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[Fifth place——"Absolutely Crazy"——Li Shengjie]

[Classic lyrics: I know it is impossible for you to leave his world, but I still foolishly wait for the day when a miracle happens... Until that day you will find that the person who truly loves you is alone in sorrow.]

[This song accurately captures the classic mentality of a spare tire: knowing that the other person has someone else in their heart, but still fantasizing about moving the other person by persisting. ]

[After years of waiting, I ended up heartbroken, but I still couldn't let go of my obsession. Even though I knew there might be no result, I still persisted in love. ]

[Just like a dog licking, giving without expecting anything in return, and finding it hard to give up the deep affection even if it hurts. ]

[The fatalistic feeling of "guarding sadness alone" in the lyrics has become the emotional projection of countless unrequited lovers, and even gave rise to the famous saying "lick until there is nothing left". ]

Barrage:

"Here comes the dog-licking trilogy!"

"Infatuation must be the lick of the lick."

"I knew there would be a Li Shengjie three-piece set."

"The backup king, Li Shengjie!"

"This song was super popular at that time."

[Fourth place - "Over the Fire" - Jeff Chang]

[Classic lyrics: How can I bear to blame you for making a mistake? I gave you too much freedom. I made you more lonely, and that’s why you fell into the whirlpool of emotions… If you want to fly, I’ll bear the pain…]

[Analysis: When faced with a lover's cheating and mistakes, not only do they not blame him, but they also take the responsibility on themselves, thinking that they have given the other person too much freedom.]

[It is like a typical dog-licking mentality, loving humbly and selflessly, losing principles in relationships, just hoping that the other party can be more attached, but not knowing that he has already fallen into the quagmire of love and cannot extricate himself. ]

[It has even surpassed the level of ordinary bootlickers and reached the level of having a problematic worldview. ]

Barrage:

《This one is even more heavyweight! 》

《The true war song of the minotaur.》

"What should I do if my girlfriend cheated on me? Of course I should choose to forgive her."

"Many of the songs in Prince of Love Song are about the plot of Forgiveness Hat."

"The literal meaning of the words in Cantonese that are too extreme is even more explosive!"

《Hahaha, I finally understand the lyrics now.》

"If you see the Minotaur plot with excessive background music, imagine the scene."

[Third place - "Not That Kind of Fate" - Jordan Chan]

[Classic lyrics: Love is something... Some people are very popular, while others are not qualified. She is like a fairy, she is too beautiful, I am so ordinary, I can't open my mouth... I don't have that kind of fate, there is no reason for her to fall in love with me...]

[The song uses a self-deprecating and helpless tone to sing about the inferiority and cowardice of an ordinary person when facing love. ]

[The protagonist knows that there is a huge gap between himself and the person he likes, and feels that he has no chance of being loved by the other person. ]

【I can only keep telling myself to give up. 】

[But he is unwilling to give up in his heart, and the attitude of a dog who is both inferior and has a little fantasy when facing love is portrayed vividly. ]

Barrage:

"Speaking of licking dogs, I have to mention Xiaochun. "

"Most of Shan Ji's songs are spare tires, haha!"

"It hurts, it hurts, Brother Shan Ji, please stop singing."

"Exclusive Memory, Dedication to the World, The One I Love, why are all his songs like these pure loser songs?"

"Brother Ji's expression when playing the role of a loser and a bootlicker is really spot on."

"After all, the actors' acting skills are spot on."

"He is acting, I am real."

"Brother Ji's wife is Ying Cai'er, and I am still solo now. "

……

[Second place - "Three People's Tour" - Khalil Fong]

[Classic lyrics: Even if your love belongs to him, even if he still holds your hand... Even if you are tired, I will be here, watching one person, watching two people, and watching three people... I will still be waiting somewhere, maybe this is also a qualification for happiness. ]

[“Threesome” pushes the dog-licking endurance to a new level: willing to intervene in other people’s feelings as a third party, and even romanticize the torment into protection. ]

[The singer uses a lazy rhythm to weaken the pain and highlight the twisted sense of satisfaction. ]

[The triangle relationship of "one person staring at two people and making them feel guilty" has become a classic portrayal of the "hidden predator" in the contemporary emotional game. ]

[The repeated self-consolation in the lyrics, the obsession of being unable to get the love but unable to let go, fully demonstrates the humble and affectionate state of mind of the dog licker. ]

Barrage:

"It's too painful to travel with three people."

"Too humble, people need to act decisively."

"This is a song that can only be written based on personal experience."

