Douluo: The Road to Invincibility Begins with Bibi Dong

Chapter 1 It’s been three years. Do you know how I spent these three years?
The early morning sun shines through the window into the house, casting a golden glow on the ground.

On the luxurious and soft big bed, Li Ling slowly opened his eyes.

He sat up and glanced at the lady lying next to him.

The lady was breathing evenly and sleeping soundly, with the afterglow of the smile still lingering on her face.

He got out of bed quietly, put on his clothes and walked out of the house.

"Are you leaving?"

A voice that was soft and a little lazy sounded.

"Ah."

Li Ling paused, hummed lightly, and did not look back.

"Can we not leave?"

The woman propped herself up and gazed at his back tenderly, her gentle voice revealing a strong reluctance and nostalgia.

Li Ling shook his head and smiled.

"If you don't leave, you can support me."

"I'll support you. I have money."

The woman's voice was firm, her eyes filled with anticipation.

Hearing the woman's words, Li Ling laughed out loud.

"Your husband won't agree. Okay, let's go."

The woman sighed softly, and her voice became resentful.

"What about the name? You don't even want to leave your name?"

Li Ling turned his back and waved his hand.

"If we are destined to meet again, why leave your name behind and add to your troubles?"

After saying that, he opened the door, walked out, and left without any reluctance.

The lady looked at his departing back reluctantly, shook her head and sighed.

"You have a mouth that is not only eloquent, but also good at speaking."

Having said that, the lady took a deep breath and shouted at his back.

"Can you shave your stubble clean? It's prickly."

"Even if I don't mind, the next woman you meet may not be able to stand you."

Li Ling did not look back. He turned his back and waved his hands, and his figure gradually disappeared from her sight.

[Ding! Congratulations on completing the system task, and you have received a reward: a bottle of 'Kunchui Immortality' medicine. ]

"Another such messed up reward."

Li Ling sighed, walked on the bustling streets of Tiandou City, looked up at the clear blue sky, and felt inexplicably heavy in his heart.

It’s been three years. It’s been exactly three years since I came into this world.

Now he is still just an ordinary person without soul power.

When I first came here, I learned that this was the world of Douluo Continent.

He also dreamed of stepping on Tang San Yu Xiaogang under his feet, Bibi Dong in his left hand, and Qian Renxue in his right hand.

But when he went to the place set up by the Spirit Hall to help people awaken their spirits for free to awaken their spirits.

But he was told that he was already past the age to awaken his martial soul.

I was only twenty years old when I came to you to awaken my martial spirit. How come I am too old?

But can you blame me for this? I was this big when I traveled through time.

Although my age is a little bit inconsistent with the requirements for awakening martial spirits in your world.

But I am a time traveler, and I think I have great potential.

However, no matter how he tried to beg others for leniency, he was told: Stop making trouble, or I will send you to a mental hospital.

In desperation, he had to give up the route of awakening his martial soul.

Fortunately, I later successfully activated the cheat code system that is essential for time travelers.

The name of the system is the dog licking system. As long as you lick the goddess, you can get rewards.

"Three years. It's been three years."

"Master Tong, do you know how I have been spending the past three years?"

"Can't you give me a slightly more useful reward, like a martial spirit or something?"

Li Ling suppressed his melancholy and walked towards a street food stall. "Boss, two baskets of steamed buns, a bowl of porridge, and some pickles for me."

He pulled out his purse from his pocket, took out a few copper coins, and threw them onto the boss's snack stand.

"Okay, sir, please take a seat first, I'll be right there."

The snack stand owner greeted us warmly and started to get busy.

Li Ling put the purse into his arms, walked to a low table and sat down.

[The reward depends on the quality of the goddess the host licks. The host licks passers-by who have never appeared in the original work, so how can there be a good reward. ]

The system's voice sounded in my mind, with no emotion as usual.

"I really want to lick the goddess in the original novel, but isn't this the task you assigned to me?"

Li Ling couldn't help but complain in his heart.

It has been three years, and he can no longer tolerate this wise system.

When it was first activated, it was just called a dog-licking system, asking him to be a dog-licking goddess.

He gets up early and goes to bed late, working hard to make money.

He didn't dare spend a penny of the money he earned, and spent it all on women.

Whenever he sees a woman who is even slightly pretty, he would run up to her and act like her lapdog.

Send breakfast in the morning, send flowers at noon, and pester others every day.

为此，没少被那些女神的男朋友、老公、甚至是其他的舔狗揍过。

With his unyielding and continuous efforts, which were comparable to those of Feiyangyang, he actually won the favor of a goddess.

Unexpectedly, the system said: I asked you to be a bootlicker, not a boiling sheep.

You don't understand what people say, or you don't know how to read. Do you understand?

My goodness, it turns out that the dog-licking he understands is not the same as the dog-licking of the system.

Since then, the system has been updated with a plug-in.

Use system tasks to guide him on how to become a qualified bootlicker.

[You are the one who didn't live up to your expectations. You don't even know how to be a bootlicker. This is the novice guide task loaded by the system. ]

[With your current state, let alone asking you to lick the goddesses in the original novel, any female soul master would slap you to death.]

The system's voice rang in his mind again.

The snack stand owner brought up the buns and porridge.

"Sir, please enjoy your meal."

The boss placed the buns and porridge on the table in front of Li Ling and stepped back.

"Okay, okay, it's my fault."

Li Ling was too lazy to argue with it anymore, so he picked up his chopsticks, picked up a bun and started eating.

After three years of getting along, he has gained some understanding of this system.

This is a very smart system that is not affected by any tricks.

At least there is still a system now, and there is still some hope of becoming a soul master.

If you really irritate this system and unbind it, there will be no hope of becoming a soul master.

Damn it, as the host, I am really frustrated.

Why can't I come across a system that begs the host to give rewards?

[Ding! New tasks have been refreshed. ]

[Mission target: Tiandou City's 'Beauty Fashion' Widow Wang. ]

Good man, just looking at this task you can tell that he is just an ordinary person.

Li Ling drank the remaining porridge in the bowl, wiped his mouth and stood up.

"Boss, I want to ask you something."

"How do we get to Tiandou City's beauty fashion?"

The snack stand owner smiled and pointed in a direction.

"It's not far. There's a street across two alleys. Walk south along that street and you'll see it on the road."

"Thank you, I wish the boss a prosperous business."

Li Ling thanked him and strode towards the direction the boss pointed.
(End of this chapter)