Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1308, Section 1296: A New Adventure, Treasure Hunt

So many people were called to the riverbank late at night to watch the single release, so naturally it wouldn't be sung only once.

Instead, he sang it ten times in a row.

I have to say, this children's song is really catchy.

"Bouncing and leaping in the sunshine!"

"Jumping and hopping, no worries!"

"Jumping and hopping around, never sleeping in!"

Everyone can sing it now.

The lyrics and melody are the same every time, but the performance is different each time.

But the essence remains the same: all sorts of little pigs are jumping, playing, and having a great time in the sky.

It makes you think of little pigs all over your head.

And, each time the ending is inhuman, the happy little pigs become even happier, turning into fried pork chops, braised pork belly, pork knuckles, meatballs, ham sausages, roast suckling pig...

When did water curtain and drone technology become so advanced? One by one... the little pigs are so delicious.

Finally, a grand fireworks display took place on the river, with fireworks launching from the water and exploding in the sky.

One after another, adorable little pigs were fried out.

After the piglets gradually faded away...

The second round of fireworks exploded in the sky, and braised pork, fried pork chops, and braised pork knuckles appeared again, taking over the show.

...Cat head! Even at the very end, you still won't treat me like a human!
So much so that even after the new song was fully released, the audience members were still drooling as they walked home.

Oh right, I finally know the name of this song, it's called "The Bouncing Little Pig Song".

at the same time.

#BouncingLittlePigSong

#Give me back my gratitude
#CatheadYouAreNotHuman

#Drone + water curtain, awesome!
A series of topics trended on social media.

Except for the last one, the content talks about how drone performances combined with laser water curtains, bubble machines, fireworks, and other forms of presentation create a unique visual experience and lead a new trend in publicity, blah blah blah.

It's obvious that the trending topics were bought by the performance company itself.

The other posts were incredibly popular, with hundreds of new posts appearing every second.

Cat Head is already attracting a lot of attention, and it can be called the company that is most capable of creating the most interesting and big-scale events in the country. It just so happens that it is an agricultural company.

Another thing is, this whole thing was really weird.

With such a grand gesture, releasing just a children's song would have been enough to create a sensation.

Nursery rhymes it is.

It was quite cheerful.

Just as I was happily jumping and skipping around with the little pig, suddenly, the little pig went into the pot.

Can you imagine the scene at that time? There were millions of people on-site in ten cities across the country, and countless viewers in at least a thousand live broadcast rooms. There must have been tens of millions of viewers.

So many people, all frozen in place, their minds unable to process what was happening at the same time.

It is said that all comments in the live stream were stopped at that time.

The various live streaming platforms were so frightened that they thought the platform had crashed again, and they were sweating profusely with anxiety.

Hey, why did you say "again"?
In short, the cat head trick has fooled so many people, it deserves a good "criticism".

This has aroused public outrage.

The #BouncingLittlePigSong topic was relatively well-received, but it was people who later came to their senses.

#Give me back my emotions, it's full of sobs, the real kind of crying, all like wailing babies who can't be soothed. Tonight, the cat head is comparable to the Tianjin fire department.

The hashtag #CatHeadYouAreNotHuman has become incredibly popular, generating a massive wave of condemnation and criticism.

[I was stunned. Aren't you setting a bad example for kids? The beginning was so innocent and fun! Then, the little pigs were so happy, it was wonderful! Suddenly they turned into sausages—round, plump, oily, perfectly marbled, with neither too much fat nor too little fat. Judging by the flavor, the first one was probably plain, the second spicy, and the third smoked, perfect for grilling…slurp… In short, what will kids see and think?!]

I don't know how kids see things, but the person who posted this definitely looked very carefully.

Then someone gave him a bad suggestion: "Tell the child, 'The little pig looks happy, right? If it's happy every day, it'll turn into a sausage. The same goes for children; if they only play around and don't study, they'll also turn into sausages.'"

[Yes, yes, the child was frightened after hearing that, and only knew how to work hard and strive to learn. Through diligent effort, even resorting to extreme measures like hanging one's head from the rafters, pricking one's thigh with an awl, or chiseling a hole in the wall to steal books by light, it wasn't considered stealing; he finally became a good cook.]

[Hmm... the cook seems pretty good...]

As expected, the thread has gone off-topic again.

There was another top comment that was even more off-topic.

To be honest, the "Cat Head" song about pigs is quite cheerful if you listen to it with your eyes closed. But don't look at the visuals; the two together are just too weird. It's as weird as when my dad went into the delivery room, and after a while, the baby ran out and asked me whether to save the operating room or the hospital, and a guy passing by said, "Paul Korchagin."

[...doesn't seem made up]

I can attest that I did have my eyes closed.

[I was there, I was just passing by. By the way, why did your buddy walk past me?]

[You...you guys...I don't think I could figure this out even if I ate ten pounds of mushrooms.]

[You filthy thing, get out of here! Don't you know the price of glutinous rice has gone up?]