"Why do I feel like the lyrics are a little perverted? It's a little creepy to be stared at all the time."

"I will always spy on you... forever, remember! Forever!"

[First place——"Guest"——Zhang Yuan]

[Classic lyrics: Thank you for your special invitation to witness your love. I put down all my memories to fulfill your love... The venue you carefully arranged is so familiar that it makes me feel distressed. I politely leave to fulfill your love. ]

[The song uses an extreme "dog-licking" perspective to show the complex emotions at the ex's wedding in great detail.]

[The protagonist was invited to the wedding by his ex. It should have been a happy occasion, but he became the loneliest person.]

[I tried my best to suppress my emotions, trying to let go of the past and fulfill the other person's happiness, but I couldn't help but shed tears. 】

[Even if the tears are out of control, you should maintain the last courtesy in this familiar yet unfamiliar scene and watch the person you love walk into the marriage hall with someone else. ]

[This kind of tolerance, concession and fulfillment in love can be called the ultimate dog-licking. 】

With the unveiling of the king of dog-licking songs, the barrage also ushered in a total explosion.

"All rise!"

"Fuck, this is how I felt when my first love got married and posted on WeChat Moments."

"What's your mentality when attending your ex's wedding?"

"Normal people usually only attend the funerals of their exes."

"I received an invitation from my ex-girlfriend, and I went. She gave me a 20-yuan red envelope. Who can resist a big meal with 20 yuan?"

"She's already showing her pregnancy, and you're still not over it."

"Unfortunately, I don't even have the chance to be your guest..."

……

The video also concluded:

[Of course, there are too many dog-licking songs. 】

[There are too many to list.]

[What other classic and good-sounding dog-licking divine songs do you know? 】

[Friends are welcome to point out the dog-licking stories that happened to "your friends". See you next time. 】

Barrage: "My first thought was whether the commotion was enough."

"Perfume is poisonous! You smell like her perfume..."

"Without me, you're not even a spare tire?"

"Who do you love me like? You have to read the title of this song backwards."

"At this point, I need to listen to more love transactions to correct myself."

"Suddenly I feel that the three views of love business are so positive..."

"I'll buy him the right ticket for you" - "Too Early."

"And "Don't Be Afraid That I'll Be Sad", he even licks his love rival, and even worries about his new lover after breaking up, I'm speechless!"

"There should be a 'You hide it from me, I hide it from you'. You hide it from me, and I hide it from myself. That's why the victim is so humble."

"Fuck, everything you're talking about is on my playlist."

"Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced this kind of love and hate."

"Others are already sweating, but you are still crying."

《Others have already put it in, but you haven’t let it go yet.》

"Arigadomei Yangyangsang."

"Let's sing a song to dispel sorrow, a glass to the clown, and a glass to the licking dog!"

《The dog licker will not die a good death, hahaha! 》

"If you don't really like someone, who would want to be a bootlicker?"

"Haha, it's so funny, just like a clown, I laughed, how about you? (Sunglasses and soybeans)..."

"Some people watch clowns, some people are clowns..."

The sky-screen video ended amid heated discussions among netizens.

The ancients listened to little songs and watched the barrage.

I'm in a good mood actually.

Han Dynasty.

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, looked deep and thoughtful.

I remembered the time when I had a beautiful girl in my mansion when I was young.

After a sigh, Liu Che said: "Love is so complicated."

"The people in these songs are willing to sacrifice their dignity in order to find love."

"I have loved people before, but my love for women is only temporary after all."

“Maybe I didn’t do it right?”

And beside Liu Che.

Huo Qubing had no similar experience, so he just said: "I don't understand these mother-in-law and mother-in-law affairs. I only know how to charge into battle and kill the enemy for my country."

"How can I have the time to worry so much about one person?"

"If I like someone, I will make sure she follows me clearly, not like what the song says, where I feel depressed and frustrated."

……

And in the Tang Dynasty.

Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, shook his head slightly and said with emotion:

"In my opinion, love should be about mutual respect and support, just like how Empress Changsun and I work hand in hand together."

"Most of the songs show one-way dedication and fruitless perseverance, which is really lamentable."

"As a descendant of the future, being a bootlicker is meaningless."

"The best way is to improve your self-cultivation."

Song.

Song Huizong sighed:
"Alas, this song is full of sad and heartbreaking things."

"I guess the literati and scholars of later generations are really sensitive in their emotions?"

"Of course, love is the most difficult thing to control. I'm sure many people are deeply trapped in it and unable to extricate themselves."

"Seeing this dog-licking song, I can't help but want to recite a poem." (End of this chapter)