Me and countless me.

Chapter 566 Li Ke's First Tribulation in the Journey to the West
"I really don't know what to say about this. You actually ran away at a time like this. I want to see a scene of carnage! A scene of carnage!"

Looking at the new daily life of Li Ke in front of him, Naruto Li Ke felt somewhat speechless, but he himself didn't have much confidence either.

After all, he himself had a lot of chaotic situations to deal with, so he was afraid of what the other party might say.

"Nonsense, it's not like you can ignore the chaos in your own home."

In the new daily life, Li Ke spread out his hands and asked Naruto Li Ke a question, leaving Naruto Li Ke speechless and unable to utter a single word.

So Li Ke and the others started arguing again.

But this time the focus is on Li Ke from League of Legends and Li Ke from A Song of Ice and Fire. The former found Irelia and Akali, how should I put it.

The former is the best model in League of Legends. Apart from her exaggerated figure, she has nothing special. She is currently practicing dance to become a dancer.

Akali, on the other hand, is a completely different case. Not only does she have nothing to do with the K/DA image, but she also has little to do with the official model. Just looking at her figure, she is someone who can sit at the same table as Yoruichi, Matsumoto Rangiku, Tsunade, and Mai Shiranui.

Simply put, it's the Akali version on some 3D websites.

"Wow, that figure is amazing..."

"It's just..."

On the other hand, A Song of Ice and Fire is a different story, because he has already hooked up with Daenerys. Although her appearance is not exactly appealing to most Chinese people, her skills and her maids are quite satisfactory.

Moreover, Li Ke was only interested in her identity and Xuancheng from Game of Thrones; he didn't really care about anything else.

But it must be said that she had a lot of maids.

"A bunch of lecherous scoundrels!"

Tang Seng Li Ke snorted coldly, then silently looked at Li Fan Li Ke, silently analyzing the process and the essence of the power manifested in it.

Because Li Ke in the hentai anime is now having sex with the creator god, and in the process of having sex, he created several universes and countless gods.

Currently, Li Ke is the most powerful one, and it's hard to imagine that his journey started with less than ideal results.

However, Li Ke rarely uses his fighting style and combat wisdom in battle. These are extremely powerful moves that can only be used in special circumstances, and they are not moves that can be used casually.

If used on men, it could lead to terrifying scenarios that no one wants to think about!

But just as he was becoming increasingly engrossed, a figure walked in. This figure possessed an undeniable spiritual aura and a complete realm of cultivation. Clearly, it was Warhammer Li Ke, who had been cultivating both his mind and body and had not ventured out on adventures!

However, just as Tang Sanzang and Li Ke were about to do something, a distorted light appeared, and two Li Kes appeared!
One Li Ke is wearing armor, and the other Li Ke looks very similar to Li Ke from Tianlong.

Type-Moon's Li Ke stepped forward instantly and then saw the origins of these two Li Kes.

The first Rik was from Middle-earth. He was an ordinary guard who spent his days flirting with the miller's daughter and patrolling and training with his weapons. The only reason he knew this was Middle-earth was because a man named Gandalf delivered him, and even the name 'Rick' in Middle-earth was given to him by Gandalf.

Even his ability to become a soldier was due to Gandalf's favor, which made the local lord think highly of him; otherwise, given his peasant family background, it would have been absolutely impossible for him to become a guard.

Overall, his life was unremarkable, and even his swordsmanship wasn't top-notch in his town. The only thing that could be considered special was his ability to infuse his beliefs into his weapons, movements, and even certain special items, making his attacks more powerful or enhancing the power of other things.

This is undoubtedly a divine skill, but his will is not particularly strong, so this ability only makes him one of the stronger guards.

The other is the world of The Legend of the Condor Heroes, which is closely related to Tianlong, but also has no real connection to it. Li Ke's background in The Legend of the Condor Heroes is not as gentle as that of Li Ke in Tianlong and The Smiling, Proud Wanderer. He is the son of a prostitute. His mother was buried alive when he was three years old because of syphilis. He was almost castrated and turned into a male prostitute. If he hadn't been cut on the face in time, leaving a scar that greatly reduced his value and made him only able to do odd jobs like chopping wood and carrying water, he would have lost his genitals.

As he grew older, he seized an opportunity to kill the madam and set fire to part of the brothel. He escaped to other places amidst the chaos and survived to the age of fifteen by relying on the gold, silver, and copper coins he had taken with him. He had also learned some farming skills and was considering whether to find someone to teach him how to call a fox when he heard about the battle between the Seven Freaks of Jiangnan and Qiu Chuji more than ten years ago. Thus, he realized that this world was the world of The Legend of the Condor Heroes.

