Bronze door through time and space

Chapter 850 Batman in Action
Zatanna listened to the lecture on her knees. She thought she had a family background in scholarship, but in front of Teacher Cat, she was not even a kitten. However, her first boyfriend was like a lunatic, bombarding her with phone calls and text messages, which annoyed her to no end.

"Hehe, magic isn't something you can master just by studying hard. This is a good opportunity, so take your sling ring and go." The Ancient One, who resembled a Devon Rex cat, sat there quietly, picked up the lukewarm tea, licked it with her cat tongue, and still felt it was a bit too hot, so she put down the teacup, picked up a piece of freeze-dried tea and tasted it. It had a unique flavor, and at the same time, she didn't stop talking.

“Yes, teacher.” Zatanna touched the ring on her hand and nodded vigorously.

For magicians, casting spells is a constant accumulation of debt, so they avoid it whenever possible. This is why heroes in the DC magical world rarely interfere with non-mystical events, and why Kang, despite possessing top-tier talent, spends his days swindling and cheating – the cost of casting spells is simply too high.

But the method that Nyanko-sensei taught her was to pull cat hair and use the power gained from pulling to cast magic.

As for the debt, it was earned through my own abilities, so why should I repay it?

Of course, only those with the ability and skill can do this; otherwise, they'll die incredibly quickly. That's why Teacher Cat made Zatanna practice on the Cat God.

The Cat God was strange; he didn't seem to care about the fur. Coupled with his generosity in bestowing divine magic, Zatanna became even bolder and more confident. Therefore, she readily accepted her first love's invitation, but as soon as she arrived, she regretted it.

A cold-blooded first love who enjoys inflicting violence on people at night; an ex-ex-ex-boyfriend who is recovering while wearing diapers and carrying changing medicine; a current girlfriend of the first love who is filing her nails with a subtle expression; and a long-legged beauty carrying a sword and shield watching the commotion.

Zatanna.
Batman.
渣康
猫女
Wonder Woman is watching the drama unfold!

Batman, positioned at the center of the triangle, pretended not to see anything. What else could he do but solve all the problems on his 200-square-meter bed?

Zha Gu Tu Kang didn't mind. Although he was injured and the swelling hadn't gone down, he could still make the other person feel a different kind of tightness, which was worth the money the other person paid.

But Batman isn't that shameless, much less without any bottom line.

Actually, Batman had no choice. Kryptonians are incredibly strong physically, but they have low resistance to mystical forces, and on the magical side, he only knows Zatanna.

As for Zac Connor, Batman 'accidentally' discovered him while searching for Zatanna. After learning that he was also on the magical side, Batman used his money to make this tough guy, who had just come off the operating table, lie on the back seat of a taxi and endure the pain while holding his medication that needed changing.

As for Catwoman, who brought her own cat food, she wasn't invited by Batman, but rather came by divine decree.

Haha, using a statue as a curse bomb, do you really think it has no temper? So Yan Xu immediately sent Catwoman to annoy Batman and even prepared a follow-up for him.

While Batman was busy assembling a team to deal with the alien invasion crisis, Yan Xu strolled over and found the Harley Quinn dancing gracefully in a white wedding dress. As for Harley Quinn, after refusing to be a bridesmaid, she was kicked out by the other woman and is currently staying at Poison Ivy's house, paying rent by digging a well to water and fertilize her plants. However, it seems that she has become obsessed with Poison Ivy's thick vines and leaves, and has forgotten about the effeminate Joker.

The Clown Girl still sported her exaggerated clown makeup, but now possessed an indescribable charm. She was currently writing wedding invitations, thoughtfully stamping a lipstick mark on each one. As for whose wedding it was, Yan Xu didn't intend to ask. "Did you know Batman has a child?" Yan Xu gracefully walked across the long table laden with wedding supplies. However, modifying grenades and rocket launchers seemed a bit too dangerous. Oh well, he could just give a gift and not attend the banquet.

"Little bat cub? Hehehe, hahaha!" The clown girl laughed like a bride abandoned by a scumbag at her wedding, yet you could hear the joy coming from her heart.

"You don't mean you want to adopt him, do you?" Yan Xu scratched his head. Even as a god, he still couldn't understand the clown's thoughts. But it was precisely this unfathomable way of thinking that gave his true self a considerable shock.

"How could Batman possibly raise a child well? He can't even tell a joke. He's still that boy who can't escape Crime Alley and only cries in the dark." The Harley Quinn put down the invitation, squinting and smiling, looking nothing like her usual crazy self.

The Joker is crazy, not stupid. He just sees things too clearly, which is why he can't stand Batman, who knows the outcome but keeps doing useless work.

The world is so cruel, why be so serious?

So this is the Joker's unique way of comforting Batman, after all, he has always loved him deeply, until death.

"Okay, Batman really doesn't know how to raise kids. He's turned a handsome young Robin into a female Nightwing. The world is going to the dogs, people's hearts are no longer what they used to be. You'd be better off raising the little Bat-chan into a wonderful magical girl, and showing Batman who the real caring male mommy is." Yan Xu said, squinting, completely forgetting that he was the culprit.

But it's just a cute little kitten now, what bad intentions could a meow have?

The little scandal made him even happier, almost unable to straighten up and out of breath. Therefore, he canceled his plan to hold a wedding with Batman in Crime Alley and gave up his plan to personally invite Batman's parents to the wedding. Instead, he went to find the little Batman.

As for whether or not he can find it, well, the only difference between the Joker and Batman is that he never pretends to be a normal person, so it's just a matter of wanting or not wanting, not whether or not he can find it.

Just thinking about it, it won't be long before the Wayne family has more members, with several more wives, one of whom is the infertile Nan Niang, and the adopted son is a transgender woman. The biological son, after becoming a magical girl, is gender-fluid. Yan Xu couldn't help but feel happy for Batman. This was all thanks to him, and it was so in line with American political correctness. As the richest man, he should set an example and not complain about his son becoming a daughter. He should be free and correct.

Leaving aside Yan Xu's deep concern for Batman's family affairs, Batman's team also launched their operation.

Zatanna drew a circle with her hand, using the slingshot to open passages to Metropolis and the Indian Ocean, because the alien spaceship would land in these two places, a conclusion Batman had drawn from satellite calculations.

Next, they will split into two groups. Batman will take Zatanna and Constable to Metropolis, while Catwoman and Wonder Woman will head to the Indian Ocean. As for whether there is any deeper meaning behind this arrangement, that is a matter of opinion. In any case, Catwoman's smile is meaningful, and the way she licks her paws is a bit like a tabby cat about to start a hunt, the kind that is usually chained up but has been untied today.

Anyway, Batman's pace was a little faster than usual, I don't know if it was a chill down his spine or concern for the country and its people.

(End of this chapter)