Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 1010 Liu Gao: It’s really hard to stick mud on the wall!
Duan Zhengchun, lying on the hospital bed, looked pale and lifeless, as if he was terminally ill.

Duan Zhengchun's eyes lit up when he saw Liu Gao coming.

He was mumbling something indistinctly, saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth.

He wanted to gesture to Liu Gao, but he couldn't move. It seemed that he had exhausted all his strength to raise his hand.

"What's wrong with Zhengchun?"

Liu Gao held Duan Zhengchun's hand and felt that hand was shaking so much that Liu Gao couldn't even shake it back.

"It's an old problem!"

Gao Taiming said with a smile:
“I’ve had this disease before, and I can’t speak or move.

"The doctor needs to use golden needles to treat the acupuncture points. Within 49 days, Lord Duan will be able to resume his normal life.

"Your Majesty, don't worry. We will all perform our duties and fulfill our responsibilities during this period of time. Dali will not be in chaos."

Liu Gao nodded and looked into Duan Zhengchun's eyes.

Duan Zhengchun's eyes were a little dull, like the eyes of a fish.

After coming out of Duan Zhengchun's ward, Gao Taiming took Liu Gao and others to their residence and asked them to take a bath and change clothes.

"There's a roar..."

In the huge wooden barrel, the steaming water was covered with fresh rose petals.

Liu Gao closed his eyes and comfortably enjoyed the service of Fang Jinzhi and Daribo.

Fang Jinzhi and Daribo rubbed Liu Gao's balls one after the other.

It stands to reason that the harem should not interfere in government affairs, but Fang Jinzhi could not help but remind Liu Gao:

"Your Majesty, there might be something wrong with Gao Taiming!"

Darib also said: "Yes, Your Majesty, Duan Zhengchun's illness is also strange. I have never heard of such a disease!"

While Liu Gao was practicing Tai Chi with Fang Jinzhi, he said:

"Do you think Gao Taiming wants to harm me?"

Fang Jinzhi's face flushed from the beating he gave her:

"Your Majesty, when Duan Zhengchun said goodbye to us, he said something strange...

"He said that Your Majesty must come early, otherwise the flowers will wither...

"Isn't this a hint of something..."

Liu Gao smiled: "Maybe."

Darib said worriedly: "We are unfamiliar with Dali and short of manpower. How can we break the impasse?"

Liu Gao smiled slightly: "That depends on how he plans it."

Seeing that Liu Gao was so calm and even wanted to play, Fang Jinzhi and Daribo felt relieved.

After playing in the big wooden barrel for an hour, Liu Gao finally stood up dripping wet and walked out of the barrel.

Fang Jinzhi and Daribo collapsed in the big wooden barrel like puddle of mud, their little faces rosy.

It's like you can't stick mud on the wall!

Liu Gao looked back at them and shook his head helplessly:
Even people who practice martial arts can’t do that!

Especially Daribo, even though she grew up on horseback, her riding skills are not as good as Pan Jinlian!
He picked up Daribo with both hands and put her on the big bed, and then carried Fang Jinzhi to the big bed as well.

While Daribo and Fang Jinzhi were wiping themselves, Liu Gao put on a nightgown and walked out of the courtyard.

"His Majesty!"

Liu Gao looked up and saw that it was Gao Taiming.

When Gao Taiming saw the strawberries growing on Liu Gao's neck, a smile flashed across his eyes that all men understand:

"Your Majesty, I will welcome you at the famous local scenic spot Erhai Lake!
"We have prepared a banquet, singing and dancing on the palace ship. We are ready to go when Your Majesty is ready!"

"is it?"

Liu Gao smiled slightly: "Thank you for your hard work."

"It's not hard, it's not hard. I am willing to die for your majesty!"

Gao Taiming's face was full of flattery.

So Liu Gao changed his clothes with the help of Fang Jinzhi and Daribo, and went to Erhai Lake with the four children, Yang Zaixing, Gao Chong, He Yuanqing and Di Lei.

