This top guy is crazy!

Chapter 406: Charlotte's Troubles Release 3
As the song played, different scenes flashed across the screen.

In the bright and clean room, Qiuya played the piano under the supervision of her mother;

In the bathroom, Mengte put on makeup and a red dress, admiring his lipstick in front of the mirror. When a figure was reflected on the bathroom glass, he hurriedly took off the red dress;
In front of the TV, Dachun was wearing a cardboard armor and watching anime. When a character in the anime died, he burst into tears.

Zhang Yang was playing mahjong with his elders. Not only did he not give in, he also showed off. When he won, he jumped up and danced excitedly. However, this made his grandfather so angry that he became ill and fell on the mahjong table with a bang. Suddenly, there was chaos.

In the bedroom, Yuan Hua was masturbating while looking at the pornographic photos on the computer. When his mother came in to bring him some fruits, he quickly switched the computer screen to the learning interface, but the next second, he accidentally touched it and switched back.

On the coast, Ma Dongmei was riding a bicycle with her ponytail fluttering in the wind. In the distance was a golden sunset, with the sea and the sky merging into one.

The picture is silent, reflecting all kinds of life.

Audience: Wow, this is so advanced!

This segment is full of strong satire and absurdity. Through a series of funny, serious or bizarre scenes, it shows the personalities and behavioral characteristics of different characters. Amidst the laughter, it also makes the audience think.

Picture everything.

Location: Rooftop of the school building.

Characters: Qiu Ya, Yuan Hua.

BGM: Yi Jian Mei.

The audience can’t stop laughing, so come again!
Yuan Hua: "Are you okay? How many classes have you had?"

Qiuya cried and shook her head.

At this moment, her figure looked particularly fragile, her long hair swaying gently in the wind, her eyes were red, tears were swirling in her eyes, but she stubbornly refused to let them fall.

Yuan Hua had tears in his eyes, and his expression showed both heartache and determination:
"Don't worry. Before I destroy a person, I have to make him swell up first. I have arranged for someone to deal with him. You just have to be patient. Fortunately, he doesn't dare to do anything blatantly in school yet."

However, he just finished speaking.

Charlotte's voice appeared over the school loudspeaker:
"Hello, hello, is Qiuya there? Is Qiuya there? Hello everyone, I'm Xia Luo from Class 2, Grade 3. I composed a song especially for you. I'll sing it to you during lunch break."

In the office, Teacher Wang was eating eggs, then stood up and looked out the window.

In the school, many students stopped to listen to Charlotte's words.

The song sounded:

"I look forward to meeting her every minute.
Silently waiting and never complaining,
I long to see her every minute.

I met Yile on the road for a few days~"

In this time and space, Cheng Cheng still had time to copy Xu Wei's "Once You", so he could only change a song here.

At the beginning, he had three alternative songs, one was "First Love", one was "The Wind Rises", one was "Lovely Woman", and the other was "Simple Love", or "Can't Say".

But "The Wind Rises", "Lovely Woman", "Simple Love" and "Can't Say Anything" are too popular and too guava, and lack a sense of time. After much deliberation, Cheng Cheng still chose "First Love".

This Cantonese golden song is more in line with this era.

Moreover, "First Love" is a love song, which is more suitable than the original "Once You".

As the song started, the girls who were eating in the classroom stopped at the same time, their mouths slightly open, stunned.

At the school gate, several people who were dressed maturely and looked slightly adult were also attracted by the sudden singing. They stopped and leaned on the school's iron gate to look inside.

In the office, Teacher Wang, who was eating eggs, changed his posture.

On the rooftop, Yuan Hua and Qiu Ya stood side by side and fell silent.

On campus, a boy was listening and put his arm on a girl's shoulder. The girl looked up at the loudspeaker on campus and pushed his arm away.

In the radio studio, Charlotte was playing the guitar and singing, her hair blowing in the wind.

"I have no experience in love,

First discovered today,
I saw her from afar,
That joy is so fresh,
I had a sleepless night.
The shadow appears in my heart~"

In the theater, some viewers shed tears unknowingly, recalling their youth and the girl they once loved.

Yuan Hua said angrily:

"unacceptable!"

Qiuya stopped him: "Don't talk!"

Midsummer, sunshine, tree shadows, breeze, school uniforms, more and more students were moved by the song. Teacher Wang stuffed the last bite of egg into his mouth, and seemed to be immersed in it, recalling his past, and some students swayed along.

But the next second—

The singing was suddenly interrupted:
"Charlotte!"

Ma Dongmei's voice sounded through the loudspeaker.

Xia Luo exclaimed: "Ma Dongmei, what are you doing? Put the fan down!"

puff!
The audience laughed, it turned out to be a fan!

