Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1302, 1290. Pervert (Two-in-One)

A fierce gust of wind suddenly rose behind them, moving at an extremely fast speed.

Luo Yihang is even faster than it.

He suddenly twisted his body and turned his head.

Out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of a large foot wearing a hiking boot.

Luo Yihang's right hand moved with lightning speed, intercepting his ankle before the big foot could kick him.

Swing it around smoothly and throw it out.

That foot, along with the person behind it, was swung off the cliff.

With a loud scream, it swung back from the edge of the cliff, spun around, and flew up to crash into a tree trunk behind it.

boom!
The scream abruptly stopped, replaced by a spurt of blood.

Then there was a loud thud.

It slid down the tree trunk and fell to the ground.

quietly.

Only then did Luo Yihang realize that the person lying on the ground was Fred's taciturn bodyguard.

This guy is interesting; he actually plans to kick Luo Yihang off the cliff.

What did he do to deserve such malice?

Is it the hatred of killing one's father or the hatred of stealing one's wife?
Or did he throw his child into the well?

We don't know each other at all...

Paji.

There was another sound from the side.

Luo Yihang turned his head and saw Fred slumped on the ground in an awkward duck-sitting position, his face deathly pale.

Although he was already quite fair-skinned, he's now so scared he's turned ashen.

His teeth chattered, his whole body trembled, and he stammered, "Is...is he dead?"

Luo Yihang smiled and shook his head, replying, "No."

After saying that, he walked up to the bodyguard and squatted down.

He swung his fist and struck him hard in the chest, then stepped aside.

puff~~
The man spat out another mouthful of black blood.

Luo Yihang turned his head and smiled at Fred, "He's dead now."

Fred's fear had just subsided a little, and he was about to stand up when he heard these words, and he collapsed back down.

then……

Luo Yihang sometimes finds it annoying that his five senses are too sensitive.

She pinched her nose and waved at him, "Why are you drinking so much water? Can't you control yourself? Go stay somewhere else!"

Fred, hearing Luo Yihang's unfriendly tone, was almost in tears, "I...I can't control myself..."

He uttered a few words and quickly shut up, not daring to argue any further, and scrambled away to get as far away as possible.

A puddle of water was left on the spot where the body had been paralyzed.

Even if you're far away, it doesn't help.

"Sigh." Luo Yihang sighed, then turned to Fred with a gentle smile, "What about the trust between people? How could I kill someone? I'm not a bad person."

Fred was completely bewildered by Luo Yihang's attitude, which changed from fierce to kind in an instant.

They're even scarier when they're being kind.

The moment Luo Yihang smiled, he felt like he needed to pee.

Even now that he's quite far from Luo Yihang, he's not tied up and can run away whenever he wants.

But he didn't dare.

My whole body felt weak, and I couldn't muster any strength.

He saw it from the side when his bodyguard was about to kick Luo Yihang off the cliff.

I was startled at the time.

Unexpectedly, Luo Yihang was not dead. He actually grabbed the bodyguard's ankle with one hand and swung him away.

His bodyguard was a big guy weighing over 200 pounds, and he was even carrying a bulletproof shield.

In Luo Yihang's hands, it was as light as a paper doll, and its body was flat when it flew out.

Luo Yihang grabbed him with one hand and swung him around without letting go.

Like throwing a discus, it was thrown several meters away after being released, and it hit a tree more than three meters high.

Is this even human?

This is too scary...
-

In fact, Luo Yihang really didn't mean to scare him.

What I said is all true.

Luo Yihang didn't kill the bodyguard. If he had, how could he have questioned him?

His first cough up of blood came from hitting the tree; he fell to the ground and lost consciousness.

The second time, Luo Yihang was worried that he might have suffered internal injuries from the impact, so he was helping him to improve blood circulation and remove blood stasis.

Although, it might be a bit early.

It doesn't matter, at least I woke him up.

There was no reaction at this point; it was playing dead.

Pretending to be pretty similar.

He wasn't even panting when we checked his breathing.

I can't feel a heartbeat when I touch my chest.

I pinched his philtrum, twisted his waist, and rolled his eyes, but there was no reaction at all.

The technique is pretty good.

If it were an ordinary person, seeing this scene would make them think they had committed murder.

My heart skipped a beat, and my mind went blank.

In this desolate wilderness, if he hadn't thought to dispose of the body, he might have escaped.

But is Luo Yihang an ordinary person?
no.

Although he couldn't feel the heartbeat, Luo Yihang could clearly sense the flow of blood through his five senses.

Luo Yihang patted his cheek again and called out a few times, "Wake up, wake up, stop pretending."

There's still no response.

"I'm warning you, I know you're faking your death, don't blame me for being ruthless."

Finished this sentence.

Luo Yihang reached out and touched his left shoulder, then snapped his arm off with a snap.

"Ah~~" the bodyguard screamed in pain.

