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Chapter 679: The Great Dog-licking Divine Song! Promise me that you will stop being a dog-licker.

A melodious melody sounded from the sky.

The commentary also sounded.

[Counting the top ten dog-licking songs! Which one touched your heart? ]

[No. 10 - "He Must Love You Very Much" - Adu]

[Classic lyrics: He must love you very much, and he also loves me better. It only took a minute to break up. I should have been under the car, not in the car, to see how sweet you two were...]

[The protagonist of this song is like a lonely "licker" who sees his beloved one with someone else. 】

[Instead of rushing forward angrily, he chose to hide under the car and torture himself. ]

[He kept telling himself that his rival "must love you very much."]

[Using a humble attitude, I put myself at the bottom of love, as if as long as the loved one is happy, my sadness can be ignored. 】

[It vividly shows the dog-licking mentality of being unable to get the love and willing to give in, and sings out the helplessness and sadness of many people in love. ]

【Adu also earned the title of "God of War Under the Car" because of this song. 】

And this first song.

It caused an intensive bombardment of barrage!
"At the beginning, you are the god of war under the car. You know how to lick the dog. "

"Open the screen and blow up the car?"

《It hurts! It hurts so much! This is too Minotaur!》

"There are too many car sex gods, so we can only do it under the car."

"Promise me you won't be a bootlicker anymore."

"I felt that there was something wrong with the lyrics back then."

"Hasn't Adu come out from under the car after all these years?"

……

[9th place - "Thinking Too Much" - Lee Kyu-cheol]

[Classic lyrics: I think too much, you always say so, but you don’t really feel sorry for me. I think too much, I also say so, this is the only reason that can comfort me. ]

【The whole song revolves around the protagonist's "thinking too much." 】

[He is very cautious in love, and a casual "you think too much" from the other party can make him fall into self-doubt. ]

[He desperately reflected on whether he was not good enough and failed to meet the other party's standards, and kept trying to figure out the other party's intentions. ]

【But I never get a sincere response. 】

[I can only feel sad alone in my own entanglement, just like a dog who is always worried about gains and losses and blindly caters to others in relationships. My heart and eyes are full of the other person, but I have lost myself. ]

Barrage:

"The Song of the Minotaur?"

"In the MV of this song, the sky is green."

《Even the male protagonist's clothes are green.》

"It's really a matter of appearance, brother."

"The heroine of this MV is too beautiful, and the hero looks like a beast man, there's nothing I can do about it."

……

[8th place - "Chengquan" - Rene Liu]

[Classic lyrics: I fulfilled your chic and adventurousness, and I fulfilled my blue sea and blue sky. I fulfilled your today and tomorrow, and I fulfilled all your regrets and sadness. ... One person's fulfillment is better than three people's entanglement. ]

[Although the song title is "Chengquan", the lyrics are all about nostalgia. 】

[On the surface, it is a broad-minded declaration of letting go, but in reality it implies reluctance and self-deception. ]

[“Completion” is packaged as a noble choice, but the image of “blue sea and blue sky” exposes the emptiness of self-consolation. ]

[The whole song is filled with a great yet bitter sense of fulfillment.]

[The protagonist chooses to let go in love, allowing the other person to pursue everything he wants, burying his love deep in his heart, leaving the sadness to himself, without any complaints.]

[The restrained singing voice interprets the bitterness of forced laughter, making this song a synonym for "respectable bootlicker". ]

Barrage:

"They are in love with each other, why do they need your help?"

"There's no such thing as fulfillment. I just don't like you anymore. What can you do?"

"Looking at the version, Rene Liu's support is a relief, while Yoga Lin's support is just a pretense. "

《Stiff-lipped? Just laugh out loud!》

"Accomplishment is the dignity of an adult."

"I'm old now, and I don't like to be sad anymore."

……

[No. 7 - "Seven Friends" - Edmond Leung] [Classic lyrics: Who has ever taken care of my feelings, and tenderly kissed my wounds... The only comfort I can get is that after a broken-hearted person is saved, he is very grateful for the loyal dog.]

[“Seven Friends” unfolds from the perspective of a male bestie, revealing the sadness of being a backup in the name of a friend. ]

[The lyrics directly compare themselves to a loyal dog, who silently waits even when being used. ]

[He turned his own heartache into worry for her, regardless of whether she cared about his feelings or not, willingly gave up his freedom, and was affected by her joys and sorrows, a complete spare tire and bootlicker image. ]

[Humble to the dust, just for a chance to get closer to her. 】

……

[Sixth place - "Zhong Wuyan" - Kay Tse]

[Classic lyrics: Even without your permission, I will continue to love... I am willing to be the second in command, and I sigh happily.]

[Men don’t listen to Qiyou, and women don’t listen to Zhong Wuyan. ]

[Known as the "female version of the dog-licking Bible", "Zhong Wuyan" uses the story of the ugly woman Zhong Wuyan in the Warring States Period who had a crush on King Xuan of Qi as a metaphor. 】

[The word "second car" in the lyrics is a metaphor for an emotional status that can never be changed, and the word "willing to" highlights the tragedy of compromise without bottom line. ]

[The contradiction between women's humility and clarity in love is portrayed vividly. ]

……

The barrage continued to surge out.

"Men don't listen to Qiyou, and women don't listen to Zhong Wuyan."

"When there is trouble, Zhong Wuyan, when there is nothing, Xia Yingchun."

"I am your Zhong Wuyan, but you are someone else's Qiyou."

"In the past, all the bootlickers in our class listened to Qiyou. "

"There aren't many Snow Whites, but there are too many who accept their fate as dwarves."

"In the end, he became a "loyal dog", which is so pitiful."

"This song is no longer a spare tire, it's a jack."

Outside the sky.

Shang Dynasty.

Emperor Xin could no longer hold back at this point.

"What kind of songs are these?"

"One by one, isn't that too humble?"

"How can a man be so humble?"

"It's the same with women!"

"Could it be that this behavior, known as dog licking, has become mainstream in later generations?"

"This is not okay."

"My descendants, promise me that you will stop being lickspittles, okay?"

Qin Dynasty.

Seeing this, Ying Zheng, who didn't even set up a queen, frowned slightly and snorted coldly:
"Humph, to compromise for love like this is really unmanly!"

"The world is won by a fierce army and bold strategies!"

"If you act like this for the sake of your children's private affairs, how can you achieve hegemony?"

Late Han Dynasty.

Zhou Yu listened to the song on the sky curtain.

Instead, he showed an intoxicated expression.

Zhou Yu also liked love between men and women and was deeply in love.

But Zhou Yu naturally did not approve of the bootlickers on the sky screen.

but.

Although I don't agree with the core of the dog-licking songs.

But from the perspective of pure music, Zhou Yu, a musician in the late Han Dynasty, actually appreciated the songs of dog-licking.

“I have to say, putting aside the dog-licking lyrics.”

Zhou Yu's fingers stroked the strings of the zither.

“These songs are really nice.”

“Everyone who sang the song gave a wonderful performance.”

"Could it be the music scene of later generations?"

"The song of a dog licker is a divine song?" (End of this chapter)

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