He was surrounded by people all the way and looked very impressive.

Although Erhai Lake is called a "sea", it is actually a lake. It is the second largest lake in Yunnan after Dianchi Lake.

Erhai Lake is very beautiful. If Liu Gao were a poet, he would definitely write a poem about this scene, but he is not.

So Liu Gao only gave a four-word universal comment:
"Fucking awesome!"

The palace boat had been waiting on the shore for a long time. It was more like a flower boat than a palace boat, as it was filled with flowers.

Before Liu Gao approached the palace ship, he smelled the rich fragrance of flowers.

Rich and fragrant, refreshing.

Many important officials of Dali were already waiting in front of the palace ship. When they saw Liu Gao coming, they immediately bowed and saluted.

"Your Majesty, this is the former crown prince Duan Zhengyan..."

Gao Taiming introduced everyone to Liu Gao one by one, and the first one he introduced was Duan Zhengchun's son Duan Zhengyan.

That is the prototype of Duan Yu.

Liu Gao looked at Duan Zhengyan:

General stuff.

Gao Taiming introduced: "This is my younger brother Gao Taiyun..."

Liu Gao took a look at Gao Taiyun:

General stuff.

Gao Taiming introduced: "This is the great general Zhang Sansi who protects the country..."

Liu Gao: Just ordinary stuff.

Gao Taiming introduced again: "This is Situ Zhongzhen..."

Liu Gao: Just ordinary stuff.

Gao Taiming introduced again: "This is Sikong Huang Jianlai..."

Liu Gao: Just ordinary stuff.

After Gao Taiming finished introducing them all, Liu Gao confirmed that although these people held high positions, none of them could fight.

It's not that there is no one in Dali Kingdom who can fight, it's just that those in power are all useless.

"Your Majesty, please get on board!"

These important ministers were headed by Gao Taiming, who invited Liu Gao to board the palace ship.

When Liu Gao got on board, he saw that the boat was full of beauties from various ethnic groups.

Because they were all wearing ethnic costumes of various ethnic groups, Liu Gao didn't recognize many of them and was most impressed by the Miao people.

She was adorned from head to toe with dazzling silver jewelry.

Although the navy blue round-necked top is a bit plain, it is short enough to reveal the snow-white belly and delicate belly button.

Her slender, straight calves were revealed under the knee-length pleated skirt.

This level of exposure is nothing in the 21st century, but in this era, Liu Gao still couldn't help but express respect.

Of course, this is just one of them. There are also Wa, Bai, Dai, Hani, etc.

Even though Yang Zaixing, Gao Chong, He Yuanqing and Di Lei were not interested in women, they were still dazzled by the sight.

This is what happened to Granny Liu when she visited the Grand View Garden.

After Liu Gao sat down, he found that the plate was full of wild delicacies, including various kinds of mushrooms he had never seen before.

"Your Majesty, this is a unique mountain delicacy from Yunnan!"

Gao Taiming, who was sitting below Liu Gao, introduced him:

"This one is called truffle, that one is called matsutake, this one is called chicken mushroom, and that one is called..."

Liu Gao has heard of these names. In the 21st century, they are very expensive, even costing thousands of yuan per pound.

But at the same time, a popular and innocent children's song rang in Liu Gao's mind:
Red umbrella and white pole, lie down together after eating.

Lie on the board and bury yourself in the mountains, and have friends and relatives come to have dinner.

There are red umbrellas in every meal. If you eat them all, the whole village will be covered with mountains, and they will be full of red umbrellas next year...

However, there is no problem in eating truffles, matsutake mushrooms, and chicken mushrooms.

Liu Gao picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of matsutake and put it in the bowl.

With his eyes and ears open, Gao Taiming's younger brother Gao Taiyun had already picked up some chicken mushrooms and stuffed them into his mouth, devouring them with relish.

Not only him, but all the important officials started eating.

(End of this chapter)