Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1336, page 1323: Superstar
Where there is Ding Xiaoman, how could there not be Xiao Xiaoman?

Xiao Xiaoman came with us today. They wouldn't have it if we left them at home. They made a fuss, howling and scratching at the door.

Besides, can doors and windows really keep out both of them?
It's better to bring them along than to let them break through the window and run over on their own.

As usual, they each sat on the back of their little brother. Ding Xiaoman was catching up on sleep when the grumpy Sun King threw her off, causing her to throw a tantrum and "go on a killing spree."

Little Man was much more relaxed, proudly squatting on the Flame Queen's butt, squinting her eyes and enjoying everyone's attention.

Even the dispute between the Sun King and the night winds did not attract its attention.

At that moment, the noisy and bustling noise made Xiao Xiaoman's ears twitch.

As one of the three most famous cats in the country, and even the world, it was already used to the cheers.

But this time was different. This time, amidst the cheers, it didn't hear Xiao Xiaoman's name, but only the name of the big cat, the big cat that was always in front of it, always vying for its attention, always needing to be groomed, yet always getting smaller and smaller.

The clattering hooves and fluttering flags made it feel incredibly bored.

The little brother was also being naughty, keeping going in circles and refusing to run.

That was Wang Shaopeng cramming for battle.

In short, Xiao Xiaoman was unhappy.

Why shouldn't we cheer for it?

Suddenly, Xiao Xiaoman moved.

It stood up from its horse, stretched out in a long, languid yawn, and revealed smooth muscle lines beneath its golden fur.

Don't let his small and thin appearance fool you, he's got a lot of muscle.

She stretched beautifully and yawned with her mouth open.

Extreme laziness.

And the next second.

This languid demeanor suddenly transformed into golden lightning, leaping lightly from the Flame Queen. Instead of landing, it tiptoed on the ground and precisely landed on the back of a yellow horse nearby.

The horse was startled and stumbled, prompting the rider to quickly sever the reins.

Without stopping, Xiao Xiaoman kicked off with her hind legs and leaped onto another black horse, bobbing up and down on the backs of several horses.

The pads of its paws made its leaps silent; only the horses it used as springboards became agitated by the sudden weight, snorting and jumping slightly.

"what?!"

"A cat! What a big cat!"

A low gasp and commotion arose at the edge of the line.

Little Man seemed to find this "stepping game" very interesting. It nimbly darted back and forth on horseback, like an elegant yet mischievous sprite.

Its slender body uses the saddle, rump, and even head for leverage, and with each leap it traces a dazzling golden arc, landing precisely on the next "victim".

Finally, it got tired of playing on the "plum blossom stakes" on horseback, seized a gap, and lightly leaped down between two horses, landing silently like a feather on the open ground in front of the audience.

The crowd erupted in even louder gasps and cheers, especially the children, who pointed at it excitedly.

"Big cat! Big cat!"

"It's not a big cat, it's Little Man!"

Some people had already recognized the suddenly appearing golden cat and called out its name.

"Ahhhhh!!! Xiao Xiaoman! It's Xiao Xiaoman!"

"Queen! Queen! Your Majesty the Queen!"

"First there was Cat Tyrant, then Little Man, how lucky am I! I'm totally shipping them!"

"Quickly, kill me to liven things up!"

"The Little Seven Party is here, draw your swords!"

"Father-daughter group, assemble! Let's wipe out those heretics!"

"Um...aren't there any demon fathers?"

"Can't I just take all kinds of pills? Taking all kinds of pills makes my diet more balanced."

The pairings of these three cats in the Cat Head's household are such a mess.

"By the way, has Cat Seven arrived yet?"

"Having gained one thing, one is still greedy for another." With such a beautiful big cat in front of him, he was still thinking about other cats.

Xiao Xiaoman heard this, paused in front of the person who shouted, glanced at him, then deliberately turned her head away in front of him, and walked away arrogantly with her tail held high.

Her pretty little face was taut, and two white lines under her eyes stretched out in playful ripples.

A haughty "Hmph!" seemed to echo in the air.

It clearly knows how to interact with its fans.

This drew cheers from nearby spectators, who exclaimed, "Ahhhhh!" and "The proud queen, the proud queen in the moonlight herself!"

Another nickname for Xiaoman has been given out.

Little Man walked with elegant and composed cat steps, dragging her long tail, along the warning line.

Like a king inspecting his own territory.

Suddenly, it saw a little girl in red clothes squatting on the ground, her face flushed with excitement, waving her arms outstretched.

