Me and countless me.

Chapter 262 A wonderful situation

Chapter 262 A wonderful situation

Xingyue Li Ke wanted to talk but stopped himself. He felt that people shouldn't be too lustful, right?
Ancient One...

"Ancient One..."

Type-Moon Li Ke touched his chin, looked at Marvel Li Ke, and asked seriously.

"What's the look, hairstyle, clothes and temperament?"

Everyone has a young time, so if it is the young Ancient One, it is not impossible for him to do it.

"The Snow Queen version, but when I slept with her, she had blonde hair and looked about 18 or 19, but her chest was a little flat."

Marvel Li Ke spread out his hands and showed an image.

And all the Li Ke were silent.

Because the only similarity between this and Ancient One in the movie is that they are all human.

"It can only be said that whether a person has hair or not, and whether he or she is aging, has a great impact on his or her appearance. However, if one can ensure that the appearance and body are fresh, then age does not matter. Instead, what matters is the knowledge, attitude towards life, and wonderful experiences..."

Marvel Li Ke Li Ke performed a standard action that everyone knows is from the soldier boy of the Black Robe Patrol, imitated the other party's expression, and said the famous saying of the soldier boy.

"Women are like wine, the more you drink..."

Type-Moon Li Ke covered his face, because he unexpectedly couldn't refute Marvel Li Ke. His master Scathach was an old witch simply in terms of age, guaranteed to be older than Ancient One.

But this does not prevent his purple-haired and tights-clad teacher from using her body to help him and Toosaka Rin replenish their magic every day. She is still as cute and beautiful as a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl.

"And think about it carefully. Elves and nuns are all thousands of years old. As long as they are good-looking and charming, then it won't be a problem."

After lighting a non-existent cigar, Marvel Li Ke showed a pure expression on his face, and then he spoke again.

"Besides, if I don't do this, wouldn't it be a waste of my talent?"

Marvel Li Ke’s talent is also very simple and clear. It can be basically determined that it comes from some unorthodox forums or the like. The more he communicates with life, the stronger he becomes!
The more he is liked by others, no matter whether they are male or female, old or young, human or beast, human or animal, single-cell organism or multi-cell organism, silicon-based organism or carbon-based organism.

As long as there are genes and souls, both sides will benefit after they communicate!
The deeper the feelings in the communication and the more times you communicate, the better the effect will be. It will allow your body to infinitely advance towards the limit of your own race until your physical condition becomes the best among this race.

Just like some people run faster, and some people hold their breath the longest, as long as Marvel Li Ke communicates with them, he can choose, or passively obtain part of the characteristics of the other race, so that he can run faster and hold his breath longer. And the other party will also be healed from his injuries, whether it is spiritual injuries or physical injuries, and even seals and curses can be lifted! And from Li Ke, he can continuously optimize his genes and make his body more suitable for the work he wants to do.

Those who want to run faster will run faster, those who want to be smarter will become smarter, and even injuries like aging can be reversed! There are no side effects, no pre-requisites, all you need to do is have an emotional exchange with Li Ke!
Even the requirement of emotion does not have to be love! It's just that the emotion of love will maximize the effect.

"So it's normal for me to have a harem. Please don't slander me, okay? This is the best course of action I've taken based on my own situation."

Spreading out his hands, Marvel Li Ke said that people should not slander him. How could he be blamed for the way his plug-in was?
"Why do I feel that this space is becoming more and more improper?"

Warhammer Li Ke complained without hesitation that his world was full of men and women who wanted to sleep with him, and he knew that they were sent by various gods. Not to mention Type-Moon Li Ke, this kind of guy would only make rice more expensive if he stayed in the world.

There is no need to mention Li Ke from the anime, and the same goes for analyst Li Ke, but the two new Li Kes are so heavyweight that he can't help but wonder, if their world was written by a novelist, then the author is most likely a failed porn writer who loves keyboard politics.

"Yeah, why is it not politics, then sex, or slaughter?"

Hokage Li Ke on the side nodded and agreed with Warhammer Li Ke's opinion, and expressed his dissatisfaction.

"And it's obvious to the naked eye that if the Dead Fire Sea is assembled in the future, the Death God's Li Ke will definitely be a Key Politics Li Ke! Isn't the Dead Fire Sea's three Key Guests too weird?!"

Covering his head, Hokage Li Ke felt that this space would end at any time.

Wasteland Li Ke shook his head.

"Is this space passing through?"

He sighed, then pushed up his hat and told about his recent situation.

"But speaking of it, I think I have an idea of ​​my world."

Hearing this, a bunch of people looked at Wasteland Li Ke. Although now he has the super blessing of big bosses like Tang Seng Li Ke, the combat power of most of the Li Ke in his own world is still only first-rate, and some are even unlucky and are only at the middle level.

And Warhammer Li Ke and Dark Li Ke are the most unlucky among the unlucky ones!
Everyone still cares about any Li Ke.

And Wasteland Li Ke did not keep the audience in suspense. This Li Ke, who has a very poetic temperament, spoke first.

"I met a group of gang members with Mohawk hairstyles and riding motorcycles. After I defeated them, they said they were subordinate to a man named Rao, and they also said that I was dead. Rao was constantly collecting the boxing techniques of boxers."

Many Li Ke: "…………"

Type-Moon Li Ke hugged her arms: "Fist of the North Star... It's such an old show. I remember someone said that the style of JOJO was due to him? But to be honest, the girls in this kind of macho style are actually quite cute."

While chatting and laughing, someone diverted the topic to a strange place again.

"But the question is, does anyone know the story of Fist of the North Star?"

Warhammer Li Ke asked. His memory of Fist of the North Star was just some weird and clichéd memes, so he wasn't very clear about what the world of Wasteland Li Ke was like.

