Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 95 Jerry Hashirama VS Tom Madara

[Jerry Hashirama VS Tom Madara!]

The sudden title on the screen attracted a lot of attention.

Even the Naruto chat group suddenly went silent.

Hashirama: ? ? ?
Jerry?

Ban also looked completely bewildered.

The next moment, a mouse and a cat appeared on the light screen, both somewhat anthropomorphic.

The rat wore the same armor as Hashirama, exuding the aura of Hashirama, while the cat radiated the charisma of the Uchiha Dance King.

???

Tsunade's mind went blank as she left Tanabata Street.

"Damn it, there's a limit to pranks!" Tsunade punched a large rock next to her and shattered it, gritting her teeth as she spoke.

Shizune was so frightened that she dared not approach Tsunade.

It was obvious that Tsunade was very angry, which was understandable, since the light screen had turned her grandfather into a rat.

Was Madara Uchiha a cat?

The cat eating the mouse was a sign of disrespect towards her grandfather.

……

Even in the Pure Land, Ban was somewhat displeased.

Although cats eat mice, and the screen acknowledges that he is better than Hasilama, it is still extremely despicable to ridicule him as a cat.

However, Hasilama is probably even more upset now! Compared to that, he's not so angry anymore.

Jerry and Tom joined hands to establish Konoha Village, officially beginning the era of ninjas.

Regarding the selection of the First Hokage, Jerry suggested that Tom be chosen. However, Jerry's younger brother, Tobirama Senju, firmly disagreed, and everyone else in the village also opposed it, supporting Hashirama...

Tom was ostracized by all the clans in Konoha, so he decided to leave the village. Jerry tried his best to persuade him to stay, saying that Tom was his good brother and his best friend, and hoped that Tom could stay and assist him. He believed that Tom was the only one who could become the next Hokage.

Tom sneered. He wasn't stupid; the Second Hokage was definitely Jerry's brother. That's why he insisted on leaving the village. To his disappointment, none of his clansmen followed him.

Years later, Tom returns to Konoha, this time to destroy it. Jerry, the First Hokage, steps forward to help him...

[Accompanied by a heavy and tense background music, Tom Madara gripped the Uchiha fan tightly with both hands, his Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan wide open, blue chakra surrounding him, and his Cat Sasuke activated: "Hashirama, it's been a long time since I fought you. You can feel it, can't you? I'm different from before. You are special, but I... am even more special."]

He stared wide-eyed between the pillars of the Pure Land.

On the light screen, Tom Madara activated Cat Sasuke, and blue chakra manifested as a powerful bulldog.

Nekosanoo? Bulldog?

The light screen also provided an introduction: Tom, the cat, Zoro, and the dog are named Spike.

Standing next to Spike, Jerry looked very small.

Hashirama wasn't angry at all about Jerry and Tom on the screen; in fact, he found it quite amusing and watched with great interest.

Jerry clapped his hands and said, "Do you want all our hard work to go to waste? Wake up! Doing this will only ruin our friendship!"

Tom's face darkened: "Are you trying to teach me how to do things?"

Jerry: "I...don't want to kill you."

Tom: "You mean you can kill me at any time?"

With a helpless yet earnest exclamation from Jerry, "There's no other way, it's the magic of the immortals—Big Cousin—the True Thousand Hands of the Rat!"

A powerful Sage Art, Chatonla, was released from Jerry's body, and a Wood Release: Thousand Hands Marshal, even larger than Spike's, appeared.
The intense sense of pressure ignited the atmosphere...

Konoha.

"The Battle of the Valley of the End! This is the Battle of the Valley of the End between the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha!" a villager shouted.

Many people looked at the Hokage Rock, the First Hokage... what if he had a rat's face instead?

This visual imagery is just awful.

The ninjas and villagers of Konoha held Hashirama Senju in high esteem.

In fact, even rival villages show great respect when they mention Hashirama Senju.

Now, the light screen has turned Hashirama into a rat and Madara Uchiha into a cat, which is simply too much.

In an instant, anger filled the eyes of many people.

Many of the spirits in the Pure Land have become angry.

Regardless, Hashirama and Madara were both great ninjas and shouldn't be mocked like this. However, no amount of dissatisfaction could change anything; it was completely ineffective against the light barrier.

Even the Sage of Six Paths couldn't do anything about the light barrier.

Therefore, the most I can do is simply not watch it.

However, the light screen also revealed a lot of important information, and not watching it would be a loss.

As a result, many people forced themselves to continue watching.

For those who have never seen Hashirama or Madara, the image of Hashirama is that of a rat, and the image of Madara is that of a cat.

……

At this moment, many people in Konoha are cursing the light screen.

Does the light curtain mean that the first generation was a rat?
Cats eat mice, therefore, Madara Uchiha was stronger than the First Hokage?

This is an insult to the First Generation.

Even though the First Hokage has been gone for many years, his influence in Konoha remains enormous.

Publicly insulting the First Hokage is an act that incurs public wrath.

However, the light barrier was high above, and even if the people of Konoha were to collectively rage, it would be useless.

……

The Land of Earth, the Hidden Stone Village.

The Third Tsuchikage, Onoki, also felt that the light barrier had gone too far this time.

But seeing Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha being pranked, he couldn't help but laugh: "...Hahaha...Pfft..."

Speaking of which, Madara Uchiha was a shadow in Onoki's heart.

Madara's power had long been ingrained in Onoki's mind.

That invincible stance could only be surpassed by the ninja god Hashirama Senju!

However, even someone as strong as Hashirama would not have an easy time defeating Madara.

Many Iwa ninja and villagers in the village started discussing it.

Deidara, who was confined by Onoki, had an inspiration.

Jerry? Tom?
Then Deidara picked up some clay.

Before long, Deidara sculpted a lifelike Hashirama Jerry, which was not exactly the same as the one on the screen, but it was similar, except for the color.

With Deidara's chakra infused into him, the clay figure of Jerry Hashirama came to life.

He stretched his arms and legs, then clapped his hands together.

An explosion is fucking...

Deidara stopped in time and dared not bomb indiscriminately now.

He was confined and restricted; if an explosion occurred, the village wouldn't suffer much damage, but he might be killed.

Next, Deidara created a Tom Ban.

Although it's almost identical to the light screen except for the color, the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Susanoo Armor, Wood Release... of course, are all missing.

Deidara was fairly satisfied with his new work.

However, it is also necessary to further improve and upgrade it.

For now, Deidara has designated me as C1, and the next step is to work hard to upgrade me to C2.

……

"Hashirama Senju must be furious."

At the underground gold exchange, Kakuzu had just completed a transaction and earned several hundred thousand taels.

Is the parody by the light screen meant that Hashirama is a coward?

A thousand hands? A thousand rats?
Even if Hashirama is a man of great capacity, he must be very angry!

If it were Kakuzu, he would definitely be furious.

But since it was a prank on Hashirama and Madara, he gloated.

The battle between the armored cat Zospark and the Thousand Mouse cousin is about to begin...

(End of this chapter)