Has the price of glutinous rice gone up? Can we switch to long-grain glutinous rice? My family has always eaten long-grain glutinous rice; the grains are plump and fragrant, and it yields a lot of rice after steaming or boiling. Everyone who has tried it says it's good. If you want to buy long-grain glutinous rice, look for the XXXX brand...

Uh... there are even ads, which fully demonstrates the netizens' positive spirit.

Even the official account for the cat-themed single commented, "Our first single is meant to express that cuteness is worthless in the face of maturity."

When the official team intervened, it was immediately spotted by sharp-eyed netizens and quickly rose to the top of the trending topics.

Wait, wait, cute? Mature? Is that what I mean?

The cat-headed commenter replied: "[Believe in yourself, that's what you mean...]"

What I'm thinking... is even more hellish!

Soon, the hashtag #CuteIsWorthlessInTheFaceOfMaturity trended on the hot search list.

After understanding the cause and effect, clever netizens instantly grasped what "cute" meant and what kind of maturity "mature" it was.

Then he transformed into a detective, sometimes pinching his chin, sometimes pushing up his glasses with one hand, sometimes taking off his monocle and wiping it with a cloth.

[There must be a deeper meaning behind the release of a single by the cat-headed artist]

[It's obvious the deeper meaning is that the cat-headed character is going to sell pork...]

It's just a matter of two sentences, why all the fuss?

But were their guesses correct?
There was even a QR code when the new song was released.
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The QR code leads to a lottery, but it's just a lottery; the winners won't be announced until two days later.

Publicity should be carried out in a measured way; it shouldn't all be released at once.

We need to give the "Piggy Song" some time to ferment.

The chubby girl scanned the QR code and clicked the lottery button, but she didn't think much of it. The cat-headed guy said there would be a surprise, but she thought it was just some samples or something.

Two days later, she actually won the lottery.

But the prize wasn't a sample; instead, it was an invitation to participate in the "Piggy Treasure Hunt Adventure" at Tianhan East Lake Forest Park at 10 a.m. on Saturday.

Then I received another call from Cat Head, who explained that there were only 200 spots available for this event because it involved a lot of exercise. He asked about my physical condition and confirmed whether I had time to participate. If it was inconvenient for me to participate, the opportunity would be put back into the prize pool.

In return, a snack gift pack will be provided as compensation.

Snack gift packs can't compare to the fun of live activities. I don't know what this "Great Adventure" is all about, but the name includes "treasure hunt"...

She definitely had to go, even if it meant working on Saturday and having to pay the painful price of having to ask a colleague to switch shifts with her after she had three tasting opportunities.

The chubby girl paid a huge price for the cat head; if it wasn't fun, she would have really started cursing.

There were over 100,000 people that day, and countless more took photos and scanned QR codes. The video that the chubby girl filmed herself alone had over a million views and over 100,000 likes.

I also took a picture of the QR code. Little Fatty even tried scanning it in a video screenshot.

Countless people joined in the fun by watching her videos, adding to the denominator.

There are only two hundred winners.

Show off, you absolutely have to show off.

First, send the good news of winning the prize to your account.

This prompted a flood of congratulations and comments from her fans, including "Why wasn't I included?!"

There was even a poor little girl crying her eyes out: "I won too, but I'm in São Paulo, halfway around the world! Why did I have to be so lucky at this time?! Do you know how much it hurt when I clicked 'decline'?!"

Wow~~ This is the first time I've known that the chubby girl actually has fans in Brazil. Wow, she's gone international without me even noticing, how wonderful!

I promised my fans I would post a video after the event, and here it is, a full video of the whole thing.

The chubby girl counted the days on her fingers, and finally Saturday arrived.

Upon arriving at the agreed location, we boarded the bus prepared by Cat Head.

Cat Head, as expected of someone who's always organizing events, is really well-prepared.

Not only was a car arranged, but there was also water and breakfast on the car. The breakfast was from Jiweilou Restaurant, and it was even hot.

One serving for each person, they really went all out.

The chubby girl also received a portion, and when she opened it, she found four "wife-forgetting buns" and a cup of pumpkin porridge.

I wish I hadn't gotten up early to go to work for breakfast; I could have saved myself a meal.

Even though employees get a 50% discount, a 2,000 yuan meal card a month still costs a lot.

The little chubby girl took out a steamed bun and took small bites, glancing around at the people in the car.

Most of them are young people, and the oldest group seems to be around forty years old.

Yes, they mentioned it on the phone; those who were too old or too young were probably turned away.

After looking around the car, his gaze settled on the young man next to him.

It's not because he's handsome, he's just average-looking.

It's mainly his eating habits.

Just three bites and a steamed bun is gone.

He opened the pumpkin porridge without using a spoon, picked up the bowl and poured it into his mouth, hissing from the heat. His eyes were wide open, but he was reluctant to spit it out, and he kept rummaging through his mouth with his mouth wide open.

It's like cooking a dish in your mouth.

They were completely absorbed in eating.

As if sensing the gaze, the young man swallowed his porridge with difficulty, turned his head, and asked curiously, "Why aren't you eating? These buns are especially delicious, and the porridge is also very good. No wonder it's Jiweilou's breakfast; it's so delicious."

