Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1307, page 1295: Cat Hair Single
Registering the patent and dismantling the adulterated product will take some time.

Poaching talent isn't something that can be done overnight; it requires the right methods and approaches.

So, Luo Yihang once again became a hands-off manager, leaving all the subsequent work to Uncle Li and Wen Ying. After all, they had the think tank, which made it convenient, quick, and professional to get people to work.

Don't take advantage of the bastard.

Luo Yihang himself, on the other hand, had to do something else important.

The cat's hair is on the song!

The Cat Hair Song?
Yep.

Without any warning, Cat Head suddenly released an announcement on its official account.

[Great news! Cat Head's debut single has been released! You'll regret it if you don't listen to it!!!]

As soon as this news came out.

This immediately shocked a huge number of netizens.

What the hell?
You need to hurry up and get the gelatinous jelly, Malan grass, and fruit jelly in stock! The cold-cooked rabbit is sold out again! And can you please make cilantro-flavored crispy mountain ice cream balls...?

You're here to release a song?
Don't you always release songs, cat head? Why are you releasing another one?

[Not surprised at all, not bothered at all, not curious in the slightest, just tell me, what kind of work are you planning?]

[Yeah, there's the Jelly Song, the Poop Song, the Elephant Pull-Up Song, the Humming Song, the Menu Recitation Song, and you cat-headed folks have so many songs!]

[Upstairs, the three songs after yours are the same, by Mao Qiqi]

[A poop song...please, I'm eating. By the way, does the cat-themed song have any poop songs?]

Yes, my poop is no longer hard, I get up at 3 a.m. to poop, and the toilet won't be so upset the next morning!

Oh no, it's started singing.

Please, that's a gut health song, not a poop song.

Please, the gut health song is just the blink of an eye on an electronic scale; Yu'ebao (Alipay's money market fund) won't last until the next dawn.

Please don't sing it, my friend said it makes him uncomfortable...

Hahaha, nobody cares about the cat head announcement, it's completely off-topic.

This forced the official account of Cat Head to quickly issue a statement emphasizing, "What you're talking about are all advertising jingles, promotional songs, and fan-made works. This time is different! This time it's a special single carefully produced by us Cat Head, a real single, and it's going to be officially released!!!"

Wow, a single! That's amazing!!! [Cat head is so cool!] [Cat head is so talented~~]

It's not sincere at all, it's incredibly perfunctory, and yet nobody cares.

It's not that nobody cares; at least An Yi's fans do.

They kept asking when it would be released and on which platform.

They're all eager to show their "real skills," and they're professionals at data manipulation, traffic generation, and voting to climb the charts.

By the way, just asking cautiously, is the single sung by their An Yi?
It doesn't matter if it isn't; just consider it a way of thanking An Yi for having another representative work.

This refers to the variety show that they've been eagerly anticipating for a whole year, a show that was first revealed during the time of Wu Zetian's incense ball incident, and is the legendary show about An Yi's suffering.

It finally premiered after the Lunar New Year this year.

The show is called "Xixi Village and Three Fools," which sounds like a great program.

Actually, the content is good too.

That's terrible.

On the day the show premiered, Ke Shaotong even rented a cruise ship and invited 100 of An Yi's fans.

Sipping red wine and enjoying snacks on the beautiful Han River, they watched her brother suffer together.

Their perverse sense of humor is truly something else.

His brother really suffered a lot while filming this show...

Han Yun really threw him and two other celebrities into the mountains.

They were thrown into a poor little mountain village called Xixi Village, deep in the Qinling Mountains of Foping County.

The main mission is to have them use the money earned from the roosters to lead a mountain village out of poverty and into prosperity.

It's that big red rooster in Qingmuchuan that crows loudly when you scan a QR code to pay ten yuan; the sound is so loud that it can be heard throughout Gansu, Sichuan, and Shaanxi provinces.

That rooster crowed for half a year and earned 56,000 yuan.

The announcement from the rooster-shaped sign stated that the money would be used for poverty alleviation.

Of course, it wasn't that they actually received poverty alleviation funds; rather, the program production team provided the same amount of funding.

Then the program content is that the three of them are thrown into the mountains, completely bewildered and at a loss, and they have to beg for food everywhere.

They learned to do farm work, to gather mountain produce, to feed chickens and ducks, to build pigsties and chicken coops, and to tend to fruit trees.

He mixed the cement himself, built his own pigsty, and was chased all over the mountain by the pigs.

They sang to the buffalo, but the buffalo ignored them...

The 56,000 yuan was needed to repair dilapidated houses, install streetlights, buy feed and seeds, and also to provide food, drink and bedding for the three of them.

They also planned to enrich the villagers' leisure life by setting up a chess and card room and a media room.

He wanted to do everything, but couldn't do anything, was poor and clumsy, and made countless jokes.

Because they were so poor, they were forced to go up the mountain to dig for wild vegetables, go down to the pond to dig for lotus roots, and collect eggs from the chicken coop.

