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Chapter 567 The First Difficulty: Overturning the Pot and Smashing the Bowl

Golden curry swirls in the air, its enticing aroma filling the air as it lands. The moment it touches the ground, Nezha can't resist reaching out his hand, letting out a long, drawn-out cry—

"No----!"

Although curry looks like a liquid transformation of something, it must be said that this food, made with countless seasonings, is not only unappealing in appearance, but also tastes impeccable.

Especially after adding chicken, pork, and plenty of vegetables, it doesn't actually look that bad. In fact, as long as you don't eat it with your hands, most people can accept its appearance.

This stuff is certainly not rare in India, where spices are plentiful, and ordinary people can afford it. However, it is not the case in China, which is relatively lacking in spices compared to India.

And for some reason, he always felt a sense of familiarity with this curry, as if he had really liked it in a past life.

So Nezha was very much looking forward to it, very much, very much looking forward to it, but now...

"You woman..."

Rarely, Nezha uttered a curse. The next moment, he was about to manifest his three-headed, six-armed, and seventy-two-bodied form to chop up this creature that looked no different from a weasel, and then have Master Li Ke skewer it and grill it into a big skewer!
However, Yang Jian coldly stopped Nezha because his rice bowl had been smashed. At this moment, Yang Jian had already taken out his three-pointed blade and was carefully examining the weasel's neck, thinking about how many hours it would take for the Celestial Hound to bite him before it would be over.

The reason is also very simple.

There was a chicken leg in his bowl, which Li Ke had placed there. Li Ke's braised chicken legs were incredibly delicious, and he would only give half of them to Xiaotian Dog at each meal. But now...

Yang Jian looked down at the Howling Celestial Dog at his feet, which was frantically inhaling. When the Howling Celestial Dog sensed its master looking at it, it continued its frantic inhalation, its eyes rolled upwards, revealing a wronged and confused expression.

'What? Falling on the ground means my rules have changed? How about I give you the bone then?'

Yang Jian's lips twitched, and he gave his good brother a wink.

"Give this blond-haired beast a good beating later!"

Once the Celestial Hound was certain that Yang Jian didn't want the chicken leg in his mouth, he nodded.

'Brother Bao, Bao.'

Then the dog continued to frantically inhale the chicken leg and rice, making sure it had enough strength to bite the weasel later.

After confirming the matter of his dog, Yang Jian looked at Nezha and pointed to Li Ke, who had a smile on his face.

"Let's wait for Master's instructions."

Although they were all furious, Li Ke hadn't said anything yet, so they, as his underlings, shouldn't voice their opinions. It wouldn't be too late to take action after Li Ke gave the order, since Li Ke definitely knew the person behind this blond-haired bastard. They had to be careful to avoid annihilating their own men.

But just as the man, the lotus root, and the dog were exchanging glances, Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh when he saw the arrogant weasel. Especially when he saw the three people over there who had already decided how to deal with this yellow-haired beast, the monkey holding a bowl of fruit sauce rice made by Li Ke laughed very happily.

So the Yellow Wind Monster saw him laughing gleefully and immediately slapped the monkey's hand, which shared the same idea as Yang Jian, knocking the bowl out of the monkey's hand.

"What are you laughing at! Look at your pointy mouth and monkey face, you're obviously a jinx! Laughing so hard, I'll reward you with the title of Bi Ma Wen, and let you be Sun Wukong, who was pressed down with his butt facing outwards for five hundred years, and who knows how many people pulled strings to get him in. Do you want to be him?!"

Upon hearing this, the Celestial Hound suddenly raised its head. Yang Jian and Nezha stared in astonishment at the weasel, and even Li Ke subconsciously took a step back, not wanting to have anything to do with this thing.

Sun Wukong's mouth was slightly open, as if his mind had temporarily stopped working due to shock and anger. Seeing this, the Yellow Wind King sneered.

"I fear you, with your pointed beak and monkey-like face, are unaware of the might of your king. I am none other than the Great King Huangfeng of Huangfeng Cave in Huangfeng Ridge! When the Yellow Wind rises, it has the power to blot out the sky and destroy the three realms!"

As he spoke, King Yellow Wind raised his head, waved his cloak, and looked very proud. But the next moment, the monkey waved his fist expressionlessly.

The monkey's fist slammed into the Yellow Wind King's chin. The Yellow Wind King felt as if he were flying. The sun suddenly sank down in front of him, and he was rushing into the sky!

Indeed, the rat did not recognize the true saint, and the traveler was enraged upon hearing this. A yellow wind swept through the sky, stirring up the Milky Way and breaking the celestial curtain.

