Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 1011: Hongmen Banquet, right?
Eat or not?
Of course they had to eat. Everyone present was an important official of Dali, and everyone, including Gao Taiming, had already eaten.

So Liu Gao put the matsutake into his mouth. It was smooth and refreshing, delicate and juicy, with a rich aroma...

It tastes as tender as abalone when chewed, and has the crispness of young bamboo shoots. When you close your eyes, you feel like you are in the forest.

Beautiful!
Liu Gao finally understood why the wild delicacies from Yunnan were so expensive, and why he would rather lie on a board than eat red umbrellas!
It’s still that simple exclamation:
Damn awesome!
After eating the matsutake mushrooms, Liu Gao picked up another piece of truffle with chopsticks. At this time, the Miao beauty had already started dancing.

Liu Gao didn't know what kind of dance they were performing, but it was very attractive.

A group of young women without makeup, wearing colorful embroidered clothes, wore intricately crafted and glittering silver hats, silver hairpins, silver necklaces, silver bracelets and other ornaments on their heads and bodies, which jingled as they danced.

Although their dance moves are relatively simple, they have a primitive beauty.

Especially their clothes and skirts are very short, and they flutter with their movements, giving people a glimpse of their spring scenery...

The important officials of Dali were soon addicted to it. Gao Taiming stroked his beard and smiled, then stole a glance at Liu Gao's expression.

He found that although Liu Gao was also interested in dancing, his eyes were clear and there was no lustful look in them.

Gao Taiming looked at the four young generals standing behind Liu Gao. They were all full of vigor and vitality, but they did not like women.

To put it more bluntly, the four young players didn't watch the dance, and some even frowned to show their annoyance.

isn't it?
Gao Taiming was very surprised: Aren’t your Han generals hungry?
After the dance, Gao Taiming waved his hand to let the Miao beauties leave, and asked Liu Gao with a smile:
"Your Majesty won the world on horseback. If you don't like the southern barbarian dance, how about I send someone to perform sword dance to entertain you?"

Sword dancing?

The Hongmen Banquet, right?
Liu Gao smiled slightly: "Good duck."

Gao Taiming waved his hand, and a young general who looked 70% similar to him walked to the middle.

"Your Majesty, this is my son Minglang."

Gao Taiming introduced Liu Gao with a big smile on his face:
"I have loved wielding spears and sticks since I was young. I am sorry to make you laugh, Your Majesty."

Liu Gao nodded with a smile.

"Your Majesty, dancing alone is boring. I would like to dance with General Gao!"

Yang Zaixing walked out from behind Liu Gao and raised his eyebrows provocatively at Gao Minglang.

Gao Minglang also glared at him, not wanting to be outdone.

Liu Gao laughed and said, "Well, we are all Han officials. It is a good thing that you two make friends through dancing."

After getting Liu Gao's approval, Yang Zaixing handed the Golden Spear to Gao Chong, walked to the middle and drew his sword:

"General Gao, please!"

"please!"

Gao Minglang drew his sword, and stabbed Yang Zaixing with a "swish"!
Yang Zaixing gently flicked his sword:
"Whoosh-"

Gao Minglang's sword flew as fast as a meteor, and with a "bang" it penetrated deeply into the deck!

"hiss--"

Everyone couldn't help but gasp, and Gao Minglang's face turned red and white...

Yang Zaixing was confused: "Why?"

A slap in the face, right?

Gao Minglang's face turned green:
You fucking knocked my sword away, and you still have the nerve to ask me why?

"mine!"

Yang Zaixing seemed to have suddenly realized something:

“The Zhongyuan sword dance is very different from the Dali sword dance.

"I didn't cooperate well. Let's do it again?"

Only a fool would do it with you again!
Gao Minglang's right hand, hidden behind his back, trembled slightly. The blow just now had made his entire hand numb...

"...That's all."