They set off before dawn, carrying baskets on their backs, trudging along several miles of mountain paths to set up their stalls at the county town's vegetable market...

Finally, during the harvest festival, the oranges grown in their village were a great success, and they were all sold.

The money they were given was used to buy tables, chairs, benches, chess sets, and a large television, which they placed in the dilapidated house they had repaired themselves.

On their last night together, they held a party in the newly decorated home theater, where everyone gathered together with laughter and joy.

Finally, the "three fools" went outside together, and the bright light from the newly installed streetlights shone on each of their faces...

It's a variety show that's funny, clumsy, shows growth, and is also very inspiring.

Although its viewership numbers can't compare to those of big stars, its reputation is exceptionally good.

Large portions and plenty to fill you up.

It ran for a total of 28 issues, with two issues released per week for more than three months.

It just ended.

They dragged many people into this mess, crying and shouting that they would throw the three of them into other mountains to suffer.

Even the big rooster from Qingmuchuan formed a long queue and crowed non-stop from morning till night...
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Finally, someone cares about the single.

The cat quickly replied, "This single wasn't released on a platform, it was released in the sky."

【Heaven? 】

How do you release a single from the sky?

The second announcement from the cat-headed character has been written.

[Tomorrow night at 9 PM sharp, look up at the sky in ten cities including Chaotianmen Wharf in Chongqing, Quchi Pond in Chang'an, West Lake in Hangzhou, Hankou River Beach in Wuhan, Huangcuo Beach on the Ring Road in Xiamen, and the Hanjiang Riverbank in Tianhan... Don't miss it! There will be surprises on site~~]

What the hell!

play for real?
Release a single in ten cities?
The cat is up to its old tricks again.

Wait, you didn't say what the single is called! You're keeping us in suspense again!
They're always messing around and never doing anything productive. Boycott! Protest! They're inhuman!

Netizens may say that, but their actions tell a different story.

Before nine o'clock even arrived, ten locations in ten cities were already packed with people, and there wasn't even room to stand.

This includes the chubby girl who works as a waitress at Jiweilou.

The cat head is up to its old tricks again.

Tianhan's headquarters is also one of the ten cities.

Jiweilou and Maomaotou are from the same company.

As someone who's part of the family, how could Little Fatty not go and support her?

Not only should we show our support, but we should also pick up our old profession again.

Even though she had a scheduled shift that day, she took three opportunities to try out the dishes and swapped shifts with her colleagues.

The chef at Jiweilou had to give the dishes three tasting opportunities.

The chubby girl paid a huge price to support her brother's company...

So, before seven o'clock, before it was even dark, the chubby girl carried her camera and tripod to the Han River to secure a good spot.

She thought she had arrived early, but when she got there, the riverside viewing path was almost full of tripods.

Television stations, new media, video bloggers, and live streamers who are already broadcasting live on their phones.

At this time, everyone who came was a competitor. The chubby girl quickly found an empty spot to set up her equipment.

She had just set it up when another line of people rushed out from around her.

After eight o'clock, the trail was already crowded with people, and the grass behind the trail and the park further away were also full of people.

There were even many tourist boats floating on the river, as many as fifty or sixty.

Tianhan is clearly a small city, and it's not summer vacation yet, so why are there so many people?

Because this is cat head doing something funny.

Since the launch of Jiaoqiqi and Super Malan Grass, especially after "There's a Story to Tell You" moved hundreds of millions of people, the official account of Maomaotou has nearly 10 million followers.

Its reputation and influence have skyrocketed.

They had barely calmed down when they started causing trouble again.

I have to see it with my own eyes.

As soon as the announcement was released, high-speed rail tickets to Tianhan sold out again, and traffic jams started again at highway entrances.

Even some of the tourist boats on the river came from Hubei Province by waterway.

Moreover, Cat Head is a local enterprise, and people from Tianhan always talk about it with pride, bringing honor to their hometown.

As someone from my hometown, I had to come and support them.

Today, about a quarter of the people in Tianhan city came to the riverbank.

There are many people.

Fortunately, we had reported it in advance, and the traffic, fire and other departments were all prepared and mobilized manpower to maintain order. They were so anxious that they were sweating profusely.

The bustling noise continued until exactly 9 p.m.

Four fireworks suddenly shot up from the river and exploded in the night sky.

The noise of people was suppressed.

This marked the official release of the single "Cat Head," whose name is currently unknown, in the sky.

Heaven?

Where in the sky?
A buzzing sound could be heard.

In the distance, in an area marked off by a circle, rows of shimmering lights slowly rose.

Oh, it's a drone.

It was somewhat novel, but not entirely unexpected.

Drone shows have become increasingly common in recent years.

"Look, on the river!" someone suddenly shouted.

Then a group of people started pointing at the river and shouting.

Then, without needing to shout, everyone present saw it.

