Huayu: Start by asking ex-girlfriends for alms
Chapter 246 Uncle
Chapter 246 Uncle~
The capital city is big, but there is no room for a quiet desk.
Just like Zhen Jiecheng is very big, but he can never meet the needs of every sister.
Human beings are contradictory and hypocritical creatures. When they don't have something, they want it, and when they get it, they want more. Or maybe there are different views inside and outside the wall. The person is inside the wall, but the heart is outside the wall, and vice versa.
"dududu~"
The ringing continued, and what Zhen Jiecheng had strived for was now causing him a lot of trouble.
Xiao Gangpao invited me to attend the premiere of If You Are the One.
After several years, Feng Kuazi once again returned to the comedy competition for the Lunar New Year. Facing the Hong Kong-promoted "Ip Man", he was not at all flustered.
It’s 2008 already, and we’re still counting on this to revive the Eastern Hollywood that has been completely put to bed by Chen Guanxi?
Want to eat fart!
What's the point of being able to fight? Even if you fight ten people, it won't work!
Xiao Gangpao did not take Zhen Zixuan's "Ip Man" seriously at all, but instead paid great attention to "No Man's Land" which was under review.
"Jie Cheng, you have to help me!"
"I've already helped!" Zhen Jiecheng now understood the look in Zuoshandiao's eyes when he looked at Jiang Wen.
"You still have to help me!"
"If I help you again, will I still be able to make movies myself in the future?" Zhen Jiecheng couldn't hold it in any longer and started to scold, "Haozi, don't act aggrieved in front of me. I know exactly what's in your mind!"
"Isn't it just the fucking 'window theory', bargaining?"
"I'm telling you, it's already pretty good even if we only cut a little bit, so you should be happy!"
"If you keep dragging it out, I'll beat you to death with a stick, or I'll lock you up!"
Even after sending Ning Hao away, he still couldn't rest.
Cannes, Berlin, and Venice all warmly invite Zhen Jiecheng to register with new works next year.
Each of them also found another lobbyist:
Lao Denger, Jia Zhangke, Gu Changwei, Wang Mojing.
The most outrageous one is Lao Mouzi:
"Jiecheng, Cannes asked me to convince you to sign up."
In 06, because of Zhen Jiecheng, Lao Mouzi contacted Cannes to emphasize the "direct descendant" status of his junior, and the relationship between the two sides was broken.
"Jiecheng, as the last Venice jury chairman, I sincerely invite you to bring your work to compete in Water City."
After the words fell, there was a pause.
"Jiecheng, in 88, I won the Berlin Golden Bear with Red Sorghum. This was the first time that a Chinese film won the highest award in the three major European competitions. Berlin and I have a deep affection and an inexplicable fate."
"So, it's up to you to go wherever you want."
"Anyway, I've delivered my message. Mission accomplished."
The voice changed,
"By the way, Jie Cheng, are you still in need of an editing assistant? A subtitler would be fine too!"
"Brother, if you have something to say, just say it! We are the same type of criminals who were bred in the Super Planned Rape. To put it nicely, we are colleagues, and to put it bluntly, we are a gang. There is nothing to hide!"
Old man: (-person-)
"Ahem, you mean Cheng Hao is pregnant again?"
"I'm pregnant! Our second child will be produced in the second half of next year. According to Cheng Hao's idea, the plan to produce the third child will be launched the year after next. But I only plan to have three. Compared with you, I'm still one behind!"
"Oh, then congratulations to you, Jiecheng!" The old man twitched the corner of his mouth.
"No need to congratulate me, I learned all this from you, Senior Brother! You are my role model, how can a role model congratulate the one who is following his example?"
Old man: ( ̄へ ̄)
"Ahem, let's not talk about this anymore. Let's get down to business."
"Well, I plan to call Zhang Mo back. If you are short of editing assistants and subtitlers, let her go to your place to learn. She is alone abroad and I can't take care of her. If she develops in China, I can still protect her from the wind and rain."
