nine-Tailed were combined.

Therefore, Madara believed that collecting the Tailed Beasts would not be difficult.

Therefore, the countdown to the Ten-Tails' resurrection can begin.

Once the Ten-Tails is revived, Madara will become its jinchūriki.

He possesses the Rinnegan, and if he were to become the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, he could also reach the Six Paths level.

Using the power of the Rinnegan, Madara flew off the moon.

Compared to the ninja world, the moon is much smaller.

With Madara's current strength, flying off the moon wouldn't be difficult.

Flying from the ninja world to the moon was difficult for him, but flying back from the moon to the ninja world was much simpler.

Therefore, although there is a passage between the moon and the ninja world, Madara is too lazy to use it.

Just fly straight back to the ninja world.

They flew to the moon and headed towards the ninja world.

Madara is already planning to collect the Tailed Beasts.

If we collect the tailed beasts in order, we'll start with the One-Tailed Beast.

The One-Tailed Beast resides in Sunagakure, and its current jinchūriki is Gaara.

Gaara is the youngest son of the Fourth Kazekage, Rasa.

Gaara is still young and cannot unleash the power of the One-Tailed Beast at all.

For Ban, this was not challenging at all.

As for the fact that pulling out one of the tailed beasts would kill Gaara, Madara remained completely unmoved.

This doesn't matter to Ban.

Even if Gaara were to die, or even if Sunagakure were to be wiped out, Madara wouldn't care.

As for the Two-Tails Jinchuriki, he was from Kumogakure (Hidden Cloud Village).

"Then, let's go to Sunagakure first," Madara thought.

After the Gedo Mazo absorbs the One-Tailed Chakra, the Two-Tailed Chakra will follow.

Of course, you can also directly control several Jinchuriki and then start with the One-Tailed Chakra.

However, taking down several Jinchūriki is not easy.

Of course, for Madara now, none of the Jinchūriki are any match for him.

The Nine-Tails is the strongest tailed beast. Even if it only has half of the Nine-Tails' chakra, it is still the strongest tailed beast. There is no doubt about this. Even Madara acknowledged this. However, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki of Konoha only had half of the Nine-Tails' chakra.

In addition, Naruto Uzumaki, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, is currently relatively weak.

Having left the moon, Madara plummeted downwards at an increasingly rapid pace, drawing ever closer to the ninja world.

(End of this chapter)