However, he won't have to suffer like this anymore, since he's now getting a cheat code. While he might not be able to pilot a Gundam like in the Tianlong world, the martial arts manuals and massive experience packs for combat and cultivation are definitely there.

After exchanging pleasantries, Tang Seng Li Ke opened his eyes.

"Yes, they seem to be peaceful people, and they are able to reach their own bright future."

As Tang Sanzang Li Ke spoke, he looked at the road in the distance. In the distance, there was a vast expanse of yellow sand and valleys, with jagged rocks and countless howling winds overhead, like the wailing of ghosts and gods. However, when Li Ke reached out and touched the ground beneath his feet, he could feel that there was an underground river. With just a heavy rain, this land could be restored to life and even become a lush and verdant forest.

In the dim light, Li Ke could see all sorts of wolves and snakes moving about among the grass, trees and withered branches, and they all faintly exuded demonic energy, proving that they were either monsters that had eaten people or cultivated through blood!
However, what caught Li Ke's attention was the faint divine light and flames, as well as the faint Buddhist light that could be seen here.

However, there is also Buddha's light that is not hidden, namely the Buddha's light of Lingji Bodhisattva.

However, Li Ke was more familiar with the other person's other name.

Vayu, the Indian wind god.

The Wind Deity, one of the twelve heavens in Buddhism and a guardian deity in esoteric Buddhism, is now known as Lingji Bodhisattva, who governs the existence of wind.

In other worlds, he did not know the other party's identity, but in this world, Lingji Bodhisattva was indeed transformed from the Hindu deity Vayu.

At this moment, the other party made no attempt to conceal his presence, nor did he make things difficult. After all, Li Ke and Fa You had a fairly good relationship. They had fought each other for tens of thousands of years in their respective mental worlds, and Li Ke had slept with his wife, beaten his father and mother, and forced him to be his horse for five hundred years. It wasn't a deep-seated hatred between them.

“It seems this is our next calamity, Vayu. I’d like to see how you can perform.”

Upon hearing his exclamation, Sun Wukong, dressed in the attire of a messenger from the Tang Dynasty, looked somewhat bewildered before speaking in astonishment.

"Fayou?"

"That's what he's called in India, but from now on you can just call him Lingji Bodhisattva. Also, don't worry too much. He's an old acquaintance and friend of mine, one of the closest people I had in India. So at most he'll set some tests for us, but he won't really fight us too much."

After Li Ke finished speaking, he headed towards Huangfeng Ridge. Sun Wukong quickly followed, while Erlang Shen and Nezha followed Sun Wukong together. The four of them continued to move forward.

Halfway there, Li Ke, a mortal, was already sweating profusely and couldn't help but clutch his stomach. Upon seeing this, Sun Wukong immediately spoke up.

“Since Master is tired, let’s rest here for a while. Let me, Old Sun, go and fetch some ice from the North Sea and fruit from the South to quench your thirst and satisfy your hunger.” Li Ke nodded as he said this.

"Okay, Monkey, remember to bring back some watermelons and coconuts. Also, Erlang, go and get some game. Nezha, you..."

Looking at Nezha, who had the appearance of a child, Li Ke thought for a moment, and then handed his purple-gold alms bowl to him.

"Go find some wealthy female believers with children and beg for some white rice and spices so that your master can cook you a meal!"

Nezha rolled his eyes, because he was old enough to be the great-great-grandfather of the women in the mortal world, but he had to admit that Li Ke's method was quite effective.

And the most important thing is——

Li Ke's cooking is really delicious!

"Master, Erlang, I want to eat Golden Smile. Can Nezha go and get some flour?"

Swallowing hard, Erlang Shen couldn't help but want to eat more of the glowing food that Li Ke had served last time, even after years of quiet cultivation.

Upon hearing this request, Li Ke looked at Nezha, who silently gave him a thumbs up.

Although he didn't say anything, everyone understood what he meant.

no problem!
After all, although it was somewhat shameful to say, Nezha was indeed quite skilled at begging for alms, so his Wind and Fire Wheels immediately appeared beneath his feet. Yang Jian, seeing that Li Ke had agreed, naturally took out his Golden Bow and Silver Bullets, intending to take Xiaotian Dog to get some good quality prey.

Sun Wukong immediately looked at Li Ke expectantly, while Li Ke looked at his monkey head and sighed helplessly.

"I will prepare vegetarian food for you, so remember to bring back some of the spices I mentioned last time when you come back."