"Sure, you can send her over here! I have all the experienced people here now."
After getting Zhen Jiecheng's accurate answer, Lao Mouzi quickly finished his answer with a few words and hung up, fearing that he would hear something upsetting again.
"Ah~ It's hard for Old Tian!"
"Having a student like this will shorten your life by at least three years!"
Looking at my daughter-in-law Chen Ting,
"I'm going to America."
"Well, go ahead!" Chen Ting nodded, "Have a good chat with her and be patient."
Pity the parents of the world.
Even Lao Mouzi is no exception.
The second generation in the circle have a glamorous life and a future of stable development as long as they don't do anything, all of which are the result of their parents' painstaking efforts.
For example, Zhang Mo, after being expelled from the Central Academy of Drama after beating up his girlfriend, has continued to live a comfortable life in the past few years.
Zhang Guoli brought out all his connections, including those in Beijing, Hong Kong, and Taiwan, various screen resources, and even mainstream movies.
In the future, Brother Chen will appear in various variety shows for Arthur. The program effects created by the "big director" being criticized in various ways have indeed attracted a lot of traffic to the variety show, but it is inevitable to sigh!
Therefore, it is difficult for Zhen Jiecheng to give a clear evaluation on the development trend of film and television schools gradually becoming connections-based schools.
Is it fair? Of course not!
Unfair? Considering the efforts and contributions of their elders, it is relatively fair, or a deformed "fairness".
Of course, it is still shameless for someone like Huang Sanshi to appear to be pushing his daughter to fame, but in fact he is using his daughter as a bargaining chip to become popular himself!
If it was Zhen Jiecheng,
Violin? Piano? Damn the "elegant" personality. If you don't want to learn it, then don't learn it.
If you like erhu, dad will take you to find the blind man under the overpass.
Do you like suona? You can play it at funerals.
What the fucking shit “Where Are We Going, Dad?”, Dad has already created it and filed it, it’s all ours!
When the time comes, dad will take you to fry beans for the guests!
But there is no daughter named "Duoduo".
Even if the blind box in Cheng Hao’s stomach opened up to a fortune, it couldn’t be called “Duoduo”.
When I went to visit the set of "Secret" at the Taiwan airport, I was asked about Sun Li. The content about "Zhen Duoduo" had already been widely publicized by the Taiwan media. If this name was used, Cheng Hao would definitely be furious.
Thinking of this, Zhen Jiecheng suddenly felt inexplicably yearning.
It is said that a daughter is a father's little cotton-padded jacket. If you have a daughter, she will definitely not be like Zhen Hao, that little bastard, who only calls Cheng Hao "Mommy" all day long, right?
Zhen Jiecheng also wanted to experience the feeling of being pestered by his daughter, being close to her, hugging her legs and tilting her head back to call him daddy.
"Senior, senior?" Liu Yifei finished describing her project preparation plan, but didn't hear a response for a long time. Looking closely, she found Zhen Jiecheng was in a daze, "Senior, what are you thinking about?"
"I want a daughter!" Zhen Jiecheng replied subconsciously.
"Ah?" Liu Yifei's pupils shrank.
"Oh!" It was only one syllable, but the tremor was obvious and the breath was a little disordered.
Want a daughter?
Is this a hint?
If you want to give birth, it's too slow. Putting aside all the procedures, there is only a 50% chance.
So. This is a direct showdown, planning to get something ready-made?
Liu Yifei swallowed hard, glanced at the name "Liu Xiaoli" in the supporting role column on the plan, and her heart began to pound.
I wanted to use my biological mother as bait, but I didn't want to use my biological mother as fish food.
This is not just a decline in morality, but also a collapse of the bottom line!
Liu Yifei closed her eyes, and a picture immediately appeared in her mind:
There was a sudden knock on the door of the house.
Through the cat's eye, the senior's face is very close.
