Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 96 Madara: You're so aloof, so amazing.
Big cousin?
The True Rat with a Thousand Hands?

Some of the spirits of the dead in the Pure Land have settled in Bengbu.

I wasn't really angry.

At this moment, the armored cat Zuo and his cousin on the light screen had already started fighting.

Jerry Hashirama kept his hands clasped together: "Madara, I'll give you two hands."

Tom's face darkened: "Give me two hands? You fucking have 998 hands, acting like I'm getting the biggest advantage. Hasilama, you're so high and mighty, you think you're so great, I'm #&*~"

Hashirama: ? ? ?
Feeling inexplicably embarrassed, I immediately scratched my head.

Ban's face darkened. "Enough, light screen! This stupid cat has none of Madara's spirit!"
He could go toe-to-toe with Hashirama even without the Rinnegan, and Hashirama's slight advantage was just due to luck. Now that he has the Rinnegan, he can defeat Hashirama with just one hand.

As for the light curtain saying that Hashirama was aloof, he reluctantly agreed.

……

Konoha.

Many ninjas and civilians were talking about it.

Was the First Lord really that aloof?

"When the First Hokage suppressed the Nine-Tails last time, the Nine-Tails said he was arrogant. Now, Madara Uchiha also says he is arrogant."

"The other Thousand Hands are just titles, but the First Hokage's Wood Release technique really has 1000 hands! He even used two of Madara Uchiha's hands in the battle? Seriously?"

"Although there are still 998 hands left, two hands were given up after all. So, in a way, Madara Uchiha got the better deal!"

"Completely agree!"

"He managed to defeat Madara Uchiha even with both hands down. He truly deserves to be called the First Hokage!"

……

A member of the secret service, who was squatting on a rooftop in the village, sighed.

They're both Wood Release techniques, but they're completely different versions!
His name is Tianzang, and he was once the 'Jia' of the Root.

Danzo and Orochimaru collaborated to secretly research Wood Release, implanting Hashirama cells into 60 children. 59 failed due to rejection, and only one experimental subject succeeded—himself.

At the age of 10, he became Danzo's capable subordinate with his Wood Release. After the death of the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, Danzo was dissatisfied with the Third Hokage's return to power and sent him and other Root ninjas to assassinate the Third Hokage. During the mission, he fought with Kakashi, and his dark thoughts gradually disappeared. After leaving Root, he joined the Hokage's direct ANBU and used Tenzo as his code name.

According to ninja records, he graduated from the ninja academy at the age of 6 and became a Chunin at the same age.

This shows just how talented he is.

But in reality, it still relied on Wood Release.

Although it is far less powerful than the First Hokage's Wood Release, Wood Release is still Wood Release. Even a Wood Release used for landscaping is not something an ordinary ninja can handle.

At this moment, watching the battle on the light screen, he gained a great deal.

I have gained some new insights into Wood Release.

To witness the First Hokage using Wood Release in battle was an immense opportunity.

So he stared intently at the...mouse on the screen.

Jerry clapped his hands and entered Sage Mode. His own chakra combined with a vast amount of natural energy in a specific ratio to create Sage Chakra, which greatly enhanced the power of all his techniques, including ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjutsu, and even gave him an astonishing regenerative ability.

Jerry's punches and kicks possessed terrifying, monstrous strength; compared to his, Tsunade's strength paled in comparison...

Wood Release: Advent of the Tree World
Trees rapidly sprang up from the ground, and in the blink of an eye, a dense forest was uprooted, creating a vast expanse almost instantaneously. All offensive and defensive maneuvers within the forest were under control.

Wood Release: Descent of the Flower Tree World

This technique, usable only by those with power at Hashirama's level, uses the user's own chakra as nourishment, causing dormant trees underground to grow rapidly, splitting mountains, cutting through rocks, covering the earth's surface, and sprouting several flowers. The pollen is poisonous; inhalation will cause paralysis and unconsciousness.

[The Wood Dragon Technique, the Wood Man Technique, the Slander Technique—oh, wait, I meant the Ranking Technique—and Sage Art: Myōjinmon, and other powerful techniques, all dazzled the eye. At this moment, the power of the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju (Rat Jerry), was undeniable. This was a power capable of shaking the entire ninja world.]

As Madara said, for someone of his and Hashirama's level, this ninja world is too small.

After fighting for one day, Jerry and Tom were evenly matched... After fighting for two days, Jerry and Tom were still evenly matched...

After three days of fighting, Jerry... won!
Tom twisted his ankle, but still managed to bite Jerry's tail.

Having killed his best friend and lost his tail, Jerry returned to Konoha, but due to heartbreak, he soon passed away as well.

At the Valley of the End, the stone statues of the cat and the mouse stand facing each other, day after day, year after year, their deep bond inspiring generations of Konoha villagers.

"How can this be repaired?"

Madara Uchiha felt that his friendship with Hasirama had been tainted.

An evil light curtain.

……

In the Naruto chat group, Tobirama Senju was already cursing.

Uchiha Tajima's fiery temper was finally out of control.

[Group members 'Uchiha Tajima', 'Senju Tobirama', 'Uchiha Izuna', and 'Uchiha Madara' have been detected maliciously insulting Tianmu and are banned from speaking for 30 minutes.]

Pure land.

Uchiha Tajima (the undead): ? ? ?

Tobirama Senju: ? ? ?
Uchiha Izuna: ? ? ?

Uchiha Madara:? ? ?
What the heck? It even has a mute function?
Being muted for 30 minutes will lower your activity level in the group, and if it drops to the lowest level, you might get kicked out of the group.

After carefully reviewing the group announcements, I found that there was indeed a ban on speaking; I just hadn't paid much attention to it.

……

Before the light barrier disappeared, Tianzang didn't rush to practice the Wood Release technique.

I don't want to use Immortal Mode anymore, but the birth of the Tree Realm and the arrival of the Flower Tree Realm are things I can try to achieve.

I don't need to reach the level of the First Hokage, but it would be good to improve my strength significantly.

Then, members of the Dark Side were seen heading towards the forest at the entrance to the Root organization's base.

They knew that the Third Hokage had intensified his surveillance of Danzo.

My feelings were a bit complicated.

Although his time with Root was dark, Danzo treated him well, for example, by giving him the Wood Release scroll left behind by the First Hokage to practice.

The Wood Release techniques he mastered were not all developed by himself; most of them were learned through Wood Release scrolls left behind by the First Hokage.

As for leaving the Roots and joining the Dark Side, it can't really be called betrayal.

After all, the Root organization is also responsible for training members for the Dark Side.

It's not wrong to say that the Root is a training institution for personnel from the Dark Division.

……

At the entrance of Konoha Village, Sarutobi Asuma walked out of the village.

He decided to go to the capital of the Land of Fire to become the guardian ninja of the daimyo.

The daimyo of the Land of Fire is accompanied by twelve guardian ninja.

The ninja villages are the military force of the Land of Fire, while the guardian ninjas are the private forces of the daimyo. Of course, in addition to the guardian ninjas, the daimyo of the Land of Fire also have forces such as samurai and onmyoji.

However, even the combined power of the Fire Country's daimyo is insufficient against Konoha. Konoha's ninja power only needs to be used a small portion to annihilate the daimyo's entire power.

Asuma's desire to become a guardian ninja for the daimyo was also driven by his ideals.

The third generation didn't use the Will of Fire to brainwash his son, did he?
(End of this chapter)