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Chapter 406 Entering Ur City

"Let me tell you something! If you don't want to suffer, you should give the money to the locals before entering the jungle, and then say this while slapping your head against the ground!"

The mysterious voice continued to speak in a long-winded manner:

"Buenasnoches! (Spanish: Good night!) Serita! (Spanish: Miss) Ser! Ser! (Spanish: Sir! Sir!) Do you want to eat peyote?"

Then there were sounds of something rapidly moving through the woods.

Mash summoned a giant shield and took a defensive stance, saying, "Although I didn't see anyone, I'm sure there are things around!"

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

“Meowhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

"It's not a 'something'! I am -- I am ... well, what is it?"

"He's a fool~" Li Yu interrupted.

"That's right! It's a hippopotamus!... Ugh! No way, meow! Damn human! Too cunning! But! Emmmmm... I'm so confused! It's hard for me to give such a detailed classification, meow... Although there's no doubt that she's a beauty..."

With a bang, the trees in a certain direction began to shake violently but soon returned to calm.
"Huh?! Oops, I was so busy thinking that I forgot where I set up the interesting trap."

"So you are indeed a simple-minded idiot!" Li Yu continued to tease the other party.

"I told you it's not a hippopotamus! Asshole!"

"Ugh, I'm so angry! You're using brainpower against an enemy you've never even met! Shameless science major!"

Mary: "Hahahahaha! I get it! I get it! That guy is just an idiot!"

After hearing this, the other party finally couldn't help but jumped out!

"I'm not a hippopotamus! I don't understand why you guys have been comparing me to a hippopotamus since the beginning!"

Li Yu: "So I've been calling you an idiot since just now! Idiot!"

Then a mysterious orange character popped out.

The mysterious creature stepped towards Gudako. Li Yu instantly stood in front of Gudako and punched the mysterious creature.

Whoosh!
Before Li Yu's attack was implemented.

The mysterious creature actually shrank back.

“Pfft…” Roman spat out a mouthful of coffee. “What the hell is that?”

Everyone just watched the female creature in front of them wearing a leopard skin suit open her mouth and start firing like a machine gun...

"No! I am nobody! If anything, I am the incarnation of this dense forest, the embodiment of the great warriors!"

"My name is Leopard Man! Servant Leopard Man is here!"

"Okay, look here! Let's give it this title~ I've been thinking about this after accumulating over a year of experience."

“The strongest tiger is still alive! I will never let anyone call me Tiger again!”

"snort----!"

The leopard man put his hands on his hips and made a smug gesture...

but……

No one paid attention to her...

Cold scene...

A gust of autumn wind accompanied by falling leaves...

Cold scene...

"Hey! At least give me some reaction, you bastards! This is the line I thought of a long time ago!"

"lame!"

Li Yu blurted out ~
"Stab..." The Leopard Man felt a sharp blade pierce his chest instantly...

The next second, the Leopard Man began to bend forward in frustration. OrZ: "How could it be possible... so weak... I worked so hard to do this..."

Looking at the creature in front of her, Anna said she couldn't bear to watch it anymore: "Master, please give the order quickly. Although Mr. Li Yu is helping to cool it down, I still want to go to Ur City to wash it with water as soon as possible."

"Then! Let's fight! Everyone!" Gudako shouted!
"Got it, Tiger, must die!" Anna shouted.

"Hey! Look at me, I'm going to tear you all to pieces, meow!"

Boom! The leopard man ran towards the crowd with a funny-looking cat-claw spear in his hand.

"So fast!"

Mashu quickly raised her shield to block the opponent.

bump!
The opponent directly inserted the spear into the ground, then grasped the handle of the spear, spun his body in the air, and kicked Mashu's shield.

duang!

Mashu was kicked backwards by this powerful kick...

call!
When Mashu's body was kicked and floated up and flew backwards, Anna suddenly jumped out from under her and slashed directly at the opponent's throat with the sickle in her hand.

"The timing is great but the strength is too weak, meow!"

Clang! The leopard man with a gun collides with Anna.

call out!
Anna was directly blown away by the opponent's huge force.

“Hahahahaha! You’re too weak, meow! ∑(°Д°)”

Clang!

Anna's chains have wrapped around the leopard man's ankles!

"That's so mean, meow!"

boom!
Anna exerted force, but the leopard man's foot stomped into the ground!
The iron chain suddenly straightened up! The two of them pulled the chain with great strength, making a rattling sound.

