
Everyone is a cannon fodder, love-brained, only I am the crazy comeback king
全员炮灰恋爱脑,唯我疯批翻盘王
"Those who are in love are idiots!"
Xu Fu transmigrated into the cannon fodder girl who paved the way for the protagonist's love in the novel "The Flower Market". She angrily wrote a manifesto to criticize the sect's group o
Summary
"Those who are in love are idiots!"
Xu Fu transmigrated into the cannon fodder girl who paved the way for the protagonist's love in the novel "The Flower Market". She angrily wrote a manifesto to criticize the sect's group of licking dogs, but was happily expelled and kicked off the mountain overnight.
The wandering Taoist priest picked her up and brought her back to the Taoist sect to farm, and she lived a fairy-like life by brushing up her attribute points. Until her senior brother returned, he was shocked to find that he had entered a den of spare tires again, and the whole mountain smelled like cannon fodder!
Xu Fu: spit out three kilograms of Lingxiao blood in anger.
……
System prompt: When faced with the senior brother who cut open the golden elixir for the heroine, the fellow disciple who was killed in a fight for the heroine, and the nephews who were destined to be the heroine's licker and were refined into elixirs by the demon hero, what will you do——
[Option A: If you let it go without giving any advice, you will lose your entire sect, but the protagonist will lose his love! Reward: Heavenly Spiritual Root, Ruthless Dao Secret Method]
[Option B: Leave with a flick of your sleeves, and travel the world slaying demons and monsters. Reward: Ancient Spirit Sword]
[Option C: Take a step back and the more I think about it, the angrier I get. Damn you love-brained man. You can't understand the scriptures. I know a little bit of boxing and kicking. If I don't beat you, my heart will be unstable! Roll up the cannon fodder sect into Long Aotian and Feng Aotian, and let the whole cultivation world tremble! Reward: Unlock the almighty attribute panel]
Xu Fu was overjoyed: Sanwuliang, I’ll choose the best C!
Since then, Xu has been forced to use a pseudonym:
An outer sect disciple who is proficient in everything but has zero cultivation, the top-notch Gou Wang; an outer sect disciple who has explosive cultivation, Junior Master B Wang.
Every day the whole sect is brainwashed together, and the whole mountain depends on me to carry it!
Until later, everyone knew the specialties of Sanqing Mountain:
The genius King Juan who brought the world of cultivation to ruins, and the junior uncle who has explosive eloquence and is omnipotent and invincible.
- 1 Chapter 1 Book Sealing
- 2 Chapter 2 Book Sealing
- 3 Chapter 3: If you survive a disaster, you will definitely get a make-up
- 4 Chapter 4: Kneel down and beg the heaven to grant me the ordination!
- 5 Chapter 5 Book Sealing
- 6 Chapter 6: Except for the name, everything is watered down
- 7 Chapter 7: Stay away from the dog-licking reserve, and increase your strength by 1
- 8 Chapter 8: You’ll have enough dog shit!
- 9 Chapter 9 I Banged My Head Against the Wall for San Qingshan
- 10 Chapter 10 Who the hell removed the back door? !
- 11 Chapter 11: Oh my goodness, he is really strong
- 12 Chapter 12 Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick Appear Here at the Same Time
- 13 Chapter 13 Isn’t this bullying an honest person?
- 14 Chapter 14: The Reality of Paper Man
- 15 Chapter 15 Life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine
- 16 Chapter 16 You Are Enough
- 17 Chapter 17 You Are Enough
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