This top guy is crazy!

In the room, he was arm in arm with Zhanbo.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked flattering:
"Zhanbo! My dear brother-in-law! Cheng Cheng of the literary and artistic circles, Jonah Baker of the scientific circles, and Mond Taylor of the planning circles! Please save your brother-in-law! The station director said that the planning proposal must pass before I can become a host. If it fails, I will be sent back to Afghanistan! By then, I can only send a video to your sister in the shell crater and say, 'Yifei, today's sandstorm is thicker than Lu Ziqiao's face!'"

Zhanbo stared at the computer screen, his tone calm:
"Teacher Zeng, according to big data analysis, the probability of you asking for help right now is positively correlated with the amount of money you owe me for leveling my game account - last week you said you would buy me the latest VR helmet when you return to China."

He stretched out his hand:

“Where’s the VR helmet?”

Zeng Xiaoxian knelt down in front of the swivel chair with a plop, hugging Zhanbo's thighs with both hands:

"Hey, hey, hey! How can you be so clear with your brother-in-law? I am the husband of your biological sister Hu Yifei! I am your legal brother-in-law! Can you bear to see your brother-in-law being deported back to Afghanistan? When the time comes, who will help you block your sister's bullet?"

Zhanbo held up two fingers:

"First of all, first of all, Hu Yifei is my half-sister, and you are not my biological brother-in-law!"

"Secondly——"

Zhanbo pulled his legs out expressionlessly and took out a folder from the drawer:

"This is your 27th use of the 'Brother-in-law Kidnapping Technique' since last year, with a success rate of 12%."

He opened the file:

"Last time you used this trick to get me to help you get tickets for the Gaza concert, but you ended up giving the tickets to your TV station boss and even told him, 'My brother-in-law stayed up all night queuing up to buy them.'"

Zeng Xiaoxian was ashamed:
"I didn't mean to come back early~"

Then, he started to play the victim:
"Wow, sister-in-law, no, brother-in-law, I'm so miserable! I wasn't afraid of being chased by artillery shells in Afghanistan, but now I have to fail because of the planning proposal..."

Zhanbo took off his headphones and sighed:
"Tell me what specific help you need."

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up from the ground in an instant, his movements were faster than the special forces' sudden attack, and he did not show any sign of servility just now. He said excitedly:

"I need you to use 'big data algorithms' to analyze the most popular movie commentary modes! And you have to start from the history of movies, preferably Serbia and Hollywood! Oh, and can you add a cut in the copy so I can insert ads?"

Zhanbo: "I can help you, but I have three requests."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted his chest and said, "Don't mention three, thirty will do! As long as your brother Xian can do it——"

Zhanbo raised his finger:

"First, I'm training AI and need testers. You will be responsible for chatting with it for two hours every day, including but not limited to answering its ultimate philosophical question of 'which came first, the chicken or the egg', telling it Lü Ziqiao's jokes, and teaching it to use mathematical formulas to calculate Meijia's shopping cart discounts."

Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned pale: "...Next."

Zhanbo: "Secondly, you need to help me collect a complete set of 'Resident Evil Instant Noodle Press' figures again!"

Zeng Xiaoxian (covering his ears): "That set of figures is now being sold at a sky-high price, what about the third one?"

Zhanbo suddenly took out a pink bunny jumpsuit:

"Third, on the first day of the show, you have to wear this 'battle suit' to host the show, and do the 'instant noodle dance' I choreographed at the end of the show - I have recorded all the moves in the video."

Zeng Xiaoxian's pupils trembled, and he took three steps back: "Zhanbo! You are seeking revenge for your personal gain!"

Zhanbo shrugged and prepared to continue playing on the computer: "Then I'll continue playing tiles - the teammate I just matched with said that he wanted me to play in a duo."

Zeng Xiaoxian snatched the pink bunny costume and gnashed his teeth:
"Deal! But you have to write one more issue for me!"

Zhanbo raised his lips slightly: "No problem. But as an additional service - I want to send the photo of you wearing the bunny costume to the owners' group."

Zeng Xiaoxian has no desire to live:
"Brother Xian, I will endure it!"

-

Next, Zhanbo helped Zeng Xiaoxian write the plan as promised, and asked Zhao Haitang, who majored in directing, to help.

Zhao Haitang walked in wearing a beret and holding a director's clapperboard:
"Brother Zhanbo, I heard that you are working hard on Teacher Zeng's film commentary plan? As a top student in the directing department of the Imperial Capital Academy of Drama, I, Zhao Haitang, am willing to lend a helping hand!"

So, the two of them divided the work and cooperated with each other. Zhanbo used the "big data algorithm" to analyze the most popular movie commentary mode, and Zhao Haitang watched movies to find materials.

As a result, when Zhao Haitang was watching a Serbian movie, he discovered that an actor in the movie looked exactly like Zhan Bo.

He found the actor through the cast list and then found a TV series he starred in, "Days of Our Lives," in which he played neurosurgeon Derek Lamerrie, one of the main characters in the TV series.

So he told everyone the information of this discovery, and Zhang Wei, Tang Youyou and Guan Gu all found it incredible.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian came over with instant noodles in his mouth: "What's wrong? What's wrong? I heard you were looking at handsome guys?"

Zhao Haitang immediately turned the computer to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Brother Xian, look! Doesn't this Serbian actor look exactly like Zhanbo?!"

A Serbian actor in a white coat appeared on the screen, frowning as he examined a patient. His hairstyle, facial features, and figure were exactly like Zhan Bo!

The comments were so funny, isn't this Joey's fart-sniffing performance?

It's similar to Tang Youyou's Tang syndrome performance method!
Zeng Xiaoxian almost spit out his instant noodles: "Oh my goodness! This is simply Zhanbo's Serbian branch!"

Zhang Wei also came over to take a look: "Oh my god! They look so alike! Could it be that Zhanbo was taken away by mistake when he was a child? Maybe he is actually the son of a wealthy man in Serbia?!"

Lu Ziqiao:
"When did Zhanbo go to film a movie, and he kept it a secret from us?"

Afterwards, they went to find Hu Yifei, because Hu Yifei was Zhanbo's sister and maybe she knew something.

Zeng Xiaoxian said first: "Yifei, come and see! We found a Serbian actor who looks exactly like Zhanbo!"

Hu Yifei put down the book, walked over in confusion, and frowned when she saw the person on the screen: "Why does this person look so familiar?"

Zhao Haitang quickly said, "Sister Yifei, do you think he looks exactly like Zhanbo?"

Hu Yifei took a closer look and stroked his chin: "He is very similar, but much more handsome than Zhanbo."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "Yifei, do you think Zhanbo was taken away by mistake?"

Hu Yifei shrugged: "I don't know either. After all, Zhanbo and I are half-siblings. I don't know much about his childhood."

Finally, they could only find Zhanbo, but Zhanbo thought it was Xiaohei downstairs playing a prank. (End of this chapter)