“Give it to me!” The leopard man gripped the chain with both hands, tensed his whole body, and then pulled hard!
"Ah!" Anna let out a cute cry and was thrown out directly by the chains.

“Hahahaha, this meow is invincible, woof! Meow d(д), don’t pull my tail!”

But at some point, Li Yu came behind the leopard, grabbed her tail, and threw her back and forth on the ground!
Bang! Bang! "Meow! Stop! Tail...tail! The tail is going to be bald!" Bang!

The leopard man, who had close contact with the ground again, was thrown to the ground and hit hard: "Meow! Too unreasonable, human! I am the goddess of the forest... Ouch!"

Li Yu directly grabbed the leopard man's tail and lifted her up and spun her around!
First, I grabbed the leopard man's tail tightly, exerted all my strength, and turned it into a big windmill, humming as I turned: "The magic of love is spinning in circles... I miss you so much that my heart is blooming day and night... I still remember the revenge of the Shining Festival today~"

(°Д°≡°Д°): "No... don't spin! I'm dizzy... I'm dizzy! Ouch!"

Li Yu threw the leopard man out.

boom!
The leopard man fell directly to the ground.

When the leopard man stood up again, his eyes had turned into mosquito-repellent ones...

"Mr. Li Yu looks so scary~" Gudako was so scared by Li Yu's tough operation that she was sweating all over~
“It’s… it’s beyond the mark, meow…”

The leopard man shook his head and then stood firm: "Too much! Hey! How can you treat a beautiful woman like this!"

"Then what do you want me to do to you?" Li Yu winked and teased, "Do you want me to do this first... then that... and then beep! Then beep! Then beep, beep, beep!"

"What outrageous things did you say to deserve being censored like this!" Mashu complained loudly while waving her shield.

"Mr. Li Yu is so H!" Anna blushed with shame.

"Meow! Too much! You human!" The leopard man was furious! "Sinai!!! There is no escape from the claw of death" The leopard man directly released the cat claw gun (stick?) in his treasure hand, which instantly became larger and ignited a blazing flame, and then slammed it towards Li Yu's head!

"Humph!"

Li Yu directly used the Armament Haki.

The arm turned completely black.

Then he punched him.

boom!
Two huge forces collided with each other.

In the middle of the fight between the two, a huge deep pit appeared, and the trees in the dense forest were blown all over the place by the shock wave of the explosion.

"Meow!"

Li Yu's full-strength attack broke through the leopard man's treasure like a hot knife through butter.

Then Miss Leopard was blasted away by Li Yu along with the dirt and gravel on the ground.

Puff, puff, puff...

The leopard man fell to the ground and rolled several times...

"Meow... it hurts so much..." Swoosh...

"What's going on, meow! +, +!"

Li Yu's Heavenly Chain stretched out and trapped the opponent tightly.

"Very good! Grumpy little kitty~ From now on you are under arrest..."

Li Yu lifted up the Leopard Man by the scruff of his neck.

"It's not a cat's meow!" The leopard struggled hard in Li Yu's hands, but to no avail. Although she was a lower-level god, the divinity on her was genuine. It was sheer wishful thinking to want to escape after being tied up by the Heavenly Chain.

"Meow! Damn it! Bad guy meow!"

"very noisy……"

"Speaking of which, Mr. Li Yu, what should we do now~" Mashu stepped forward and asked, "Should we take her with us when we go to Ur City?"

"It will be troublesome to carry a guy like this~" Meili said while pinching Li Yu and looking at the leopard man.

“Yes, yes, yes~” The leopard man nodded hurriedly: “I’m very good at causing trouble for others, meow!”

"Is she the third pillar of the Goddess Alliance?" Gudako squatted down and poked the leopard man's face...

"Ah! Oooh!" The leopard man tried to bite Gudako's finger, but the other party pulled his hand away quickly and the bite missed.

"I'm not, meow!" The leopard man shook his head frantically.

"I guess it's not that this guy is too weak~"

Li Yu slumped over and shook his head.

"Well! I'm so angry!" The Leopard Man looked at Li Yu angrily. If he hadn't been tied up, he would have pounced on him and bit Li Yu hard.

"If it's useless then~"

"Yes, yes, yes, if it's useless, just let me go..."

“Kill him…”

"That's right~" The leopard man smiled and nodded: "What the hell!" The next second his smile collapsed instantly: "Are you devils?"