It kept calling out "Big Cat, Big Cat" from its mouth.

Big Cat?
Xiao Xiaoman likes this name.

It walked over on its own initiative, first curiously sniffing the little girl's outstretched finger with its nose, and then surprisingly raised a furry front paw and gently, tentatively touched the girl's trembling little hand—completing a perfect "high five"!
"Ah! I touched a big cat!" The girl's cheers ignited an even bigger wave of envy from those around her.

Then, a middle-aged man, clearly an acquaintance, squatted down, beckoned with his hand, and said in heavily accented Mandarin, "Slow down, slow down~~"

Xiao Xiaoman tilted her head and looked in the direction of the voice, and sure enough, it was an acquaintance.

I beat up his dog the day before yesterday. He also gave me some very delicious barbecue, but most importantly, he didn't give any to Ding Xiaoman.

Yes, he's a good person.

Little Man purred happily, walked forward, raised its beautiful little head high, and brought its chin close to the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man, flattered, gently scratched its chin.

Little Man half-closed her amber eyes, making satisfied gurgling sounds in her throat, and even rested the weight of her head entirely on the middle-aged man's hand, enjoying the service to the fullest.

Envy, jealousy, reaching the heavens.

From that moment on, the nearby stands became Xiao Xiaoman's stage for performances.

Under the scrutiny of countless hands holding up their phones.

Xiao Xiaoman occasionally rubs her body against the audience's legs, eliciting gasps of surprise.

Sometimes it would playfully brush the tip of its tail across the children's faces, eliciting bursts of laughter.

Camera flashes twinkled like stars around it, and it was completely immersed in this impromptu fan meeting, every move exuding superstar charisma.

The commotion in the audience area reached its climax as a result.

Luo Yihang rode over in a hurry on his Sun King motorcycle, whistling as he tried to lure back their star who had stolen the spotlight.

Hearing its owner's call, after enjoying enough praise and tickling, Xiao Xiaoman finally rubbed its head against an old man's knee.

Not yet satisfied, as the Sun King approached, he suddenly lowered his body, arched his back, and bent his limbs, pressing them tightly together like springs.

With a whoosh, the "spring" suddenly snapped open at its tightest point.

Little Man leaped straight into the air, jumping incredibly high, as if he could fly straight into the sky.

Upon reaching the top, Xiao Xiaoman twisted her waist in mid-air and flipped backward.

A tuft of reddish-golden fur at the tip of its tail shone brightly, flicking out like a crescent moon.

Even in the air, Xiao Xiaoman's posture was still stunningly beautiful. Her golden fur trembled in the breeze, and the thin lines of white marks on her little face were like moonlight shining down.

The pale white downy hair on its abdomen, rarely seen by others, appeared as if wrapped in a flowing veil under the sunlight.

Her beautiful figure vanished in an instant.

It lasted only a moment.

brush~~
Little Man landed lightly on the Sun King's back, behind his master.

It suddenly went from being extremely active to extremely still, just sitting quietly and elegantly licking its paws.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The scene was absolutely crazy.

It's here! It's here!
I actually saw it with my own eyes!
Xiao Xiaoman's signature move, the Moon Shadow Dance, is the origin of her nickname "The Arrogant Queen in the Moon Shadow" and is a special skill used to bully Cat Qiqi.

Although this time it was in the sunlight, there was no moon.

But I saw it with my own eyes!!!
Moreover...and...finally landing on horseback is 10086 percentage points more difficult!

Instantly, this video swept the internet, surpassing the "Cat King Beats Up the Golden Horse" video from just minutes earlier, and even surpassing the "Seeing such a beautiful horse, my white moonlight" video from before that.

I've never seen hotspots change so quickly.

Ding Xiaoman, completely unaware that her trending topic had been stolen, stretched and swayed her round body, then took a nap, still a little dazed, wondering why there were suddenly so many people on social media.

The Sun King?
The Sun King is even less known; he was just riding the coattails of the last trending topic, the one who got beaten up.

I felt the little boss land on me, and I also felt the big boss wake up.

It immediately became very well-behaved, running lightly and steadily.

She took small, quick steps, twirled around the field like she was dancing, and then ran back to the group.
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This unexpected interlude, orchestrated by superstar Xiao Xiaoman, was like a pebble thrown into a lake, temporarily breaking the atmosphere of confrontation between "Night Breeze" and "Sun King," adding an unexpected and interesting prelude to the grand opening ceremony that was about to begin.

Not long after Luo Yihang returned to the group riding the Sun King.