In a daze, he felt as if he had bumped into something, but he was so dizzy that he couldn't see clearly at all. However, he could vaguely see two people. One of them had very long ears, and the other had very bright eyes. His head seemed to only reach the two people's boots.

The long-eared Wind-Following Ear and the bright-eyed Thousand-Mile Eye were startled by the Yellow Wind King, who suddenly crashed through the sky and got his head stuck in the celestial floor tiles. The Thousand-Mile Eye was even more startled and jumped up, pointing at the Yellow Wind King whose head was stuck in the floor tiles and exclaiming.

"Oh my! How come there's such a big rat in Heaven! And a yellow-haired one at that! Hey, rat, wake up, you're not allowed to sleep here!"

At this moment, the Yellow Wind King desperately wanted to blow the Samadhi Divine Wind to make this impolite fellow spin like a top, but he couldn't, because he was dizzy and had no ability to think.

This was also because he was physically strong enough. After all, not everyone's brain could be as hard as the floor tiles of Heaven. Just as he was in a daze, Sun Wukong somersaulted and jumped in front of him. After glancing at the yellow-haired beast who hadn't recovered yet, he looked at Clairvoyant and Clairaudient.

"Two great immortals, it's been a long time."

Sun Wukong spoke very politely, and the Thousand-Mile Eye immediately returned the greeting with a bow.

"Great Sage, it's been a long time. Thank you for your kind words."

But halfway through his sentence, he saw his old partner still studying the mouse, so he kicked him to tell him not to be so rude.

After being kicked, Shunfeng'er was about to hit someone when he turned his head and saw Sun Wukong. Upon seeing Sun Wukong, he was terrified!

"Greetings, Great Sage! It's been a long time since I've seen you, Great Sage. Please forgive my sins. I've had a boil in my ear these past few days and can't hear your voice. Please forgive me!"

Sun Wukong immediately beamed with joy, waving his hand and even patting Shunfeng'er on the shoulder.

"It's alright, I'll ask Laozi for a thousand or eight hundred Nine-Turn Immortal Pills another day, I guarantee they'll cure you. But I'll be leaving now with this yellow-haired beast, I'll treat you to drinks another day!" With that, Sun Wukong pulled the Yellow Wind Monster out of the Heavenly Court floor, pulling out several jade floor tiles with him, then kicked him, sending the Yellow Wind Monster accurately crashing to the ground. After that, he leaped back to the mortal realm.

Meanwhile, Qianliyan, watching Shunfeng'er, felt he could scold him at this moment. After all, Shunfeng'er had taken advantage of him last time and drunk two extra jars of his treasured wine. He had wanted to nag him for a long time.

So he spoke in a low voice.

"You tasteless, hungry drunkard, Shunfeng'er..."

However, the next moment, Shunfeng'er suddenly turned his head and looked at him sharply!

"What did you say?"

The all-hearing ear's gaze sharpened.

In the human realm, the Yellow Wind Monster crashed into a huge crater in front of Li Ke and the others like a meteor. Then, Sun Wukong, dressed in a yellow monk's robe, also fell like a meteor. He first struck the weasel in the stomach with an elbow, then grabbed the weasel by the neck and slapped it twice across the face.

"Huangfengling, right!"

As he spoke, Sun Wukong slapped the yellow-haired rat twice more.

"Yellow Wind Cave, right!"

Yellow Wind Monster was somewhat dazed. He had just opened his mouth to say something when he was slapped twice more, this time so hard that his teeth flew out. Then the monkey shook the Yellow Wind Monster, who was still in a daze and saw himself looking too cute, patted his face to bring him back to his senses, and then slapped him twice more!

"You're the Yellow Wind King, aren't you!"

With one last slap, the monkey mustered all its strength and sent the weasel flying into the air, spinning like a top!
He spun around in the air for about thirty minutes before landing, but he landed headfirst. His rapidly spinning body continued to spin as he landed, causing his head to drill into the ground like a drill, embedding itself there like a javelin.

Seeing this, Li Ke couldn't help but clap his hands and praise, "As expected of a rat that has achieved great cultivation and has Buddha's lamp oil in its belly, even its way of falling down is so unique."

Just as Li Ke finished speaking, Sun Wukong launched a powerful kick, sending the upside-down Yellow Wind King flying and causing a strange sound to be heard from the Yellow Wind King's cervical spine.

"Kshatriya, is it!"

The Yellow Wind King spun around and crashed into the stone wall. The entire rat had lost its ability to fight, but Sun Wukong was still rubbing his hands together, ready to strike a couple more times to vent his anger.