Gao Minglang coughed dryly:
“The Zhongyuan Sword Dance and the Dali Sword Dance are very different and it is difficult to coordinate them.

"It's better not to come." Yang Zaixing smiled embarrassedly:

"That's so bad!

"Come on General Gao, let's do it again!"

Gao Minglang: "No, no, no..."

waste!

Gao Taiming shook his head helplessly, and at this moment the whole boat suddenly shook!
Then there was a noisy sound coming from the stern. Gao Taiming frowned, stood up and went to the stairs to ask:
"what happened?"

Someone downstairs answered: "Prime Minister, there is a fishing boat blocking our way!

"I look like someone who has touched porcelain!"

"what?"

Gao Taiming snorted coldly, turned around and smiled at Liu Gao:

"Your Majesty, I will go down and take a look."

After Liu Gao nodded, Gao Taiming went downstairs angrily to deal with the rear-end collision.

Yang Zaixing was still holding on to Gao Minglang:
"General Gao, Brother Gao, please give me another chance!
"I will definitely cooperate with you this time!"

Gao Minglang: (_)
Duan Zhengyan, Zhang Sansi, Zhong Zhen, Huang Jianlai and the others looked at each other, trying to hold back their laughter.

Gao Minglang is Gao Taiming's adopted son. He is very skilled in martial arts and Gao Taiming often boasts that he is an ever-victorious general.

I didn't expect to be killed in one blow by a young general from the Han Kingdom, and I didn't dare to fight with him again...

Gao Taiming is usually domineering and no one in Dali dares to offend him. Now everyone is waiting to see him make a fool of himself.

It's a pity that Gao Taiming is not here, otherwise his expression would be very interesting...

Duan Zhengyan's mouth corners are harder to suppress than AK.

Although he was the crown prince, he did not dare to provoke Gao Taiming.

The Gao family has been powerful officials in Dali for generations. Even if the Duan family wants to become emperor, they have to look up to the Gao family.

Without the support of the Gao family, their Duan family would not be able to become the emperor.

Even so, how many people want to be emperor but don’t have the chance to do so!
So when Duan Zhengyan saw the Gao family being suppressed by Liu Gao, he couldn't help but laugh.

As he was holding it in for a while, Duan Zhengyan was suddenly shocked:
Yang Zaixing and Gao Minglang actually transformed!

Yang Zaixing used his shadow clone and suddenly turned into four Yang Zaixings!

Gao Minglang can also create clones, and suddenly there are four Gao Minglangs!

Good guy!
Duan Zhengyan's legs went limp, and he slipped from his seat to under the table...

He was not alone. Gao Taiyun also saw Yang Zaixing and Gao Minglang transformed.

But what Gao Taiyun saw was that Yang Zaixing and Gao Minglang turned into little people the size of a palm!
The two little guys were quarreling and dancing with swords at the same time, it was so lively!

Liu Gao was watching Yang Zaixing and Gao Minglang arguing with each other, when he suddenly discovered that all the important officials of Dali had become frivolous.

Duan Zhengyan suddenly slipped under the table!

Gao Taiyun pointed at Yang Zaixing and Gao Minglang and smiled foolishly!
General Zhang Sansi, the great general who defended the country, seemed to be very itchy and kept scratching his ears and cheeks!
Situ Zhongzhen sang a folk song: Old groom, take me...

Sikong Huang Jianlai danced with his hands and feet, just like a Miao girl dancing...

broken!

Liu Gao was stunned for a moment, and the popular and innocent children's song sounded in his mind again:

Red umbrellas and white poles, let's lie down together after eating...

If he guessed correctly, these Dali officials might have eaten poisonous mushrooms and had hallucinations...

As for why Liu Gao did not have hallucinations, it was of course because he had the talent of being "immune to all poisons."

So the question is, what should Liu Gao do?
Waiting for “lying on a board and burying oneself in the mountains, with relatives and friends coming to have dinner”?
(End of this chapter)