The bugle call for the opening ceremony has finally sounded!

Accompanied by deafening gongs and drums and the melodious sound of the morin khuur (horsehead fiddle), the deep and powerful horn pierced the sky.

The grandest cavalry parade of the opening ceremony officially began.

Surrounded by 100,000 spectators on both sides.

At the end of that long passage.

The massive formation of 1,200 riders began to move.

It began with a slow walk, like a colorful tide beginning to surge.

The riders straightened their backs, and on the long poles they gripped tightly, bright red flags unfurled in the wind. In an instant, a dazzling, rolling sea of ​​red appeared out of nowhere, almost burning one's eyes.

The sound of horses' hooves was initially dull and chaotic, like a dense drumbeat.

But gradually, as the formation became more and more orderly, the discipline instinct hidden in the blood and bones of the horses was awakened, and gradually converged into a unified, earth-shaking roar.

Clumps of Super Malan grass standing tall at my feet swayed violently.

Cheers swept in from both sides like a tsunami.

At the forefront of this magnificent red wave, however, lies a highly incongruous yet striking scene.

On the left side of the first row of the horse team, next to the leader who is holding up the five-star red flag.

Luo Yihang wore a smile that was both proud and helpless as he tried to control his "big star".

The Sun King was so impressed by the grand spectacle that he became proud and eager to perform.

It refused to stay in the caravan; it insisted on being at the very front and in the very middle.

It held its head high, its steps were extremely high, and it landed with a powerful thud. Its muscles were taut, gleaming with a metallic sheen in the sunlight. It also gently swung its neck, letting its long mane flutter in the wind.

This guy loves to show off too much. He's always putting on an act, as if he knows exactly how to present himself in his best form, as if he's the true leader of this grand event.

Only Luo Yihang's constant tugging on the reins displeased the horse, causing it to turn its head from time to time, snort, and exhale scorching breath.

Nonsense! How can a guest run in front of the host? You crazy idiot, don't you know the rules?

Look at the Flame Queen, how well-behaved she is! Why don't you learn from her?

The Flame Queen was just a step behind the Sun King, and she was equally breathtakingly beautiful.

Its entire body was covered in flame-colored fur, the color of which was as rich as congealed blood and smoldering charcoal, shimmering like satin in the sunlight.

His physique was as perfect as the Sun King's, but his temperament was not flamboyant; rather, it was reserved and filled with fervent loyalty.

She moved with precise, silent steps, her head slightly bowed, her gaze never leaving the silhouette of the golden stallion ahead, as if its shadow were her only guiding light. Her presence perfectly complemented the Sun King's regal aura, like a silent yet steadfast queen, forever following her king, creating a complete and harmonious scene.

The woman sitting on the back of the queen was a man. Wang Shaopeng's dark face turned purplish-red, and his mouth was stretched almost to his ears as he chuckled foolishly and waved to both sides.

Even more eye-catching were the two furry trailblazers at the front of the cavalry.

Sigh, Ding Xiaoman and Xiao Xiaoman, one of them has had enough sleep, and the other has been playing wildly.

While Luo Yihang was arguing with his horse.

They all ran off in a flash, and we couldn't call them back.

Two kittens walked side by side at the front of the horse team, their graceful cat-like steps carrying their tails high in the air with the tips curled up.

It's like leading a large group of henchmen out for a parade or to get into a fight.

This is a skill that Ding Xiaoman is familiar with.

Xiaoman?
Little Man, eager to join in the fun, would take a few steps and then jog a bit, darting ahead of Ding Xiaoman in a flash.

He thought that by getting ahead, he was stronger than Ding Xiaoman, but in reality, he looked like a scout sent out.

The composed and dignified Ding Xiaoman is more like a great general.

However, Xiao Xiaoman couldn't distinguish the differences, but it was quite happy.

A short while later, he ran to the audience seats and had another passionate interaction with the fans.

This was met with a cacophony of howls and wailing.

A little while later, it ran back and "provoked" Ding Xiaoman by rubbing its head against Ding Xiaoman's shoulder and flicking its tail at Ding Xiaoman's stomach.

It kept jumping around and insisted on sticking close to Ding Xiaoman.

Ding Xiaoman remained unmoved, only pushing it away with a paw when it became too annoying.

Little Man turned around and stuck to her again.

In Xiao Xiaoman's mind, these were all provocations, a competition with "Big Cat" for family status.

But to the audience, it was... an even bigger cacophony of wailing and howling...

(End of this chapter)