Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1337, Section 1324: Druid

The opening ceremony of this year's Naadam Festival attracted attention not only domestically.

It has also sparked widespread discussion overseas.

First, the opening ceremony was broadcast live globally, and coupled with the attention drawn by the previous mega-deal, the opening ceremony had a huge overseas audience.

Secondly, there were simply too many and too many activities scheduled for this opening ceremony.

We're tired of saying "grand scale" and "wonderful performance."

Overseas viewers were initially shocked that there were Mongolians in the East, since news reports said that ethnic minorities in the East were all oppressed, driven away, and had all fled.

Why are there still so many people?

And they don't look oppressed at all; they all have beaming faces and bright smiles.

Even the ethnic culture is so well preserved, including clothing, music, songs, rituals, and so many traditional arts.

This thing can't be faked; you can feel that it's seamless, real, and natural, definitely not something deliberately created.

And then there are two really handsome cats.

So fat, so chubby, so cute; so fierce, so brutal, it can subdue a horse, a kung fu cat, I love it!

And there's more! A huge, beautiful, gorgeous cat! It, it, it... it can fly!!!

Two cats walked at the front of the caravan, amidst rolling red clouds. The caravan consisted of 1,200 horses, each rider waving a red flag.

A sea of red, two cats strolling by – breathtaking and adorable at the same time.

The whole scene was filled with power, order, loyalty, and the amusing chaos brought about by these proud and lovely creatures.

That's absolutely hilarious.

It instantly became a sensation across the internet, including overseas.

Then the "Great Translation Movement" began, with Chinese netizens sharing various videos of Ding Xiaoman, Xiao Xiaoman, and Mao Qiqi with foreign audiences.

Of course, Xiao Zhao also took advantage of Luo Yihang's absence to come up with "The Untold Story of the Cold-Faced Domineering Cat President, the Arrogant Queen, and the Sickly Little Lolita," which was written as a comic and even animated.

Abundant materials are not enough.

This completely astonished the ignorant and uninformed foreigners.

They rushed into the CP (couple pairing) army with great enthusiasm.

They even went so far as to create a tragic love story about a golden king, a crimson queen, and a white moonlight standing quietly to the side.

It's absolutely bizarre.

This shocked a group of Chinese netizens who were obsessed with shipping the couple, who frantically shared and wrote sequels, resulting in a lot of weird and strange things popping up online.

This can be considered as strengthening communication.

It's still very strange.

During the live broadcast of the opening ceremony, the commentators mentioned that the two cats at the front of the procession, as well as the two horses, one golden and one red, were the pets of special guest Luo Yihang.

Luo Yihang is the head of companies such as Qingyin Agriculture, Qiaoxiaomao, and Nongsheng Group... a rising star entrepreneur... the Maomao Top Brand series of robes is renowned throughout the country... the world's only Breeding 4.0 laboratory... Xiaoman No. 1, Qiuyan No. 9, Tangdundun sweet potato, Chinese delicious mushroom, Jiaoqiqi, Super Malan grass...

The description of Luo Yihang is particularly long.

International audiences then realized that the owner of so many amazing creatures was none other than the “Red Rubber Tsar,” “Geopolitical Disruptor,” and “Wilderness Tyrant” who had recently caused a global sensation.

tyrant?

A tyrant favored by so many animals?

Could the person who appears like a hero and elicits thunderous cheers be a tyrant?

He's clearly a druid...

Luo Yihang has acquired another nickname, "Druid," in addition to "black-hearted capitalist," "streetlight chauffeur," "idealist," and "succubus."

The hat wholesaler is one of them.

However, the most discussed topic overseas was something else, which also originated from the opening ceremony commentary.

A panoramic view shows the unusual venue of this Naadam Festival.

On one side, the grass grows tall and the birds fly, with purple flowers dotting the landscape, stretching far into the sky.

On the other side, the sky is clear and bright, with endless yellow sand stretching to the horizon, even larger than the grassland.

Even on the other side of the grassland, there is also a vast desert.

This grassland seems to have sprung up out of nowhere in the desert.

As it turned out, it really did appear out of nowhere in the narration.

The article devotes considerable space to introducing Super Malan Grass, this grassland known as "A Miracle," and the latest achievements of Breeding 4.0.

In just five days, thousands of drones sowed 375,000 tons of seeds deep in the Gobi Desert, covering a length of 2,200 kilometers, an average width of 2 kilometers, and a total area of over 4,500 square kilometers.

A month later, a grassland of 4,500 square kilometers appeared.

It clings tightly to the border, forming a green shield.

This grassland condenses freshwater from the air, providing a home for wild animals, protecting against wind and sand, and safeguarding people's property—marking a new stage in desertification control...

And so on.
The commentator introduced the topic in a calm yet passionate tone.

Domestic audiences were excited, but there was no real reaction.

It's been several months already, so I've known about it for a while. That long grassland is so vast, so many people have seen it with their own eyes, and they've posted countless videos, photos, and posts on social media.

The shock that was supposed to be felt has already been borne out.

But it's different overseas.

