I am already immortal, why should I ascend to become an immortal?

Chapter 36 The Road to Paradise
Not to mention the pair of long legs that are so thick that four or five people can hug them together, and are filled with all kinds of magical instruments.

The cross-sectional area of ​​this corpse altar alone is slightly larger than that of Huajian Tower.

Such a terrifying and disgusting monster suddenly appeared in Gongzi Town.

The huge noise attracted all the residents of the town who were originally staying at home.

"What the hell is this?"

After seeing the Buddhist altar made of pieces of meat, bones, internal organs and other things, most people's legs instantly went weak and they sat down on the ground.

Some of the less courageous guys even lost control of their bowels and bladder and fainted from fright.

"Humph, you are just a bunch of incense burners, why are you making such a fuss? This Buddha will grant you the feeling of bliss right now."

I don't know where this thing's mouth is, but the sound is deafening.

"The past was all painful and difficult, the present is all painful and difficult, the future is all painful and difficult, all dharmas are in emptiness, the original creation is all bliss, eliminate suffering and pain when you die, the shortcut to bliss in the next life, enter the extreme, enter bliss, enter the extreme, enter bliss"

Sudden.

The sound of low chanting emanated from the Buddhist altar high in the sky.

Although it is a monster that is neither human nor animal, the sound of Sanskrit is solemn and majestic, and it strikes people's souls directly.

"Good, cool!"

Jin Chan's eyes narrowed into a slit, his pupils dilated, his body gradually flushed, his facial muscles trembled with excitement, the corners of his mouth raised in an exaggerated arc, revealing a sick and twisted smile.

At this moment, what bullshit unification of the world, what bullshit rise of the Qin Dynasty, Zhao Ji? Ying Qi? All of them are gone.

Leave the Southern Wilderness?

No! No! No!
As long as this illusory ultimate happiness can continue, everything else will be as insignificant as a grain of sand.

"No! What the hell am I doing?"

Perhaps because of his special physique, Jin Chan was able to regain consciousness for a moment after a brief loss of consciousness, although his body was still in an unprecedented state.

"Damn, it must be this weird mantra!"

He raised his head to glance at the urn of bones above him, then looked at the people around him and found that everyone was the same as he was just now.

Even Hong Liangyu, a soldier who had just graduated from the army, had already kneeled on the ground, looking up at the sky in a daze, and even a trace of crystal clear saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth.

I feel like this scripture is impacting my brain again.

Jin Chan reacted quickly, extending the middle fingers of both hands and poking them into his ear holes.

The eardrum was pierced instantly, and a trickle of blood flowed out from the ear canal.

When the world becomes quiet, this strange mantra can no longer affect Golden Cicada.

However, since it is immortal, I am worried that the eardrum will grow out soon.

Jin Chan simply cut off two fingers and plugged them back into his ears as earplugs.

"Liangyu, wake up!"

Seeing that Hong Liangyu couldn't be woken up no matter how hard he shook her, Jin Chan simply did the same thing.

Lend her two fingers.

"My Lord, what's wrong with me?"

Hong Liangyu looked demented and it seemed that she had not fully recovered yet.

Seeing this scene, Jin Chan squatted on the ground and wrote a big word "Kill".

Then he pointed to the urn of bones in front of him.

Although he didn't know why he became deaf, Hong Liangyu didn't think too much about it. Instead, like Jin Chan, he swung his knife at the pair of feet on the ground.

Fortunately, the Fish Belly Sword was still powerful at this time. It did not become wilt after being hard for a while and was still extremely sharp.

Whew~Whew~Whew.
In an instant, all ten toes were chopped off by Jin Chan.

"Hmph, useless work. I'll come and deal with you after I finish burning these incense sticks!"

The urn ignored the two little ants under its feet and continued to chant his scriptures.

It didn't take long.

The entire Gongzi Town, except for Jin Chan and Hong Liangyu, all the other thousands of residents slowly melted in joy and laughter, turning into pools of flesh and bones.

All the blood from their bodies flowed into the white jade Guanyin in the distance. Feeling that the chanting had stopped, Jin Chan pulled out the finger that was inserted into his ear.

Hong Liangyu also followed suit, but she was still deaf after she pulled out her finger.

"I wanted to continue to support you, so that your descendants could provide me with life and energy for generations to come, but who told you to be so ignorant?"

Two eyes suddenly grew on the butter lamp in front of the corpse altar. After looking at the ground, it slowly spoke.

The blood mist provided by the White Jade Guanyin has also allowed the ten broken toes to grow back.

"I will give you one last chance. Are you willing to join my sect?"

"As long as we can share immortality, I will be able to enter the Central Plains again and eat all the people in the world as Zen fruit. By then, I will not even bother to participate in the corrupt Yulan Festival."

The corpse jar stood on top of Jin Chan's head, with its two long legs, one on the left and one on the right, trapping Jin Chan and Hong Liangyu in the middle.

"If I were to become the leader, it would not be impossible for you to purify yourself and become a eunuch to serve me at night!"

Jin Chan answered straightforwardly.

"Master, I can give it to you! But I can't be a eunuch."

This answer surprised Jin Chan.

It was clearly a sarcastic remark, but the other party actually took it seriously!

It seems that immortality is really important to the guy in front of me, otherwise he would have tried to persuade me to join his religion again and again.

"No, I'm not used to men serving me. I have to be a eunuch, and I have to be castrated ten times. I'm afraid your body won't be castrated completely in one go."

As soon as these words came out.

The urn of bones finally reacted.

"Humph! Courting death."

The words fell.

I saw dozens of arms growing out of the calves of the corpse.

In the hands of these arms, they were waving magical weapons made of flesh and blood.

"kill!"

Even though the fish's belly was cut by a knife, Jin Chan was not afraid at all.

Anyway, I won't die. As long as the Fish Belly Sword can remain strong, I can wear the opponent to death.

The sword light flashed again with a bang, a bang, and a bang.

The arms were soon chopped off and fell to the ground.

However, the white jade Guanyin statues in the distance were constantly regenerating flesh and blood for the urn of bones.

"Don't waste your energy. These one hundred relics contain 660,000 years of energy and lifespan. Even if you chop them for ten years, you still can't use them up!"

This relic most likely refers to the white jade Guanyin statue in the distance.

I just don’t know why the ossuary calls them relics.

Upon hearing this, Jin Chan was suddenly in trouble.

If what the other party said is true, then the strategy just now becomes unfeasible.

"Oh, it would be great if this Guanyin statue could suddenly explode!"

Jin Chan sighed and muttered something.

However, the next second.

A flash of inspiration flashed through Jin Chan's mind.

"Yeah, I can still do that!"

The sky turned from sunny to cloudy in an instant, and Jin Chan's expression changed even faster than the unpredictable weather in Southern Wilderness.

　Brothers and big guys, if the data is good next Tuesday, we can launch a trial push. I beg you all not to forget to follow the updates and read on in the next few days.

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　　I kneel down to thank you. I kneel down to thank you. I kneel down to thank you.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)