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Chapter 261: Slutty Li Ke

Chapter 261: Slutty Li Ke
If it was in the game, Li Ke felt that he should be able to see a line of words.

'Nezha joins the team'.

And this line of words is accompanied by a burst of passionate music or something, and then a series of wonderful changes will occur.

So when walking on the road, Li Ke did not forget to ask Nezha.

"Is there nothing wrong with the sky?"

After all, Nezha is the great god of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly, so it is necessary for him to show up.

Nezha, on the other hand, showed a calm smile.

"It's okay. I have a day off. I haven't used it for hundreds of years."

Sun Wukong was somewhat curious about what this thing called "tiaoxiu" was, but suddenly he discovered that his master seemed to have stopped talking.

He was a little confused. When he got close to Li Ke, he could only hear Li Ke constantly saying "I am guilty" and so on, which made Sun Wukong feel that there was something wrong.

But Sun Wukong couldn't ask more questions. He asked Li Ke about his experiences in the West. After thinking for a while, Li Ke could only speak shyly and told a little story of his own.

"I once fought with a man from Karna and Arjuna, but in the end I wanted to kill them all, after all, there was actually no good person on both sides... But unfortunately, I was not capable enough at the time and was just a passer-by in the world."

So Sun Wukong didn't ask any more questions, for he was afraid that if he asked, something strange would appear.

Seeing that Monkey didn't ask any more questions, Li Ke just smiled and didn't say anything else, because he actually didn't want to talk about his past.

Moreover, there is actually nothing much to say about Tianzhu’s past. In the end, it was all just empty talk.

after all--

"Your experience is a bit too rich..."

Naruto Li Ke looked at Tang Seng Li Ke and complained speechlessly, because Tang Seng Li Ke had too many memories, and many of the Li Kes only looked at them when they had nothing to do, so when he came to the party this time, he couldn't help but complain.

“You even sought the wisdom of Vishnu and Brahma with Hanuman… Holy shit…”

Type-Moon Li Ke was also speechless. Indian mythology was also an exception in the Type-Moon world, so he was a little unable to look directly at the Tang Monk in front of him.

"Vishnu is just a very wise and powerful person, and he is not just one person... To be honest, you have all seen what happened to them and what happened to the Trimurti. It is normal that I don't want to talk about the past."

Tang Monk Li Ke sighed.

He had seen Vishnu, Brahma and Shiva, and therefore lost hope in Buddhism. The Buddhism he now possesses is not so much Indian Buddhism as it is his own Buddhism, the Buddhism of the Middle Earth, which is completely different from the Buddhism of India.

That is why he said that only after he arrived at Lingshan did he become Tathagata.

As for the situation in Tianzhu...

Vishnu, Brahma, and Shiva are the Trinity, and the wisdom and power of the three persons are one. So are the wives of the three persons, who are both themselves and the sub-programs differentiated from them.

This is the choice made by the great masters of supernatural powers in India in the past in pursuit of wisdom: since a person's wisdom cannot pursue the great way, then as long as the "wisdom" is linked together, then they will definitely be able to gain greater wisdom, understand things that they could not understand before, and thus attain enlightenment, right?
This is why most of the gods in India have multiple heads and hands.

They have much more brains and wisdom in a physical sense! When they refer to themselves, they should not use the quantifier "I" but "we".

"Hundreds of practitioners spliced ​​together, or gave their most proud organs and souls to the victors to merge... I really don't want to see and recall such a Tianzhu."

Tang Seng Li Ke closed his mouth and no longer recalled that dark time.

India is a damn place, the magic is dark and the people are even darker. Although the Buddha has flaws, he is truly a ray of light.

"Then you're really going to go on a killing spree when you return."

Hokage Li Ke couldn't help but think of that scene, and his whole body trembled, because it was really beyond human aesthetics.

"No way. Without someone to clear out the six heavenly ghosts, Tianzhu will naturally be in a mess. And I am going there this time to clear out the evil spirits in the human world and the divine world!"