On the river's surface, a golden curtain of light rose, shimmering and shimmering like flowing water.

The chubby girl turned the camera, which had been pointing at the sky, to the river, just as the golden light screen began to materialize, revealing a glowing house—in 3D…

"I told you, Cat Head wouldn't just put on a drone show, would he? A water screen, a laser water screen."

"I saw something in the Han River when it was still light out. I thought it was a fish farm, but it turned out to be a water curtain..."

"Mom!"

The chubby girl was still enthusiastically introducing herself when she suddenly heard a voice from above.

Startled.

The drone was equipped with a speaker, playing music while transforming into a shower of stars that sprayed onto the water screen, causing the door of a house on the water screen to slowly open.

Immediately afterwards, the drone swarm, flashing yellow lights, formed a disc and cast a ring of light on the water's surface.

Now we see something new: reflections on the water! The scene is mirrored on the river, rising and falling with the waves, dazzling and almost illusory.

With the drones in place, the lighthearted prelude finally came to an end.

Cat Head's single is finally out... "The sun shines warmly on the hillside~~"

The very first line of the lyrics almost caused tens of thousands of people on the riverbank to fall over.

Why make such a big fuss, launching simultaneously in ten cities, with drones and water curtains, when all they're doing is using a children's song?

As the lyrics played, the drone spun from a disc into a smiling face, with wavy patterns emanating from it.

The second line, "The wind is gentle and the grass is swaying," depicts swaying grass blades on the water curtain, and the silvery stream of water mist resembles a gentle breeze.

The three-dimensional swaying of the reflection on the water's surface.

This is seriously a children's song!!!

"Little pig, little pig, wake up! Grunting and stretching~~"

A transparent pig made of water mist emerged from the house, stretched, and puffed up with a bang, becoming round and bouncy. That was another swarm of drones flying over.

Meanwhile, a group of drones wrote the pink "Zzz→" above the pig's head.

"Strolling around, digging in the dirt, hopping and skipping while doing morning exercises~~"

The drone-made piglet treads on the water's surface, each step creating ripples of brown mud and layers of bubbles.

Haha, there's even a bubble machine in the water.

As the bubbles floated into the air, the little pig ran higher and higher.

"Jumping and hopping in the sunshine! Jumping and hopping away, no worries!"

The golden sun also took flight, and a little pig turned into a group of little pigs, hopping and skipping in the sunlight of the night sky.

"Bouncing and skipping in the sunshine~~ Bouncing and skipping without worries~~ Bouncing and skipping without sleeping in~~"

To the accompaniment of the lyrics, the little pigs chase after the golden sun, roll happily on the grass, line up in formation and practice military-style boxing, and queue up to cross a log bridge...

So cheerful and adorable, they're absolutely irresistible!

What's wrong with nursery rhymes? Nursery rhymes are great!

On the riverbank, adults and children, men and women, young and old, all sang and jumped to the rhythm, their bodies bouncing as if they were at a music festival.

The kindergarten teachers present were all diligently memorizing the lyrics, preparing to teach them to the children tomorrow. They wanted their students to be the trendiest kids in the kindergarten…

"Jumping and hopping in the sunshine~~Jumping and hopping without worries~~Jumping and hopping without sleeping in~~" was repeated twice more.

The little pigs chase each other in the safety bubbles sprayed by the "bubble machine," play ball-balancing, and jump rope, full of energy and joy.

The upbeat rhythm slowed down, and the child's voice transformed into a gentle female voice.

"Little pig, thank you for bringing joy and delicious food~"

The piglets lined up, and the lead piglet blinked, mimicking a diving motion, and leaped from the air.

The underwater light screen also changed to warm colors, and an archway appeared with the words "Delicious Journey" written on it.

Eh hey hey???
What?
"A healthy and happy little baby ~ turning into a delicious treasure on the plate! YEAH!"

Golden arches transformed into twinkling stars, and drones descended, forming a beautiful kitchen.

The little pig sparkles and transforms into golden chunks of meat and bouncy sausage shapes.

Golden chunks of meat and sausages flew high into the air, spinning around, and then "bouncing" precisely and joyfully into a huge, clean pot bubbling with happiness.

The large pot emitted an enticing glow and a delightful sizzling sound, finally settling into a plate of incredibly tempting, glistening, and large, plump sausages.

"Burp~~" It ended with a satisfied burp...

The children present burst into tears.

From the banks of the Han River all the way to the distance, the cries of young children echoed through the air.

The adults remained silent.

This... cat head... this... what a hell! Even Satan would have to get a cat tattooed on his body.

And at the end.

Brilliant fireworks exploded in the water.

The drone took off again, forming a precise outline of a QR code in the night sky.

The water screen displayed the message: "Scan the QR code for a surprise! (`)"

Using water to write emoticons... huh? You've got too much energy to burn.

The audience silently took out their phones and held them up to the sky...

(End of this chapter)