He's quite talkative and very outgoing.

The chubby girl quickly looked away and shook her head, "You eat, you eat. I'm used to it, no rush."

She herself didn't know what she was saying. Realizing that her sentence was a jumbled mess, she quickly added, "If you don't have enough, you can have mine too."

The young man didn't seem to mind, and exclaimed, "It's great to be in Tianhan. Jiweilou is right at my doorstep, I can go anytime."

The chubby girl smiled to herself, thinking to herself, "What good thoughts are you having? Even locals in Tianhan don't just go there casually; the queue is too long."

However, she didn't mention that she worked at Jiweilou, and that the food served there was their work meal—that's just too enviable.

Instead, he asked curiously, "Aren't you from Tianhan?"

The young man shook his head with a bitter face. "I'm from Shandong. I scanned a QR code out of curiosity and actually won. I even got a spot at Tianhan Square. I rushed to catch the train overnight and didn't arrive until late at night. I stayed here in the square for half the night."

"Wow, that's so far away. I thought everyone who got a draw was from Tianhan."

"No, I chatted with people while we were waiting for the bus. They came from all over the country. At least a third of the people on this bus are from out of town, but I'm from the farthest away."

He was quite proud.

"Hey, are you still going to eat steamed buns? I have a big appetite."

In just a few words, he finished four steamed buns and a bowl of porridge, but he was still not full.

The chubby girl shared one, two, and three of her untouched buns with him, and even gave him her porridge.

The young man was finally, well, only half full.

The young man wasn't going to let the free breakfast go to waste. When he saw the chubby girl carrying a tripod and camera bag, he took over the whole load and carried it all the way to repay her kindness.

He really is a natural at making friends.

After a while, the chubby girl inexplicably picked up a teammate on the bus, a young man from Shandong named Miao Xinlei.

Alright, since it's a treasure hunt anyway, teaming up should be better than going solo.

But where is the treasure?
After the bus arrived at Donghu Forest Park on the outskirts of the city.

Everyone got out of the car.

As the name suggests, this place has a lake and a forest.

Since it's a forest park, it must be quite large.

Hmm, hmm, this is typical of Tianhan. Everywhere you look, it's like a park.

Apart from their group, there wasn't a single tourist around on the weekend.

It seems like the cat has booked the whole place.

But it's understandable that there are no tourists. Why is there no one to greet them? Where is the host?

Where is the task issuer?
Even a simple sign would be helpful.

Are you just going to search blindly without a guide?
I should at least describe what the treasure looks like...

Two hundred people stared at each other, their faces full of question marks.

Miao Xinlei went into the crowd and asked around, but no one knew.

Fortunately, the driver provided a clue: wait until 10 o'clock and look at the sky.

Is it in the sky again?

Another drone show?

I anxiously watched the clock, each second feeling like an eternity as I endured the final three minutes.

Suddenly, someone in the crowd shouted, "Holy shit!"

It's exactly the same as when we were by the river.

Little Fatty, Miao Xinlei, and the others all transformed into giant white geese, stretching their necks to look up at the sky.

After searching around, they all looked southeast and exclaimed in unison, "Holy crap!"

Three airships appeared in the southeastern sky. They were round, pink pig-shaped airships with four thin little legs dangling.

A banner trailed behind it, which read: "Laughing like a pig is the way to win!"

It's clearly a cat-head style.

What a big deal.

What does the writing on the banner mean?
The first clue?

Immediately, a clever fellow in the crowd shouted, "I know! There must be an official mole among us. This round is all about who can imitate a pig's squeal the best, and that will give us a clue for the next round."

Upon hearing this, some people actually believed it and immediately started making pig noises like "oink oink," "whoosh," and "snort" at the airship.

Everyone's voice sounds different.

So, how do pigs squeal again?

Miao Xinlei shouted exceptionally loudly.

The chubby girl realized she wasn't that "shameless," so she quickly moved away from him.

The airship looks slow, but it actually flies very fast.

In just a few minutes, it flew over everyone's heads, casting a shadow.

And a whole bunch of colorful spheres.

The sphere unfolds into colorful parachutes in the air, so there's no need to worry about it hitting your head.

The chubby girl was quick-witted and caught a slowly descending red ball.

I found that it could be opened; it was a gashapon capsule.

Inside the box was a treasure map.

It has a rough map of the park drawn on it, with five X's drawn in different locations.

The back reads, "[Treasure Branch Number One: Find the real treasure in five locations—the Pig Horn! Warriors! Sound the horn to summon the divine pig!]"

The chubby girl nudged Miao Xinlei and stuffed the treasure map and a gashapon ball into his hands.

When Miao Xinlei saw the treasure map, his face turned red; this was the real clue.

The pig's squeal just now...

Miao Xinlei was so embarrassed he was jumping up and down, and he was furious and wanted to settle scores with Da Congming who had shouted and made pig noises earlier. I think he's the real official mole!
(End of this chapter)