Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1312, Chapter 1300: Snowflake Pattern

Trading video clips for merchandise?

The chubby girl, being an internet celebrity, immediately stood up, clearly indicating that she also wanted to post videos with her cat-head hairstyle.

It has to be changed, absolutely.

My chubby girl has wanted the bell bracelet for a long time, and she also wants those little pigs, pig head hats, and cute water cups that she hasn't gotten yet.

He demonstrated his professional skills by tapping away on the tablet, selecting all the highlights and eye-catching shots that would attract fans, and changing a whole bunch of things.

After making her selections, she reminded Miao Xinlei that these shots might be included in the promotional video for Maomaotou. She could refuse if she didn't want to appear on camera, as Maomaotou has a good reputation and would definitely not use them without permission.

However, Miao Xinlei had no concerns about showing his face; he only had the expectation of appearing on "television."

Watching Miao Xinlei change all the clips at once, and repeatedly urging that they must be selected, even if it's just to show his face, he said it wasn't easy for him to come all this way, and that he should bring honor to his ancestors, blah blah blah.

The chubby girl felt that the world was so big and full of wonders.

Those clips contain a lot of embarrassing moments, and some of the shots are really ugly~~——
After the event, the chubby girl returned home carrying two huge bags.

I didn't have time to rest and stayed up all night to edit the video.

It was released before the cat head version.

With such a huge amount of traffic, it's a waste not to take advantage of it.

And Miao Xinlei, you want to be on "TV"? We'll let you be on TV as much as you want.

The special treasure hunt organized by the cat-headed organization has been circulating online for a day now.

It's the same ten cities, the same ten parks, but each city only has two hundred slots, making it all very mysterious.

At the end of the day, only some photos and short videos circulated, and everyone posted different ones, making it impossible to get a full picture.

This has left onlookers itching to know what's going on.

It's safe to say that the entire internet is waiting for this long video of the chubby girl personally participating in the whole process.

The first one, the very first one.

As soon as it was released, it immediately garnered the biggest and sweetest wave of traffic, with the number of views skyrocketing.

Ten thousand views in ten minutes, one hundred thousand views in an hour, and getting three to five million views is a piece of cake.

Netizens found it hilarious.

Every detail was discussed repeatedly.

They even provided breakfast!!!

[Breakfast at the Poor Ghost Building!!! Four steamed buns and a bowl of porridge cost tens of dollars!!!]

Why is it called "Poor Ghost Building"? The bag clearly says "Extreme Flavor Building".

[Because if you go to Jiweilou (a restaurant), you'll come out broke.]

[But it was so delicious... I want to go again, saving up, really saving up!!]

Is Tianhan the same as Jiweilou? In Jiangcheng, we get breakfast from the Sheraton, which is also very good.

The building started leaning before we even reached our destination.

But when it comes to making games...

Wow, such a huge airship! Cathead really went all out!

[Friendly reminder: the airship gets a bit cheesy later on.]

[Kill the spoiler!!!]

There are some truly hidden talents among the netizens; one person even named the breed of all the pigs hanging in the tree.

It also included real photos and a comparison of the dolls on the tree.

The cat head is amazing; it captures all the details and features on such a small toy.

They make products casually, but put their heart into the peripheral products.

Naturally, this sparked a wave of people wanting it.

Some participants even left comments boasting that they had collected all the pigs.

They even posted photos showing a bed full of little pigs.

Hundreds of pigs, how do you gather them all?

Uh... just how much of his dark history did he pay for?
See the official video.

Quite a few people came to Little Fatty's place to watch the videos.

There were also people who followed the same route as her and chose the red number one.

The video comments section was filled with vehement condemnation: 【Why?! Why is your challenge called "Pigs Hanging in Trees," while mine is called "Pigs in Trees!!!"】

Uh... the chubby girl replied: [Hidden interactions developed?]

Neither of these names is very good, so what's there to argue about?

Netizens were laughing hysterically at the comments, confirming that cat-headed characters are terrible at naming their children, and the trend is spreading.
Then, he laughs merrily when dancing in the mud, laughs merrily when opening a treasure chest and finding garlic, laughs merrily when a pig splatters his face, laughs merrily when fighting with a fox, and laughs merrily when blowing a horn and making a pig squeal.

And when the airship floated over and delivered that "generous" and "passionate" victory declaration, they were the most overjoyed.

The screen was filled with comments of people laughing so hard they were rolling around in bed or looking for their heads on the floor.

[This is so damn cringeworthy!!!]

[Let's cheer, you rice warrior!!! Hahahahahahaha]

[The Warrior Who Eats Rice, hahaha, his terrible naming skills are confirmed yet again!]

But when golden confetti rained down from the airship, and the chubby girl picked one up and showed it to the camera, the audience stopped laughing.

【Aaaaaaah! A voucher!! Free!!!】

[Snacks I've never seen before: sausages, pork jerky, and giant pig's trotters!!!]

