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Chapter 474: The Number One Scholar of the Ming Dynasty! Qianlong is a dog!

Chapter 474: The Number One Scholar of the Ming Dynasty! Qianlong is a dog!
After once again despising the Qing Dynasty in his heart.

Liu Bang continued in a relaxed mood:

"I was once worried that China in the future would have no bottom line at all."

"But now, I am very sure that with the efforts of people with lofty ideals, China still has hope."

And in the position below Liu Bang.

Xiao He also nodded.

He looked at the figures of Tan Sitong, Wang Wu and others on the sky with admiration.

Then he said with some concern:

“People with lofty ideals are working hard.”

"It's a pity that the Qing Dynasty was in a period when cold and hot weapons were used alternately."

“This is an era of great change that has not happened in thousands of years.”

“Technology is developing at a rapid pace.”

""

"After the Qing Dynasty falls behind, I wonder how many years China will sink into decline!"

……

Even in ancient times, people were still deeply moved by Tan Sitong's heroic sacrifice.

It was also a time when people despised the corruption, incompetence and reactionary behavior of the Qing government of later generations.

New sky video,

Make a brilliant appearance amidst a burst of cheerful music.

[The top scholar of the Ming Dynasty! The second scholar of the Tang Dynasty! How to distinguish between wolves and dogs? ]

A man dressed in the clothes of the Qing Dynasty emperor appeared on the sky curtain.

The sky curtain is marked with Qianlong.

Around him stood a large number of officials and guards.

It seems that the occasion is quite formal.

Emperor Qianlong waved his hand and the eunuch next to him immediately shouted.

【The top scorer of the first class is invited to meet the emperor! 】

Soon, a somewhat fat man came running over and knelt down before Emperor Qianlong.

【Xu Weisheng, a tribute student from Shanxi, meets the emperor.】

【Xu Weisheng listens to the questions.】

【The students are listening. 】

[Test yourself, how do you distinguish between wolves and dogs? ]

Xu Weisheng smiled confidently and answered with a silly smile:
[Looking at emotions, darkness is a wolf, kindness is a dog. ]

When Xu Weisheng gave the first answer, the barrage of comments exploded.

"Nine Clans: I'm free."

《It's more than just nine clans.》

"Look at Qianlong's expression. He is still smiling."

Qianlong: Who is Cixi?

"That makes sense! After all, Qianlong didn't know who Cixi was."

"All the emperors of the Ming Dynasty have joined the live broadcast room: Well said, I will reward you with 100 million silver coins. "

In the skylight scene, after hearing the first answer, Qianlong thought it made sense.

She nodded with satisfaction, letting him continue.

Qianlong: [Very good, continue.]

Xu Weisheng: [Look at the expression. If it is angry and grits its teeth, it is a wolf. If it is angry and snorts, it is a dog.]

Qianlong, who was lying leisurely, was stunned and suddenly sat up in shock.

The civil and military officials nearby couldn't help but cover their mouths and try hard to hold back their laughter.

While Qianlong was looking at him in astonishment, Xu Weisheng was still producing!

[Look at the tail. If it wags slowly, it's a wolf. If it wags too quickly, it's a dog.]

[Look at the tail, if it is curved it is a wolf, if it is straight it is a dog. ]

[Look at the leftovers. If there is a lot of bran, it means the person is a wolf. If there is a lot of bran, it means the person is a dog.]

【Look at you, if you are swimming crookedly, you are a wolf, and if you are swimming right, you are a dog. 】

[Look at the forehead. The concave one at the back is a wolf, and the bulge at the front is a dog. ]

Qianlong couldn't jump anymore.

I doubt if I heard it wrong.

Qianlong was shocked: [What? ]

Xu Weisheng was not in a hurry and repeated it happily.

【Qianlong is a dog. 】

The ministers around laughed again.

And inside and outside the sky.

Qianlong in film and television dramas and in real history.

Everything went dark before my eyes.

But Xu Weisheng is still happily outputting!