"It seems to be acupuncture boxing, but the energy level should not be very high, right? But it is said that fatalism is very serious."

"Which Japanese comic of that era didn't have a serious fatalism..."

"Forget it, forget it. I think we should just do something else. After all, everyone is so busy at work, right?"

As they were talking, all the Li Kes began to disperse. After all, everyone had the same memory, and there was nothing wrong with chatting here if there was nothing to talk about, but it would be a different story if there was something to talk about.

So everyone saw that Hokage Li Ke left the black room space as if he had lost his dream, and at this time, French Li Ke spoke. "Come to think of it, I just started school."

As soon as French Li Ke said this, everyone fell silent. Because of the outrageous speed of time flow, French Li Ke was indeed a newbie who had just started school. But looking at Tang Seng Li Ke, and then looking at Wang Mang Li Ke, for whom almost ten years had passed, everyone could only accept this outrageous situation.

Then, Xingyue Li Ke's eyes lit up.

"What does Furong look like? Is she the same as in the movie? If so, are you interested in studying in the UK?"

Then, Xingyue Li Ke noticed that France Li Ke's expression became strange.

"These are small matters, and, in fact, what I am going to talk about is the matter of Hogwarts, for some very strange reason..."

French Li Ke's expression was quite strange. It was a mixture of sadness and helplessness, but more of it was a feeling of not knowing whether to laugh or cry. This made the other Li Ke very confused. What on earth had happened to French Li Ke that could make him make such an expression?

French Li Ke did not keep the topic in suspense for too long, but sighed and told the story of his own situation.

"…The French Prime Minister knew about my situation, so he asked the security department, and then the Prime Minister found out. He then contacted us, and after learning about the various policies of the wizarding world, he came up with an idea."

Li Ke from France spread out his hands and expressed the hilarious idea.

"He intends to support me in becoming Britain's Minister for Magic."

As soon as these words were spoken, the whole space fell silent. Several Li Kes who had originally planned to go home and hug their wives to sleep also stopped and looked at the French Li Ke in silence, with question marks all over their heads.

“In fact, I am also very helpless about this.”

French Li Ke spread out his hands and complained helplessly.

And here’s the thing.

"Mr. Legolas, this means that in the wizarding world and school that you are about to visit, there is also a British Ministry of Magic?"

A sturdy middle-aged man sat on the sofa, looked at the French Li Ke in front of him, and asked.

French Li Ke, who had long been accustomed to his own name, also nodded and gave his response.

"Yes, Mr. Prime Minister, the magic world, like the human world, has a certain population and administrative institutions, but for various reasons, their government institutions are still in the era of the aristocratic parliamentary system. To sum up, in a nutshell, the bloated political system and slow response of the magic world are really lamentable. Moreover, its laws are very sensitive in some places and there is no room for maneuver because they do not have a convincing scale, and there is no need to mark the scale of law enforcement for us..."

After a pause, Li Ke continued to speak in long and difficult sentences.

"To sum up, in short, the political system of the magic world is still not mature enough. There is a widespread situation of justification by faith. The public trusts local nobles, wealthy families, gentlemen and other influential people more than civil servants, ministers and politicians. In addition, individual strength and academic status can seriously affect the direction of a country. And because they have no material needs in the secular world, any measures we may take may not get enough feedback, and it is easy to cause unpleasantness and displeasure, or even an unknown bad situation."

A lot of long and difficult sentences and roundabout words can be summarized as "The wizards' government is very simple, but this means that they can make laws to punish and sanction you at any time, and they have no demand on the ordinary world, which means that they cannot sanction or counterattack, and they will be brainwashed by magic to forget these things, so you should be quiet."

That's probably what he meant, but in such a formal occasion, Li Ke had to speak in such a boring and sad tone.

After all, according to his original life plan, he would either become a civil servant or go into politics, and he would always have to deal with long and difficult official documents like this.

So French Li Ke has almost made these things into his instincts.

When Li Ke thought of this, he glanced at the man in front of him who might very well become the Prime Minister of France in the next few years, and spoke silently in his heart.

“Of course, it’s the same in Europe now.”

"Is that so? Then we are really backward."

The muscular French Prime Minister nodded, but Li Ke assured that the French Prime Minister definitely did not understand the long and difficult sentence he had just said, because the person in front of him was a graduate of a humble finance and economics college... and was promoted to Prime Minister from the Minister of Agriculture, so he could not understand the more classical literature at all.

So he just said the only thing he wanted to say.

"If we fully support you to go into politics, is it possible for you to transfer to Hogwarts, go into politics and become the British Minister of Magic, and destroy the peace in the British wizarding world?"

Li Ke: “…………”

Li Ke was silent for a while before speaking.

"Mr. Prime Minister, with all due respect, the French Ministry of Magic..."

However, before Li Ke could finish his words, the French Prime Minister waved his hand, as high-spirited as Napoleon at Waterloo, and even struck the classic saber pose.

"I haven't contacted them yet, and I don't know what they think, but it doesn't matter, right? After all, even if we succeed, they won't admit it, right?"

After being silent for a while, Li Ke couldn't help but look at his grandfather and father, wondering why these two guys sold him out.

Judging from the expressions of the two elders, they were both helpless. It was obvious that the new prime minister was insisting on having his own way.

"This makes me feel like the guy next year will be Jim Hart!"

Li Ke complained in his heart, and then continued to ask the French Prime Minister why he did this.

"But why do this? As far as I know, the British and French wizarding communities have been at peace for a long time."

The muscular middle-aged man smiled and patted his thigh.

"But what I want is for them to be unpeaceful!"

Li Ke: “…………”

(End of this chapter)

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