"Sissi, open the door, Daddy."
Shiver all over!
no! can not be like this!
Senior is only 26 years old, in the prime of life, and should have a better future. How can I let my mom take advantage of me? Emmm, that's not right! How can I let my mom bring disaster to me? Emmm, that's not right either.
Ahhhhh!
Liu Yifei scratched her head in annoyance.
Zhen Jiecheng was stunned by the distorted expression.
"Hey, Sissi, are you okay?"
"It's okay!" Liu Yifei shook her head and blurted out, "But senior, I have a godfather!"
"Ah?" Zhen Jiecheng was confused.
"I know!"
"But what does this have to do with me?"
Spread your hands.
"Chen Jingfei is your godfather, and he has nothing to do with me!"
"I"
"Stop talking about you and me!" Zhen Jiecheng interrupted Liu Yifei, "The project plan is well written and the preparations are quite sufficient."
"You and Tiantian keep working hard! If you can complete this project to my satisfaction, I will give you two a surprise!"
"Okay, go get busy! I have to go to the editing room to keep an eye on it."
"I have to pick someone up tomorrow. What a tiring life!"
Liu Yifei couldn't sleep anyway.
I have been absent-minded since I left Zhen Jiecheng's office in the afternoon. I tossed and turned, turned on the desk lamp, and picked up a book "Hitchcock on Film" from the bedside table, trying to divert my attention.
But when I opened the book and looked at it carefully for a long time, I found two words written in the gaps between the words:
Daddy!
He closed the book dejectedly and opened his laptop.
Type a line of words in the Qiandu search bar: What should I do if my senior wants to be my dad?
Press enter to search!
The next second, URLs such as WWW.*****.COM suddenly jumped into view.
Scrolling down, you will see "友の姆", "类类夺美姆". There are so many keywords that you can't keep up.
Liu Yifei's breathing became disordered instantly.
Move the mouse and try to close the web page.
But my hand didn't obey me, and the arrow moved to the wrong place. My index finger trembled, and I pressed the left button of the mouse.
The moment the crisp sound of the mouse clicking rang out, Liu Yife's breathing stagnated and her eyes widened.
Lights of various colors flashed continuously on the webpage, brightening up the pretty face that was dyed red.
"Hmm~ah~oh~"
The lascivious music immediately rang out, and it was particularly clear in the night.
Liu Yifei was startled and tried to close the webpage, but she couldn't do it. Clicking the shutdown button didn't work.
"Sissi, what are you doing?"
Liu Xiaoli's voice rang out, along with the sound of footsteps, coming closer and closer.
Liu Yifei's mind was so blank that she forgot there was an option called "force shutdown".
"Ah~~~"
Bury your head, cover your face,
Cried out loud.
"Sister Xixi, what's wrong with you today?" Jing Tian asked with concern, "You look listless. Didn't you sleep well last night?"
"Yeah, I had insomnia last night." Liu Yifei forced a smile, "By the way, Tiantian, can I sleep at your place today?"
"Sure! Remember to tell your aunt."
"Emm, Tiantian, can you help me tell her?"
"I said?" Jing Tian was stunned, and then suddenly realized, "I know, Sister Xixi, you are having a quarrel with Auntie, right?"
"Don't worry, leave it to me!"
Liu Yifei was very satisfied with her best friend's clever performance.
Without asking too many questions to verify what you think, your eyes are filled with the confidence that everything is under control.
Well, Tiantian is awesome!
Liu Yifei thought so.
Since I could temporarily avoid my biological mother, I began to relax.
Holding my best friend’s arm, I strolled across the Beijing Film Academy campus and headed towards the teaching building of the photography department.
"Tiantian, yesterday the senior said that if we can complete this project to his satisfaction, he will give us a surprise as a reward."
"Surprise? What surprise?"
"How would I know? Senior didn't say it clearly." Liu Yifei smiled again, "But we can make a guess!"