Although it has been several months, news about Super Malan Grass has been rarely reported overseas, and even when it has been reported, few people have seen it.

This time, however, it could no longer be hidden.

This was the first time that overseas audiences had learned about such a miraculous project on a large scale, and the sheer size of it and the fact that it appeared deep in the desert in such a short time brought them immense shock.

It was even stronger than it was back in China.

The one in China, after all, had a buffer period of more than 20 days, and we watched the Super Malan Grass sprout and grow little by little through live streaming.

What they saw was a sudden, violent impact that slammed directly into their faces.

Five days, a month, 4,500 kilometers, deep in the desert... These words—scale, efficiency, and high technology—were simply unbelievable to them.

Many people believe it's fake, fake, all fake.

Another large group of people only acknowledged it as a miracle, believing that only God could possess such power.

Even though countless Middle Eastern and Central Asians, as well as Chinese people who were just spreading rumors about the bizarre pairings, have presented various pieces of evidence, including videos, news reports, and even satellite images, it is still unbelievable.

They stubbornly refused to believe it.

It sparked a huge debate on social media platforms around the world.

The controversy escalated rapidly.

This makes it impossible for any party to block it, even if they wanted to.

There are too many interests involved; money can be very tempting.

Traffic equals money.

Moreover, strictly speaking, this cannot be considered Dongfang's propaganda; Dongfang is promoting the National Games for Ethnic Minorities.

Moreover, environmental protection is paramount, it's politically correct, and it carries a high-sounding title, providing a convenient excuse to ignore it or even fuel it.

Anyway, no matter what, it's obvious who's truly environmentally conscious and who's profiting from it...

And the one who drove all of this was Luo Yihang. He was confirmed to be a druid. He controlled both animals and plants. He was clearly a druid. "Grand Druid"!
And then they added the word "big"...
-
Unfortunately, even the greatest druid has his troubles.

My family's furry friends...

Sigh, out of two cats and two horses, only one is well-behaved; the other three are all troublemakers.

But you can't hit them, and you can't scold them either.

If you dare to make a single comment, you'll be posted online in no time.

Three troublemakers have somehow managed to become big stars!

Wherever he went, there were cheers and shouts, and the flashes of cameras kept going off, making Luo Yihang, the host, seem like an extra.

Ugh.

Big stars should just do what big stars are supposed to do.

"You guys go and act as my billboards to attract customers..." Luo Yihang muttered as he walked to the side with two cats and a horse.

The horse parade was the final part of the opening ceremony of this year's Naadam Festival.

After that, the Naadam Festival officially began.

That's how fast the efficiency is.

The Naadam Festival consists of several major events, including wrestling, horse racing, archery, and men's sports, each of which is further divided into various sub-events.

All the racecourses are also lined up along the grassland, long and narrow.

If you want to see the whole picture, just doing a quick lap of exercise steps will get you to the top of your WeChat Moments.

A market was set up next to the various competition venues.

Yurts or open-air stalls sell traditional delicacies such as roasted mutton, roasted lamb leg, milk tofu, milk tea, and mare's milk wine. You can taste and buy them on the spot, and if you're in a good mood, you can even try your hand at grilling and eating them yourself.

Besides food, there are also places to rent Mongolian robes for photos; classes on making grassland decorations; wool felt painting; lessons on playing the morin khuur (horsehead fiddle); and song and dance performances.

The Kazakhstan Song and Dance Ensemble, which caused a sensation before, had a huge stage where they performed several shows a day, drawing crowds three or four times over.

It was a lively and bustling event, attracting throngs of tourists.

In recent years, domestic tourism activities have tended to be so demanding that they keep tourists extremely busy.

My legs, eyes, and mouth are all tired.

They've all been corrupted by Tianhan.

Cat Head, Pretty Little Cat, and Su Shan Ice Cream stalls are all here.

Several companies sent a large number of people this time, so they set up their stalls as their base.

They are free to do whatever they want. They can watch performances or competitions whenever they want, and come back to their stall when they have nothing else to do.

The main point is to be casual and easygoing.

When Luo Yihang arrived with three sullen, head-down, cheek-puffed kids, who were fuming from being nagged the whole way, it caused a huge commotion.

A large group of people followed behind him.

Why are there three?
The Flame Queen didn't come, so the good baby won't be punished.

Moreover, Wang Shaopeng cannot live without it.

The official reason given was that he was bringing a horse to chat with representatives from Central Asian countries, but his trip wasn't just to attend the opening ceremony; he also had other tasks.

But in reality, this guy is already addicted to horseback riding.

When Luo Yihang arrived at his stall with three kids and a group of people behind him.

They were Luo Shaoan, Pi Luyang, and a few other office workers.

The little kids have all gone off to play.

Luo Shaoan was busy taking photos with his fans, while the fans were busy selling their wares. The fried mushrooms were... well, let's just say they were ruining his reputation.

They also stole food, eating more than they sold.

Forget it, just do whatever you want.

Luo Yihang walked over, beckoned to Luo Shaoan, handed him the horse reins, and instructed, "Find an open space to tie the horse up."