"Ah~" Fred screamed in fright, feeling a warm current in his crotch.

Luo Yihang frowned, glanced at Fred, and said nothing.

But just as Luo Yihang turned his head...

The bodyguard pulled out a dagger from behind his back and stabbed.

Luo Yihang didn't even turn around, and with a snap, he dislocated his wrist.

The bodyguard let out another scream.

This time, the screams were incredibly mournful and drawn-out.

The birds in the forest were all frightened away.

Luo Yihang then turned around and chuckled softly, "If you yell again, I'll cripple your legs too."

Gaa~~
Cleaned up.

The bodyguard gritted his teeth, not daring to make a sound.

"Ah, those who know when to yield are the wise ones." Luo Yihang nodded with satisfaction.

I reached out and picked him up, just like I was lifting a rag doll.

She turned him over and curiously explored his body.

"Where did you hide the knife?... Oh, there's a hidden compartment in the back of my butt, it's quite well concealed, no wonder I didn't notice... You were prepared all along."

Having discovered his little secret, Luo Yihang lost interest.

Then I turned him over again.

When I turned him over, wow, it seemed like I had pressed on his dislocated wrist. He was in so much pain that sweat was pouring down his forehead, as if he had just taken a shower.

He didn't make a sound at all.

"You're so obedient." Luo Yihang was very pleased and patted him on the shoulder with a smile.

Before they knew it, the camera panned to his dislocated left arm, causing the bodyguard excruciating pain; his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

Luo Yihang let go of his hand, intending to apologize.

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

"Now you can speak. I'll ask, you answer, and nod if you understand."

The bodyguard nodded quickly.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

It's really ugly to be grinning like that.

"Do you know how long it takes for someone to go into shock from severe pain?" Luo Yihang asked his first question.

The bodyguard was taken aback. He hadn't expected Luo Yihang to ask such a strange question instead of asking about his identity or who was on his orders.

But he didn't dare ask any questions in return, and quickly replied, "Depending on the level of pain, it can range from a few minutes to several hours." Luo Yihang was very satisfied with this answer, "Good professional knowledge."

"My second question is, how long will it take for you to go into shock due to your current level of pain? Ten minutes or several tens of minutes?"

The bodyguard stood there dumbfounded, not daring to answer, completely unaware of what Luo Yihang meant by asking that question.

Luo Yihang pressed on, "Let's discuss an academic issue. If I were to make a few more holes in your body, would it prolong or shorten the time before you go into shock?"

The bodyguard was furious. How could he discuss academic issues on his own body, with injuries inflicted by the bodyguard himself?

You're a devil, a devil!

The bodyguard broke down, crying out, "I'll tell you everything, I'll tell you everything!"

Luo Yihang rubbed his nose, feeling that he was pretty weird too...

but.

The questions that need to be asked still need to be asked.

"After going into shock, how long does it take for you to wake up on your own? For example, in your case, will you wake up or not?"

"If they don't wake up, is it brain death, or a vegetative state?"

"Do you think a person can die from pain? For example, if you faint from the pain, and I wake you up, and you faint from the pain again, over and over again, will you eventually die from the pain?"

"I've never actually seen someone die from pain before."

As he spoke, Luo Yihang broke off a thin twig from the side. It was really thin, as thin as a knitting needle.

Then he rolled up the bodyguard's sleeves.

This time, I paid attention to the part of his wrist that had been dislocated, trying my best not to touch the area that was already swollen like a pig's trotter.

After rolling up his sleeves to reveal his skin.

Luo Yihang picked up a thin twig and poked a hole in his arm.

Blood gushed out.

"What are you doing! What are you going to do!" The bodyguard thought they were going to bleed him out and torture him, and he twisted his body in fear.

He was still struggling to get up.

Both of my arms are useless, and I don't even know how I got them back.

Luo Yihang reached out and pressed down, and he couldn't move.

Luo Yihang also comforted him: "Don't worry, it's just to check your platelet count and whether the wound can heal quickly. It's just a small hole, you won't die."

Bodyguards... what else could he do but trust them? He stopped struggling.

After watching quietly for a while, the bleeding really stopped.

It's just a small hole, like being pricked by a needle. Even if you don't bandage it, the bleeding will stop on its own.

Luo Yihang held the small stick, his smile particularly bright.

He muttered to himself, "So this really can be used to break through things. That's good, it's really useful."

As he spoke, Luo Yihang slowly looked at the bodyguard, his smile widening. "Hey, if I poked a few more holes, like in your stomach, circle after circle, wouldn't your belly turn into a showerhead?"

"Do you think the water pressure is high? How far can it spray?"

"Hey, can it stop by itself? Or is it too strong and can't stop?"

As he spoke, Luo Yihang gestured with a twig on his stomach.

His tone was very curious and sincere, and he seemed quite expectant.

"A shower head?? A shower head..." The bodyguard didn't realize what it was at first.