"Writing songs?"
"It's possible." Liu Yifei nodded. "Senior hasn't written for several years! If he really writes a song, as long as it's not something like 'Meow Meow Meow', it's fine."
He stuck out his tongue.
"I'm about to puke!"
"Now, whenever my cat meows, I want to slap it."
"Hahaha!" Jing Tian was overjoyed.
The crisp laughter attracted everyone's attention, and the graceful figures of the two generations of school beauties became an eye-catching scenery on campus.
And when Yang Mi, who is already a senior, showed up, the eyes of the onlookers lit up even brighter.
Oh, "Qingwen" is back!
Tear it up quickly!
Li Shaohong's version of A Dream of Red Mansions officially started filming in June. The "Beijing content", especially the content among students in school, is quite gratifying.
In addition to Yang Mi, her classmate Lu Meng, Fang Anna from the 05 vocational class, Ma Xiaocan and Li Ruojia from the 06 class, and Jing Tian's roommate Kan Qingzi all appeared in "Dream of Red Mansions".
"Sissi!"
"Tian Tian!"
In less than a second, a smile spread across Yang Mi's face.
It is impossible to tear it.
The more cordial the call, the more enthusiastic the steps to greet it will be.
But my heart is filled with complicated feelings.
Especially the "imaginary enemy" Liu Yifei.
Just as they were "banned" by Huayi, they started to build up their own projects.
The change of identity from a resource consumer to a resource producer made Yang Mi want to complain.
Isn’t it just about asking seniors to come along?
Jay has already made a sample, so I can do it too!
However, in the face of Liu Yifei's excellent reputation in the directing/photography department, something that could obviously be solved by just "visiting the set", she insisted on studying hard and learning on her own.
Yang Mi couldn't complain anymore.
Complain about her hard work? Or complain about her inability to lie flat?
Emmm, no, it’s them!
I glanced at Jing Tian, and a bright smile caught my eyes, sweet and innocent.
Forget it, let’s just complain about my senior!
The big ones you want to chew.
Little one, you help too.
Why don’t you take more look at me, who is younger but older, and has both?
Isn’t it just that Liu Yife has a single mother?
No matter what, can Liu Yifei still call you dad?
I'm different. I dare to call you anything.
Not to mention dad, I even learned a new word from Dream of the Red Chamber recently.
Guaranteed to make your bones numb:
Uncle~~
"uncle!"
"Ah?" Zhen Jiecheng's eyes widened. "Wait, what did you call me?"
"Uncle!" Zhang Mo bit his lip, "How about...Uncle? Uncle Zhen?"
"Uncle! You were born in 83 and I'm only one year older than you!"
"Well, my stepmother is only two years older than me."
Upon hearing this, Zhen Jiecheng was immediately speechless.
There's no way to argue with that, because it's true.
Damn old man, you are not a human being!
grit your teeth,
"Don't call me uncle, calling me old makes me look old, just call me brother!"
"No, Uncle Zhen. That would mess up the order of seniority and be impolite!" Zhang Mo shook his head. "Besides, wouldn't that mean you can call me younger? Uncle, you are a man. You are not called 'old', but mature."
"I am different. What I call is not only small, but also youth."
"Uncle, can you understand?"
Zhang Mo smiled, and her father's instructions seemed to ring in her ears.
"You just got divorced, and you're only one year younger than Jiecheng."
"To be on the safe side, you must call him uncle!"
"You must start by addressing people first, establish a generation gap, and make the age difference as big as possible!"
"Dad, is it really necessary?" Zhang Mo didn't understand at that time.
"So much! So much!"
"Jiecheng and I. Emmm, are different from other men. He doesn't like young ones! The younger, the safer!"
"This bastard is always looking at what's in the pot while eating from the bowl. He is the most shameless moral scum in Beijing Film Academy in all these years! Emmm, you just have to listen to me. Can your daddy harm you?"
(End of this chapter)
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