This top guy is crazy!

Chapter 405: Charlotte's Troubles Release 2

Chapter 405: Charlotte's Troubles Release 2
"If anything happens to Charlotte, I will die. To be honest, Charlotte has been without a father since childhood. As soon as Charlotte was born, his father disappeared."

"Auntie, I can understand you very well. It's the same situation in our family. My father's name is Ma Dong, but he died when I was born, so my name is Ma Dongmei."

[It’s obviously a very sad thing, why do I want to laugh so much when I say it, hahahaha! ]

【Hahahaha, you can play with names like this! 】

[What a damn pun! ]

"Charlotte is so awesome that she actually dares to hit the teacher."

"I've long said that Charlotte has a problem with his brain. He's so scary. I have to stay away from him from now on."

"You don't need to. You have a lot of Yin energy, which can defeat him."

"Hate it. I just don't want to play with boys like you. You're making me mad."

"Silly Haru, smoke!"

Dachun took the cigarette: "I have some opinions on this matter——"

A voice came from the loudspeaker:
"You big idiot smoking next to the toilet, which class are you from? Get over to the Academic Affairs Office!"

【Ha ha ha ha】

[This unlucky child]

[Hahahaha, I was laughing the whole time, it was amazing]

"Qiuya, think positively, it's just a kiss!"

Ma Dongmei appeared: "Hey, let me tell you! If you have anything to say, just say it to my face. Don't talk about me behind my back. It's true. Don't you think Charlotte is stupid? He dared to hit the teacher for me. I have reminded him a long time ago that I can't fall in love too early. I have to concentrate on practicing my shot put. But he jumped out of the window to chase me. When do you think Charlotte will grow up?"

"Dongmei, why don't I tell you in detail what happened after you ran away."

At this time, a ball flew over and hit Qiuya.

"sorry Sorry."

Qiuya stood up.

That person: "Hey, Sister Luo! Sister Luo, kick the ball over here!"

Ma Dongmei was calling her:

"I'm warning you guys not to yell. It's still uncertain what's going on between Charlotte and me! Hate it!"

"Come on, catch a ball from sister-in-law!"

[Catch a ball from my sister-in-law, hahahaha! ]

[I give full marks to this arc]

[This is fucking hilarious. So funny! ]

"Since the founding of the school, or even since the founding of New Tianxia, in the entire history of education, there has never been such a terrible incident, so the school has chosen to expel him from the school."

Charlotte takes off her fucking clothes.

Principal: “No, what are you going to do?”

"It's all for the children. I'm sorry, principal. Please find out."

Charlotte's mother walked to the window:

"Someone come! The principal molested me!"

"This is just hooliganism!" The principal was terrified and agreed to her, "Okay, okay, okay, let Charlotte write a new self-criticism."

"Thank you, principal."

【They are all ruthless people】

【66666】

【Really awesome】

[I can’t take it anymore. I’m almost dying of laughter.]

[My stomach hurts from laughing]

"Hey, hey, hey! Uh, we're not doing morning exercises this year. Let's have an emergency meeting.

Just yesterday, a horrific incident occurred in Grade 3 Class 2 where a student attacked a teacher.

The main culprit, Charlotte, is guilty of heinous crimes and should be fired.

Fortunately, he realized his mistake in time and repented by jumping off the building. He also took the initiative to help the frightened classmates with artificial respiration. Therefore, the school will record Charlotte's warning and ask him to reflect on his mistakes in front of all the teachers and students in the school. "Charlotte, come to the front."

【How come it's so funny】

[This is so ridiculous, hahahaha, it’s like artificial respiration]

[Hahahaha, repent by jumping off a building]

Charlotte made a domineering appearance carrying a cane.

Principal: "Hurry up and don't waste everyone's time."

Charlotte: "I have been wasting my time, but I didn't expect that God would give me another chance to be reborn. So I want to thank God and the earth."

The principal said over the loudspeaker: "You should thank the school, thank the teachers, and thank the fact that your class is not on a high floor."

Charlotte: "I want to say sorry to everyone today. Teacher Wang, from now on, our grudges are written off. Finally, I want to say sorry to classmate Qiuya. Not only did I write you a love letter, I also kissed you presumptuously, but I really thought it was a dream. I will be responsible for you."

Upon hearing this, Ma Dongmei fainted immediately.

The principal said, "Okay, okay, okay, let's go here and carry the student who has heat stroke to the infirmary."

[I laughed so hard][This movie made me laugh to death, how did Cheng Cheng come up with this? ]

[Principal's Godly Finishing Skill]

"Qiu Ya and I can sit at the same table."

"Are you going there to study? I'm embarrassed to point it out to you!"

"Then how can Yuan Hua sit at the same table with Qiu Ya?"

"Can you compare with Yuan Hua? Yuan Hua is an outstanding class leader and a three-good student every year. Yes, speaking of classmate Yuan Hua, I want to emphasize his praise. Just yesterday, classmate Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district essay competition. The title of the essay was "My Father, the District Head". Applause to encourage."

【Good Composition】

[There are jokes everywhere, hahaha]

"You think you're the principal, you can sleep wherever you want?"

"Teacher Wang, please come out."

【Finished】

【Ha ha ha ha】

【LOL】

"You, get out of here."

"Did Teacher Wang agree?"

"If he doesn't agree, I'll beat him up again."

Yuan Hua slammed the table and stood up.

Qiu Ya grabbed Yuan Hua's clothes and said, "Yuan Hua, what should I do?"

Yuan Hua: "Don't worry." He looked at Charlotte and said, "I will be back sooner or later..."

[Oh my god, this is too much]

[Use the cruelest expression and say the most cowardly words]

"Stop making trouble, my wife."

"Who do you care to call me wife? You are so shameless!"

After class, Qiuya wiped her tears beside a tree.

In the soft light filter, Yuan Hua appears:

"Qiu Ya!"

BGM sounds.

Yuan Hua punched the tree, which made the audience laugh: "I am so upset. I suddenly turned into a crying fool. I don't look like a three-good student or an excellent class leader."

Qiuya: "I didn't expect that Charlotte would--"

Yuan Hua: "Don't mention him——"

Qiuya: "Hey, your hand is bleeding~"

In the background, a person sang leisurely:
"True love is as vast as a grassland. It cannot be blocked by layers of wind and rain. There will always be a time when the clouds clear and the sun rises, and the sun will shine on you and me~"

The audience laughed so hard:
Hahahaha! This line, this filter, this lyrics, this melody!

How can it be so funny? It's so magical!

It made a male college student laugh so hard that he kicked his legs; it made a female college student laugh so hard that she felt unworthy of the young man's favor; it made a mom laugh so hard that she pouted; it made a white-collar man laugh so hard that he became a vulgar, greedy and lustful person.

Yuan Hua: “No—no—no—”

"Isn't this classmate Yuan Hua? What's wrong?"

"I can't do this question. I can't do it. It's too difficult!"

【A funny guy!】

After school, Charlotte returned home after accepting the reality of her rebirth.

While listening to the song, Charlotte looked at the tape on the cupboard and muttered:

"How many years have these people lived? Where is Xi Xiang?"

The next second, he suddenly realized something:
"Fuck, Xi Xiang isn't popular yet!"

"Qiu Yu is not angry either!"

“I’m going to be famous!”

Then he played the guitar and sang.

"Today, I watched the snow drift by in the cold night,