As for killing the yellow-haired rat, that's not necessary. He could tell that the yellow-haired rat hadn't harmed anyone yet, and it was surrounded by a Buddha-like aura. So, for the sake of being one of their own, killing five-sixths of it and keeping six-sevenths intact would be enough.

However, just as Sun Wukong took out his golden cudgel, intending to break the dead rat's leg, a being adorned with countless gold and silver jewels suddenly appeared in front of him. Sun Wukong immediately felt a gust of wind sweep over him, almost blowing him into the sky. His magical power, like a rootless duckweed, quickly dissipated in the wind, making it impossible for him to fly or stabilize his body!
At this moment, Sun Wukong finally understood that the other party's reputation as the Wind God was not unfounded!

India and Buddhism believe that the world is composed of four elements: earth, water, fire, and wind. Therefore, in the eyes of the wind god, everything in the world can be transformed into wind. Although his actual combat strength is not the strongest among the gods, this wind control technique alone is enough for Sun Wukong to get close without using his full strength!
However, the moment he appeared as the wind god Fa You, wonderful music and praises appeared around him and around Li Ke!
Especially around Li Ke, a burst of rousing music and praise rang out! And countless hymns of praise that people often sing!
"Upright and aloof from worldly affairs, he remained steadfast in his ascetic practices..."

Li Ke slowly entered the arena to the strains of the hymn. Accompanied by the sounds of thunder and conch shells in the air, his face suddenly appeared in the center of everyone's view, giving the impression that he had been given a close-up shot!
This feeling lasted for several seconds before it ended, and it was at this moment that Li Ke spoke, and when he did, he spoke in pure, old-fashioned Indian with a strong curry accent, with a thick echo and a thunderous sound, making him seem incredibly sacred.

"Hello! (Stop!)"

As his voice and the thunderous sound it produced accompanied him, the raging wind surrounding Sun Wukong vanished instantly. Lingji Bodhisattva, who was also the Hindu wind god Vayu in this world, lowered his hand, slowly looked in Li Ke's direction, and then spoke with a livid expression.

“Vishma, the immaculate and righteous god, the protector of the Dharma, the Mahayana deity… do you really want to continue?”

Vayu recited Li Ke's various names and titles, especially the name Bhishma, which he emphasized because it means "one who makes terrible vows" in Sanskrit.

Li Ke's actions undoubtedly aimed to overthrow Buddhism, the last refuge of the Hindu gods, and even make India part of the Tang Dynasty's territory, greatly increasing the Jade Emperor's authority and allowing Li Ke to completely control Buddhism and even the whole of India. Such a thing was unacceptable to him and the other gods. Therefore, at this moment, he, the god with the best relationship with Li Ke, had to go ahead and see if Li Ke was really determined to do it his way!
But Li Ke didn't even bother to answer his question; instead, she spoke with a cold laugh.

"What, Vayu, have you forgotten your vow? Before me, you can only be a white horse!"

Fayou's face immediately turned red. He raised his arm with trembling hands. He had made a bet with Li Ke and lost it. He had to swear to become Li Ke's mount so that Li Ke could go to any place in the world and escape from any place. For this, he served as Li Ke's white horse for five hundred years. Finally, Shakyamuni intervened and transformed him into the Bodhisattva Lingji in this world, and he was finally freed.

Looking at Li Ke's current state, Fa Youye finally realized that Li Ke was truly determined to do that big thing!

So he pointed at Li Ke, trembling, and roared.

"You are making an enemy of the Three-Phase God!"

But Li Ke just smiled lightly.

"Are you sure it's me who's their enemy? And not you who deceive your superiors and subordinates, use oaths and karma to bind them, and then commit evil deeds and defy the law, and are their enemy?!"

Upon hearing this, Fayou's expression changed instantly, his face turning red and then pale. Finally, he raised his arm again, chanted a Buddhist mantra, and resumed his identity as the Bodhisattva Lingji.

"I understand."

Having confirmed Li Ke's intentions, Fa You had no intention of giving Li Ke any opportunity to cause trouble. He simply flicked his sleeve and sent the Yellow Wind Monster to the Hungry Hell to atone for his sin of spilling food. Then, with a cold snort, he flicked his sleeve again, and a large pile of Indian-style seasonings and food ingredients appeared in front of Li Ke and the others.

After doing all this, without giving Li Ke a chance to speak or make a move, he turned around and disappeared. At the same time, the body of the wind god Vayu suddenly appeared in the temple of the gods among the Hindu gods!

His face, however, was no longer calm and composed as before; instead, it was filled with trembling and terror. And his very first words sent the Hindu gods into a frenzy.

"Jin Chanzi has gone mad! He wants to create a new Buddhism!"

(End of this chapter)