Then, sounds of smashing and looting were heard in the school broadcasting room.

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The scene changed. Xia Luo and Ma Dongmei were called into the office.

"Ma Dongmei, why did you start making trouble too? Be honest, hasn't the teacher taken good care of you? Has the teacher ever accepted anything from you? You just offered yourself up, didn't you?"

"Charlotte, did you write this lyric yourself? You're lucky to have me as your Chinese teacher. Next week, there will be a singing competition for elementary and middle school students. If you don't win a place, don't come back to see me."

The picture is everything, on the stage——

"Hurry up and use your nunchakus, hehehe!

Hurry up and use the nunchaku, hem hem hah!"

The classmate holding the plaque "Sick Man of East Asia" was kicked down by Charlotte.

The scene was silent for a second, and then——

The whole thing exploded!
The host walked onto the stage:

"The winner of the first prize in this competition is——"

Charlotte stood in a row with two elementary school students, holding a third-class reduction award certificate in his hand.

"Li Zhenxing from Experimental Primary School sang "I Dedicate Oil to the Motherland"!"

Audience: Poof!

At the premiere, every single guest burst into tears!

This turn of events was so unexpected that even professionals like them could not hold back!
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"Actually, I admire you. It doesn't matter if a man is old and ugly. The most important thing is that he has talent. And you are so talented!"

[Hahahaha, old and ugly]

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"Dachun, the ratio of men to women in our country is seriously out of balance. In the future, there will be tens of millions of single men in our country. Do you think this includes you?"

"Of course it includes me. Isn't this nonsense? Charlotte, what should I do?"

"Go chase Ma Dongmei. Just do as I taught you before. Be persistent and try to woo her. If you don't seize the opportunity in school, you will be doomed in the future when you enter society."

"The college entrance examination is coming soon, how should I study?"

"Is this something you should consider? Dachun, let me tell you, you are different from others. Don't waste your time on studying. Not to mention going to college, tell your mother to use all the money she used to pay for your college to buy a house, a house in the second ring road. Your mother will definitely listen to you. After all, who would argue with a fool?"

[Teach your brothers to cheat on themselves]

[Don’t mention it, buying a house is really possible]

[Hahaha, I just had my appendectomy done, my stomach hurts from laughing]

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"Your name is Charlotte? You're so arrogant!"

"Don't bully me. I tell you, even if I jump over the building, my brain won't work well."

"Who the hell are you trying to scare? You act like someone has a smart brain!"

[Hahahahahahahahaha I’m laughing so hard]

【It’s so funny】

[You can still compare like this, haha]

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"What are you doing?"

"roll!"

[Hahahaha, the teacher is too cowardly. I’m going to...]

[It's so smooth, so silky! ] [It's amazing! ]

[The hind legs are so graceful, without any sense of abruptness]

【Go away】

But the picture changed and Teacher Wang appeared again:

"stop!"

"I just told you to get lost. Are you lost?"

Teacher Wang performed a set of Tai Chi, beating the hooligans to a pulp, and the audience was stunned:

No, Teacher Wang, you are also a martial arts master?

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Next, the movie officially enters the cool writing mode.

Xia Luo sang "Lovely Woman" and caused a stir in the school, stealing the limelight from Yuan Hua. She then met Zhan Fang, one of the most popular singers in the 90s.

Zhan Fang has appeared on Xiangjiang TV's "Singer 2022" and was invited by Cheng Cheng to make a guest appearance this time. In this movie, she plays herself.

When the audience saw her, they were so surprised that they almost lost their voices: Wow, "Charlotte's Troubles" actually invited Zhan Fang to come on stage! But when they thought that this was Cheng Cheng's project, they were not so surprised.

With Zhan Fang's recommendation, Xia Luo performed with her on the 98 Spring Festival Gala and became a famous figure that year.

And his relationship with Qiuya has also made rapid progress.

To be honest, the audience enjoyed watching this segment.

A reborn person, because of the advantage of being a prophet, became famous through his future works. Countless people were proud of him, and those who once looked down on him also felt honored, such as the principal, such as Teacher Wang, and even his former classroom became a check-in point——

Lighting curtains with fire has become a celebrity anecdote——

Even the portraits of celebrities in the school corridors were replaced with his after the proposer of the theory of relativity, the discoverer of gravity, and the discoverer of radium.

Of course, he also hooked up with the campus belle from his school days.

This fulfills the fantasies of many people.

But the corresponding one is——

Because of the incident in the grove, Mary also chose to go to another city and disappeared from Charlotte's life.

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"Hello, is this Qiuya? I'm Yuanhua. I want to ask you which university you are applying to. I want to apply to the same school as you."