[Meat! It's meat! It's cat head meat!!!]

Ouch! How terrifying!

But when the crown filled with sausages was served...

Netizens are going to be laughing their heads off, exclaiming, "This is insane!!!"

A few seconds later... [Holy crap! The pointed end can be pulled off, this is a crown-shaped fruit platter! I want it...]

The buffet party was about to begin.

boom! ! !
The screen is filled with drool.

【Slurp~~】

[Drooling over the screen~~]

Tears of envy streamed down her face.

Why?! Why do you get to eat so well?!

Why wasn't I included?! I don't want this! I'm angry! I'm going to throw a tantrum!

And at the end of the video.

The chubby girl was at home doing re-recordings, showing off the merchandise she brought back one by one.

Envious tears flowed like a vast ocean once again.

[So many items around here! I've never seen many of them before!]

Hair clips, baby figurines, bell bracelets, pig hats... I want them all!

Why?! Why do you get to eat, play, and even take things?

Showing off angered the crowd, and the chubby girl trembled with fear, not daring to say a word, burying her head in the sand like an ostrich.

They didn't dare to show their faces in the group.

People in the "quarrel group" naturally saw the chubby girl's video as well.

The discussion was very lively, but the main focus was...

Led by Liang Yue, Meng Jie, Er Ya, and their group of married women living their own lives, they were busy trying to match her up with Miao Xinlei.

A few of the other singles were the most enthusiastic, eagerly offering to act as strategists.

The chubby girl was so angry! What were you talking about? We met halfway through the journey, it was a last-minute team-up, you know?

Besides, that guy is stupid, he's not suitable at all!

Ugh, I need to quickly wash my face with cold water and then make myself a strong cup of coffee to perk myself up.

I have to work the night shift later. That silly kid even said he wanted to eat at Jiweilou Restaurant. But when I changed into my work uniform, I gave him a real shock...
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Countless netizens, who were just watching the drama unfold, received no response from the chubby girl.

Boom! ...

They were crying and begging to buy souvenirs, crying and begging to buy grilled sausages, and the chubby girl only went down one route. Where are the others? Hurry up and bring them out, or I'll have to say it twice!

The cat head quickly answered.

Some items will be sold in the surrounding area, while others will be given away as free gifts with the order.

[Meat snacks are currently in production and will be available on shelves after a certain quantity has been accumulated]

[For the full video... please watch the VCR] First, oh no, I'm going to have to spend a fortune on blind boxes again. You cats are inhuman.

Second, hurry up, hurry up!
The third point is commendable and deserves praise.

Rub your hands together and click play.

It's an incredibly long video, lasting a full three hours!

The official montage of the cat-themed game covers the entire gaming experience of 2,000 lucky players across ten cities and ten parks.

It's clearly a professional production, with stunning text overlays, fitting background music and sound effects, a rhythm that's sometimes fast and sometimes slow, beautiful empty shots, and countless hilarious moments.

The program also took the opportunity to showcase the unique characteristics of each city.

Not a single second is wasted; every minute is filled with memorable moments.

Three hours didn't feel long at all; I finished watching it without even realizing it. I laughed from beginning to end until my cheeks hurt.

As expected of a team that has worked on variety shows, their skills are truly impressive.

After watching the video, netizens realized that the so-called treasure hunt organized by Cat Head actually consisted of six game routes and dozens of games, each of which was very interesting and simple, suitable for men, women, young and old.

There are interactive elements, challenges, and some so intense that you just want to kill the NPCs.

It has a nostalgic feel to it.

There are hundreds of different kinds of merchandise and props, each one specially designed and adorable.

That's a huge investment, truly a huge investment.

It's such a fun thing, it would be a waste to only do it once.

Most importantly, "I haven't played it yet!!!"

The influence of the cat head is much greater than that of the chubby girl.

The video was posted in the morning, and in the afternoon, the hashtag #DareYouLetMePlayItToo became the second most searched topic.

The topic involves crying, making a scene, and expressing willingness.
They all demanded that the game be kept.

"Keep it, keep it, don't close it, let me play it once, I'm willing to spend money."

These are the voices of the people; we can't ignore them.

In view of this.

Tianhan Cultural Tourism proudly announced that Tianhan East Lake Forest Park will continue its "Piggy Treasure Hunt Adventure" event, welcoming tourists from all over the country to participate and become piggy warriors!

The other nine cities' cultural and tourism departments: ￥#@%￥ uttering profanities.

You sneaky bastards! You Tianhan parked a park that nobody goes to, while the parks here are packed with visitors. Are you trying to use us to attract more customers?
Unfortunately, the other nine cities are all large cities, and parks are not plentiful to begin with.

Adding a super-large interactive attraction hastily is simply not feasible given the objective conditions.

Tianhan Culture & Tourism had no choice but to happily accept it.

