Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 840 834. Luo the Scumbag

Luo Yihang tensed his expression and waved his bamboo flute at the golden eagle.

With every wave, the golden eagle took a step forward in the house.

Just get to know this guy.

Luo Yihang sent a "private message": "Stop swearing. If you continue to swear, I'll break your arm and let Ding Xiaoman and Xiao Xiaoman come in and beat the shit out of you."

Ding Xiaoman meowed in satisfaction when he heard that.

I really like Luo Yihang’s “persuasion” content.

He said there was no need to wait, and to remove the big bird's arms now, and let it go in and beat out the shit.

The best thing about Ding Xiaoman is that he doesn't kill.

How can you really fight? You're just trying to scare me.

Luo Yihang quickly advised, "Xiao Man, look, you've beaten it up several times, and we've broken one of its arms. Now it can't even fly. It already knows it's wrong, and it's miserable enough."

"Let's be generous and let it go."

"Look at it again, it's quite big and looks good. If it recognizes you as its big brother, it will listen to you in the future. Let's not hold grudges against the little ones, right? A big cat should not hold grudges against the little bird. Just loosen your grip and let it go, okay?"

Luo Yihang's words are very sincere and he is giving the other side a way out.

But Ding Xiaoman completely disagreed.

Once again, it means that it has plenty of younger brothers and does not need this one.

I want to beat the shit out of it now.

It's over, it learned it, learned new words...

There was no other way, Luo Yihang had to continue to persuade her earnestly.

"Xiao Man, your brothers can only run on the ground and can't fly. The few that can fly are not good at fighting, they only know how to eat. And they are stupid."

"Look how good this is, it can fly and is very powerful, let it go when we fight next time."

"Our Ding Xiaoman's hair is so beautiful. If it gets dirty from fighting every day, it won't look good anymore."

Beautiful fur, dirty.

These words touched Ding Xiaoman's heart.

I feel like it would be okay to recruit a little brother to help fight...
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Ding Xiaoman was still hesitating.

Xiao Xiaoman quit again.

It just accepted its first little brother, how come Ding Xiaoman wants to accept another little brother in the blink of an eye?
And I look so timid and stupid.

Ding Xiaoman is such a big guy and looks very fierce.

I'm not convinced!

Luo Yihang sighed and almost rolled his eyes.

But there is no other way but to persuade him again here.

"Xiao Xiaoman, as a boss you have to protect your younger brothers. If your younger brothers get into trouble, the boss has to back them up. Look at this big bird, it looks so fierce and dishonest. It must be very troublesome. You must be so busy that you don't even have time to play."

"Your cuckoo chicken is so good. It's honest and hardworking. It helps you do all the dirty and tiring work. It's willing to work like a beast of burden and never causes any trouble. How comfortable we are..."

Talk to both sides and coax both sides, say nice things to both sides and find excuses for both sides.

No principles.

Luo Yihang felt like a scumbag.

It took so much effort.

In the end, Xiao Xiaoman was still unwilling to do so, and she wanted to compete with Ding Xiaoman in every way.

My little ancestor, I’m really worried.

Luo Yihang could only continue to persuade her earnestly.

"Xiao Xiaoman, Ding Xiaoman is older than you. Children should listen to the older ones, you know."

"And it was Ding Xiaoman who saved you. If Ding Xiaoman hadn't risked his life to rush to the monster's mouth and snatch you away."

"You died when you were just this young."

"If you die, you won't be able to eat the fish at home, and you won't have so many people like you, and you won't have so many delicious foods, and you won't be able to go out and play. How pitiful."

"Thanks to Ding Xiaoman, you have to repay me, okay..."

This long list confused Xiao Xiaoman, and he asked in a daze: "What big monster? Is it powerful? More powerful than me?" Luo Yihang comforted him first, "Of course you are powerful now."

Then a twist, "But you were still a kid at that time, only the size of a mouse... Not a fat mouse, but a small mouse, the kind that Cuckoo Chicken would throw at the door of our house, the kind that you could slap out of the yard with one slap."

Then he continued to praise Ding Xiaoman, "And that big monster is not only powerful. It's not just powerful enough to beat Ding Xiaoman. But it stinks. It's even stinkier than the bottle of stinky tofu you knocked over before. Ding Xiaoman was covered in stinky tofu because of you. You know how hard it was for Ding Xiaoman..."

I heard the three words "stinky tofu".

Xiao Xiaoman jumped under the windowsill and hid far away with his tail between his legs.

Stinky tofu, that's its nightmare.

The golden cat is also a cat, also naughty and likes to push the bottles and jars on the table to the ground.

Once, Luo's father forgot to put away the stinky tofu he was eating with steamed buns, and the whole bottle of Wangzhihe stinky tofu was knocked to the ground and smashed into pieces.

Oh my, that smell.

Xiao Xiaoman has a good nose...

Now I heard that Ding Xiaoman smeared stinky tofu all over his body for it, I am so respectful.

He even said, "Big Cat is so awesome..."

After growing up, it hasn't called Ding Xiaoman Big Cat for a long time.
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Xiao Xiaoman was finally coaxed.

Ding Xiaoman seemed to be thinking that it would be a good idea to have such a capable younger brother.

Finally, everyone reached a consensus.

I just didn't ask the person involved.

The golden eagle is not doing it yet.

Gaga was shouting, "I'm the boss, I'm the best, little cat, I don't accept it! I don't accept it!"

Do you still dare to disobey?

Luo Yihang smashed another brick with a bang and played his bamboo flute. "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll break your arms and your legs."

Ding Xiaoman even added: "I'll beat the shit out of you."

Why do you always want to play with shit? It's so dirty.

Gah, the golden eagle got scared again and shut up decisively.

He was indeed cowardly, but it was obvious that he was under pressure from the tyranny and he was not submissive in his heart.

It doesn’t matter, I have to convince you.

The intimidation is over, and the inducement begins.

Luo Yihang calmed Ding Xiaoman down and asked it to get down from the windowsill first.

Then he went to the kitchen and got a pot of fresh beef.

It is covered with beautiful marbling patterns, all of which are top-quality tender beef, cut into strips that are just easy to swallow.

Luo Yihang opened the window a crack, threw one in front of the golden eagle, and sent a "private message" to it, "Give it to me."

The golden eagle looked aggrieved.

But the bird was under the eaves and had to bow its head.

He had to move carefully to the side of the beef, step on it with his paws, then lower his head to tear off a small piece, and tilt his neck back to swallow it.

then.

This bird is crazy.

He quickly picked up the remaining large piece and slurped it down into his stomach.

Then he thought about everything else, and a series of urgent and intense thoughts came back, all two words, "I want more, I want more..."

It is the nature of wild animals to prefer eating fat.

But it's hard to eat.

Including this golden eagle.

What kind of things does it catch when it hunts in the wild? They are all small animals that are hungry or full, and can't grow much meat on their bodies. The meat is all lean, and the taste is dry and tough.

I have never eaten this kind of artificially raised marbled beef that is so greasy that your mouth is filled with oil.

Plus, this golden eagle is also pitiful, it hasn't eaten for a day...

(End of this chapter)