[Look at the intimacy, real intimacy is like a wolf, fake intimacy is like a dog. 】

[Look at eating rice. If there is too much rice, it is a wolf. If there is only rice, it is a dog. 】

[Look at the mouth. If it holds soil, it is a wolf. If it holds wind, it is a dog.]

[Look at the eyes, sharp pupils are wolves, sluggish pupils are dogs.] [Look at urination, full bladder is a wolf, slow bladder is a dog.]

[Look at the kennel. If it is grass, it is a wolf. If it is clothes, it is a dog. ]

[Look at the weight, a small and heavy one is a wolf, a large and light one is a dog. ]

[Look at the comments section. If they smile, they are wolves. If they get angry, they are dogs.]

……

An interesting four-channel sky screen ended, and netizens' comments were densely filling the screen.

"The No. 1 Scholar of the Ming Dynasty, right?"

"The Nine Clans Eliminated Poems."

"Emperor's Escape: The Nine Clans' Separation Technique!"

《The Nine Clans heard the first sentence: Buhao! 》

《The Nine Clans heard the fifth sentence: Keep going! Don’t lose face!》

《Qianlong: Buhao! It’s my turn!》

"Close to the face and open it up! Repeatedly emphasize that Qianlong is a dog!"

《Look at the color and the direction of the tail. The black one is a wolf and the yellow one is a dog.》

"Who says this number one scholar is not good? This number one scholar is amazing!"

Qianlong: What can I say?

"Look at the number and posture. If there are few and they sit, they are wolves. If there are many and they roll, they are dogs."

"Judging by coat color, good color is a wolf, bad color is a dog."

"Look at your work and rest schedule. If you sleep during the day, you are a wolf. If you run during the day, you are a dog."

《Qianlong: Good! Very good! Keep going!》

《Insulting the dog.》

"Stop talking! Someone in the comment section is getting anxious!"

"Which buddy can copy this passage down and travel back to the Qianlong era to show it to him?"

"Fang Xiaoru: Is this small track crowded with people?"

However, the ancient people of all dynasties probably did not know exactly which emperors there were in the Qing Dynasty.

But what about Kangxi, Yongzheng, Qianlong, and Empress Dowager Cixi?

After the previous broadcast on the sky screen, many ancient people knew about it.

Cooperate with the comments on the sky screen.

Basically, I know that this is a pun.

Using homophones to slander the emperors of the Qing Dynasty!

Sui Dynasty.

At this time, Yang Guang laughed wildly without caring about his image.

Because he has completely gotten the funny point of this interesting sky-screen video.

"Hahahaha, Cixi is a dog?"

"It's so dark!"

"But combined with what Tianmu gave us before, the Qing Dynasty lost its sovereignty and was humiliated, and couldn't even defeat the Japanese country."

"And let's look at the situation where the reformists were killed."

"This Cixi is indeed a dog."

"Speaking of the later generations, they were really mean when they scolded the emperor!"

"Talented!"

Yang Guang ate melons and watched the show.

But Yang Guang also had some concerns:
"I wonder if anyone will slander me?"

"Will I become the target of mindless criticism by future generations?"

"To be honest, it shouldn't be the case."

"After all, I am an emperor who has mastered both civil and military affairs."

And in the Qing Dynasty.

Qianlong simply closed his eyes.

Highlight one and pretend not to see.

"I can close my country and shut down the sky just as I close my eyes!"

The attendants around were a little worried that Qianlong, who was like a candle in the wind, would be angered by this rebellious Tianmu.

But in fact, Qianlong was able to control his emotions this time.

As a senior politician, Qianlong would not be too angry about direct insults like Tianmu's.

What really made Qianlong furious and broke his defenses.

We also have to deny Qianlong's achievements and blame him for the backwardness of the Qing Dynasty in later generations.

However, this interesting short video did not mention this aspect of Qianlong's achievements.

Just don't deny your own achievements as an old man.

Don’t say that the Qianlong era of prosperity that you created was fake.

Don't let yourself be blamed for the backwardness of future generations.

Then Qianlong could remain calm.

Thinking about this.

And a new sky appeared again.

(End of this chapter)

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