Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.

Chapter 503 Do You Know What Attraction Is?

"Oh~ This is simply our paradise. I can smell the breath of countless aliens! Boss? Who should we fight? Who should we deal with first? Tell me!"

Twisting Hammer seems to be very crazy now.

But it's normal. After all, the Hammer was originally a powerful melee weapon prepared to deal with aliens.

Cui Ming carried the hammer and looked at the Big Dipper in the mountain.
"Tell me, what's going on with you? And team members in Shanzhong, don't do such disgraceful actions!" Cui Ming looked at Shanzhong who was still covering his butt. Although he knew the specific situation of Shanzhong's butt, Cui Ming did not say much.

The situation in the mountains is indeed special. But to be honest, I still think it's too weird.
Member Yamanaka, can you please take your damn hand off your ass! Do you know that you are attracting the attention of all the cosmic people around you?
Cui Ming has already discovered that many of the aliens' eyes are all on the mountain.
In fact, there are many outrageous stories about people in the mountains. It’s just that people in the mountains don’t know about it.

Of course, the most outrageous thing is that Baltan also noticed the ditch in the mountain.
The story begins with a space voyage of the Baltan people.

During their interstellar journey (so they said themselves), the aliens Baltan accidentally received a signal from the Earth Defense Force about an operation (in other words, surveillance).

In Signal, after fighting with the aliens, Ichiro Yamanaka accidentally revealed his cleavage in front of the camera, which attracted the attention of countless aliens (don’t ask why this scene appeared, these crazy guys were determined to strip Yamanaka’s pants even if they died).

This scene happened to be seen by Baltan. Even with Baltan's unique aesthetic perspective, he was instantly attracted by Yamanaka Ichiro's groove.

"Wow, look, what a perfect arc this is. This elasticity is simply the most fascinating existence in the universe!" The leader of the Baltan people shouted excitedly.

"Don't use Earth's translation accent!" The other Baltan looked at his partner speechlessly.

Damn this translation accent! Believe it or not, I will kick your ass with my super powerful feet!

Therefore, the Baltan decided to change their navigation plan and head straight for Earth, with their target being Ichiro Yamanaka's ditch.

At that time, Ichiro Yamanaka was still conducting daily training with others in the Earth Defense Force.

"Hey, Yamanaka, you looked good in today's training!"

People around praised him one after another.

Yamanaka Ichiro smiled and responded: "Of course, I am a member of our team."

He wanted to say the best shooter, but then he thought of the vice-captain
Forget it, don't do that.

But Yamanaka didn't know that the deputy captain he mentioned was now negotiating with the aliens.

The Baltans quickly connected with the Earth. Instead of launching an attack as usual, they sent a strange message to the Earth Defense Force through cosmic radio waves: "We are Baltans. We have no ill intentions. We just want to appreciate Yamanaka Ichiro's groove up close."

"What kind of a request is this? In the mountains? That's normal."

In the mountains.
Everyone understands
But it would be a waste to fight for such a thing. According to Cui Ming, it was all money, so the captain decided to negotiate with Baltan. The two sides met at the designated location.

But after arriving, Cui Ming discovered that these Baltans were watching the video of the ditch in the mountain with their eyes shining! And they were staring at it intently!
At this time, Cui Ming could have wiped out the entire opponent.

"Hehe, you bunch of Baltans, that's enough." asked the captain.

The leader of the Baltan people gestured excitedly: "We are a race full of science! But to be honest, we have been wandering in the universe for so long, and we have never seen such a perfect groove. It is simply the pinnacle of cosmic groove aesthetics! From our scientific point of view, it is really perfect!"

Cui Ming almost shot
These guys are a bunch of perverts.
However, what made Cui Ming speechless was Baltan's next sentence.
"We hope to take away Gouzi from the Shanzhong team. Of course, we will use the most advanced technology to ensure that he will not be damaged in any way. In addition, we will give Earth a lot of advanced technology in exchange, because Gouzi from the Shanzhong team has the ability to evolve!"

In fact, a group of people almost sold the ditch in the mountains. After all, advanced technology is of great help to the development of the earth.

Then, a group of so-called "seniors" appeared out of nowhere and insisted that Long Golang do some work to get the Yamanaka team to hand over his ditch.

These idiots looked serious and said confidently, "This is what the higher-ups said. You have to obey. This ditch has a special purpose and is related to important secrets."

How could Cui Ming agree? He was ready to pull out his gun, and when he was about to pull out his gun, he retorted bluntly: "Special purpose? I think you are just bored! The ditch in the mountain belongs to him!"

The main thing is that the ditch in the mountain has a patent fee! You idiots don’t know!
So, Cui Ming started to argue with this group of senior executives.

The most outrageous thing is that these idiots actually got some documents from the top management! So the scene was outrageous! One moment they took out various documents, saying they had authorization; the next moment they talked about some nonsense like the balance of the universe.

But Cui Ming didn't buy it at all and threw the document aside. "Authorization? Does authorization allow you to do such a wicked thing? The balance of the universe has nothing to do with the ditch in the mountain! Stop fooling people here!"

Cui Ming was almost about to pull out his gun!
The main reason is that Cui Ming thinks it’s too damn shameless to waste time on such outrageous things!
The senior executives were so angry that their faces turned red, but they couldn't do anything about it. One of the tall and thin senior executives said angrily, "You kid, don't refuse a toast and drink a penalty. You have delayed important things. Can you afford it?"

bump!
After a gunshot, Cui Ming put away the smoking gun and asked, "Is this thing still useful?"

Finally, if Baltan wants to study the ditch in the mountain, he can only observe secretly or wait until the mountain falls asleep at night.
otherwise.
Countless aliens will teach these guys how to be aliens!
In short, just like there were countless Flashes watching the moment when their own mother died, there are now countless aliens staring at the ditch in the mountain.

This is also why Cui Ming’s hammer has started to get excited.

Oh!!!! So cool! That’s the feeling!!!!

There are definitely aliens around! There are so many of them! ! ! !

Of course, the Ultraman clan is not included in the enemy scan of the Twisting Hammer.

They are allies after all.

(End of this chapter)