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Chapter 407 Isn't it common sense for a magician to fight in close combat?
"W-What are you talking about! There's no such thing as a sacrifice--"

"It's obvious that the number of men left in this city is pitifully small. This is extremely unnatural for Ur, who doesn't need to fight. If this is the case, then there must be other reasons for the continuous decrease."

Li Yu looked at the situation in front and said that he didn't need to observe it deliberately. After all, he and his paper wives had opened up the seven singularities personally.

"I—we didn't do anything wrong! The sacrifice was a price that had to be paid! It was chosen unanimously based on everyone's approval!"

"Once a day, just send one person as a sacrifice to Eridu! That will satisfy the demon!"

Hearing this, Mashu could not help but question the woman, "Are you thinking of using this method to save your lives? You haven't even tried to fight, and you haven't even tried to ask Uruk for help!"

At this time, the woman finally couldn't help herself and started to become hysterical.

"What do you know, an outsider? You can only talk nonsense like this because you have never seen that terrible goddess! Even if all the citizens of Ur were put together, they would not be able to be the enemy of that goddess!"

"That doesn't make sense! It's just a monster that lives in the forest and only wants to eat and kill! There's nothing we can do except live in fear and pray that it won't choose us! There's no land in Mesopotamia where we can live in peace!"

With that, the woman ran away in horror.

The crowd that had gathered to watch also hid in their homes and closed their doors and windows.

"Tsk! What a bad start!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Li Yu! It's all my fault for not considering the overall situation... It will probably be difficult for us to gather intelligence now..."

"Never mind Mashu~" Li Yu shook his head: "I just feel very uncomfortable"

"Huh!? Why?"

“I understand how they feel, but seeing these guys lose their courage like this really makes me angry!”

"Isn't it more terrible to live like this without a future than to die..."

"Mr. Li Yu is not afraid of death..."

"I'm afraid..." Li Yu said confidently, "But losing some things is more painful than dying!"

Li Yu felt even more upset when he thought of the ending of Uruk, especially that moment: "Uruk! It will live here forever!"

"Forget it! Let's go back!" Li Yu said, kicking the stones under his feet.

"Eh!? Are you not going to continue investigating?" Mashu asked.

"No need. I already know everything I need to know. To tell you the truth, those who were sacrificed are not dead."

"Huh!? Not dead?!" Gudako asked in surprise with her eyes wide open.

"He doesn't look like an evil god~" Roman's voice came.

"That's true. That guy is not an evil god."

Li Yu nodded and said.

"Anyway~ let's report to King Gilgamesh first~" Then several people turned around and returned the same way.

When we reached the edge of the forest...

"Mei Li! What the hell is that? Hahahaha!" Li Yu was so amused by Mei Li in front of him that he fell down laughing.

"You're still laughing!" Mary's face was bruised and swollen, and she was mumbling and couldn't even speak clearly.

"So what's wrong with you~ and what about Miss Leopard?" Gudako stepped forward and comforted Meli, and cast a healing magic on her.

"Um~ I was attacked..." Meili fell into memories~
"I was on my way back to Uruk with Miss Leopard, when someone ambushed and kidnapped her... That guy was too strong, and he took Miss Leopard away in just two moves."

"So you were beaten by the other party?" Li Yu asked curiously. He guessed that it must have been done by Quetzalcoatl, after all, the Leopard Man was her "subordinate".

"No..." Meili said awkwardly, "The leopard man beat me up after he was untied..."

"What did you do to her?" Mashu asked subconsciously.

"Uh... it's nothing, I just stuffed her mouth with tree bark... she's too talkative... Hey! Roman! Stop laughing."

"Sorry... Hahahahahahahahaha I'm really sorry... Hahahahahahahahahaha I... I really can't help it. The sight of you with bruised and swollen skin is so satisfying..."

Roman was laughing so hard in the monitoring room that tears were about to burst out: "Da Vinci-san~ did you save the footage just now?"

"No problem at all~" Da Vinci's sweet voice came: "I made ten backups!"

"This..." Meili rolled her eyes and said, "Can we still get along well?"

"There's nothing we can do. We are just third-rate Casters, so we can only secretly envy a certain champion behind the scenes."

What someone said at the beginning was immediately brought up.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong! Please delete the photo!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"Ahem... Seriously, I think the one who kidnapped the leopard man must be the goddess of the third pillar." Li Yu coughed twice and changed the subject.

"I think so too~" Meili scratched her head: "After all, even a champion like me, Caster, was easily defeated..."

"You're just a loser~" Roman snorted.

"Of all the Grand Servant's, you are the most useless."

Li Yu nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes~ After all, the big boss Roman defeated all the contestants overnight and won the title of the Holy Grail..."

"That's right!"

"Boxing steps!"

"Bullshit! I'm a caster-class! A Grand Caster! A noble magician! Only a fool would fight with his fists!"

"Aren't you a boxer with ten brass knuckles?"