Monkeys don't like to eat meat and are vegetarians, so Li Ke prepared a lot of vegetarian food for them. This is also why they only ask for raw materials when begging for alms, since the cooking skills of this era can only be described as mediocre.

Even the so-called God of Cookery is nothing special. His job is mainly to find ways to process and eat various foods. In this era, the God of Cookery doesn't value food much.

Of course, it's common for people not to give them what they want when they're begging for alms, so that's when Li Ke's cooking skills come into play. Fortunately, Li Ke's cooking skills have always been excellent, and after gaining the memories of Li Ke from the Food World, he was even able to create even more delicious food.

After the monkey nodded, it instantly transformed into light and flew away. Erlang Shen and Yang Jian also disappeared, leaving only Li Ke with his mortal body.

Of course, Li Ke wasn't idle either. He walked along the mountainside, searching for naturally fallen branches, fruits, and berries, constantly combining them to turn them into all sorts of seasonings and sauces.

The aroma quickly spread, and Li Ke looked at the spices left over from when the monkeys picked spices last time in his pack, then looked at Huangfeng Ridge above, thought for a moment, and decided that since his old friends had come, he would make curry as the main dish today.

It's both an announcement to an old friend that you've arrived and a way of asking them to make a move.

In addition, although he was already sick of curry, it should still be a novel experience for Erlang Shen, Nezha, and the Monkey King. They might not be able to accept the original version of this aroma bomb made entirely of spices, so Li Ke made his own improvements.

Without hesitation, Li Ke returned to the campsite he had chosen, took out a black pot, and began to cook curry. The aroma of the curry naturally spread with the wind and soon reached Huangfeng Cave in Huangfeng Ridge.

Having eaten so many noodles and steamed buns that he practically stuffed his throat full, the Yellow Wind King smelled this aroma during his afternoon nap. His peaceful sleeping face instantly contorted into a grotesque expression, and tears streamed down his face as he revealed a terrified look.

He even spoke in his sleep in a rather anxious manner.

"Who...who...who put the masala! Who sprinkled the turmeric powder...who, who...who cooked the curry!"

The moment he muttered about curry in his sleep, a scene suddenly appeared in the Yellow Wind King's dream: an Indian man wearing a turban, smiling broadly, placed a plate of rice covered in yellow curry in front of him.

The Yellow Wind King's expression grew increasingly ferocious, and he couldn't help but speak.

"No, no..."

However, in the dream, it was completely unprepared, even happily sticking out its rear end and eating the fragrant curry in front of it with great enjoyment. But the Indian man with the turban smiled even more brightly, and silently brushed aside its tail. Under the increasingly anxious gaze of the Yellow Wind Monster, it spoke up and said the reason why the other party did this!

"The power of the yellow-haired weasel is mine!"

Instantly, a wave of terror swept over King Yellow Wind. He sat up swiftly and menacingly, letting out a terrified scream.

No! No!

His anxious shouts echoed through the cave, reminding him that he was now in the legendary Tang Dynasty in the East, not in India.

So, after patting his chest, King Huangfeng spoke in a tone of relief, as if he had just survived a calamity.

"You scare yourself..."

However, his keen nose caught the smell of curry. Although it wasn't the curry he was familiar with, he couldn't forget the smell because he ate curry every day in Lingshan. He even stole lamp oil to drink from it!
But he was still considered lucky. Although the food at Mount Ling was not very good, after following Bodhisattva Lingji, he was able to eat something else. His fellow clansmen next door, who only followed Buddha, were much more miserable. They ate curry for much longer than he did. When he left, they were even eating candles to avoid the curry!
Thinking of this, King Yellow Wind couldn't help but smile.

"Everything will be alright. Look, the leaders have given you important responsibilities now, haven't they? So what just happened was indeed a nightmare. No one will cook curry here anymore, and you won't have to eat curry anymore..."

As the Yellow Wind King was thinking this, he clearly smelled the aroma of curry in the air the next moment.

He immediately became furious!

"Who dares to cook curry on my turf?!"

King Yellow Wind, carrying his weapon and enveloped in a wisp of yellow wind, followed the smell of curry and began searching for who had cooked it. Within ten minutes, he successfully spotted three people and a monkey gathered around the pot of curry, holding bowls of white rice and waiting for the curry to be cooked.

This scene immediately triggered the Yellow Wind Monster, who then created a boundless whirlwind and rushed in front of Li Ke. He kicked the curry that Li Ke had cooked away, and even smashed the pot with the steel fork in his hand, still not satisfied.

Then, he snatched the rice bowl from the hand of a man with three eyes, smashed it on the ground, and roared angrily!

"Let's see who dares to cook curry now!"

(End of this chapter)