After he understood.

With a gurgling sound, he fainted.

Luo Yihang casually smacked his severed arm with a hammer.

With a scream of "Ah~~", she immediately woke up again.

Luo Yihang was quite unhappy. "I'm talking to you about something, why are you sleeping?"

The bodyguard had been driven mad by the torment.

He was terrified when he was grabbed by the ankle and thrown off the cliff.

Luo Yihang's attitude is now fluctuating wildly, sometimes good and sometimes bad, as if he's being tortured, or more like a mad scientist about to experiment on him.

Psychological torture is more terrifying than physical torture; it's worse than physical torture.

He's clearly not a tough guy; he's just trying to make a living and has no intention of dying.

"I'll tell you everything, I'll tell you everything, I'll tell you everything... I'll tell you everything..."

The bodyguard was driven to the brink of collapse again, muttering the same phrase over and over.

Luo Yihang felt that he should be truly honest now.

He asked, "What kind of skill was that, pretending to be dead? Why wasn't your heart beating?"

"Yoga," the bodyguard answered honestly. "It involves forcefully expanding the chest and abdominal muscles, increasing abdominal pressure, reducing venous blood return, and slowing the heart rate. There are risks; prolonged use can actually lead to death."

Wow, you're quite talented!

He looks big and burly, and he even knows yoga.

"What else can you do?" Luo Yihang asked.

"Fighting, firearms, lock picking, parkour, skydiving, rock climbing, diving..." The bodyguard rattled off a long list of skills, like reciting a menu.

The things he knows sound more like a spy than a bodyguard.

"What is your identity?"

"Mercenaries are also thieves."

He's a thief, that makes sense, he'll need these skills.

But looking at his physique, how can someone weighing over 200 pounds be a thief?
Hmm, it shouldn't be a burglar who broke into a house, not the kind that Luo Yihang photographed with a scallion pancake last year.

Maybe it's like in the movies, a master thief who robs a bank and breaks into a vault.

"Who sent you?"

"Red Wolf".

Red Wolf? Isn't that Arnault?
Who is Red Wolf?

This time, the bodyguard shook his head. "I don't know. Red Wolf is just a code name. I've never met him. He pays me $200,000 a month to be Antoine Arnault's bodyguard."

Without Luo Yihang even asking, the bodyguard told him about his background.

But Antoine Arnault?

That name sounds familiar; it's the eldest son of Arnault.

Why did Red Wolf pay you to be Antoine's bodyguard?

“Antoine and Red Wolf will communicate through me; the two of them will not meet in person. In addition, I will report to Red Wolf weekly on what Antoine has done, without Antoine’s knowledge.”

Wow, they're even playing Mission: Impossible.

If something goes wrong once you get your hands on him, he'll just be the scapegoat who gets thrown out.

All things considered, Antoine was the one who suffered the most. The Red Wolf's side didn't even show up from beginning to end, and he was surrounded by supervisors.

"Then why did you become Fred Arnault's bodyguard?"

“I was assigned by Antoine to follow Fred about two weeks ago.”

"Your mission?"

“Antoine’s orders are to monitor your deal with Arno and report to him daily; to find any opportunity to obtain your secrets, anything at all, by any means necessary. Red Wolf’s mission is… is…”

The bodyguard didn't dare say anything.

"What is it?" Luo Yihang asked in a deep voice.

The bodyguard gritted his teeth, resigned to his fate, and said, "I'll find a chance to get rid of you. I'll give you five million dollars after it's done."

"Ha~" Luo Yihang laughed, "So you're planning to kick me off the cliff? That's really simple and brutal."

The bodyguard lowered his head, remained silent, and dared not meet Luo Yihang's gaze.

"Why do you want to get rid of me?" Luo Yihang asked again.

The bodyguard shook his head. "I don't know, he... he didn't say."

"Besides killing me, who else are you going to kill?" Luo Yihang continued to press.

The bodyguard shook his head frantically, "No one else, there's no one else."

Luo Yihang smiled and said softly, "I don't believe it."

"It's really gone, it's really gone!" the bodyguard shouted.

Luo Yihang continued to smile, and once again said softly, "I don't believe it."

As he spoke, he reached out and dislocated his right shoulder with a snap.

"Ahhh!" the bodyguard screamed in agony, tears and snot streaming down his face as he cried out, "No, there really isn't any..."

Only then did Luo Yihang believe that there really was no one else.

She sighed. Why did they have to target me?

I'm also a little embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, I can only take things apart, not put them back together. Please bear with me."

bodyguard:……

Just bear with it, what else can you do?
-

That's about all the questions we've asked for now.

But we can't just listen to one side of the story.

Luo Yihang stood up and went to the place where Fred was.

Come and take a look.

Wow, it's great to be young, you can fall asleep as soon as your head hits the pillow.

Fred fell straight to the ground, seemingly unconscious at some point...

(End of this chapter)