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Chapter 475 Please choose your roommate! There are so many immortals!

On the canopy.

It’s nine o’clock at night on campus.

A young man wearing glasses, holding a book and looking tired appeared.

His name is Xiao Ming.

See Xiao Ming walking on the campus.

Coupled with his scholarly look, people could tell at a glance that he must be a student from later generations.

Xiao Ming, with fatigue written all over his face, walked into a dormitory building.

He opened the door of his dormitory.

The old dormitory door made a heavy creaking sound.

As a result, a shirtless man on the left side of the door turned up the volume of the stereo, flicked his cigarette, and roared:
"Ahhhhhh! Aaaaaahhh!"

"Who is it? You're making such a loud noise when you come in! Can you have some manners?"

"You're killing the Baron right now! The noise is so loud that I can't even hear the footsteps. It's affecting my chances of defeating Faker. Are you worthy of the 300 million players in the country?"

"Wow! I'm so awesome! I activated the resurrection armor, it was amazing!"

Xiao Ming shook his head helplessly.

Keep your eyes in the center.

A roommate who was reclining on a chair drinking tea glanced at the person who came back, and then said sarcastically:
"Hey, isn't this the top student who got the same grades as us and was admitted to the same school?"

"I said, he's a college bully, so what's wrong with pushing the door a little louder?"

"Can you compare to the top students in gaming?"

"When the top university students develop a domestic 4090 graphics card, you will be scared to death!"

……

Xiao Ming sighed and shook his head again, then looked to the right.

A man was lying on his bed, tossing and turning with a painful expression.

And using both hands and feet,
Kicking around with all four legs up in the air like a dog paddling.

[Baby, I was wrong, baby, I was wrong, I was really wrong, can I give you all my living expenses for this month? ]

After hanging up the phone, he immediately made another call.

[Mom, if you give me another 3000 yuan for living expenses, I will starve to death! ]

[What? Dad said he gave me 5000 yuan for living expenses this month, and he won't give me any more. Okay! Wait for me to hang you guys! ]

After hanging up the phone, the guy immediately opened Bilibili and started posting updates.

【See my updates on B station. 】

[I was bullied by my parents again. My suffocating family of origin...]

Finally, Xiao Ming looked towards the window again. Standing next to the window was a handsome rich man wearing all branded clothes and sunglasses.

He was facing the camera of his mobile phone, shaking his head left and right and blinking his eyes.

【I am sure! 】

【Hehe, the loan was successfully issued! 】

"Rich guy with sunglasses" turned around and made another phone call.

[Hey San Ge, Real Madrid plays Barcelona tonight, I bet 3-0! Real Madrid wins! 10,000!]

[I know Real Madrid has not been in good form recently, but with my 3-0 win and one goal, I made my money back, hahaha.]

……

Xiao Ming didn't say a word throughout the entire video.

But everything is left unsaid.

The ancients did not understand this kind of complaint about university life at first.

But many modern netizens,
Especially those netizens who are in college, all expressed their deep agreement.

Various dense barrages were flying all over the sky.

"Are you hanging me? Don't sleep too deeply tonight!"

"My roommate's dog started barking again!"

"Where is Brother Nan Tong? No Brother Nan Tong?"

"I was studying for a master's degree. There were four people in my dormitory, two of them were 1 and one was 0. I ran away that day."

"My goodness, if all my roommates were this kind of people, I would be living a life worse than death."

"I've been assigned to this dormitory for the rest of my life."

"Hurry up and rent a room! This shabby dormitory is barely livable!"

"Here comes another one, my roommate who screams at the camera all day long, shoots videos, and does live broadcasts, hoping to become an internet celebrity."

"Brother, I'm going to college next year, and I'm really worried about what you guys are doing."

"It's okay. If you can't beat them, just join us. I can teach you how to become the ice shooter in the dormitory."

《Ah, although my roommates are awesome, but... I miss you, my sons! 》

"Be content, the real heavyweight roommate has not appeared yet."

A new canopy also appeared.

As if to confirm the previous comments, the real heavyweight roommate has not yet appeared.

The format template of the new sky screen video was relatively familiar to the ancient people.

It’s the same F1 meme that appeared before!

【Please select your roommate. 】

[The Dark Hammer Demon——Ma Jiajue! 】

A man appeared on the sky curtain, smiling and looking directly at the camera.