"Those are the Ten Commandments! Not Finger-Knuckles, asshole. And I'm at the Shujutsu level! Shujutsu level!"

Roman collapsed and yelled, "I'm an elegant magician! Asshole!"

"But isn't it common sense for magicians to fight in close combat~?"

“What common sense is that!” Roman yelled angrily.

"Look at Meili," Li Yu pointed at the white-haired man in front of him, "The reserve champion magician bites his tongue when he casts a spell, and fights with a sword! And there's a certain Gandalf in white (Roman: That's heresy!) He's a berserker! The close combat of the magician class is just like the powerful archer class without a bow, such as a certain Winky, and there's a certain white-haired red heroic spirit of the champion chef!"

"I am speechless..." Mashu covered her face, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

“No! I will never admit it! I am Roman! The former Magic King! Solomon! I will die here today! I will jump down from here! I will never fight in close combat! The Grand Fist Rank has nothing to do with me!” Roman has been playing more and more since Solomon’s identity was exposed…

“Don’t say those useless things. Even if you were a top Caster before, you are just an ordinary person now~” Da Vinci stabbed Dr. Roman in the heart…

"My body was controlled by someone and I got into big trouble..." Meili finished the fight~Roman HP-99999
"Oh~ Let's report the situation to King Gilgamesh first~" Meli sighed and had to swallow her breath.

Such was the state of Ur.”

After returning to Uruk, Gudazi reported, "After learning about the local situation, we don't know what to do next and can only return to report."

"Ugh, guh...! Merlin you big idiot! You actually let the hostage fly! You are totally useless!" Wang Shanshan said displeasedly, "You are my court magician and you can't even match the performance of these guys."

"Well, well, well~ After all, it was the Third Pillar Goddess who took action personally. Merlin couldn't defeat her, but at least she brought back useful information, unlike the previous two times~" Siduri hurriedly comforted Wang Shanshan

However, Wang Shanshan's subsequent words almost made her collapse.

"Hey! What on earth is that interesting Servant? I want to see it with my own eyes, too. Damn Merlin, it's all because of you. Otherwise, I would have been able to see it! Why do I have to deal with such a ridiculous job here? Even someone as loyal as me has a limit to my patience!"

"Wang, do you think you are a child abandoned by your friends?!"

"Well, next time I go with Li Yu, it should be fine." Jill smiled and said, "After all, I'm just here to help."

"No! Absolutely not!" Wang Shanshan yelled, "Why should I be the one sitting here and you can leave? It's not fair!" "Because you are the king here~"

"Aren't you also the king of Uruk? Even though we are in different time and space, as co-existent entities, you are me and I am you! I will never let you slack off!"

"Excuse me for being frank~" The two kings behaved like children quarreling.

Siduri said with tears in her eyes: "What we should consider now is the people's problems in Ur City, the two idle kings~"

the next day……

"Hahaha... Li Yu, let me tell you~ Just a few days ago, Prince Xian sneaked out with us to investigate the water quality. On the way, we encountered a stone statue of the enemy that had been resurrected. Hahahaha, there was a stone statue of a rider hidden in it. That stupid naked prince almost had his abdominal muscles broken by the kick. Hahaha, it's so funny!"

At the border of the battle line, Ishtar's voice came from Li Yu's communicator. Ever since Ishtar accidentally found out the real treasure supplier when he went to Uruk last time, Ishtar's hostility towards Li Yu changed instantly.

Under Li Yu's massive treasure offensive, the "friendship value" of the two people rose rapidly, especially the two of them inexplicably "had similar tastes" in some areas.

"Did you take a picture of it with the phone I gave you?" Li Yu asked hurriedly. What a dark history! This is a famous scene. Unfortunately, Li Yu had already returned to the Warcraft front to earn points at that time, and he didn't go with Gudako to complete the two small tasks.

“Of course! I took pictures of the whole process~!” Ishtar smiled proudly.

"If you have pictures, please share them with me, dear!"

"No problem!" Ishtar answered readily: "But~~~~~~"

"Oh, it's nothing, it's just treasures. I have plenty of them here, and I'll definitely satisfy you!"

Li Yu patted his chest and assured that there was no way to be willful just because you have money.

"As expected of Li Yu! So straightforward~!" There were two beeps from Ishtar's side, and then Li Yu received a dozen pictures sent by the other party through the communicator. In one of the pictures, King Gilgamesh was kicked in the abdomen by a stone statue on a step. The distorted expression on his face was: "Hahaha, look at his little expression~"

Then Li Yu turned around casually: "Why are you all here?"

Li Yu was surprised to find that several people on the front line were hiding behind him and secretly watching Li Yu's screen.

"No~! We just happened to pass by~!" Ushiwakamaru glanced away with a vague look.

Leonidas nodded, "I definitely didn't eavesdrop on King Gilgamesh getting his abdominal muscles broken by a kick."

"Ahem, Li Yu, I am a noble knight! I will never gloat over Gilgamesh's misfortune just because I was once his rival!"

"But my king, the smile on your face is almost overflowing..." Li Yu said helplessly, pointing at Saber's face.

