Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 839 833. Five Annoying People

Luo Yihang instructed Luo's father and mother to keep an eye on the three patients and not let them run away.

Then I drove to the town clinic to have the wound treated and received another injection.

The whole journey takes no more than an hour.

In just a short while, the house was in chaos.

Mr. Luo failed to keep watch on the door.

Xiao Xiaoman and Ding Xiaoman, while Luo's mom and dad were playing with the deer, sneaked into the west room and pried open the window. The two cats went in together and gave the golden eagle another beating.

Ding Xiaoman was seeking revenge. He had never suffered such a great loss in his life, having been forced to fall from a tree by a broken bird, which almost hurt Maomao.

It always beats the birds, and has never been beaten by the birds.

Even if it was Cuckoo Chicken, it would be a draw with both sides suffering losses.

Xiao Xiaoman was not convinced. Just because it was not there, the broken bird beat up the cat boss and then the owner. He wanted to see what was so powerful about the broken bird.

They knew how to take advantage of the situation to kill the dog, so they broke into the west room by prying open the window.

Bullying the golden eagle because it can't fly, attacking from both sides, one on the left and one on the right, one up and one down, one in front and one behind.

The two cats worked together to beat the golden eagle so hard that it ran around the room, and dozens of its feathers were plucked out.

If Luo's father hadn't heard the noise and rushed in to chase the two cats away.

Even if the golden eagle is not beaten to death, it will be scratched into a bald eagle.

As a result, good intentions were not rewarded. Luo's father was pecked on the hand by a golden eagle and was injured on the spot.

and also.

Xiao Xiaoman went out of the west room and saw the little white deer. He became furious and started roaring and wanted to hit it again.

The little white deer was so scared that it went straight into Luo Ma's arms.

This was the first time that Luo Ma got angry with Xiao Xiaoman and drove it away.

Xiao Xiaoman was sad, ran away from home and went to the mountains.

Alas, sad.

This is not over yet.

There is another one in the east room.

The cuckoo chicken was sleeping during the day, but was woken up by the beating of the golden eagle.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw my natural enemy opposite me.

What a nightmare! How come he is chasing me after I have hidden so far away?

God will kill me!

The cuckoo chicken was so frightened that he fell off the windowsill and lay on the ground twitching.

This was the scene when Luo Yihang came back.

The cuckoo chicken was chirping, the little white deer was acting coquettishly, and the golden eagle had turned into a bald dog, hiding in the corner and scratching at the wall, as if it was trying to dig a tunnel.

Ding Xiaoman lay on the roof licking his paws.

Luo's mother covered Luo's father's hand with gauze, and blood was flowing from Luo's father's hand...

Oh my goodness.

This mess.

Okay, don’t worry about anything else for now.

Hurry up and take Luo's dad with you, so you can get a shot too...
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In the evening, Xiaoxiao was very hungry and ran back by herself.

This little guy has a good mentality. He ran away from home for only half a day.

If it hadn't said it had run away from home, no one would have noticed and would have thought it had gone out to play.

So when was it said?

In the middle of the night.

After dark, Luo Yihang set up a formation in the yard and connected the three patients and the two ancestors.

Xiao Xiaoman was already used to the synesthesia array. As soon as it was connected, she started complaining in Luo Yihang's mind.

Why don't you like it? Why don't you love it? Just bring some stupid things home to steal its territory.

She complains and grieves like a little shrew, and speaks like a green tea. I don't know where she learned this from.

Could it be possible that it could understand if I watched a melodrama with Luo's mother?

Look at Ding Xiaoman, he is much more aloof.

Taking advantage of the fact that Luo Yihang had built a bridge, he took the opportunity to curse the golden eagle, "Beat you, beat you, beat you, beat you, beat you..."

He kept repeating these two words, shouting them urgently and loudly.

The golden eagle was no pushover either, and used Luo Yihang as a bridge to start a quarrel with Ding Xiaoman. "Kill you, beat you to death, tear your skin to pieces, and rip your stomach out..."

It knows quite a lot of words, very exciting.

Ding Xiaoman's talk is not as eloquent as Jin Diao's.

It meowed and jumped onto the windowsill, scratching the window frame.

But this time the window was locked tightly and it couldn't open it.

The golden eagle in the house also became angry when he saw Ding Xiangman. When the two enemies meet, they become extremely jealous. They show their claws and glare, and flap one of their wings to sweep across the house like sweeping the floor.

Although this big wing only has one movable wing, it is really useful and can sweep the floor clean.

A cat and a bird started making a fuss here, and the fish in the pond on the other side were affected.

He was frightened by the cuckoo chicken and fell down again with a bang, his legs stretched out and twitching.

It was pure fear, and kept shouting in Luo Yihang's mind: "Scared, they are chasing me, can't I just leave? Move, move, run~~"

When Xiao Xiaoman heard the new voice, he stopped complaining.

Out of curiosity, he jumped onto the windowsill of the east room and took a look inside, only to see that he was a defeated opponent.

It has no grudge against the long-eared cuckoo chicken.

I immediately conveyed a message: Don't be afraid, I will protect you and you can be my little brother.

The cuckoo chicken stopped shaking immediately. I don’t know if it had regained its composure or was completely frightened by seeing its two natural enemies.

Xiao Xiaoman, this cunning guy, took the opportunity to recruit a younger brother.

It had long seen that Ding Xiaoman was always followed by a group of younger followers wherever he went, and had been envious of him.

However, if you acknowledge him as your younger brother, you have to help him out.

Xiao Xiaoman then jumped directly from the windowsill of the east room to the windowsill of the west room.

This guy can jump six or seven meters without a running start.

After standing firm, he let out a roar at the big bird inside.

Then imitate the roar of a tiger.

It knows how scary this sound is.

Look at Ding Xiaoman, he only fights when he disagrees with something.

...Forget it, Ding Xiaoman is also a problem child.

But yelling is of no use.

The golden eagle is not afraid.

After scolding Ding Xiaoman, he turned around and scolded Xiao Xiaoman, using the same words, "Kill him, beat him to death, and take out his intestines."

Xiao Xiaoman and Ding Xiaoman were cursing at the golden eagle through the window.

After a few words, the argument turned into "If you come in, I'll kill you!" and "If you come out, I'll kill you!" they kept repeating the same thing over and over again.

These guys don't have a large vocabulary.

Among the five living creatures in the house, the little white deer is the most obedient. It lies on the haystack and sleeps like a dead pig.

He didn't wake up despite the loud noise in the yard, but his thoughts kept coming back intermittently from the beginning, and he even talked in his sleep when he fell asleep.

As for the content, "It hurts, it hurts, it tastes good, I'm full, but I still want to eat..."

A foodie.
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There are five channels of sound, divided into three groups.

The noise made Luo Yihang's head buzz.

The synaesthesia array I opened allows them to use it as a chat room, and a dirty talk room at that.

It has become such a mess that it won’t stop until it is resolved.

There are several sick ones, and two with broken wings will take a long time to recover. We need to let them love each other and become a family.

From difficult to easy, start by persuading the troublemaker.

Thinking of this, Luo Yihang took out his flute, walked to the window of the west room, and banged it on the windowsill.

The noise was so loud that it directly broke a brick on the windowsill.

The three people who were swearing were all shocked and shut up immediately.

The golden eagle in the room saw the stick in Luo Yihang's hand and immediately became scared, dragging its wings and hiding in the corner.

Just these few steps almost broke Luo Yihang's plan.

This golden eagle looks majestic when it stands still on the ground.

But when he moves, he looks like a little old man with his hands behind his back.

So funny…

(End of this chapter)