Obviously, compared to the roommates who appeared before.

The roommates who appear in the current F1 videos are the real heavyweights! Dense barrages of comments fill the screen.

《Opening Lightning Strike! 》

《Opening Hammer! 》

"Uchiha Rebounds!"

《Weapon Master——Jie Jue Zi.》

When the stars of humanity shine.

……

[Fatal Joke——Lin Senhao! ]

[Alchemy Lady——Sun Shiyan! 】

[The Raging Blade Ghost——Yao Jiaxin! 】

【The Scholar of Chilled Cicadas——Wu Xieyu! 】

……

The short sky screen video ends.

But the dense barrage of comments proves the "high popularity" of these university geniuses.

《Maru Spicy! 》

《Children! Run!》

《Each one is more ruthless than the other!》

《Unlock your acceptance letter to unlock the following roommates.》

《Super rebound! 》

《Three physical and two magic players, this lineup is too strong.》

《Weapon Master, Breaking Bad, Sword Master, Alchemist.》

《You have to wear a helmet even when you sleep! 》

《Charming moments in the girls' dormitory.》

"Charming moments in the female dormitory? To be honest, there is only one female among five people!"

"Why not have more options for sugar girls? When I see them, I think they are all still charming. "

While netizens were making fun of the memes, they were also analyzing how to break the impasse.

"You're not afraid, are you? It's fine as long as you don't provoke him."

"You are wrong. There was one person among the dead who was not provoked at all."

"It's useless to think that you have a good relationship with Ma Jiajue. It's only useful if Ma Jiajue thinks that you have a good relationship with him."

"I heard that Jue Juezi was discriminated against by his roommate?"

"Who discriminated against him! He is a loner and suspicious person, and he also spread rumors that the victim discriminated against him!"

"Look at the appearance of Hammer Demon in the photo. Do you dare to mess with him?"

"And Hammer Demon is the only one in the dormitory who has a computer, and he has some spare money for health care."

"This is the charm of journalism. A person born pure can be washed into this state."

"It's okay for the salary-raising guy, his car can't drive to the dormitory."

《Oh my god! The salary-raising guy is my elementary school classmate! 》

"Before I clicked on it, I thought it was my roommate who was so crazy, but now I just want to thank him for not killing me."

"I suddenly felt that the e-sports boy on the bed next to me had a handsome face. "

"Our school has contributed a new one this year."

"Our school has two this year."

"You all killed each other with your college roommates? When I was in the first grade of junior high school, three people upstairs killed each other because of a 15 yuan debt, and they went to school as usual the next day."

"The most popular one is Hammer Demon. I am Yun's teacher. From the time of Senior Ma until now, Yun has always insisted on checking the dormitories every night. He has been persistent."

"Indeed, Yundai told me about the Hammer incident."

"Mr. Yun has become desensitized. The director has to tell him this every year."

"To be honest, he is indeed a famous alumnus."

"Put these five in a dormitory, who will win the game?"

"The most dangerous of these five is Jue Juezi, because he attacks indiscriminately. As for Lin Senhao and Sun Shiyan, you should be fine as long as you act like a jerk and don't steal their limelight, but remember not to drink the water in the dormitory. Don't have financial dealings with the salary-raising guy. In addition, don't see Wu Xieyu's secrets, and nothing will happen. "

"What a strange rule. "

Although the ancient people had never heard of these strongest roommates.

But through the introduction of Tianmu and the discussion of Danmu.

Basically, I know.
These roommates are most likely people who have committed murder.

Although those emperors and generals who came out of the battlefield killed people like crazy on a daily basis.

Maybe you are not afraid of having a murderer around you.

But there are also some who have never experienced real fighting on the battlefield.

Plus think about it.

What is a roommate?

The person who lives with you and sleeps in the same room with you every day!

Such a close person is actually a wild killer famous throughout the country?
This scene... really makes me feel suffocated just thinking about it.

Song.

Emperor Taizu of Song, Zhao Kuangyin, said:
"See, I said, I will not allow others to sleep soundly beside my bed."

"These guys' roommates are in big trouble!"

"But if they follow my guidance and start the attack in advance, killing all the roommates first, then wouldn't they be safe?"

(End of this chapter)