Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.

Chapter 502: In the mountains: I woke up recently and felt pain in my back
What a unique way to make the traffic lights fail. Just like TM Erquel!
Cui Ming couldn't help but ask the cosmic person who was causing the trouble, are they really so idle and have nothing to do? ! They actually wantonly disrupted the normal operation of the traffic lights. What else is this thing for besides causing serious interference to public order? !
This problem can be solved by letting the traffic police be responsible!
and many more! ! ! !
Cui Ming seemed to have thought of something. "What on earth are the Japanese traffic police doing?" Cui Ming asked this question seriously, and the crow fell silent immediately after he said this.

Seeing that Ru Ya did not respond, Cui Ming also fell silent.

It turns out it's the same as I thought.
Is it really like that?!
The wage thief in Japan.
"It shouldn't be that bad... I didn't think Japan would be that outrageous."

Cui Ming looked at Ru Ya.

"Yeah, that's true." At this time, a rather anthropomorphic expression appeared on the crow's face.

To be honest, she didn't expect that the local traffic police in Japan would be so incompetent, and to some extent it had reached a point that was really unbelievable.

Fortunately, as monsters, we have nothing to do with these people! Otherwise, I'm afraid I would feel ashamed.

"Great..." Cui Ming now understood the situation in Japan again, but what could he say? Only this "Great" could barely express his feelings.

This kind of "good teammates" really put the former defense force in a difficult situation... There were incompetent superiors and perfunctory subordinates, just like the gathering of the Dragon and the Phoenix. It was really sigh-worthy. With such teammates, Japan was able to avoid being destroyed. It was really thanks to the guidance of Ultraman!
Oh, and the big guys from the defense team.
Cui Ming once again lamented the difficulties of the former defense team
Saying
My previous bad premonition won’t come true, right?

I don't really want to be the captain of the defense team, do I? !

Damn, the next time it’s that reckless Taro who’ll come!!!

Cui Ming could already imagine that scene!

This reckless guy Taro came to my side happily, but I had the headache of helping him deal with the aftermath!

Damn it! I don’t want this!
No! Drag Tregear into this!
At this moment, Cui Ming had only this one thought.
Tregear! We must share the same difficulties!
At the same time, at another location, Beidou and Shanzhong are racing against time to investigate the current traffic problems.

The main thing is that the traffic is completely messed up!

And during this action, Shanzhong would always subconsciously cover his buttocks when walking.

pain……

The pain was unbearable...

In recent days, he was even afraid to sleep, and every time he fell asleep, he would fall into a deep sleep.

However, after he woke up, for some unknown reason, he felt excruciating pain in his buttocks, which was unbearable.

After Beidou noticed this situation, he subconsciously reminded: "Team Yamanaka, this may have a negative impact on your own image and the surrounding order. The Tucker team will also be affected." Beidou felt that what he said was already very tactful.

Hearing Beidou say this, Shanzhong complained with a bitter look on his face: "There is really no way... Beidou, my butt hurts so much... Especially in recent times, every time I wake up I feel unbearable pain, as if I had suffered some kind of inexplicable sneak attack..." As he spoke, Shanzhong continued to cover his back with his hands in great grievance.

The pain was so severe that it was unbearable. Otherwise, how could he have done such an impolite thing?

And Beidou... at this moment, he was trying hard to hold back the smile that was about to break his heart. No, he absolutely couldn't laugh! He had to restrain himself! However, that smile was rushing towards Beidou like a wild horse that had broken free from its reins. He couldn't stand it any longer!

After all, Beidou knew the real reason why Yamanaka's butt was sore...

However, the reason is indeed... it is really hard to talk about...

Once I say it out loud, I’m afraid it will really… Puchi! Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Although he was laughing so hard in his heart, Beidou still looked at Shanzhong with a serious face and said, "Yanzhong, maybe there is another reason for this pain? Anyway... you must endure it... Okay, don't keep this weird look, otherwise it will easily attract other people's attention, don't touch it!"

"But..." Shanxin felt aggrieved. He was the only one who understood the pain in his butt!
At this moment, Shan Zhong was confused. Why? What caused his buttocks to be in this condition? Moreover, the doctors' expressions when they checked on him were also very strange...

Although the doctors all said that there was nothing wrong with my butt...

But Shanzhong knew very well that the pain was real and there was no sign of it easing at all!

Sometimes, he would even feel something heavy behind him, which made him wonder if there was a ghost haunting him.

But when I think about it carefully, I feel something is not right!

Given the vice-captain's reputation in the Tucker team, even if there was a ghost, if someone saw the vice-captain, he would probably be scared and run away!
Thinking of this, Shanzhong felt more and more that there must be something fishy about this matter!
"Beidou. Seriously, what do you think?"

"Eshanzhong, can you tell me more specifically?" What could Beidou say?
That’s all I can ask.

After thinking it over carefully, Yamanaka said, "I actually thought I was violated, but when I think about it carefully, it's different from how those aliens treated me back then. Ahem! Anyway, the feeling is different! But this time is indeed more unique! It's a kind of tearing feeling."

Yamanaka did have doubts, but the feeling now was different from before, so Yamanaka dismissed the idea that he was violated.
So, what's going on with your butt?
Is there anyone who can heal this unspeakable pain?
Then again, the vice-captain seems to be proficient in medicine, but...

Shan Zhong felt that his idea was very good, but it was actually impossible to achieve. After all, if he really went to Cui Ming to treat this problem.
I am afraid that Cui Ming will use that new weapon called the twisting hammer to give me a so-called "thorough treatment". By then, I am afraid the pain will be even worse!

Speaking of Cao Cao, here comes Cao Cao!

Cui Ming is here! Carrying a twisted hammer!

New weapons recently made.

"How's the situation?"

At this time, Cui Ming's twisting hammer suddenly spoke.

"Oh! I smell it! The breath of aliens!!! Come on! Let's smash them to death! Smash them all to death!!!"

"."*2
Quite smart.
but
This hammer is intelligent?!

(End of this chapter)