I am already immortal, why should I ascend to become an immortal?

Chapter 35: You keep fooling me
"How many people have prayed for this Arhat position but failed to obtain it, and you, a fool, don't even know how to be grateful?"

Master Pudu said with anger on his face.

The demon-subduing pestle floating in the air slowly flew towards the golden cicada that was trapped in its intestines.

"Tang Guo, I was sent by the King of Tang!"

In order to keep the secret of his immortality from being exposed, Jin Chan lied and shouted without hesitation.

"King Tang?"

At the critical moment, the demon-subduing pestle stopped only three centimeters away from Jin Chan's head.

Upon hearing this, Master Pudu frowned, seeming to be a little hesitant.

"Do you know that if you deceive me, you will be skinned and stuffed with straw, and have your tongue pulled out?"

Master Pudu narrowed his eyes and asked.

"Humph, I am an envoy of the Tang Kingdom. I was ordered by the King of Tang to come to the Southern Wilderness to secretly observe how you are doing!"

"If you dare to kill me, King Tang will terminate his cooperation with you."

Jin Chan's words were purely a gamble, betting that when the Tang army pressed into the Southern Wilderness thirteen years ago, the King of Tang and Master Pudu had indeed reached some kind of cooperation in secret.

As for what this crappy cooperation is about, Jin Chan has no idea.

"Bah, that old thing, King Tang, isn't what I've given him enough over the years?"

"Those old bald donkeys at the Yulan Bon Festival are not as greedy as him!"

Perhaps because Master Pu Du's body was too small, his brain seemed not to be fully developed, and for a moment he was actually frightened by the golden cicada.

"Let me go, or the Tang King will not let you go!"

Jin Chan continued to pretend to intimidate Master Pu Du.

Hong Liangyu, who was still tangled up in intestines, looked confused. "Is the lord a spy planted by the Tang Kingdom? But even if he is a spy, he can't possibly know the codewords of our Bai Family Army!"

"Is your Excellency yelling at the other party?"

After Hong Liangyu thought about it, she felt relieved again.

"Hey, let you go? Now that you know everything, how can I let you go?"

"Anyway, this Buddha will soon achieve the 'future'. When the time comes, the 'past', 'present' and 'future' will all be within my body. This world will be my paradise, and all humans and animals will be my fruits of Zen!"

The voice of Master Pudu became louder and louder, and there was no lack of arrogance and indulgence in his tone.

But that sharp voice almost pierced the eardrums of Jin Chan and Hong Liangyu.

"Haha, that old thing King Tang, without me, I don't think he can live for a few more years!"

After the little golden man said this, he prepared to use the demon-subduing pestle made of the bone to pierce the golden cicada's head.

"Fuck, are these two partners or enemies?"

Jin Chan struggled hard, trying to break free from the intestines that were binding him.

But unfortunately, this intestine doesn't seem so easy to break.

After twisting his body for a long time, there was no sign of breakage.

Sudden.

There was a clang.

The Fish Belly Sword slipped out of Jin Chan's arms and fell to the ground.

"This is... the Fish Belly Sword, one of the most powerful weapons in the Central Plains? It seems that you are indeed the confidant of the King of Tang!"

Master Pu Du bent down, picked up the fish-belly sword on the ground, and played with it in his hand.

"What a pity! Although the belly of the fish is a unique weapon, it is a bit weird!"

Master Pudu shook his head and then slowly floated to the same height as the golden cicada.

He grasped the fish-belly sword with his small fleshy hand and stabbed it directly towards the cicada's throat.

As the sword pierced his throat, the familiar feeling in Taohua Village came back.

"Something's wrong, there's something wrong with this fish-belly sword!"

Before Jin Chan could think of a countermeasure, he saw Master Pu Du's face suddenly changed, as if he had touched some evil thing, and he threw the fish belly in his hand far away.

However, the Fish Belly Sword, which had not yet hit the ground, seemed to go crazy again, and actually twisted the sword body and flew towards Jin Chan's hand.

Holding the sword in one hand, sword beams flashed past.

The large intestine that was tied to the golden cicada broke into pieces and fell to the ground.

"You, is this immortality?" Looking at Jin Chan's healed throat, Master Pu Du's heart was like a surging ocean, with waves rising and falling and difficult to calm down for a long time.

"Haha, I actually got this treasure from heaven, haha"

Master Pudu laughed wildly.

But Jin Chan muttered in his heart: "The worst situation has happened!"

but.

Before Jin Chan could even sigh.

This fish-belly sword seemed to have a conscious life form, and it actually took the initiative to swing towards the Master Pudu in front of it.

The sharp sword blade peeled off the opponent's gold-plated shell piece by piece in just an instant.

The shells were scattered all over the floor.

A bloody human-shaped mass of flesh was exposed in the air and was beating violently.

how to say!

The mass of flesh looked like a skinned dead fetus.

"How dare you destroy my golden body!"

Master Pu Du’s bloody face, which had no skin and indistinguishable facial features, trembled continuously.

It was as if tens of thousands of maggots were crawling on his face and wriggling at the same time.

The fish belly sword was swung out again.

Before Master Pudu could continue to go crazy, he was cut into a pile of slices of meat only millimeters wide, like a butcher cutting vegetables.

only.

The white-robed nuns in the distance instantly turned back into white jade statues of Guanyin.

The blood mist, like waves, rushed towards the pieces of meat on the ground.

After absorbing some blood mist.

Master Pu Du returned to his dead fetus look again.

"Humph, although I am not as good as you, my life-extending methods are also very powerful."

Master Pudu snorted coldly and jumped back onto the altar of corpses.

"His body is very fragile, and this blood mist should not be infinite. Attack his body until he can no longer be reborn."

Jin Chan made a quick judgment and shouted to Hong Liangyu who was standing beside him.

"As ordered!"

Hong Liangyu nodded in agreement, picked up the long sword and rushed towards Master Pu Du.

"Humph, do you think you are worthy enough to go against this Buddha?"

After Master Pudu gave a loud shout.

His body seemed to be torn into pieces, turning into strips of minced meat, and then merged with the corpse altar under his feet.

this moment.

The corpse altar actually grew two long legs filled with Buddhist instruments, and these two legs were even twice as thick as the thickest tree in Taohuayuan.

"Is that human being?"

Jin Chan exclaimed.

He had seen the monster before.

For example, Bai Lang, his entire body is a huge ball of tentacle meat.

For example, the former head of Pudu County was like a black-haired wild boar transformed into a human form.

But at this moment, this thing in front of me is completely beyond my cognition.

You say it is a building, but it is made of corpses and even has two human legs.

You say it is a human, but can this thing be considered a human? Maybe it can't even be considered a living thing!

"My Buddha has infinite mercy. Boy, I will give you one more chance. As long as you join my sect, I am willing to share eternal life with you and teach you all my skills!"

"When the time comes, wherever we go, that will be the paradise!"

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