Tang Monk Li Ke's tone was very serious. Now that Nezha was in his hands, it meant that the Great Heavenly Venerable also allowed it. If the Great Heavenly Venerable allowed it, then how far would Yang Jian be?

Yang Jian, Nezha, and Sun Wukong, the three biggest troublemakers in Heaven, are all in his hands. This lineup is enough to defeat the Buddha!

"But why do I feel that it is the Jade Emperor who is sweating profusely..."

The dark Li Ke on the side whispered something. After all, because he had watched The Lotus Lantern and The Lotus Lantern Sequel, the graduation thesis of Sun Wukong's master was to make trouble in Heaven, so Nezha was also turned into a rebel in Heaven because of this.

After all, he really rebelled in there.

"There's even a saying in the Lotus Lantern that everything is a conspiracy by the Great Celestial Lord, but in our world, the Great Celestial Lord is just a social animal, okay?"

Tang Monk Li Ke spread out his hands. After getting Nezha, he really felt a lot more relaxed.

"I just don't know how the demons in India feel. I'm afraid they will wake up and think 'Oh my god, the Heavenly Court is attacking me?'"

Wang Mang and Li Ke couldn't help laughing out loud. Just think about it and you will know how exciting it is for a little monster with no background like Mrs. White Bone to see Nezha and Yang Jian standing at her door.

Not to mention the disasters that occurred in the original Journey to the West team, which could hardly be considered serious disasters.

I just don't know if Tang Seng Li Ke will recreate the classic scene and let Benboerba defend his three disciples alone.

But for him, there is still a difference between the Tianzhu in his world and the Tianzhu in Tang Monk Li Ke's world, so he is not as obsessed with that ghost place Tianzhu as Tang Monk Li Ke.

Just like he never mentioned conquering India in his world.

At least in the Tianzhu of his world, no one has been led astray by him. He recites his own poems when he appears on the stage and is the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who knows the Golden Cicada Life-Severing Hand, the Golden Cicada Rebirth Skill, and the Golden Cicada Nirvana Fist.

Therefore, it didn’t take long before several people from the Eastern mythology system started to communicate with each other, and something was mixed in between.

A few political experts also gathered together and began to discuss the wonderful changes in different policies in different places, and then...

"Why is no one paying attention to us?"

Type-Moon Li Ke looked at the people around him who were talking and laughing, as if they regarded him as a monster that was polluting Li Ke's character, and could not help but look at Li Ke from the anime and Li Ke from the analyst.

Analyst Li Ke straightened his sweatshirt, spread out his hands, and gave a high-scoring answer.

"I do not know."

"you……"

Just when Xingyue Li Ke couldn't help but want to punch this winner in life, Xingyue Li Ke's figure instantly disappeared in the rolling black fog and came behind the two newly appeared figures. Then the attention of many Li Ke was once again attracted to him!

Almost instantly, all the Li Ke came over, even Tang Seng Li Ke became a little concerned. After all, although his strength in his own world was very strong, it was still wishful thinking to really be able to fight against Taishang Laojun and others.

After all, if he had the cultivation level of Taishang Laojun and Buddha, would he still have to travel to the West?
The two newcomers, Li Ke, also accepted the touches of the big guys in a daze, and then their heads were filled with memories, but——

"Quack! It's Slaanesh! Everyone, get behind me!"

Warhammer Li Ke screamed, and the spiritual light on his body immediately protected all the Li Ke present, but only Riman Li Ke and Type-Moon Li Ke were speechless, while Analyst Li Ke was silent for a while, and quietly walked out of the spiritual light of Warhammer Li Ke.

The spiritual light of Warhammer Li Ke can be said to be extremely pure, without even a trace of evil thoughts. After reaching the ideological realm of Tang Monk Li Ke, he has returned to nature and reached the point where he has desires but will not indulge in them, and sees mountains as mountains and water as water, which is extremely pure!
It was only at this time that everyone had time to observe the memories of the two newcomers, Li Ke.

One of the newcomers, Li Ke, is purely a concern, but the place where he is is very... open.