"I also think it's more convenient to just kill him~" Anna swept her sickle up and down thoughtfully, apparently considering where to start.

"Forget it~" Li Yu shook his head: "Or..."

"Please don't kill me!" ·()·

"Um... Meili, you should tie her up and take her back to Uruk and hand her over to King Gilgamesh~"

Li Yu looked at the shameless Leopard Lady throwing a tantrum and crying loudly, and said to Meili helplessly: "After all, she is also a goddess, although she is as useless as you~"

"I feel like your words are infuriating~" Meili looked at Li Yu with a strange expression: "I really want to chop you with a sword!"

"Want to have a competition~? I'm very confident in my swordsmanship~" Li Yu smiled at Meili.

"No! I don't want to! I don't want to at all!" Mary shook her head like a rattle.

"Since you've decided, I'd better take Miss Leopard back to Uruk first!" Meili quickly picked up the tied up Miss Leopard and ran away: "Then I'll leave the investigation of Uruk to you!"

"You run so fast..." Guda exclaimed as he looked at Merry's back.

"It's nothing strange. This guy has always been like this. Retreat is always his first priority~" Mashu's voice came.

"Huh!? How did Mashu know!?" Gudako said in surprise.

"Eh!? It seems that I blurted it out unconsciously because of the influence of Galahad-san's spiritual base." Mashu tilted her head and smiled: "It seems that everyone at the round table has a heavy grudge against Merlin~"

After dealing with the leopard man, the group continued on their way for about half an hour...

"Amazing! He looks so relaxed~"

Gudako said in surprise as she looked at the scene in front of her.

Just after everyone walked out of the jungle, they were stunned by the scene in front of them. They saw a city of similar size to Uruk standing in front of them. Although the trees had grown into the city, the environment and temperature difference were within the normal allowable range, and the magic power in the atmosphere was also at the same level as Uruk. However, more importantly...

People in the city are still living normally?!
"Although it seems that life here is not as good as in Uruk, the most important thing is that the people of Ur are still alive!" Mashu said happily.

“But they all look so listless.”

Then Li Yu slowly walked up to a woman and asked, "Hello, ma'am, is this the city of Ur?"

"This is Ur City, for sure." The woman nodded and looked at them in surprise. "Who are you? How could you get through that jungle and come here?"

"You can call me Li Yu~ This is Fujimaru Ritsuka, Mashu and Anna~ We are envoys from King Gilgamesh of Uruk, and we are here to investigate~"

"Oh! It's the King's messenger! Thank God that the King hasn't forgotten us. It must have been hard for everyone to come here. If there are any injured, we can provide treatment."

"Yes! Thank you, ma'am. We are all healthy~" Guda stepped forward and said happily, "Now that we know that everyone here is still alive, I will immediately go back and report to King Gilgamesh, and then send a rescue team."

"Hey!?" The woman was surprised and waved her hand: "No need. We will not seek refuge in Uruk."

The woman was afraid that Gudako and the others didn't know the reason, so she explained it later.

"Because Ur is very safe. With the protection of the dense forest, monsters cannot get in. As long as we can abide by the laws of the forest goddess, we will not be eaten by monsters."

"It seems to be true~" Anna lowered her head and thought for a while and said, "Since we entered the depths of the forest, we haven't seen Tiamat's monsters again. It seems that the dense forest is protecting the people of Ur from attacks by monsters."

Li Yu nodded and said, "In this case, there won't be any casualties, right? By comparison, this side is much safer."

Then he continued to say to the woman: "Uruk has not received any news from Ur. Do the people of Ur think that just keeping themselves alive is enough?"

The woman began to get nervous and said quickly: "We also sent aid to Uruk, but... because..."

"Because you violated the goddess's rules~" Li Yu said lightly: "That guy~ While ensuring your safety, he did not allow you to escape from Uruk. Whether it was people who came to help you or people who wanted to go out to help Uruk, they would be killed by the forest. So nothing has been done so far. This is also a means of self-defense."

"I'm sorry..." The woman lowered her head and said ashamedly, "But I hope you can forgive us..."

"Yes, I understand. As long as they stop resisting, they can survive. Isn't this a common method used by those who give up on themselves? Then, how many people do you usually choose as sacrifices? It's really one a day, right?"

"What! Sacrifice!"

Li Yu's words surprised Mashu Gudako so much that she broke out in a cold sweat.

(End of this chapter)