Then he picked up the two cats, one in each hand, and placed them on the counter, muttering, "You two, put them on the shelf too."

As soon as these words came out.

Boom! The surrounding area was in an uproar.

There was a jerk in the crowd who immediately shouted, "Boss, are you selling this cat?"

Ding Xiaoman was already angry, and upon hearing the shout, she immediately looked up and yelled in that direction, "Ha~~"

This drew a burst of laughter.

"This cat is not for sale. Anyone who dares to ask the price will be beaten to death on the spot!" Luo Yihang shouted as he turned around.

Hey, Ding Xiaoman has calmed down and is sitting obediently (pretending) on the table licking her paws.

And Xiao Xiaoman, that little rascal, tried to run away while Luo Yihang turned his head.

He crouched down and shuffled toward the table.

He was pinned down by Luo Yihang and became obedient.

Luo Yihang held the cat down and asked Pi Luyang to find him two pieces of paper.

Pi Luyang was really obedient. When he couldn't find any paper, he tore off two pieces of cardboard box lid and brought them over, along with a pen.

Luo Yihang held the cat down with one hand and wrote four characters on each of two pieces of cardboard with the other.

Then make Ding Xiaoman and Xiao Xiaoman sit obediently and open their mouths to hold it.

Ding Xiaoman was the most obedient. She was the first to stand up with a piece of cardboard in her mouth, on which was written the words "Work to atone for your sins".

Then Xiao Xiaoman followed suit, holding the cardboard in its mouth and standing upright. It was big, and the cardboard got stuck in its teeth, making it a little uncomfortable.

He shook his head and swayed unsteadily.

Amidst the swaying, a huge cheer erupted from the crowd.

Because it says "Touch and masturbate as you please" on it.

"Boss with the cat head! Can I really pet Little Man?"

“Of course, Ding Xiaoman is fine too,” Luo Yihang said with a smile.

"Can you pet cats without buying anything?" someone shouted.

That's insatiable greed.

After pondering for a moment, Luo Yihang solemnly said, "As a pure and unscrupulous capitalist, I think we should strictly prohibit freeloading and require people to buy something at least."

"Hahahaha~~" The cat-headed boss is making fun of himself. He knows that his editor calls him a black-hearted capitalist.

Whoosh! A little girl immediately jumped out, "Me! Me! I've bought it!"

She was holding a box of slightly burnt fried mushrooms.

Luo Yihang frowned and shouted at the Pretty Cat stall next door, "Why are you still selling burnt food? Make them a new one later."

Pi Luyang vanished in a flash.

He ran pretty fast.

However, the little girl didn't run away; her face lit up with joy as she nodded repeatedly.

However, it was clear that her mind wasn't on the fried mushrooms at all; she was completely focused on Ding Xiaoman.

Luo Yihang moved the table aside.

The little girl quickly stepped forward and tentatively reached out her hand to Ding Xiaoman.

My hands were shaking with excitement.

As a result, *smack*.

Ding Xiaoman raised her paw and slapped her hand away, not letting her touch it.

"Huh?" The little girl quickly pulled her hand back, staring blankly at Luo Yihang, looking so wronged she was about to cry.

"You need to bend down, get closer, and be level with it," Luo Yihang instructed the little girl.

The little girl obediently bent down and leaned forward.

This time, Ding Xiaoman did not pat her, but instead raised her paw and rubbed it against the little girl's head twice.

Little Man, who was watching nearby, found it amusing and also raised his paw to rub against the little girl's head.

Little girl: ...

So, being petted and stroked by a cat means being petted by a cat.

That seems like a good idea...

Besides cats, there are also horses.

Even the horses have to work to atone for their sins. Those who buy things can take photos, but riding them is not an option, as the Sun King has a bad temper and might throw people off.

Incidentally, Luo Qingcai, who had run back to get a drink of water, was conscripted to watch the horses.

The three little rascals are all taken care of and are now obediently getting to work.

Luo Yihang was relieved and clapped his hands to part the crowd and head to the main venue.

He's been busy all day, and he still hasn't played.

As it turned out, Luo Yihang had only been gone for a short time.

They started a rebellion here.

Can Luo Shaoan keep an eye on these two tyrants?
In less than twenty minutes, Ding Xiaoman and Xiao Xiaoman spat out the cardboard, jumped off the table, and ran away.

Luo Shaoan chased after them all over the place, but couldn't catch a single one.

The two ancestors didn't go far; they just teased him.

Although there was no live stream today, the unlucky guy made a comeback and became a laughing stock in other people's videos.

As for Luo Qingcai, he seems to be even more sought after than the Sun King.

Those lining up for photos not only wanted to take one with the horse, but also with Luo Qingcai.

Most of them are young women.

The main problem is that I've never seen Luo Qingcai's model before.

So wide, so strong, his body bulging with muscles.

Even at 150 pounds, she looked petite next to him.

She calls out "little brother" in a sweet, delicate voice, and blushes bright red, creating a particularly adorable contrast.

These stalls have created a tourist attraction.

Cat head, it's a walking news-making machine...