"Don't call me again. I'm afraid there will be misunderstandings about my whereabouts."

Next to the self-service telephone, Yuan Hua felt as if he was struck by lightning.

A plum blossom sounded:
"Snowflakes are falling and the north wind is howling,
The world is vast,
A plum blossom stands proudly in the snow.
Just for the sake of my beloved~"

Heavy snow fell, Yuan Hua knelt on the ground, unable to accept it: "Qiu Ya~"

Mont appears.

He opened his school uniform and put it on Yuan Hua.

Under the school uniform, there is still a school uniform.

In the heavy snow, the two looked at each other.

【LOL】

【God Dubbing】

[I want to laugh when this thing comes out, hahahaha]

How did you do the research?

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[The new generation of Chinese music godfather, Xia Luo, has quickly become popular since "xxx", becoming the first Chinese male star to appear on Time magazine. He also personally planned the large-scale music talent show "Endless Voice" that has caused a sensation throughout Asia. However, surprisingly, at the recording site of Good Voice last night, something happened that shocked all fans. Let's take a look at the situation at that time]
The audience noticed that this "Endless Voice" is comparable to Wushan TV's "Endless Singing Throat".

The most amazing thing is that this movie also invited the original mentors of "Endless Song".

Picture everything.

Voice-over: [This is a very handsome singer from a talent show. He sang a cover of Charlotte's song "Water Monkey" and won the audience over. But right after the performance -]
The camera turned to the stage, and the audience looked at it——

Wow! Isn't this the low-profile version of Cheng Cheng?
Charlotte: "You are adding unnecessary details to my lyrics by tampering with them! You also wrote 'Wait until I see you fill the sky with silver, wait until I can't tell the seasons from changing'. Do you think you are the star in the sky? I am writing about the gorilla on the ground. Do you understand?"

The audience slammed their heads and laughed wildly: "Oh my God, The Water Monkey! Oh my God, that gorilla on the ground!"
"I get angry when I see you." Charlotte rushed onto the stage and punched the man.

Backstage:

The man used Cheng Cheng's voice and said:

"I don't know why this happened just now. I actually like Charlotte very much. I like every one of his songs."

"I also create works on a regular basis, but I don't know why, I feel like I've always been living in his shadow."

“I didn’t expect him to be this kind of person.”

Next to him, his personal introduction appeared: Chengchu.

No one survived! The entire audience was laughing like crazy, laughing so hard that they fell down and even laughed so hard that they fell off their chairs!

This is so fucking funny, it's the Water Monkey Story, it's Cheng Chu, and he's always living under his shadow. It's so funny, so funny that Cheng Cheng even started to play with his own jokes.

The interview ended and Chengchu walked out of the backstage.

In the movie, he found a microphone cord on the ground. He walked to the cord, thought for a moment, and then picked up the cord and crawled under it. Then, a girl who looked like Yan Gou'er came up and asked with concern:

"Chengchu, are you okay?"

Cheng Chu shook his head, and the two of them left, snuggling together.

The audience laughed again!

There were even whistles and cheers in the cinema.

It’s a blast!
It totally blew up!
Really, this script is awesome!

This section not only restores Cheng Cheng's character as a neurotic patient, but also creates an amateur Yan Gou'er!

Xia Luo took over Cheng Chu's luck. Does that mean Cheng Chu can no longer be a big star? If he can no longer make movies, then Yan Gou'er can no longer be popular. Isn't that just an ordinary person? This is so logical!
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"Is he crazy? How could he do something so stupid?"

Qiuya saw the scenes on TV and screamed in anger.

At this time, more than ten years later, she had been promoted to Mrs. Luo.

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Sea cruise.

Beauty, ocean, yachts, champagne.

Charlotte is indulging herself.

Qiuya arrived and the scene became awkward for a moment.

Charlotte answered a call and walked to the side of the boat:

"Hey, Brother Wei Chi, I've written your song for you. It's the first one I wrote for you. Please listen to it—"

Then he sang the theme song of a once popular TV series about rural Northeast China.

"I want you to be more down-to-earth in the mainland~ I know you don't speak Mandarin well, there is also a Cantonese version~"

So he sang it again in Cantonese.

All kinds of laughter rang out in the theater.

You know, laughter is very contagious. Sometimes, some people may not want to laugh, but when a big brother laughs, they will laugh too. This is the advantage of watching a comedy in a theater. The laughter is endless and people can't stop laughing.

Of course, the movie also has to be funny.

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"Brother Luo, there's a fishing boat blocking our way. It looks like a scammer."

"Damn it! Yuan Hua!"

【BGM starts】

[The painting style suddenly changes hahahaha]

[Again, the director team is crazy]

(End of this chapter)