As for why it was the second most searched topic...

Because the top trending topic was taken over by another topic.

#CatHeadSellingMeat

Which company came up with this terrible name? Is the bad name-giving trait contagious?
That makes people think the wrong thing.

Many people clicked in with a critical attitude, and left with disappointment.

Many more people stayed, and the collective effort pushed the hype higher and higher.

Because, after the nursery rhymes and games, and especially after the video was released, everyone guessed that the cat head was going to sell pork.

Moreover, the video only features games from my childhood.

Finally, a real theme emerged: "Childhood games evoke childhood memories."

What are the flavors of childhood?
[We are currently testing cold chain transportation and preservation storage with supermarkets and online stores across the country, and will share the results with you soon. As for what it tastes like from your childhood, let's watch a live stream first! (heart emoji)]

Below the cat-headed comment, a dense, multi-layered thread of replies appeared, all saying the same thing: "Cathead, you're keeping us in suspense again!!"

Why can't I get rid of this stupid habit?!

Well, this time they really didn't keep us in suspense much.

Starting at 8 PM that evening, during prime time on the internet.

Countless internet celebrities, bloggers, and live streamers from all walks of life and all categories are posting live stream announcements.

Regardless of whether they have streamed before or not, everyone must start streaming at the same time tomorrow night at 8 PM.

Moreover, the live stream content was all about pan-frying pork chops.

???

Are the music section, dance section, comedy section, lifestyle section, gaming section, and anime section all going to turn into a food section?
The food court reigns supreme!
The next day, at eight o'clock in the evening.

shuh~~
Every single platform with live streaming functionality, including the top live streaming rooms, features a kitchen as the setting.

All the livestreamers picked up a box and held it in front of the camera.

The covers on the boxes are printed with "Fresh Pork/350g", and the logo is a fat cat rolling around with a piglet in its arms.

After removing the packaging, you'll find a black plastic box inside, with a transparent film sealing the top.

Through the membrane, you could see a piece of meat inside.

What beautiful meat!

Pink and tender, smooth and shiny, oily and marbled with fat and lean meat.

The most beautiful thing is that this piece of meat has a beautiful marble pattern of red and white.

It is also called snowflake pattern.

In some places, the patterns are even particularly dense and rich, sometimes even appearing flocculent or misty.

Is this...is this...really pork?

It's not just high-quality beef; only Wagyu beef has marbling.

Pork is allowed??

The viewers in the live stream were amazed, and even many food bloggers found it incredible.

As for those other types of bloggers who don't usually cook or buy groceries and order takeout every day, some even thought the cat had a haircut and that it was actually imported Wagyu beef, cheering that they were taking advantage of their sugar daddy.

He pretended to be embarrassed, but then turned around and fried it.

There are also professional food bloggers.

I was stunned for a moment when I saw this pork.

He then explained with delight, "Pork can also develop marbling. As long as its IMF (intramuscular fat content) reaches 3 or higher, clear and even marbling can appear."

"And the piece that the cat head sent, judging from its fluffy texture, must be at least 3.5."

"They've really gone all out! How many pigs would it take to get such good meat?"

He rubbed his hands together as he spoke.

He looked incredibly excited, exclaiming, "Good ingredients are rare, it's my turn to indulge!"

Just do it.

Tear open the packaging, take the meat out with both hands, and gently place it on the cutting board.

Gently pat the meat to help it rest.

I also glanced at the live stream.

Interact by answering questions.

"IMF, intramuscular fat, is a rating value. As for what 3.5 means, let's put it this way: the fat you buy at the market is usually between 2 and 2.5. It's fatty, lean, but the flavor is not very good. The lean parts are dry, and the fatty parts are greasy. The advantage is that it's cheap."

"Well-raised local pork, with a lot of exercise, has uniform meat quality and may reach grade 3, so it will definitely taste better than ordinary pork."

"3.5 is the best grade. The meat is extremely tender and smooth, with a particularly rich aroma and very juicy. You'll want to swallow your tongue."

"In short, the higher the number, the better the taste and texture."

"The highest I've ever seen on the market is no higher than 4.4; at least, I've only heard of it, never actually seen it."

This is a top food blogger, down-to-earth and famous for making all kinds of meat dishes.

If he hasn't even seen it, then ordinary people have even less of a chance to see it.

"So, seeing good meat from the IMF 3.5 is already the limit. I guarantee that among the meat that Cat Head sent out this time, there won't be more than ten pieces of this quality."

"Wow, I'm so lucky!"

He's still looking good.

He was immediately proven wrong.

Netizens who were browsing various live streams didn't hold back and posted a series of comments.

The food blogger was stunned, and both of his hands instinctively stopped moving.

With wide eyes, she exclaimed, "What! Everyone's flesh is like this??? Has the cat-headed guy gone mad...?"

(End of this chapter)