People hunt monsters not simply because they are valuable or because they can harm humans, but to satisfy their own desires.

Adult toys made from special monster materials, as well as special props made by former big shots and great wizards left over from various mazes.

And the body structure of the demons is completely different from that of humans.

These are the things that people in this world flock to.

It even forced the Demon King to say something like "Humans should mate with humans, and monsters should mate with monsters!"
The Li Ke in this world is a monster hunter, or adventurer, who specializes in entering and exiting the maze for dignitaries and hunting various monsters and rare items for them.

It’s just because this world is too explosive that Li Ke has been...

Still a virgin.

"There's nothing we can do about it. After all, the atmosphere in this world is too open. No one considers satisfying their desires as something despicable, which directly leads to having relationships with the opposite sex in this world. As long as the other person looks okay and has decent abilities, it's fine. This has even spawned countless industries..."

Monster Hunter Li Ke, who was wearing a classic armor costume and dressed like Goblin Slayer, sighed and looked at the anime Li Ke and analyst Li Ke with some envy, but he did not look at Type-Moon Li Ke with envy.

This made Xingyue Li Ke very unhappy.

Because he knew what was going on.

The only thing that Type-Moon magicians have in common with humans is that they all look like the same species.

For the magicians in his world, chastity does not exist. Even Toosaka Rin and Matou Sakura have a similar attitude, but these two people care more about family, so after they become husband and wife, they will not mess around.

But it would be purely funny to say that Toosaka Rin cares about such things. If she really cared, she wouldn't have gone to bed so easily with Emiya Shirou, with whom she had little interaction.

In fact, Artoria is not someone who cares too much about such things, and they don’t take this matter seriously.

Although Li Ke in the world of hentai often encounters various strange things, the concept of chastity among men and women in that world is extremely strong. But whether this is for the Minotaur to feel better or for other reasons, Li Ke doesn't know.

As for analyst Li Ke.

In his world, he is a humanoid succubus.

“So I can’t accept it.”

Warhammer Li Ke looked at Li Ke, thought for a while, and then asked.

“Is his positioning somewhat overlapping with mine?”

Black Monkey Li Ke and Wang Mang Li Ke silently clicked the thumbs-up button, but no one cared about it because the other Li Ke was even more important.

"Finally, I have all the Marvel and DC comics together."

Holding his arms, Tang Seng Li Ke spoke.

Yes, the Li Ke who came this time is Li Ke from the Marvel world, and he is also the Li Ke from the classic movie universe. The Warhammer Li Ke is not targeting the Monster Hunter Li Ke just now, but this Li Ke!

Because of this Li Ke...

A hunter too!
"I'm not that sexually abusive. And to be honest, those female superheroes dressed like that, running around the streets in the middle of the night without sleeping, don't you think they are not mentally prepared for what they will encounter after they fail? What's more, I saved a lot of people! It's normal for me to have some thoughts!"

Marvel Li Ke opened his hands openly, looking very confident.

That’s right, this is Li Ke who perfectly displays his desires.

Warhammer Li Ke spoke silently.

"Mary Jane."

"She and I grew up together, so it's normal for us to study the adult world together."

"Felicia."

"I saved her from the gang, so it's normal for her to express her gratitude and marry me."

"Gwen Stacy."

"She and I are a perfect match, we can't help but fall in love. It's normal."

"Black Widow."

"She wanted a child, and I happened to be a child. There's nothing wrong with that, right? Agents can't have motherly love?"

"Pepper Potts."

"I was just comforting a tired female office worker. It's normal for people to just do it for fun."

"Hope."

"I'm a kind person. I want to reunite them. Is that normal?"

"Jane Foster."

"She has cancer, I'm a doctor, and I happen to be interested in astronomy. I can't help it. It's normal."

So Warhammer Li Ke finally couldn't help but said the most important one among them.

"The Ancient One."

Marvel Li Ke just smiled and spoke frankly.

"It was too late that day, so I didn't see it clearly. It's normal."

(End of this chapter)

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