"Oh, let's disperse~" The master stretched lazily, revealing her plump figure.

"Master, you blocked my perception, didn't you?" Li Yu said confidently, "My observation Haki didn't even detect you~"

"Hahaha~ I know you have a perception skill called Observation Haki~?" The master laughed: "It's just the use of a rune. How about becoming my disciple? I can teach you~"

"Well~ Are there any special benefits for being a master's disciple~~" Li Yu said with a sly grin.

He took a deep look at the master's beautiful legs.

"Oh!? Do you want to try ~ the master's "special" teaching~" Scathach licked her sexy lips and "tempted" Li Yu.

"No need!" Li Yu looked at the master in front of him and felt a dangerous breath coming from his soul. If he continued to talk nonsense, he would definitely be hit in the face by a bunch of magic spears falling from the sky. Although he would not die, he would definitely not feel good.

"Tsk tsk tsk, what a pity~" Scathach shook her head and turned away with regret.

"She definitely wants to fight with me!" Li Yu said as he looked at Scathach's departing back.

"Fight! Go ahead! Don't be afraid! Teach that woman a lesson! You are so strong, why are you afraid of her?" Ishtar bewitched Li Yu through the communicator.

"Do you think I'm a fool?!" Li Yu simply ignored Ishtar's words.

Then he turned to Ishtar and said.

"If you dare to fight her, I will give you 1/3 of the treasures in the King's Treasure~"

"Are you serious!?" ＄_＄! Li Yu knew what Ishtar's expression was without even looking.

"It's true~" Li Yu nodded: "Friendly reminder, the opponent is a spear class, has the attribute of killing gods, special attack against divinity, as long as you can survive the opponent's treasure, I will share the treasure with you~"

Ishtar froze...

She is a Servant of the Archer Class...

Spears beat bows... Let's not talk about that for now. For top-level servants, class restraint is actually not that serious. Please forget about a certain idle king whose abdominal muscles were broken by a riding-class stone statue.

But... she is a god! The goddess of Venus! The goddess of harvest! Although she is a pseudo-servant who descended upon a human girl, her spiritual foundation is infinitely close to that of the gods themselves, so she is divine!
The opponent is a godslayer servant who is also restrained by the divine special attack class, so there is no way we can win!

If you can survive, I will give you the treasure... Does this mean that if she fights the other party, she will die?!

This is human language! ?
Ishtar really wanted to ask you a direct question: Is this human speech?
Huh? Are you sure that the goddess Ishtar will lose? She! Ishtar! I tell you! She is definitely not a coward!
"I won't be provoked by you~" Ishtar snorted. You want her to get beaten!? You wish~
Li Yu knew in his heart that the other party was absolutely sincere, but he did not say it out loud in order to save some face for our beautiful goddess Ishtar.

"anyway!"

Ishtar changed the subject: "The other day that idiot naked king actually asked us to look for some broken clay tablet!"

"Is it the Destiny Tablet?"

"Yes, that's the broken thing~"

Ishtar nodded: "That stupid Master wouldn't have come back if it weren't for me~ So, shouldn't you give me a "thank you gift"~"

When Li Yu heard that this guy was obsessed with money, he couldn't help but think, are all guys who look like Rin Toosaka money-grubbers? "You're a goddess! You're a goddess! Is it really okay to be so obsessed with human treasures!?"

Li Yu couldn't help but complain.

"What's wrong with that!" Ishtar said confidently, "Even a giant dragon comparable to a god is obsessed with shiny treasures and can't extricate himself!?"

"You make sense... I'm speechless."

"So~!"

"So I will give you a satisfactory reward when the time comes~ I mostly..."

Giggle...

Ishtar's teeth were chattering. "Although I got what I wanted, for some reason I really want to beat you up... Damn rich man!"

"that……"

Gudako's weak voice came from the other end of the communicator.

"what!?"

"Ms. Ishtar... isn't it time to get down to business...? It's been twenty minutes since you snatched the communicator from me the moment I turned it on..." Gudako said with tears in her eyes. The Servant was too willful and this Master had no dignity at all.

"Oops! I accidentally forgot!?" Ishtar said embarrassedly.

"I think you are too excited about the treasure..."

Ignoring Gudako's complaints, Ishtar said hurriedly: "Li Yu, come to Uruk as soon as possible. That stupid naked king seems to be making a big move."

"It takes you so long to get to the point!" Li Yu said speechlessly.

"Ouch! Don't worry about the details. At your speed it will soon be... Ouch!"

Ishtar was so scared that she jumped five meters away, and Li Yu suddenly appeared in front of her.

He has spatial abilities, so teleportation is just a piece of cake.

"How about at my speed~?" Li Yu looked at Ishtar, who was like a frightened rabbit in front of him, with amusement.

"We'll be there soon~!" Ishtar hung up the communicator unhappily and threw it to Gudako.

"Then let's go~ That stupid naked king probably can't wait~"

(End of this chapter)