This top guy is crazy!

On August 8, "Love Apartment 4" was updated to episode 5. As soon as this episode was aired, the Internet became very popular again! The content of "Love Apartment 24" was everywhere.

Because starting from this episode, "Love Apartment 5" will be linked with "Friends" for three episodes!

"Aribati! I'm back!"

Zeng Xiaoxian dragged his luggage and pushed open the door of the room, exhausted.

But there was no one in the room, which froze his smile on his face.

"Huh? What about people?"

"Why is there no one to greet my brother Xian?"

At this time, Curry Sauce came out of the kitchen while eating a bread.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Ah? Where did this black girl come from?"

"Black girl? Who are you calling a black girl?" Curry Sauce exploded, "You are the black girl! My name is Curry Sauce!"

"Oh~", Zeng Xiaoxian, "Are you the new tenant of Love Apartment? Yifei told me about you?"

Curry looked at him puzzledly:
"So you are Mr. Zeng Xiaoxian?"

Zeng Xiaoxian:
"I am the good man! I am Zeng Xiaoxian~"

"What?" He smiled, thinking he was handsome, and tidied his hair. "You've heard of my name, too?"

"I've heard of it~", Curry said shamelessly, "The most famous bitch in Love Apartment, bitch Zeng! A walking 'bitch' energy transmitter, bitchy from hair to toenails. At the same time, he is a combination of a coward and a chatterbox, the most timid and cowardly representative of Love Apartment!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned!
——A play within a play——

Zeng Xiaoxian:
"What did they say about me when I was gone?"

Meijia:

"Let me make it clear first! I definitely didn't say that. As everyone knows, in the entire Love Apartment, I admire my brother Xian the most. Although he is extremely mean, often makes a fool of himself, is a bit cowardly, and is occasionally confused. He is not considered a man, but in summary, he is still a good person~"

Lu Ziqiao:
"Of course it couldn't be me. Zeng Xiaoxian is my brother, the supreme wingman! When he stands there, the girls' attention is attracted by his 'cheapness', so I can get in smoothly."

Zhang Wei's eyes dodged:

"It wasn't me, was it? I just said something about Mr. Zeng unintentionally, but I definitely didn't use words like cheap, obscene, trash, scum, Ipartment idiot, pig-head stew, etc. Hey, is it you, Xiao Hei downstairs?"

Xiao Hei downstairs:

"???"

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Zeng Xiaoxian:
"So they all went to see Yoyo's play?"

Curry Sauce: “Yeah~”

Zeng Xiaoxian:
"Then why don't you go?"

Curry Sauce grinned:

"Hey, I got up late~"

At this moment, the door was pushed open and everyone rushed in. Lu Ziqiao said in surprise:
"Zeng Xiaoxian? You're back?"

Zhang Wei:

"Oh, Teacher Zeng!"

"Ah!" Hu Yifei suddenly remembered, "I forgot! You have to come back today!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Can you forget this?"

"Oh my." Hu Yifei scratched her head. "There are too many things going on recently. I have to decorate the new house, escape from the fraud park, find the spy, and help Xiongxiong go home. There are too many things to do!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "What the hell is this? What do you mean by escaping from the fraud park?"

Hu Yifei glared:
"I've already apologized, what else do you want me to do?" Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked and immediately came to rub Hu Yifei's shoulders: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, please don't be angry, okay?"

Lu Ziqiao said to Zhan Bo:
"See? This is a typical henpecked man. A man who has fallen to this point is a failure."

Chen Meijia is dissatisfied:
"Lü Ziqiao, what are you talking about?"

Lu Ziqiao:
"Ah? Nothing? I was saying that Zeng Xiaoxian is a role model for us men. We should love our wives~"

"Eh~", Curry Sauce, Zhao Haitang, and Zhanbo collectively took a step back. They really couldn't stand this dog food~
Zeng Xiaoxian changed the subject:
"By the way, didn't Curry Sauce say that you guys were going to participate in Youyou's play? Why are you back now?"

Guan Gu was so angry that he said in Japanese Chinese mixed with anger:

"Hey, don't mention it. I'll get angry if you mention it."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked puzzled and asked what was going on.

Guan Gu said: "It's that director who got drunk and changed the script to 'Ultraman vs. Crayfish'! He even let Youyou play the crayfish that was defeated by Ultraman!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "So Youyou is angry? You don't want to act anymore?"

"No," Zhang Wei explained. "When the director asked the props team to buy crayfish, they ran into people from the crayfish protection organization. They also hung a banner at the scene, saying, 'Protest against humans eating crayfish. Protecting crayfish is everyone's responsibility!'"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "So, the performance was cancelled because of the people from the crayfish protection organization?"

Hu Yifei shook her head:

"That's right~ The director vomited during an argument with the crayfish protection organization, and the whole theater was filled with the smell of... uh... canned herring mixed with snail noodles! (Pinching nose) All the audience ran away~"

The others all made vomiting expressions.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned and slowly complained:
"What a twists and turns~"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Tang Youyou:

"Youyou, don't be discouraged. It's just bad luck this time. You will definitely become a successful actor!"

Tang Youyou: "Thank you, Mr. Zeng. Don't mention me. Let's talk about you. Are you still leaving after coming back this time?"

"Don't go!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sat down on the sofa, and the others sat down around him, in the following order:

Tang Youyou, Guan Gu, Hu Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lv Ziqiao, Chen Meijia, Zhang Wei, Zhuge Dali.

Standing behind were Lu Zhanbo, Zhao Haitang, and Curry Sauce.

Zeng Xiaoxian said:

"I was transferred back from Afghanistan this time. The TV station specially appointed me as the host of a new movie program. Hahahaha, my brother Xian's luck has also turned~"

Lu Ziqiao clapped his legs and laughed:
"The host of a movie show? Brother Xian, you are not going to host "108 Pairings of War Movies and Instant Noodles", right? After all, the reason you have survived Afghanistan until now is by dodging shells while eating instant noodles!"

Lu Ziqiao's words caused a burst of laughter.

Zeng Xiaoxian was unhappy:
"This is a serious show, okay? Our station director and Lisa are very optimistic about me!"

Tang Youyou suddenly shouted "Brother Xian" with stars in his eyes, and said:

"Teacher Zeng, look at me, look at me, can you invite me to be a guest on your show? I'll do it for free, and most importantly, I can imitate 32 different ways of crying of movie heroines, and I can also recreate the classic scene of 'Jiazhen and Fugui' in 'To Live' on the spot!"

Zeng Xiaoxian:
"Okay, okay. How can I forget you guys, bro?"

——A play within a play——

Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands, and the background music suddenly turned into the sad sound of the erhu:

"Actually, I haven't gotten the right to host the show yet, but what can I do? Yifei insisted that I come back. We just got married, and I can't live apart!

However, "If you want to wear the crown, you must bear its weight", isn't it just a three-episode program plan? It's a piece of cake~
I have to look for Zhanbo~" (End of this chapter)